Author's Note

Breath control and dry anal are dangerous. Don't try this at home.

The Bad Touch

Shining Armor and Cadence leaned against the balcony rail on their hind legs, forehooves not-very-subtly pawing each other’s bottoms. Twilight hesitated, but the longing look her brother gave her drew her in. His hoof settled on the small of her back. Hers slid across the base of his tail. He leaned down to kiss her. His tongue tasted like sweet liquor in her mouth. She felt a flood of moistness between her thighs and tucked them together in an attempt to hide it.

On the floor below, ponies dressed as a gang of alien scum screamed about how awesome it was to destroy things. Twilight noticed those three kirin from earlier in the front row of the audience; the orange one jumped up and down waving at the stage while the other two stood behind her with their hooves over their ears.

And that was all Twilight really saw of the show. Shining’s cock was hard. Shining’s cock was always hard. It was a beautiful beast, almost as long as Twilight’s torso, colored a cobalt blue so dark it was almost black, with a scalloped crown and a medial ring almost as wide was the flare. Cadence kissed her husband, and arch her back to grind her slim belly and her pouty teats against his shaft.

Twilight’s heart hammered. Shining and Cadence’s bodies were so perfect! Tall, flat tummies, muscular lets, perfect trim little butts. Then Cadence grabbed her by the hoof and pulled her close and Twilight remembered a lot of ponies liked short little mares with pot bellies, big teats, and round asses.

Pulse pounding like the rapid-fire drums of the band below them, Twilight pressed her body close to her brother’s cock. The shaft settled in under the curve of her tummy and over her plump teats like it was meant to go there.

Shining Armor let out a trembling gasp and slid his hoof down to cup Twilight’s chubby ass. He started to move his hips, grinding his cock against his sister’s body.

Twilight looked around — this was very public! But the band drowned out any noise, and the beat was so fast that any rhythmic motion would look like dancing. No one was looking at them, and if they did look, the three of them wouldn’t be recognized.

Cadence wriggled in close against them. Shining huffed and shivered, humping between the bellies of the two mares he loved most. Twilight slid her hoof tentatively down his ass. The fur was silky smooth, but the muscle beneath so hard and angular it felt like armor plate. The way it bunched and surged as he humped her teats made mare goo drip down between Twilight’s thighs.

They huddled together kissing and pawing. Cadence’s teats squashed up against Twilight’s. Twilight’s fat tummy pressed up against Cadence’s flat one. BBBFF’s cock pistoned between them. The shaft burned hot, pulsing and trembling. Twilight wondered if her brother might cum, soon. He could have a bit of a hair trigger if their one night together was any indication. But he was always hard again soon, ready to blast one soaking load after another.

What would the crowd think if he came on them? She looked down at the band – red and white fluid sprayed from the lead singer’s prosthetic alien penis into the audience. They wouldn’t even notice.

But then Twilight noticed a blue glow between their bellies. Shining’s cock was suddenly a lot shorter, and there was something moving back and forth in Cadence’s closed mouth.

“Sex portal! Kinky!” shouted Twilight.

“Mmmmgh!” shouted Cadence.

“Let me try!” shouted Twilight.

Before she’d even closed her mouth, she felt her brother’s drooling flare bumping the back of her throat. Salty-sweet pre trickled across her tongue as he jerked back and forth.

“T-twily,” he groaned, squeezing her ass.

Twilight moaned and melted against her brother’s side. She felt like she might cum just from having him in her mouth. She laid her head against his chest, and lifted one thigh, giving the bottom half of Shining’s cock a little more to rub against.

His body started to shake. He stabbed his cock forward three times, jamming it through the portal and against the top of Twilight’s throat.

“Twily!” he shouted, cock convulsing against her tummy. Less than a second later, hot brother cum started to flood Twilight’s mouth. It tasted strongly of pineapple, mango, and alcohol.

Cadence leaned over to kiss her ear. “Drink it all. Drink all your brother’s cum.”

Twilight struggled to obey. Shining’s load flooded her mouth and splashed down her throat. Seed bubbled over her lips and rolled off her chin.

“You missed some,” rumbled Shining. He licked her chin, swished his own cum around his mouth, then drooled the bubbly mixture onto his sister’s snout.

“Oh, what a messy slut,” said Cadence, clucking her lips. “Shameful.”

Twilight groaned as she felt spit and cum trickle down her cheeks. “I am a messy slut. Spit on me, Cadence. Please.”

