Twilight and Cadance trotted into the living room.

Looking up from what seemed like an intense, whisper-filled conversation Starlight and Shining noticed them immediately. As if he’d been struck by lightning, an extremely nervous Shining Armor sat bolt upright and had his eyes glued to his little sister. And on the coffee table in front of them… the ornate flagon that Twilight needed to fill at some point.

“hI tWiLigHt!” He croaked out awkwardly, followed by a nervous, choking cough.

Twilight looked over at Starlight as the gears clicked in her head. “You told him?”

Starlight shrugged awkwardly with a sheepish smile. “It sort of, just came up.”

“How does that just come up!?” Twilight groaned, pointing an accusatory hoof at her friend.

Starlight rubbed the back of her head. “I uh… well it’s sort of hard to not talk about…”

“NO, IT’S NOT!” Twilight shouted. “HERE I’LL SHOW YOU: HEY SHINING HOW ARE YOU? HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT YOUR SISTER NEEDS TO HARVEST YOUR EJACULATE?”

Starlight pointed at Twilight and cocked her head. “See? It pops right out, even if you’re trying!”

“Gah!” Twilight threw her head back with anger.

“Uhh… c-can I say something?” Shining asked plaintively, from the couch. “Are you sure you just can’t… y’know… give me the vial and let me take a short five minute-”

Cough. “Three minute.” Cadance blurted out from behind a hoof.

“...three-minute bathroom break? Then we can all just pretend this never happened and move on with our lives.” Shining suggested.

Twilight shook her head vigorously. “Unfortunately, no. I’ve done the background. It has to be a family member of an alicorn, by that alicorn. Starswirl’s rules were very precise.”

“He won’t know if we cheat! He’s dead!” Shining exclaimed.

“First off, it’s magic, honey. Magic always knows.” Cadance sighed. “Second… you met him last week! At the event with all the pillars, remember?”

“That old guy?” Shining scoffed. “No fogey is gonna force my sister to do THAT.... what if she just… uh… held the beaker?” Shining prodded the ornate flagon that sat on the coffee table.

“No, it's pretty explicit. I’ve gotta be the one to harvest it.” Twilight sat on the floor near the flagon, trying to keep some distance between herself and her brother, as if he were radioactive.

“W-what if you do it Cadance?” Shining stammered.

“Honey, as much as I appreciate your effort to get a quick hoofie from me, we’re not related.”

“No! I mean…” Shining hesitated, his ears pinning back slightly, “...you’re an Alicorn too, and there’s that great-uncle of yours in Baltimare, and -”

“Shining! He’s 95! Plus, you’d send your wife to do this instead of taking it on yourself!?”

“Cadance, this is my little sister! It’s Twily! Do you know how gross, how disgusting, how-”

Cadance’s frown had been growing larger and larger as Shining’s frenzied excuses droned on, until she’d had enough, and her horn began to glow, a magical aura throbbing outward from Shining’s chest.

“...how absolutely excited I am right now?” Shining’s tone of voice had shifted markedly from one of concern to barely contained mirth. “I mean… I’ve fantasized about Twily for years. Ever since I was a teenage colt. I used to get hard-ons just from giving her piggy-back rides, and then when she got older, she’d drive me crazy! I’ve probably dedicated at least a few barrel-loads of batter to her already with all the solo sessions I’ve had in this house alone!” The white unicorn laughed and leaned back on the couch casually, the pink glow at his breast still thrumming and pulsing.

“She was always my go-to in my mental collection, even after I met you, honey! Thinking of those times she’d let her tail slip-up, or how she smelled in the springtime. And since she became an alicorn? Oh, my Celestia her ass is so deliciously tight, even looking at it right now I’m trying not to drool. Hay, sometimes when I’m doing you from behind Cadie I like to imagine you’re a darker shade of purplllleeeee------ OH MY GOD WHAT DID I JUST SAY!? WHAT DID YOU CAST ON ME!?” Shining jumped from the couch as the pink glow faded, his eyes going wide with panic and his breaths coming ragged as he realized all the words that had been spilling out of his mouth.

“It’s called heartbleed, it’s a power of the Alicorn of Love. Forces you to reveal the true intentions of your heart. Very, very illegal.” Cadance sighed, shaking her head at her stallion before grinning wryly, “...but also very useful when dealing with hard-headed stallions who won’t admit their true feelings despite my advice to the contrary.”

