What a wonderfully fucked up life (rewrite)by JJcrafter50ChaptersI hate bussesThis is oddLies, lies, and more liesThe BehemothI hate busses(POV ???) Hello, there my name is Abyss and this is the story of a mortal being who I have chosen. This story as most stories do must describe their main character. For now, his name is John a young boy who is leaving his school for summer break. He has brown curly hair with blue eyes, his skin while not pale is still not very used to the sun, he has a lean build while he is not a weak nerd he is most definitely not a jock. Oh looks like my time is up you get to watch the real show now. (POV John) Finally, it's over with my last week of school, I thought to myself while looking at the ground. No more homework, no more tests, and no more dumbass buses. "HONK!" "Wha," the loud honk of a bus was the last thing I heard as I felt my right arm and leg be pushed into my body their bones splintering and acting like shrapnel shredding my insides. I then felt the buses' wheels run over my spine snapping it in half and turning any organs that were still left from the initial impact to a sticky red paste. I barely felt the warm asphalt beneath my skin and on my exposed flesh as my mind shut down... (POV Abyss) "Hey yo Johnny boy wake the fuck up." "Wait where am I?" I looked around the black void setting my eyes upon the beast that sat in front of me. "Well shit, I'm going to hell." "John you aren't going to hell but you aren't going to heaven either," My smile which had grown upon hearing the first part disappeared immediately. "Instead you have won the power lottery." "The what?" I look at the odd being. "The power lottery is a way for mortals like yourself to entertain almighty entities like myself." "So this is basically all you do." "No, some times I smash dimensions together to see what happens or give unruly mortals to my sister Slaneesh," the being shivered. "Well I'll be compliant then" "Then pull the lever to your right it's like a casino game but instead of money, you get powers." "Ok then," I pulled the lever and heard a voice come from the machine. "Pull the lever Kronk" "Heh, it does that when it decides you get to be OP now while you do that let's randomize the world and its way of thinking." The machine stopped and produced three holographic images some of which moved. The first stated the words "Gas Manipulation," the second said "Missle Generation," and the third said "Technological Constructs." "My my never see those before now let's check your world," he turned to the other symbols and sighed. "What's wrong?" I asked. "You have the honor," he spat like it the words tasted horrible in his mouth. "Of going to futaquestria where the men are small and the women are big if I were you I'd stay away from populated areas." "Oh so what no?" "I am gonna break the rules a bit cause of your unfortunate luck and give you a few things number one a bit of knowledge that will come in handy with the tech you make, two some armor that while not strong can still easily deflect swords and has lightening enchantments on it ,and three a bull barrel revolver that fires superheated rounds using a miniature surge drive as a propellant," the mentioned items teleported upon my body with my clothes being replaced by a skintight undersuit and my pistol strapped to my right side. "And the kn-AHH!" I felt a sharp pain in the back of my skull as memories and blueprints for multiple creations as well as the know how to design new ones."Damnit a little warning next time please." "Eh," was all he said. "Now go enjoy your new life and don't screw it up," was what he said before levitating me out a portal. "damn mortals." (POV Princess Twilight Sparkle) "Hurry up girls Celestia said that the magical pule came from over this hill," yelled the purple alicorn. "Calm down Twi," said a hat wearing orange pony. "Shy is a bit slow after that fall down the hill." "Oh sorry about that I guess I'm just excited." "And why exactly are you so excited dear," said a white unicorn. "Celestia and Luna both designated this as a dimensional rift and they both felt something come through they gave us the task of finding this thing and bringing it to them," She then along with the others finally made it over the hill only to see a griffon hunter shoot the being they were looking for and for the being to return fire blowing a hole the size of a watermelon in the griffons stomach. The being then promptly took off its helmet and empty the contents of its' stomach much like some of her friends. (POV John) Goddamnit, I had somehow managed to bump my knee against a rock and even through the steel armor I wore I could feel the shock of being dropped from the portal. I Surveyed my surroundings finding nothing but a lake, a few rocks, and forest beyond the clearing I was in. But then I heard it the shuffling of leaves as something moved around in the brush and there I saw it just in time the sharp glint of an arrow being released from the bow. I pulled back just in time the tip glancing off of my chest plate. Holy fuck, not two minutes and I'm already in danger after a short time I pulled out my pistol only to hear a deep chuckle and see...well something walk from the woods. "Well that's interesting not many have been able to dodge my shot before and from your time back there I can tell that you've been thinking to allow me to introduce my self I am Razor Claw and it just so happens that your arrival scared away my prey but I've decided that you can feed me for three times as long so I'm sorry friend but you must die," he had loaded another bolt into his crossbow this one seemed to glow with an intense heat. "Hmm I see you recognize that the bolt has been enchanted this one will explode with