Trixike Rebooted

Trixie and Spike were still talking about what to do with the Tree as Starlight made her way into the clearing, she blinked at the scene before her, Spike and Trixie were playing a game of chess and arguing the whole while.

"-so hard to find a use for it," Trixie said angrily as she took one of Spike's Knights.

"Your the one who wanted to go back and get the tree for your act," Spike countered as he took her last Pawn.

"Hey," Starlight said making them both jump, the second they looked at her she saw the guiltiest looks in their eyes.

"Starlight," Trixie said cautiously "How long have you been here?" Starlight looked at them in silence and Spike said in a whisper.

"I don't think she heard the...hard to explain parts,"

"Good," Trixie said as she looked at the Chessboard and, making a judgment call, flipped it. "You were cheating anyway,"

"Yeah, sure I was," Spike replied as the two made their way to their suspicious friend.

"Hard to explain parts?" She asked as she eyed the two "Tree? What have you two been doing?"

"We haven't been doing anything," They said in perfect unison.

"You two only speak in such perfect unison when your lying to me," She said with a raised brow.

"No, we don't," They said together earning a sigh from Starlight.

"What did you two do?" They stood in silence for a moment before Trixie threw down a smoke bomb, Starlight cleared the smoke with a spell and turned around to see the two rushing down the path. "That bad huh?" She asked the empty area before following after them. Spike and Trixie ran down the path and ran into Rainbow and Fluttershy.

"Pardon," Trixie said as she pushed past Rainbow and knocked her down, Spike doing the same to Fluttershy.

"Sorry," Spike called back as he and Trixie headed for the hills.

"You two come back here and explain!" Starlight called before stopping at the sight of Fluttershy and Rainbow, "Wow," She said before helping Fluttershy to her hooves "If Spike knocked you over and just kept running he and Trixie must have really done it this time,"

"I'm pretty sure we know what they did," Fluttershy said as she brushed herself off

"Remember that big crazy monster?" Rainbow asked before adding "The one that wanted to kill Spike and Trixie?"

"Yes, I distinctly remember it screaming the word thief at us,"

"Well, I think we found what it thinks they stole," Fluttershy said as she handed Starlight a Camera presenting her with a Picture of Trixike holding a Tree.

"Tree," Starlight whispered before tossing the camera back to Fluttershy "I need to talk to Spike and Trixie now!"

-Meanwhile-

Spike and Trixie were just about to make it to Ponyville when a tree only just missed splattering Trixie, the two slid to a stop and turned as Trixie called out

"What the fucking fuck Star-" Trixie cut off as a large figure with 4 arms approached them holding another tree, it's 9 eyes glaring at them with hate.

"Hello little thieves," The Guardian said in a spine chilling voice "I shall crush you into a bloody paste,"

"You have a serious problem with blood," Spike said as she quickly clipped on his ring, Trixie doing that same. The two turned to light and swirled together, The Guardian swung his tree, hoping to disrupt the fusion, only for magic to tug it from his grasp, he turned around and saw Starlight.

"You dare-" it said before Trixike took form and bitch slapped him into the trees.

"Now," Trixike said as she cracked her knuckles "Let's talk about this blood obsession of yours," The Guardian screamed and jumped at Trixike, who simply teleported behind Starlight and the two pegasi.

"Oh wow," Fluttershy said as she looked up at Trixike "It's a pleasure to meet you, Ms. Trixike,"

"They're not even trying," Starlight muttered as the Guardian got to his feet. "So Trixike, this a friend of yours?"

"That guy has an unhealthy obsession with Murder and mutilation," Trixike replied, "I swear every time I see him he just screams-"

"I will make you eat your own bowels!" The Guardian screamed as he ran at them.

"That's one of his catchphrases," Trixike added before jumping over the trio and charging him, the two met in midway and locked hands before Trixike realized what she had just done. "oh shit," She managed to say before he began using his extra set of arms to beat into her, After a punch to the face that sent on of her teeth flying he flipped her over him and she kneed him in the face, Still keeping her locked in his grip the two tumbled towards Ponyville, Trixike opened her mouth and began spewing as much fire as she could into his face, he started screaming and tried to push her away, but the second they were free she slammed her hand into the side of his skull and continued spewing flaming at him, she stopped once she lost her breath and the monster hit her with all 4 fists and sent her flying into the town, the second they had started fighting Starlight and the rest had rushed to the town to get the citizens away from the fight.