Shining blushed and covered his mouth with his hooves, whispering between them. “But it’s done, right? So, I won’t reveal anything else…”

“No honey, the spell’s over… so you won’t blurt out that half of those fantasies involved Twilight dressed up in her Canterlot High uniform.”

“HONEY!” Shining shouted with anger, “PLEASE!”

“...w-was all that r-really true Shining? Y-you want to do that with me?” Twilight asked, her ears folded back. She wasn’t sure if she should be excited or scared, ashamed or enthused. “You think I’m... sexy?”

Shining turned away from the clownish antics of his wife, who was clearly enjoying herself far too much. “Twily, I… I’m so sorry. Colts are… well, we’re all really horribly disgusting in our heads, but that’s all just fantasy, I swear… I would never do that.”

“So, I’m n-not sexy?” Twilight felt tears forming in her eyes, and she didn’t know why. She had no idea what she wanted to get out of this.

“No, it’s just… Gah…”

“Give it up, Shining.” Cadance slipped onto the couch next to Starlight.

“...Yes. Yes, I think you’re, really… really cute Twi.” Shining looked drained, a pony who had truly just emptied his soul for the world to see.

“Huh.” Twilight swallowed nervously. “I… I uh… I guess, I’ve… also… thought about you sometimes… in that way.”

“W-what way?” Shining choked out, his head tilting.

“Honey, did you think that only colts lock their doors for some ‘private’ time?” Cadance giggled. “I bet Twilight’s hooves have more ‘downtown mileage’ on them than yours do.”

“Hey!” Twilight protested, shooting an angry glance at Cadance.

Cadance simply shot her back a knowing look.

Twilight slumped down, trying to keep some of her dignity by muttering: “...I mostly used magic…”

...

“Oh. Oh jeez... “ Shining coughed into his hoof. “N-now what?”

“Ahem.” Cadance wiggled the glass vial, still sitting empty on the coffee table.

“Really? Right now… right here?” Shining asked, his eyebrows raised in disbelief at his lovely wife.

“Yep.” The pink alicorn nodded with a chuckle. “It’s for the good of Equestria, no way to weasel out of this.”

The white stallion looked nervously from his wife to his little sister, his blush burning brightly as he rested his haunches on the sofa, sitting hesitantly, slumped over at the waist. “I mean… I’m… OK with it Twily, if you are.”

Twilight was flexing her wings as hard as she could, doing everything possible to try to keep them from extending, but the darn things were throbbing fuller and fuller, sliding out from her sides. This is really happening! I’m going to… touch… a stallion! My brother… Shining!

Twilight nodded softly, her ears folded back slightly as she turned to face her brother, the colt who’d helped raise her. His big, strong chest looked so inviting, it had long been the source of so many snuggle-hugs of comfort… he leaned back, slowly exposing more of his belly, her eyes tracing down toward his legs, which parted slightly. Twilight shut her eyes tightly, scared to look at what would now be revealed to her.

“Y-yeah… as… as long as this is… for Equestria.” Twilight swallowed nervously. “Clinical. Professional.” She began to power up her horn, keeping her eyes shut.

“O-of course!” Shining nervously stammered, sweat trickling down his face, as his little sister positioned herself between his legs. “T-totally clitical… I mean clinical.”

Shining’s slip of the tongue made Starlight and Cadance, both watching from the couch, snicker.

“Wait a minute. Shouldn’t we do this in private?” Twilight asked, looking quickly over at her friend and sister-in-law.

“Aww, please!” Cadance whined. “I really wanna stay and watch. I could really help! I know all sorts of tips and tricks.”

“I don’t know… it’s… weird.” Twilight replied.

“Well, I for one think it’s weird for her not to be here…” Shining piped up. “I’m more comfortable if we’re not… y’know… all alone… doing that.”

Cadance squee’d. “That makes it two to one!”

Twilight turned to her friend. “Starlight?”

