
The Worst Pirate
Captain Sprinkletits hates his name, and his mother for donning him with it. Thus, he becomes a pirate to spite her and her hatred of pirates.
Hit the popular page: 5/5/19, 5/7/19. Yarr.
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He's no good guy, but he's definitely not a villain. Captain Sprinkletits only does what he does simply because he hates his name. Yes, it's as simple as that.
Oh, I guess I sort of lied, he hates his mother for having given it to him in the first place. Now it's as simple as that.
Everything pirate that he's done is just to grind her gears. To Twilight's chagrin, she'd made it onto that short list.
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Previous title(s): "The Unlikely Adventures of Captain Sprinkletits," "That's got to be the worst pirate I've ever seen"
A simple pirate story about a pirate who doesn't pirate like a pirate just to annoy his mother. It just works.
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3011 words: Estimated 15 minutes to read
3 Chapters:
- The Sail-ening 2019-05-05 08:34:48 UTC1117
- The Sail-ening 2: Pirate Scootaloo 2019-05-07 08:08:29 UTC946
- Yar Har Fiddle-Deez Nuts Part 3: By Celestia's Beard (Her Son's, Mostly) 2023-01-13 12:42:19 UTC948