Cadence laughed. “I think you mean ‘spit on me, sis.‘“

Twilight felt her cheeks grow hot. “Please, spit on me, big sister.”

Cadence stroked Twilight’s jawline. “Open your mouth.”

“Aaaaahhhh!” said Twilight, opening her mouth and sticking out her tongue.

Cadence drooled a gob of spit out over her lower lip. It dangled for a second before plopping onto Twilight’s tongue. It tasted like sweet liquor too.

”Swallow it, Baby Sis,” said Cadence, pushing Twilight’s jaw closed.

“Cadence, look at her thighs,” said Shining, eyes wide. “Look at the floor!”

“Oh my gosh, sis, you are a messy slut!”

Twilight gulped down her sister-in-law’s spit and looked down. Oh no! Her mare goo was out of control. It drooled from her pussy, puddling on the floor. Her legs glistened. She pulled them apart, and ropes of goo made a web between her thighs.

“What are we going to do?” said Twilight, stomach churning with humiliation.

What they did was scoop her up in their forelegs and set her fat ass on a stool near the wall. Twilight grunted as her withers slammed against the plaster, but she didn’t care. She lifted her legs and spread them wide. “Please, please,” she gasped.

Her brother and sister-in-law started licking her hooves, Cadence on the left and Shining on the right.

Twilight twitched her hooves back. “Ah! Tickles!”

They worked their way up her legs, Shining cleaning up her mare goo with big licks, Cadence sucking it out of her fur like a vacuum cleaner. Twilight looked left and right anxiously. There was no hiding this. If anyone looked, they’d be in big trouble. Luckily everyone on the balcony was staring down at the stage.

“Hurry! Before someone sees.”

“Don’t be such a wimp, Baby Sister,” said Cadence. “It’s dark back here.” Then she started licking Twilight’s ass cheeks.

BBBFF nuzzled her pubic fluff and ran his tongue around her pouty pussy lips. “Oh yes,” she groaned. “Oh heckity heck that feels good!”

“Love you Twiliy,” he said, nuzzling her clit.

He was so close his breath tickled her insides. Twilight grabbed him by the mane and tugged. “I love you too BBBFF. Now use your tongue for sex! Not talking!”

Shining slid his tongue inside of her, still teasing. He lapped at her love tunnel, rolling up deep inside. It felt amazing, but not amazing enough. “Clitoral stimulation darn it! I require clitoral…. Mngh!” Blue magic closed around Twilight’s snout.

“Shining knows exactly what he’s doing, sis. Please be quiet and let him work.” Cadence slammed a muzzle of magic force over Twilight’s snout, and nuzzled in between Twilight’s plump cheeks and started licking her ponut. She ran her tongue around it in slow circles. The soft, tingly sensation made Twilight’s lower belly burn. But it didn’t make it burn enough. She needed release! She needed release before they got caught and had to stop!

Shining Armor’s tongue probed deep into her, licking every part of her pussy. Every stroke sent tiny electric sparks up her spine. Mgh. So good. She needed to cum, and she needed it now. Maybe if she used her magic she could…

A magic suppression cone popped into existence around Twilight’s horn. Cadence’s lips pulled away from Twilight’s ponut, leaving it soaking wet. Twilight moaned in frustration. But seconds later something hard and pointy with a rounded tip probed at her ass.

“Ah! Ah! Mgh!” she gasped, jaw straining against her magical muzzle. Horn fuck! An anal horn fuck from an alicorn! The rarest and most blasphemous of pleasures.

“Feeling okay?” shouted Cadence. “We didn’t work out a safe word did we? Clench your ass once if you’re okay and twice if you want me to stop. And a million times if you’re about to cum.

“Mnf!” wailed Twilight, clenching her ass exactly once.

Cadence horn was longer and thicker than the average unicorn’s. Twilight had had many a horn up her ass in the mare's dorm back at school, but never one so big, and usually with way more lube. But that was all right. Twilight liked a little pain. The horn slid into her body, slow and careful, poking its way inside of her, hot and smooth in a way a cock could never be. Though a cock — or at least her brother’s cock — would be much bigger than even Cadence’s horn.

Shining armor slid his tongue out of her, up over her urethra to the ting heart-shaped nub of her clit. Twilight’s clit spasmed in anticipation as he drew close. His big, sloppy slab of tongue brushed over it, and her heart stopped.