The blushing purple-pink unicorn had been sitting in silence on the corner of the couch, a dopey grin on her face as she watched the chaos unfold. Now she was suddenly thrust into the fray. “Oh, I really shouldn’t get in the middle of something like this, I really don’t want to say one way, or the oth-” A pink glow surrounded her chest as Cadance’s heartbleed kicked in once again. “...but there’s no cable here and Twilight only has a TON of old books so if I had to say, I think I’d actually really like to see Twilight hoof her brother off. I mean, I kind of think Twilight has that nerdy-sexy vibe nailed... and her brother is pretty cute... and I keep hearing from everypony how big he is I wanna see for myself... plus I kind of have a thing for semen and I feel like I’m in the splash zone here so I’m a little excited and ohmyhorseapples I CAN’T BELIEVE I SAID THAT.”

Cadance grinned, shutting her horn magic off. “Well that settles that, so I guess there’s only one thing left to do Twilight… or rather… one pony to do.”

Twilight gulped.

Twilight opened her eyes, looking up at her older brother, sitting right in front of her. His face seemed just as nervous as hers, but those reassuring big blue eyes that she had known her whole life were still there, looking back at her supportively. She couldn’t delay it any longer, she let her eyes glide down to take in… him.

Below his little belly button and toned lower abdomen, she saw it. A dirty off-white sheath perched above two big, black orbs. She was struck by how circular and heavy they looked, like two oranges made of lead in a small leather pouch, pulling the skin away from his body.

“H-huh… th-that’s not… so big and scary.” Twilight mumbled to herself, letting out a little sigh of relief. From all the talk she’d been expecting something more like a giant anaconda to have sprung up and hissed at her.

“Oh, ho ho, don’t you worry Twilight.” Cadance giggled from the couch. “He’s a grower.”

Twilight heard the joke, but it barely registered. She was too busy taking in all the sensations of her brother’s private bits being right in her face. Her eyes took in every wrinkle, every tuft of fur, how the skin rippled and stretched with each breath he drew. In her dreams she’d always imagined more of a concept of her brother… never anything so tangible as this.

And there was a smell.

Her nose had picked it up immediately. She’d remembered picking it up from time to time in Shining’s room when she was younger. Either coming from his pile of laundry… or on his bed… or sometimes in the air after he’d had his door closed for some time. She’d always thought of it as just a ‘smelly boy stink’... but it wasn’t quite that. Sure, it was a bit musky… but there was a sweetness too it as well. A sense of security… of spice.

“S-so what should I… uh…” Twilight asked, looking up at her brother with a blush.

“Y-you’ve never… um… done this before?”

Cadance piped up. “Just give him a nice relaxing rub, Twilight, that should be good to start.”

Twilight ignited her horn. She let the purple magical field reach out from her and over to her brother’s body, wrestling on the spot just above his sheath - she was still too nervous to touch anything. She began to calmly pet his stomach. She looked up for reassurance at Shining’s face, but he was grimacing. Was she taking too long?

She moved her aura field down quickly, letting the field of magic slip over the tip of the fuzzy sheath before it began to little pet and rub, as if she were simply massaging her own arm. I’m… touching it! My magic is actually touching a penis! And not just any penis! It’s Shining’s dick! Twilight felt her heart flutter with excitement.

Something else of hers was starting to flutter too.

She could feel a warmth between her legs starting to smolder, and she carefully shifted on her haunches to make sure she was sitting as direct against the ground as possible. She didn’t mind Shining’s smell, but she had no intention of sharing her own with the entire room.

“Is… is this working?” Twilight asked, looking up hopefully at her brother, whose hooves were clutching at the couch edge, while he gazed back into his sister’s eyes.

“Oh Twilight… Shining really isn’t a huge fan of magic jobs. I do them from time to time, but his real favorite is hoof-contact.

Twilight felt her hackles raise slightly and she spared a quick glance to Cadance, she wanted her to get even closer? To actually touch him?

Looking back to her brother she swallowed her fear and reached her hoof forward with tentative hesitation, the inches receding as she approached and crossed the line of no return until, inevitably, they touched.

Shining trembled as her underhoof pressed into his sheath. “Y-you’re… warm…” Twilight whispered.

“Your hoof feels... nice, Twily.” Shining mumbled back.

Then Twilight felt something else. Hotter, wetter. Sliding out under her frog, sliding out onto his belly. In no time at all she could see it. Black flesh that throbbed and glistened, spilling out like a growing tentacle as it grew and grew… and grew.

Twilight continued to clumsily rub near the knobby end of her brother’s growing erection as it flopped up his stomach flaccidly, each pump of his racing heart (she could see it thrumming under his ribcage) sending hot stallion blood into the fattening tube of flesh growing in front of her eyes.

