My Little Program

I've been watching the world around me change for what felt like years, from the falling text to something resembling that scene from Age Of Ultron with everything being blue tinted cubes. Unlike before I could actually see faces and video, and the inhabitants of this place is certainly is a far cry form the humans of home.

From what I've gathered is this. The place I'm in is the physical embodiment of the internet, but not the one I'm used to. This 'Cyberspace' as I like to call it is that of a world filled with cartoony looking anthro ponies called Equestria. These ponies are split into different sub-groups, those being unicorns, pegasai, earth ponies, and alicorns. The final one is simply the combination of all the previous sub-groups, and those who are alicorns are most often royalty.

The next piece of interesting information is the presence of technology and magic. The presence of these to factors has allowed this world to advance into the realm of what humans would call science fiction, with the exception of which is robots like those in series like Mega Man and Astro Boy, it seems that like in Age Of Ultron they had created a machine that was to smart for it's own good, called Harmony, and any machines with sentience was deemed illegal by the worlds leaders. It's nice to see that this worlds leaders care more caring of their subjects.

In fact, this world in general is much nicer and humane than the Earth, but it's far from perfect. There are still things like rape, drugs, slavery, and other things of that matter. It saddens me that this world is so much better off, but still struggles in achieving peace in their time.

The last important piece of information is their first line of defense, The Elements Of Harmony. It's basically a giant fuck you laser for whoever opposes them, which will hopefully never be me.

While being in Cyberspace is a neat time, I don't want to be here just lumbering about. After all, there's only so much knowledge you can get out of a computer. I want to live, I want to see what this world has to offer. I've gotten all I can out of my situation, so it's time for some change.

I need to get into the physical world somehow, but how. It's simple, I just need a robot body to tap into, but then that's where some problems start. Robots with sentience are illegal, so I can't just use one and go around without being suspicious and possibly find myself at the end of the fu laser. Luckily for me, I have a plan.

There is an abandoned robotics facility that is relatively intact, and it's in an abandoned part of town, so it's there for the taking.

Let's get this started. 3, 2, 1, GO!

The old factory lay there, unused for years, the once proud machinery left frozen, as a reminder of their one chief function left unfulfilled. The workers and owners abandoned her and let her rot, no sound, no sight, and no love.

Suddenly, the machinery whirred to life. The conveyer belts turned in mechanical delight, as the parts once left alone for years started to be pushed towards the awaiting assembly machines. The factory slowly churned out bot after bot, as they powered on and started to get to their designated jobs.

The once silenced world of parts and bots was brought back to life.

The first step of my plan for walking the waking world has gone off without a hitch. Through my access to Cyberspace I was able to keep anyone from detecting the factories reactivation, and I fixed the imperfections and problems with the bots the factory happily turned out.

Next was to make the place completely self sufficient. That was a little bit more challenging. I needed uranium, which was something I didn't have, but luckily again, there is someone who does.

The mines in eastern Ponyville (which is a metropolis in this story) finds a lot of uranium, which they disposed of by sending it to a disposal company due to its dangerous nature and the fact that it was simply a burden since they had magic.

I decided that they wouldn't mind if some of their shipments went "missing", and had my bots take some of the uranium for my own use. To be honest it went better than expected, and it probably helps that they "lost" their records of the shipment.

Once I had the uranium it was easy to build the reactor, if easy meant trial and error and containing anything that blew up.

Eventually I was able to get the damn thing built to perfection, with no radiation leaks. I then proceeded to put on at least fifteen protective layers to keep it from leaking, and placed it in an underground basement that my bots built.

Next I "appropriated" some blood samples from hospitals around Equestria. The reason for this is that I need a machine to occupy a body, but I want to live among the ponies without being singled out as a clone or changeling. I didn't take the entirety of any sample, just about a drop of blood each. I also got some stem cells in case I need them.

Next was the final assembly.

It was a bitch to make all the parts to make the inner shell, but the results were worth it. The inner shell is basically an iron man suit. It has hand mounted laser blasters, a molecular rearranger, a shell metal made of fifty present steal and fifty percent celetanium(a metal which is basically if vibranium, adamantium, and anti-metal had a threesome baby, and surprise surprise is may times stronger and lighter than titanium), several terabits worth of hardware, and a reactor powering the whole package.

Now I'm sure you're wondering, why use steel if this super metal exists? Well the downside of pure celetanium is that on it's own it's very unstable, as well as brittle, and it's strengths only shine if mixed with an already powerful metal, and I have tons of steel just laying around, so I used that to get the best result.

The next step of this is to create the second shell. Remember when I took those samples of DNA, well now is the time to use them.

Through about a week of gene splicing and radiation exposure I created the best form of pony I could, with the strength and magic of all the sub-groups, as well as extra strength and magic power. After running tests for another week I synthesized a layer of flesh, bone, and essential organs over the inner shell. I then created a plug that would allow me to insert myself into the body directly. I then went onto the final shell, the skin.

The final shell isn't just skin though. This is a weave mech of skin as well as light traces of steel and celetanium, creating a weave theoretically strong enough to easily tank the blast of several nuclear bombs.

After applying the final shell I used electricity and traces of radioactivity to fuse all of the shells together, and with that, it was ready.

The bots plugged the body into the factories computer network, and I jumped right in.

I had awoken with a start. Sweat trickling down my face onto the factory floor. I pulled myself forward, pulling my plug from the factory computer.

I looked down at my new body, the black coat and mesh weave skin shined in the light of the factory. I slowly looked around at the factory. The state of which was much better than when I found it. I then looked at the whirring robots as they passed me on their duties. Those odd little things follow orders, but simply maintain things otherwise.

I started to walk around, past the conveyer belts and assembly lines, and towards a back room. Inside was what looked to be a locker room, why it was here I will never know. Walking to the other end of the room I saw my new face.

The face staring back was pure black all across, with deep brown eyes that had a certain lifelessness to it, and a long black mane that was wavy and smooth. My frame was thin but muscular, with a face and form that could easily be mistaken for feminine and cute. I saw my long, sharp horn as it practically glowed in the light of the room. My wings were curled up on my back. That was why I didn't include boosters on the inner shell, because I would have a way to fly, even if I did need to keep it a secret. I then looked down at my crotch to find, nothing. I didn't include a willy on this body because it would be inconvenient, also I wouldn't need to really do anything should any of this worlds undesirables accuse me of rape or something, how would I be able to? This is all besides the point so I pressed on.

Turning away from the mirror I found a lost and found box, perfect. I found a set of dark blue pants, a red tank top, and a dark orange leather looking jacket. I put on the clothing, being sure to cover my rather large wings, and made my way out into the lobby.

After leaving into the lobby I jumped up to an open window and leapt out, closing it behind me.

Then I walked off, into Ponyville.