My Little Destroyah

(Edited and updated for your enjoyment!)

Chapter 02 - A Bizarre, Techno-colored World

Destroyah watched as the four ponies drew closer and closer to its location, it could just taste their soft flesh as it salivated but wait, weren't there supposed to be five ponies? Where was the fifth, Destroyah wondered.

"HI!!!" Pinkie Pie said as she snuck up on the unsuspecting kaiju.

Destroyah lept straight into the air, shaking the table and startling AppleJack with the force of its takeoff. He scanned the area for any signs of danger but their were none. Then a flash caught its heartless eye as it raised its head to the sky. A cyan colored pegasus with a rainbow mane shot through the sky and crashed into it, sending it straight back down to Earth with a heavy crash right onto on of AppleJack's apple pie, smashing part of the table with it. Pinkie Pie giggled at her prank.

"Oh dear are you alri- ... what IS this ghastly thing?"

"Rarity!"

"I cant help but wonder Twilight. I mean look at that horrid red color! Oh and the ghastly claws! AppleJack why is this thing here!?"

"He kinda showed up outta no where. He said his name was De- Des- Da-"

"Destroyah." The creature said as it rose from the ruins of the apple pie, using its tail to wipe the crumbs off of its face. As it lowered it's tail, it's eyes narrowed towards Rainbow Dash as a hideous snarl rose from its deadly jaws, it eagerly wanted to tear them all limb-from-limb, especially the know-it-all that had the audacity to take him from the sky. It scanned over the ponies, sizing them all up with nefarious intents in mind. It's eyes came to Rarity and it lowered its head, bringing it nose to nose with the beautiful pony.

"What are you? Thing!"

Destroyah smirked as the insult hit home. It was getting the hang of this communications thing.

"Thing!? I am Rarity! Most beautiful pony in all of Ponyville!"

Destroyah ignored her narcissistic comment, infuriating the pale pony even more. Destroyah continued to move its head until its eyes landed on Fluttershy. Images of a crisp corps, similar to that of a roasting turkey over an open fire, flashed through its mind as it began to salivate further. Fluttershy began to panic as the saliva began to drip from his toothy grin and his eyes narrowed in a carnivorous fashion, displaying his voracious nature! It was so engrossed in its imagination that it didn't notice as Pinkie Pie snuck up on it again.

"HI!!!"

Destroyah leaped back, a bolt of micro-oxygen shooting out of his mouth, flambeing the other apple pie. Rainbow Dash chuckled, trying to keep it to herself with little success.

"I think I'm beginning to see a pattern here. You got pranked by Pinkie twice! So gullible!"

Destroyah eyes narrowed as it snarled loudly at the chuckling ponies. All the ponies began to stare at the snarling kaiju as it's horn began to blaze with crimson micro-oxygen energy.

"Wow, heh! take it easy, it was just a joke!" Pinkie Pie tried to explain.

"You know nothing of the forces you are dealing with! I am Destroyah, I am death!"

Upon hearing this, the ponies were reduced to staring, confused at exactly what he meant by 'I am death.' Destroyah calmed itself, understanding that it needed to sit back and observe its prey for some more time before striking.

"Ya'll know this is just a joke, right? Desy can be quit the comedian!" AppleJack said, trying to reassure her fearful friends.

"Any hoo lets eat... minus the dessert now!"

The ponies sat themselves first, only then did the demon kaiju drag itself over to the head of the small table across from Twilight and between Pinkie and Rainbow. Even though its size and appearance had changed dramatically, it was still quit heavy for a pony, rocking the table as it sat down on the far left side. As it looked around, Destroyah noticed the cruel irony in the seating arrangement. It needed to be cautious around the pranksters though, they would be the first to go. Oh how he would enjoy tearing them limb-from-limb, smearing their warm, salty blood across its armored face and torso! The pink one defied all laws of physics and the cyan one was her bloody ally. Destroyah just sat there, disgusted by what the others were eating.

"Aren't ya'll gonna eat?"

"We refuse to eat this vegetation!"

"What!? Whay!?"

"We require... flesh!"

Rarity hid under the table at that point.

"Eek! Don't eat me! I'm to fabulous!!!"

Destroyah rolled his eyes. It wanted to say something but it knew that it would be better to keep its thoughts concealed... for now! Surprisingly enough however roasted turkey ... err the yellow pegasus fluttered over to him and put a white brick of an unknown substance before it. Destroyah sniffed it tentatively, wondering just what the hell it was. The smell was repugnant but it couldn't be worse than that dreaded foliage they were munching on!

"Its a special tofu meat substitute."

Destroyah could barley hear the thing as it spoke, something about meat and someone named Tofu but that was all he needed to hear! Destroyah, still slightly cautions around the unknown material, took a small nibble and gagged heavily almost instantly. The paste-like jello substance was awful, horrid to the taste. It did not bode well with his stomach at all, it nearly turned it upside down! Destroyah retched, cleaning it out of his jaws.

