During a thorough cleaning of the still-used CMC clubhouse, Rarity happens upon a dirty chest full of... particular objects. Rarity confronts the Cutie Mark Crusaders about this.

Things get a bit awkward. And then weird.

Written for the Incest Is Wincest: First-Time February contest.

or, well, this was actually going to be an entry for the april '19 contest, except I completely forgot back then and never even started writing it, soooo here we are, I guess

Note that all characters involved are full adults, though cover image may lead one to think otherwise (but I couldn't find anything better that included non-anthro adult cmc, derp) nevermind, I somehow forget there's an entire episode with just adult cmc until pointed out (thanks again), so woo.

Warnings: Just look at the tags and what contest this is in, what else?