Big. He really IS big! Twilight thought, biting her lip. She didn’t think that stallions could get so big. She spared a glance over at the spectators on the couch. Cadance had an ‘I-told-you-so’ grin plastered across her face, and Starlight could only watch with open mouthed wonder.

Twilight’s eyes returned to the black sausage as it started to pump fully erect. Filling up and stiffening, lifting its ever-growing weight off her brother’s toned stomach as it began to bulge and fatten before her very eyes. The whole thing curved away like an obscene giant banana… still not fully erect, not plump enough to be as stiff as those steel rods she’d seen in those anatomy textbooks, but already far surpassing them.

“Mmm…. Twily…” Shining moaned, as he shifted and spread his legs a little wider. “Y-you’re… doing good.”

Twilight quickly levitated the flask over from the coffee table, hovering it above the end of her brother’s almost fully erect cock. “A-are you close? W-where should I put the flask?”

Cadance laughed. “Twilight… he’s not even hard… you don’t need that yet.”

Twilight blushed and put the flask back onto the floor. The… cock... was resting fully in her hooves now. It had stopped growing any longer, finally. Now each throbbing pulse of blood simply made it fatter, fuller. Like one of Pinkie’s expanding balloons, it drove any bend out of its considerable length… until finally… it was proudly, beautifully, fully erect.

How could something so… HUGE… come from something so small? And how the HAY could she ever take THAT inside of her? Twilight thought. She swallowed the saliva that had been building up in her mouth and leaned back, taking in the whole of her brother’s organ…

Under her hoof was his knobby stallion head. It was easily fatter and rounder than her hoof-width, smooth and hot against her frog. The ridge traced out a funny shape, akin to a strange diamond-semicircle, and in the middle of the bulbous end was a thick cockslit.

Down from that was his whole, fantastic, heavy length. Her keen scientific eye estimated his size at anywhere between 16-17 inches long. She resisted the urge to fetch a ruler to get something more precise… and its thickness… the thing was easily as wide as her leg! It basically was one of her forelegs! If her foreleg had a knobby end, was covered in black, throbbing veins… and had a ring of hot flesh part way down… before expanding to girth of terrific size.

“H-how… do you support this thing?” Twilight asked under her breath, looking at where the thick girth met her brother’s underside. “It looks so heavy…” She lifted the end of his penis experimentally, feeling the heft of it.

“Told you, Twilight. Your family line has always had big dicks in it.” Cadance chuckled.

Both Shining and Twilight’s heads snapped across to look at the impious alicorn of Love. “How do you know THAT?” both Shining and Twilight asked in unison.

“Oh, just another perk of being the alicorn of love! I can sense body compatibility among all ponies around me… and since I’m Equestria’s biggest size queen, and my radar is constantly set off by your lovely father… I think I have a good idea where Shining gets this blessing from.” Cadance grinned. “But I think you’re getting a little distracted, hm?”

Twilight’s ears popped back up in surprise and she looked back at the massive tool in front of her.

“O-oh… yeah… I just do it like… this right?” Twilight began to squeeze the end of her brother’s fat knob rhythmically, like it was a stress ball, as if she could wring out the fluid she needed.

“Mmm!” Shining groaned. Twilight couldn’t tell if that was good or bad.

“Twilight, you really haven’t ever given a hoofjob before have you?” Cadance asked with some concern. “You need to really work the whole whole thing… you’re trying to simulate as if he was actually having sex, after all.”

Twilight brought her other hoof up, chewing her lip with nervousness. Holding either side, she began to slide her hooves down either side of her brother’s penis. Her eyes flicked back and forth between what her hooves were running over and Shining’s face. As her frogs slid past his sensitive ridge, she saw him give the cutest little clenches and quivers. Down, down, down her hooves moved… over hot black flesh, over his medial ring, which made him made him squeeze the cushions of the couch. As her hooves slid further and further down, now moving apart as they reached the widening part of her brother’s base, she tried to imagine how such a huge size could ever possibly fit in her…. In anypony! If this was supposed to simulate sex… her marehood would have to spread this much?

She reached the bottom of his cock, her hooves pressing into his belly on either side of his thick shaft. She giggled slightly as she tried waggling the huge organ, enjoying the look of pleasure it gave her brother as his tool wiggled under her ministrations.

