Trixike Rebooted

"Have fun in Tartarus," Twilight said with a wave as she left the Guardian in his cage screaming, as she made her way to the portal she stopped for a second to scratch Cerberus behind the ears before jumping back through to Ponyville and shutting the portal behind her. "Alright one problem down," Twilight took to the air and made her way to the castle, upon arriving she made her way to the map and found her friends waiting for her, with Trixike laying on the map while Fluttershy did her best to tend to her wounds. The room was full of the chatter of her friends talking about Trixike, tho the only one she made out was Rarity talking to herself.

"Amazing," Rarity said as she examined one of Trixike's outstretched wings "If I wore one and gave the other to a pegasus I could, even if only for a brief moment, become an Alicorn,"

"You're not trying them on," Twilight said as she shut the door to the map room, the room grew quiet as she walked in, the only one's paying her no mind where Trixike and Fluttershy who were deep in conversation.

"Are you sure?" Fluttershy asked as she used her gloved hand to poke around Trixike's mouth, as their mouth was currently full of hand Trixike just gave Fluttershy a thumbs up. "Well, either way, next time you decide to put a tooth back in your mouth I'd like to oversee the process myself, you could end up damaging your gums or causing yourself more pain if your aim is just slightly off." Trixike just continued giving Fluttershy a thumbs up.

"There isn't going to be a next time," Twilight said firmly, getting their attention. Fluttershy removed her hand and Trixike immediately sat up straight and winced at a pain in her side.

"Oh hey Twi," Trixike said casually after a moment "Thank you for punching me with magic through like 20 trees,"

"I'm sorry," Twilight replied with a sigh "I miss-read the situation, But there wouldn't have been any situation to read in the first place if you two had given me those fusion ear-rings when you had gotten them," Twilight was prepared for a fair number of responses, however the one she got was not on that list.

"I am not a two, I am a one," Trixike replied with a very serious tone, " Trixike is Trixike, and when I am here Spike and Trixie are not here, just as when Spike and Trixike are here, Trixike is not," there was a fair amount of silence following that before Twilight decided on a response.

"Then can I speak to Spike and Trixie?" Twilight tried, Trixike looked at her bare wrist and a watch appeared out of thin air.

"Um," Rainbow said as Trixike stared at it for a moment "Nice Discord powers," Trixike didn't respond to Rainbow and instead looked to Twilight.

"Spike and Trixie should be back in about 4 minutes,"

"What you can't snap your figures and make it 4 minutes later now?" Rainbow asked with a chuckle, Trixike looked at Rainbow for a moment then looked at her own hand, she snapped her figure, and after a moment of snapping repeatedly shook her head.

"I can not," She confirmed, "I have no idea how to control the flow of time,"

"Well, then Trixike..." Twilight said only to be instantly cut off by Pinkie.

"So," Pinkie said as she sat on Trixike's stomach and patted at her stomach. "Is it coved in scales, fur, or a mixture of both?" Trixike looked down at Pinkie with a raised brow and lifted up one of her scaled hooves and one of her furry clawed hands.

"Trixike is coved in both?" Pinkie laughed and put her hand on Trixike's fuzzy stomach.

"Silly, I wasn't talking about your body I was talking about your Dragon horse Co-" before Pinkie could finish Rarity cut her off.

"Pinkie Darling," She said harshly as she coved the mare's mouth "whatever you put in your coffee this morning never drink it again" Twilight cleared her throat and got their attention.

"You all done?" she asked.

"Not my fault there a living sex fantasy," Pinkie replied with a shrug before smiling "At least they look like one of mine, and there a Futa to boot," Pinkie licked her lips and earned a wack on the head from her friends. "Ok, I'll stop, I'll stop," Pinkie looked up at Trixike and gave the 'call me' hand gesture before backing off.

"Alright," Twilight said taking a deep breath "So..." Twilight was instantly cut off again as Trixike turned to light and split back into Spike and Trixie who both instantly cried out in pain and fell onto their backs breathing hard.

"My back hurts," Spike complained.

"Trixie's face hurts," Trixie added, as the two lay on the table Twilight held out her hand and the two sighed in exasperation.

"Fine," They said in unison as they unclipped the rings and tossed them to Twilight, the group watched as the second the rings touched Twilight's hand they turned to light and instantly zapped back onto Trixie and Spike's respective ears. Both of them lay in silence before sitting up in silence.

"Uh?" Spike said in confusion as he took it off and tried handing it to Twilight, he placed it in her palm with no problem but it turned to light the second his hand left it and it returned to his ear. Trixie tried a different route and threw it at the wall, the second it touched the wall it exploded into light and swirled back to her ear.

"There cursed," The duo said in sudden realization as they slowly looked at Twilight who looked both angry and concerned at once. Instantly the main 6 and Starlight did their best to remove the ear-rings from their friends, but the moment they stopped touch Trixie or Spike they just popped back onto their ears, after a second Spike and Trixie suddenly reformed back into Trixikie who sat in silence.

"Well this got a lot less sexy," Pinkie whined as she tried to take the Ear-rings off her fused friends "And infinitely less fun," before anything more could be done Twilight clapped her hands to get their attention.

"We're going to Canterlot," She said, having settled on being worried over being angry "Now,"