“MMMM! MMM!” she groaned through her magic gag. She slid her hips forward until only the small of her back rested on the stool, and only Shining and Cadence’s bodies were holding her up. Then she pumped her hips manically, hind hooves waving in the air. But at no point did Shining Armor’s licks press with more than a feather’s touch on her clit.

Cadence’s horn jammed into her ass until Twilight felt her mane on her butt cheeks. Twilight groaned into the gag, thighs twitching, cheeks burning. Her breath inside the gag blew hot. Sweat trickled down her sides. Her every nerve was tingling, burning, longing for release, but she couldn’t… quite…

Shining pushed his tongue down hard on her clit, ramming it against her pubic bone so hard she felt like she’d been punched. Her thighs slammed closed around his head. Her ass clenched down on Cadence’s horn a million times. Only the gag kept the crowd from hearing her scream over the drums. Mare goo swelled around her pussy, soaking her brother’s chin and her sister-in-law’s head.

The world around her flashed blue. She felt herself falling, and when she landed it was on purple silk sheets. Cadence had teleported them to their hotel room.

“Wow!” said Cadence, backing up slowly away from Twilight’s rear, horn sliding gently out of her ass. “You almost broke my horn off, there. I had such a horngasm, tho! Hell of a sister-in-law, Shiny.”

The restrains around Twilight’s mouth and horn evaporated. “So you came?”

Cadence laughed. “I did, but don’t worry about me. Part of my portfolio as Princess of Love is that I can feel everyone’s little moments of passion. All of them. In a three-league radius. All the time.”

“That’s why she’s such a hornball,” said Shining, wiping his muzzle clean of his sister’s mare goo and licking it off the back of his hoof. “You’d think she’d get bored, feeling that way all the time, but apparently the opposite is true.”

“I just like making other ponies happy,” said Cadence, sliding around behind her husband and running her hooves down his cock, which was hard again. “Speaking of which, show me how you fuck your sister.”

Twilight grinned. “What do you want to see us do?”

Cadence caressed Shining’s balls. He arched his back in pleasure and reached back to stroke her thighs. “Well, what did you do that one time you were together?” she said. “Sweet mare-on-the-bottom, in the dark?”

Shining blushed. “Well, she was on the bottom.”

Twilight lifted her hind legs up, rolling herself up until they rested against the headboard. Then she reached down and spread her ass cheeks with her forehooves. “Well, there was some kissing, and he hoofed me on the sofa, and I blew him under the dinner table, and we took a shower together. But we can skip to what we did in our parents' bedroom, after that.”

Shining Armor grinned another face-splitting grin and climbed onto his sister with his wife still clinging to his back like she was riding him. He ran his hooves down Twilight’s hind legs to her ass, and then up her big teats and fat belly. Then they rested on her neck.

“Oh, choking,” purred Cadence.

“Just a little,” said Twilight, angling her pussy towards her brother’s cock. He jammed it forward. As massive as it was compared to her little body — or anypony’s body, really — her pussy lips were so soaking wet that he slid right in.

“Oh! Yes!” cried Twilight, feeling her brother’s cock spreading her open. He was painfully thick; stretching her pussy wide. She gasped as he rammed her womb-hatch, knocking the wind right out of her lungs.

“Harder!” she moaned, and he did it again, so hard she saw white. His strong hooves pressed slowly down on her neck, compressing the carotid artery. He pistoned on top of her, perfect muscles moving beneath his sweat-soaked coat. She looked into his passionate blue eyes.

“Twily,” he moaned. “Twily.”

“Hurt me, BBFF,” she groaned.

He jammed his cock into her, pushing her up the bed until her skull hit the headboard. Stars flashed across her vision.

“This is really hot,” said Cadence, “But it’s also pretty vanilla. I was expecting more.”

“There is more. But I’m really enjoying this sweet pussy,” Shining Armor grunted. “It’s so tight and silky easy to fuck.”

Cadence giggled. “Easy to fuck as opposed to what?”

Shining Armor answered by pulling his cock out of Twilight, leaving her cunt empty and aching. He slid his flare down between her plump ass cheeks and rammed it into her ponut.

“Ow! Owie! Don’t stop!” moaned Twilight.

“Ooooh, dry anal,” said Cadence, still clinging to her husband’s back.

“Not that dry,” said Shining, grinding his flare against his sister’s asshole. “Have you seen how wet this messy little slut gets?”

Twilight moaned with satisfaction and bore down, opening her ass as wide as she could. Shining popped inside of her, sending a rush of pain and a satisfying sensation of being filled through her lower abdomen. “BBBFF!” she yelped. “Fuck me!”