concussive force if it does not penetrate your armor and before you die what's your name?" he asked. I answered without a second thought. "Name's Jekyll now die bird," I growled out before I clicked my fingers igniting the gas within my palm and using it like a flamethrower. "Ha, knew it'd work." Razor claw squawked like a chicken leaving behind his burning crossbow and pulling out a large flintlock pistol. "No you die freak!" he yelled firing the pistol which due to its' red glow was easy to be recognized as enchanted. "BOOM!" The large blast wave shattered my left arm and tore apart my front armor but I wasn't out quite yet I aimed my revolver at the bird thing and pulled the trigger blasting a large hole in him. "Oops," I said before rolling over and throwing up from the large amount of gore that used to be the bird thing. As my sight faded I manage to see six figures running towards me. Author's Note Hope you enjoy this rewrite comments appreciated just don't be too rough This is oddAuthor's Note This is also gonna have some reverse render roles stuff in it like with fashion and jobs and personality. This means timid and small stallions and tough large mares with the exceptions of a few like Mac and shining for the stallions and Fluttershy for the Mares. I hope yall enjoy it comments appreciated just not too harsh, please. This is odd (POV John/Jekyll) "Beep...Beep...Beep." My sleep was interrupted by a loud beeping sound and as I opened my eyes I saw an off white room, "Where the hell am I." "Beep...Beep...Beep." I looked to my right to see a large medical monitor which I immediately turned off silencing the beeping sounds. "Now what next." I touched my thigh only to find my pistol absent and as I looked around the room I could see my mangled clothes off in the corner. "at least I still have underwear," I said standing up and detaching multiple wires from my body. "Thud..thud..thud," three knocks came from the door to my left before a voice called out. "Hello, are you alright in there your vital monitors just stopped working so if you could say something to notify us if you're ok." "Um I'm fine," I yelled before continuing. "Hey is there any way I could get some clothes and maybe have my stuff returned?" "We can get you some clothing but your weapon is currently elsewhere due to this being a hospital we don't allow firearms within the building." The voice said. "I'll be back in a few minutes with some clothes." "Alright thanks," I hear her walk away from the door and down the hall. "Ok so revolver is gone but I still have my powers right so that means I can build more weapons if need be." "Thud...thud...thud," three more knocks on the door. "Hello?" "I'm going to put the clothes right outside the door and I'll walk away so you can grab them," she once again walked away and I quickly opened the door grabbing the clothes and closing the door again. "now what type of clothes did she get me...what is that?" In my hands was what looked like white short shorts with pink flowers and a yellow shirt. I then checked the tag because I was certain that it was the wrong set only to find it had the words "Male size Medium" on the tag. "What the hell is this...you know what fuck it I'm just gonna build myself some armor. (POV Nurse Redheart) I hope he likes the clothes their the latest fashion for males even though his frame seems tougher than any male I've ever come across. "Hey um I think you gave me the wrong clothes but It's cool I just built some armor," the boy's voice came from behind the door but I gained a shocked look as I opened the door to see whatever he could mean. "I assure you that is the latest in male fashi-what the buck, "In the place of the boy stood an armored being it was pure black with red highlights on the joints and on the chest, I watched as the creatures left hand was covered in the black metal that seemed to appear from nothing. "Cool ain't it," these were the only words he spoke while holding the clothes out to me. "Don't worry about the clothes I'm certain they just labeled it wrong," I watched as it tested the joints of the armor and stretched in all different ways. "If you ready then follow me, please," I began walking at a brisk pace hoping that the princesses wouldn't mind if he was early. (POV Luna) Why in mothers name did Celestia have to wake me up it's not like she needs help in court. I walked into the dining room where my sister along with the elements of harmony were speaking with each other. as I entered I managed to hear the edge of Rainbow Dash's sentence. "Then he was all like fwoosh and shot fire from his hands before he got shot but what's even crazier is that he powered through and blasted a hole through the griffon as big as my head." "Twilight is what Rainbow is saying true," asked my sister as I sat down beside her. "It's true princess personally I don't know if I should be afraid or not because on one hand, he was defending himself but on the other, I just keep thinking about how that," she pointed to a strange small musket that resembled the minotaur's revolvers. "Blew a hole the size of a pony's head in his opponent." "Um sister what is going on," I asked. "Oh yes sorry about that Luna we were talking about something interesting that has occurred," she stated. "Do you remember the anomaly I sent the elements to check out." "Yes, I do sister what of it." "It seems to have brought a new creature with it." "BANG," the doors slammed open as an armored creature fell through the door. "Ow, what the hell who keeps a flaming bird as a pet," It said from the ground. "Who are you?" I asked it. "Oh hey you must be one of the princesses Red was talking about my name is Jekyll pleasure to make your acquaintance." "My name is Redheart," said a