“Having fun down there?” Shining smiled, after a groan.

Eep! Twilight thought, ears pinning back. “S-sorry… clinical… I didn’t mean…” Twilight stopped waggling and reached her hooves back up to her brother’s head, as she blushed and tried to clear the smile from her face.

“N-no! I didn’t mean that…” Shining sighed. “I-I was hoping you were…”

Twilight looked up through her bangs at Shining as she began her second stroke downward. “Mm… mmmh…”

As she pumped down, twilight noticed something new coming out of the end of her brother’s cockslit. A dripping stickiness that now burbled from his glans, chasing down behind her hooves in a sticky stream of hot pre-cum.

“Oh no!” Twilight snapped her magic on again to get the flask.

“Relax Twilight, that’s just pre-cum.” Cadance giggled.

“Pre-...? Oh! Pre-ejaculate!” Twilight let out a little sigh, as her hooves reached the bottom of her second stroke. “But that means he’s close, doesn’t it?”

Cadance shook her head. “No! Shining has always been a prodigious leaky little colt.”

“Oh… ok.” Twilight set the flask down. She eyed the bubbling liquid sliding out of her brother with a bit of trepidation, before reaching forward and getting some on her hooves while starting her next stroke.

Hot. Slick. Sticky Twilight had her brother’s arousal on her now. Wetting her hoof-fur. The same big brother who’d picked her up when she’d fallen off her first bike. Who’d cheered her up when she’d gotten her first A minus. He was now making her hooves sticky with his fluids.

Twilight pumped faster.

Cadance chuckled. “No, I’ve taught Shining the value of stamina over the past few years, he won’t be finished after only a few p-”

“OH. OH… OH BUCK!”

Twilight heard her brother suddenly begin to groan, his eyes clenching shut and his hooves digging into the couch sharply. The cock between her hooves began to jump and pulse, with rapid throbs. Again and again. Right in front of her face, she watched in disbelief as the knobby cock-head of her brother suddenly flattened and widened, flaring out to the size of a saucer plate.

How the buck does Cadance take THAT? The thought raced through Twilight’s mind. She didn’t think at all about the fact she was staring right down the barrel of a gun. Didn’t take notice of the fact her brother’s hips were making little humping motions, that those big black balls of his had suddenly shot up in a clenching pull… that the cockslit right off her nose had swollen and opened.

Something boiling hot, wet, and sticky splattered into Twilight’s face, hitting with enough force to make an audible sound as it landed between her snout and left eye. Twilight’s eyes snapped shut, as she instinctively protected her vision from some unknown source of fluid.

“T-T-Twiiiiiiiiii!” She heard her brother’s moan as splatter after splatter of hot substance sprayed all over her in heavy, thick ropes. First in her mane, another in her face, one right up her nose and mouth, on her chest and neck, as she moved the spurting stallionhood awkwardly to avoid the copious splatter shooting from his cock.

Finally, she found an angle that was no longer soaking her, though she could now hear the squeaks and shuffling of Cadance and Starlight. With the brief refuge she’d found, she buried her head against her left arm, clearing it from the goopy mess that had blinded her… and she opened her eyes.

Her brother’s fat, jerking cock was still exploding in her hooves, sending arcing jets of fountainous cum shooting up in the air, before landing in long, painted white lines across the couch… and its inhabitants. Her brother was still giving out a long unbroken moan, firing shot after shot, the white streams staining the blue fabric of the couch… and the pink-purple laps of Cadance and Starlight.

“W-wow…” Twilight murmured, as she felt the cock between her hooves pulse and throb, could feel the torrent of sperm rushing through the fat pipe in her grasp. Unthinkingly, she reached up, as if to plug the blasting pipe-end. She felt one of his hot, wet, second-long streams splatter against the underside of her hoof, showering everywhere in a small sprinkler of batter.

“B-buuuck….” Shining’s groan began to tail off… and the force of his next ejaculation was a bit weaker, spilling messily over and down his swollen tool instead.

The FLASK! Twilight remembered suddenly. Hovering the bottle up.

She barely managed to slip the bottle into position to catch half of her brother’s final pulse, as it dribbled from his tip and down his glans, dripping into the chemist’s flask.