Shining Armor gritted his teeth. “Ngh. So tight. Hurts.”

“You love it,” said Cadence. “You masochistic sluts both love it. Like brother like sister.”

Twilight was too wrapped up in the feeling of her brother spearing her ass to reply. Pain and pleasure radiated through her tummy as he drove deeper, inch by inch. His hooves tightened on her throat, and she began to feel light-headed. She felt his medial ring bounce off her ponut, hammering at it until at last, it slid in. She bit her lower lip. Shining’s movements blurred in her vision until he was a handsome white and blue streak.

“She’s drooling,” said Cadence. “Her eyes are looking a little glassy, too. Is she okay?”

“I’ll let her breathe in a second. Watch this.” His horn-blur flickered to life, leaving bright streaks in Twilight’s vision. His magic clamped down on her clit. Spikes of pleasure shot up the middle of her tummy the roof of her mouth tingled. Her whole field of view flashed blue and purple. Her legs kicked. She thrashed under Shining. One orgasm built into the next, a series of increasing fireworks that made her consciousness flicker like a candle in the wind.

Shining Armor’s hooves left her throat. “You okay, Twiliy?

“Ooooohhhhh…” groaned Twilight.

“Oh, she’s drooling so much she’s getting the bed wet,” said Cadence. “Now what?”

Shining Armor laughed and began cautiously sliding his cock out of her ass. “Twily, mind if I cum in your throat like I did last time?”

Twilight tried to form words, but that part of her brain wasn’t working right now. She responded by wriggling off BBBFF’s dick and rolling over so her head was hanging off the side of the bed.

“Oooh,” purred Cadence. “Ass to mouth. Nasty. Gonna get off you to get a better view.”

“Are you fifteen?” said Shining, climbing off the bed. He stood on his hind legs over Twilight’s head, stroking his shaft with both hooves and swinging his balls over his sister’s face. She leaned up to let them slap back and forth across her forehead and cheeks.

“Emotionally fifteen, physically nineteen, forever and ever,” said Cadence, lying next to Twilight on her side. “You’re a lucky stallion.”

Shining Armor grunted. “I am.” He stepped back and angled his cock towards his sister’s lips. She inhaled, smelling his cum and her pussy and her ass on it before opening wide. As soon as her lips were open he started pushing, popping his scalloped flare inside. Twilight gasped, feeling her lips strain into an‘O’ like the mouth of a blowup doll.

“So hot,” purred Cadence, her horn glowing. Twilight felt magic press against her sore clit and her aching asshole.

“Isn’t she?” said Shining, gripping Twilight’s ears and using them to pull himself into her mouth. Twilight closed her eyes and savored the sensation of her brother’s cock pushing through her mouth and down her throat. She gagged softly, eyes watering, but she didn’t care. She loved it. She opened her eyes to watch Shining’s balls swinging back and forth, inching slowly towards her face.

“I was talking about both of you. You’re beautiful together.”

Shining popped his medial ring past his sister’s lips. “Gonna… Gonna cum.”

“Soak her, Shiny. Soak her until her own brother wouldn’t recognize her,” purred Cadence.

The magic against Twilight’s clit and ponut quickened. Her lower belly started to burn again. One of her hind legs started to kick uncontrollably.

Shining pumped his hips, fucking his sister’s face with ruthless abandon. She felt him drive deeper into her, sliding down into her chest, sliding down until she felt like he was ramming her tummy from the inside. Sparks of pleasure started to fly up her body under her skin. Cadence, alert to Twilight’s state, rammed her magic into Twilight’s ass and pussy all at once. Twilight screamed around her brother’s cock. The world went white, and then dark.

The next thing she knew her throat was aching, raw and empty like her ass and her pussy and Shining’s cock was pulsing over her face, shooting jet after jet of his rich white seed down her neck and over her chest. Before he was even done, Cadence started to lick it up. She ran her tongue over Twilight’s silky purple coat and leaned up to drool cum into her mouth.

Twilight swallowed and grinned. “Thank you, big dis.”

“No problem, baby sis,” said Cadence, eyes sparkling.

“Can I… can I stay with you two for the rest of the honeymoon?” said Twilight.

”Yeah, can she?” said Shining Armor.”

Cadence laughed. “You two beat me to it. Yes. Very yes. You can stay with us forever.”

When the three of them finally fell asleep, cuddled in a pink, white, and purple tangle of legs and tails and horns, sunlight was coming through the hotel curtains.