spike's big adventure.

From the fanfiction show that brought you best horror fic 2011! Here is the most random fanfiction rewards 2013! Hosted by Commander Resurrection!

The music played in the background; as a blue and red maned Pegasus with a black suit and tie along with a group of other familiar ponies walked up on stage. "Ahem. Thank you all for coming to the most random fanfiction awards 2013; we are all here to give some jackass a random golden troll award for fanfictions that trolled the best. And we need a moment of silence for all the ponies that probably committed suicide from the news the 2012 was the end of the world..."

After a brief moment the grey Pegasus spoke up again. "Okay, we would like to thank Mic The Microphone for his badassness in Spikes big Adventure; which will be a one of the chosen fanfictions to get the troll thing. Give the unicorn a round of applause!"

"THIS IS BULLSHIT, WHY AM I ALL THE WAY BACK HERE!!" Mic yelled near the entrance, where he sat down.

"Okay now lets start this shit up! The four nominees are.." A long dramatic silence as suspenseful music played. " Spikes Big Adventure, Twilight gets what's coming to her, Tom goes to Ponyvile, and Spikes Blooming love for Rarity! And the winner is!"

"If I don't get chosen, somepony is leaving with a shotgun shell lodged in their fucking brain." Spike said softly. He was laid back in his chair, enjoying a cigar, and was carrying his shotgun while wearing sharp sunglasses.

"I STILL THINK THIS IS BULLSHIT!" Mic shouted across the way.

The drum roll started as the host read the results. "Spikes Big Adventure! Give a round of applause to Spike!"

Spike got up on stage and he was given the reward. "There are a few ponies I like to thank! My open minded lover Fluttershy wh stuck by me through it all! My friend Twilight who played dead on my fanfic! Say hi Twilight!" The spot light hit a rotting lavender mare. Her left eye was gone, rats were eating her, and maggots were in her. "Fine, don't talk dumb bitch!" With that Spike was off the pedestal and sat back down.

"Thanks for coming every pony! I hope you enjoyed today's show! Goodnight everypony!" With that the lights went off and the show was over.

"HELLO?!" Mic shouted, still sitting in the same spot. "IM LOCKED IN! YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLES!" With that he sighed. "This the last time I use Craigslist for this shit!"