“...wh-what the BUCK Shining!?” Cadance chuckled with bemusement. Lifting her drenched arms with wonder.

Twilight released her brother’s cock as she grasped the flask for closer inspection. The huge and heavy tool stuck proudly in the air like an obscene flagpole, as it stayed jammed in its rigid post-orgasmic torpor, complete with terrifying flare, easily an inch or two longer than it had been at its most erect state.

Barely any! Not more than a thimbleful! Twilight looked with shock at the glass, even as she felt the thick, spoogey, froth dripping down her forehead and rolling over her lips… could smell that enticing, alluring… erotic musk EVERYWHERE: in the air, in her fur, in her mane, in her nose… in her very being.

“I thought you said he wasn’t close!” Twilight groaned, turning toward Cadance, trying not to focus on that amazing smell… that taste.

“He doesn’t usually… pop… that fast… or that much.” Cadance chuckled. As she wiped herself down with a free wing. “He certainly made a mess of Starlight and I.”

Twilight looked at her friend, who had a bemused smirk on her face. She’d caught a good deal of the ropes across her lap and didn’t seem in any hurry to clean herself up.

“S-sorry… huf… huf… I… I’ve never…. Cum like that… before…” Shining huffed, completely out of breath from his spot on the couch.

“Oh… that’s OK.” Starlight mused softly, her attention still on the splatters that had landed across her body. She lifted her left fore-hoof, which had caught some of the drops of Shining's explosion, lifting it to her mouth. Twilight watched with wonder as her friend casually licked the sticky spots off herself, swirling her tongue in her mouth.

Cadance noticed too. With a grin she winked at the unicorn, “Not bad, hm?”

Starlight’s face grew red as she realised what she’d just been caught doing. “Mm… it’s uh… very… stallionly.”

Cadance chuckled. “I know, right? Shining practically drips with stud-potency. Though you’d never think it after seeing him go-off like a two-pump chump! Honestly dear, I’m a little disappointed in you. You’re going to give me a bad name!”

Twilight felt that potency dripping down her face, her body. Shining’s cum. My BBBFF’s cum! The colt who taught me how to fly a kite… his… ejaculate is all over me! And I was the one who did that! She let her tongue slip from her lips and pull in some of the juice. Oaky, sweet, spicy, rich, powerful. Her tongue exploded with the potent aphrodisiac as the stud-fluid flooded her senses.

It wasn’t tasty. Not in some traditional sense, like a Pinkie-Pie cupcake, or a glass of Applejack’s special cider. Something else, something more primal. It ignited taste buds she didn’t even know she had, little neuronal networks igniting like sparkler fountains all through her mind. The heat from the popping sensations spread throughout her, sliding down her throat and filling her belly with fire, not unlike the way the delicious substance slicked down her gullet.

Warm. Hot. Burning. From her gut to her head… and… in her nethers too.

She needed more.

Her tongue slid from between her lips, licking up a healthy dollop of the still warm gelatinous fluid, pulling it into her mouth. Impossibly, the second taste seemed even better.

“Huf… huf… oh, man… I’m so sorry Twily I…” Shining Armor had begun to apologize, before he looked down at his little sister, who was scooping the various splatters and splashes he’d just deposited over her face into her hooves, before surreptitiously lapping it up. “I… uh… huh…”

“I… I’m just cleaning up… that’s all!” Twilight blushed, pulling her sticky hooves away from her mouth. She felt like a filly who’d gotten caught with her hoof in the cookie jar. She watched as her brother flinched and grimaced at her statement. “W-what? I was!”

“It’s not that… uhnf… Twily… it’s just… I’m a little… sensitive right after... “ Shining Armor’s eyes flicked down at his groin.

Twilight realised that her left hoof was still slowly pumping the base of his turgid rod, still swollen with powerful, black, throbbing flesh. “Ah!” She pulled her hoof away as if it had just touched hot iron. “S-sorry! I-I didn’t…”

“I get that you’ll need more, Twily… just… I need a little bit before… I can… y-know…” Shining groaned, shuffling his legs underneath him.

“You know, Twilight, you can always give your brother a kiss to make him feel better…” Cadance giggled, leaning in like a predatory vulture, cajoling her young sister-in-law further down the path of debauchery.

Author's Note

Well... she got some of it in the flask.

That counts, right?