"Oh my! I'm soooooo sorry Mr. D! I-if I can call you that."

Destroyah just stared at the pony with eyes colder than death itself. Fluttershy could sense the dark aura around him as she began to panic and scurry away with an eep.

"What the hell is wrong with this universe!? Overly friendly creatures, horrid meat, and someone named Tofu who tastes terrible! And I though Godzilla and his mangy son were bad!"

"G-Godzilla?!"

"It's along story..."

Twilight sighed, cleaning her mouth with a napkin.

"So .. Destroyah is it?" The kaiju nodded his head. "Where do you come from?"

"We come from another universe, one of a very different nature."

"Oh great another Luna... Wait! Did you just say another UNIVERSE?!"

"Yes. One of mindless savages who possess unimaginable power." Destroyah said, its voice beginning to clearly show its anger. It was starting to lose patience and the thing named Tofu had made it very hunger for REAL flesh!

"That tells us a lot about you, doesn't it?!" Rainbow Dash said as she tapped Pinkie Pie's shoulder and they both began to chuckle. Destroyah could barely stand their insolence but it knew that the time would come, soon enough.

"Uh you aren't an alicorn, are you?" Twilight asked.

"What is this... Alicorn... of which you speak of?" Destroyah replied, confused by what she said.

"I'll take that as a no. Well you have wings so you can fly, and you have a horn so I'm assuming you can use magic."

Destroyah snorted. "Magic? Really? You expect us to believe this?!"

Twilight levitated a plate. "Duh!"

Destroyah was not impressed, it could do better! Still, it would be difficult to find a meal here in a place were this blundering fools would not be around! It feared starvation but quickly rejected that thought from its mind and cleared its throat, keeping its predatory instinct intact.

"We can't use magic, hah! Not even close! We can do something FAR better!!!" Destroyah said as an evil grin rose to its bitter face.

Blazing red micro-oxygen energy sparked and crackled from its horn. Destroyah grabbed the largest diamond he could find on Rarity's dress and tore it clean off, flipped it into the air. Rarity was aghast, how could this ugly beast have the audacity to not only touch her but rip a beautiful diamond off her precious clothes?! The diamond flipped in the air and then descended, coming straight down onto Destroyah's mighty laser horn. Destroyah's horn came down in perfect sync with the diamond and cleaved it in two, smashing the table with it. The ponies jumped out of the way before it crashed down, trying not to get split in half like the diamond. Rarity was about to protest until she saw the sizzling ends of the diamond amongst the ruins of the table which immediately shut her up. Destroyah loosed his micro-oxygen breath upon the cleaved diamond and shattered table, disintegrating the ruble and Rarity sunk further into her seat. Destroyah opened his jaws and absorbed the micro-oxygen energy given off as his breath worked on the molecular level, stripping the molecules in the table wreckage of their oxygen atoms and sending them back to Destroyah as a source of energy for the ruthless kaiju. All the ponies present had their jaws on the table, except Pinkie who was not phased in the least.

"That was so AWESOME!!!"

Destroyah hoisted up his chin, knowing none of the others could perform such stunts of raw power.

"Well partner ah have no idea whit that was but ahm impressed! Tha takes some serious power to do!" AppleJack said as she applauded.

"I know right! He was all slice! And then Boom! Not as cool as my sonic rainboom but cool." Rainbow Dash exclaimed.

Destroyah rolled his eyes ah her boastful comment. He had figured out some of their weaknesses: Rarity was greed, Dash was vanity, Turkey .. err Fluttershy was nervousness, and AppleJack was her willingness to trust others. Destroyah mind was already teeming with nefarious ways to slaughter them all, using their weaknesses against them!

"Hey!! You know what partner! Ya'll ought to see princess Celestia since yer knew here n' all! Great way to be introduced to Equestria!"

Destroyah simply tilted his head, not entirely understanding what she was saying. Would this 'princess' taste like that Tofu guy or something richer, more divine?

"But fer now we gotta go. You have a place to stay?"

"I need no shelter and no rest, the fulfillment of slaughters is all I need!" Destroyah said with a sinister voice, leaving all the others with a terrified look on their faces.

"Okay... I'll take that as a no... You can stay with me and Spike at the library. I wouldn't mind learning some more bout ya... so long as you stays away from my boutique!"

Destroyah smirked and blew a tiny bolt of micro-oxygen at Rarity, singing her tail instantly. The flames quickly rose up her tail hairs, sending her screamed as she ran off in a hurry, complaining all across the horizon as Destroyah chuckled sinisterly. Oh how fun that was! If only I could have finished the job...

To be continued...