"Oh my stars," Pinkie cried out "It's a Kaiju vs a living sex fantasy!"

"Fucking What?" Trixike demand looking over at Pinkie who winked at her.

"I'm free whenever if your down for it," She called back before Starlight engulfed her in her magic.

"Pinkie go and help with the evacuation," Pinkie bounced away, but not before calling back.

"Call me sometime Trixike, I'm sure we could have some fun," Trixike watched Pinkie leave and looked at Starlight in confusion.

"You two focus on fighting your monster,"

"Don't tell Twilight," Trixike replied as she turned just in time to get decked in the face and sent into a building before she could retaliate the Guardian was on her, It raised it's fist and struck down and in a bright flash the Guardian slammed its fist into the building and took it down, it looked around in confusion for Trixike.

"Good news," Trixike said as she teleported back in behind it, The Guardian turned and was struck in the face with a Giant wooden bat "I figured out what to do with the tree," The Guardian was just getting back to his feet when Twilight final made it to the scene and blasted it into the ground, Trixike was about to cheer her on when she turned to her with the same spell. "Ah shit," Trixike said before getting blasted back into the forest, the Bat spinning in the air where she had just been standing before clattering to the ground.

"Twilight!" Fluttershy cried out "That one was on our side!" Twilight blinked at that and looked over as Trixike lay on her back, looking pissed with her arms crossed at the end of a long line of destroyed trees.

"Sorry," Twilight called out.

"I get why you did it," Trixike replied "Just go stop the Murder Monster," Twilight turned back to the Guardian and flew into battle with Rainbow Dash flying in right behind her, as this went down Starlight and Fluttershy rushed to Trixike's side and found Pinkie had beaten them to the scene.

"So," Pinkie said as she leaned into Trixike "You think about calling me?"

"Pinkie," Starlight said in exasperation as she pulled the mare away from Trixke, Fluttershy rushed to the Creatures aid. "Don't flirt with it,"

"Oh, but I never would have thought that Spike and Trixie mixed together could make that," Pinkie replied as she ran her eyes over Trixike. "All that shape with all of Spike's Dic-"

"Stop," Starlight demanded as she dropped Pinkie and went to Fluttershy's side.

"I never would have guessed," Fluttershy said as she looked at Trixike's fat lip "I mean, I guess it should have been obvious, but still, how did you two-?"

"Magic earings," Trixike replied simply "Mister Murder Monster was gonna kill us for having the gull to exist near him and then we just kind of panicked," Trixike shrugged "Technically we are thieves, but he was very clear about wanting to murder us before we touched anything,"

"Oh, but your tooth," Fluttershy muttered as she watched the blood slowly pour out of Trixike's mouth and onto the ground.

"Oh yeah," Trixike said as she felt her jaw "I wonder which one of us lost it," as Trixike pondered on the important things in life Twilight trapped the Guardian in magic chains, as he continued to scream death threats at her she and Rainbow landed next to Trixike.

"Spike!?" Twilight asked in shock once she actually got a good look at Trixike "Trixie?"

"Oh shit," Rainbow said with raised ears, "It is super Trixie!"

"I am in so much fucking pain right now," Trixike replied "I do not need your sass,"

"What happened?" Twilight demanded.

"You blasted me through like 40 trees," Trixike spat back. Twilight's ears flattened and she gave a guilty smile.

"Sorry," She said before adding "But I was more referring to you two...being one,"

"Magic rings, that ass hole was gonna kill us, us taking it made him obsessed with blood,"

"I will drown you all in your own liquids!" they heard the Guardian scream out.

"That guy's an ass hole," Trixike decided as she lit her horn, after a few moments of nothing her missing tooth flew over to her. She quickly cleaned it off and with a pop and a wince of pain Trixike put it back into her mouth. "Alright you guys go deal with that guy, I'll just be...existing here until I'm not in so much pain,"