disgruntled nurse who followed him in. "Sure thing Red," said the creature as it rose from the ground. It was quite tall for a male at least but I easily towered over it. "Hello Jekyll I am Princess Luna and this is my sister Celestia," I said to him. "To her, left are the elements of harmony Princess Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash." "Hey, are ya'll the ones who brought me to the hospital?" "Yes we did darling," said Rarity. (POV Jekyll) "Well, thanks for the assistance," Man the girls have got some weird ass names. "Hey uh princess you guys might wanna check on what clothes you give to the hospital the ones Red here gave me were put as male when they were obviously female." "Jekyll that was the latest in male fashion I've said this like twenty times." "Nope definitely female or like really really gay and while I ain't a homophobe I ain't gay." "Oh dear mislabeled clothes are no good the probably were grey sweat pants and a black jacket," said Rarity...I think. "Nope white and pink short shorts and a yellow shirt." "But those are male clothes." "Just forget about it," said Red. "Where did you get that armor?" asked Celestia. "I made it using my abilities." "Abilities?" she said looking at me like I was insane. "Yeah, I can control and build with technological constructs, construct missiles from nothing, and manipulate any kind of gas." "Interesting so that's how you made the armor." "Yeah and hey can I have my revolver back you can keep the bullets but It was a gift." "Fine but we keep the bullets," she said unloading it and handing the empty gun to me. "Sure thing," I said smiling underneath my helmet as I used my power over technology to slowly build bullets within the revolvers chambers. "I'm glad we're getting along." "Yes so am I," stated Luna. "Not to be rude but do you have anything I could eat I'm starving." "of course come sit with us and you too Redheart." "Thank you, princess, but I have other patients to attend to." "Later Red I'm sure I'll see you again." "I really hope not," she said walking away. "So what's to eat." Lies, lies, and more liesAuthor's Note So this will have a long description of stuff that is gonna be useful later on so just bare through it if you start to dislike it. Also sorry for the wait. Lies, lies, and more lies (POV Jekyll) "So not to be rude but what ya got to eat?" I asked the white pegacorn. "Because I'm starving." "Well we have pancakes and hay bacon," she replied. "The hell is hay bacon is it made from pigs that only eat hay?" I asked causing the yellow one to stare at me as if I'd kicked a puppy. "What ya looking at me like that for?" "Um no it's hay formed into the shape of bacon," she answered. "Are you perhaps a carnivore?" "Nah I'm an omnivore but still gonna need some meat," I said back easily anticipating her next question. In the corner one of the guards mumbled something that to those without cybernetically augmented ears would be inaudible. Even so, I barely managed to make it out. "I'll give you some meat every once in a while," was what I heard and so did Celestia apparently. "Guard did you have something to say?" she looked straight at the guard whose armor seemed to almost melt from her stare. "No, your highness I didn't." "Oh really cause it sounded like you were going to try and take what I've claimed," she said confusing me. (POV Celestia) "So Jekyll how do pancakes sound?" I asked "sounds good thanks," he said "Princess is it possible for me to ask our guest a question," asked Rainbow Dash "Of course Rainbow Dash." "So what's with the armor you look like your going to war are you a soldier or something?" she asked and I honestly didn't expect his answer. He smiled. "Something like that I've taken part in multiple campaigns," He looked at her with a dark smile. "For instance how about the infinite war between the Aeon, Cybran, and U.E.F. now that was a war." "I've never heard of a war by that name," said Twilight. "Of course you haven't your species hasn't developed space travel." (POV Jekyll) "What do you mean space travel are you saying your an alien?" "I thought we already established the fact that I fell through a magical anomaly." These fucking idiots are buying the entire thing holy shit their stupid. "If that doesn't scream alien I don't know what does." "So your an alien warrior who has taken part in countless wars I find that hard to believe," said the guard "How about I show you," I said while building a hologram emitter in my hand. "This is a holo-emitter It shall allow me to share with you one of the many battles I have participated in." Suddenly an image of a forest sprang up but soon the image began to shake and multiple metal behemoths on spider-like legs were seen walking through the forest crushing trees beneath their legs. The main bodies of the machines looked like boats but each had either eight or six legs. Each boat had multiple cannons on them pointing to all sides and some even pointing up. "What are those?" asked the lunar princess. "Those would be tech two Cybran cruisers and destroyers they are very useful when assaulting island bases." Behind the boats were metallic flying machines that had multiple rotating canons on their fronts and behind those came large vehicles which carried walking machines and boxes with treads and a single or double cannon. Triangular vehicles flew in a circle around the procession. "And those?" she asked again "Gunships and fighters escorting transports which are carrying land vehicles." Finally behind the entire procession came a large spiked machine walking on two legs it easily was the same size as the boats it was also covered with a red energy field surrounding it and a box on it's back with a tube attached to an elongated cannon on its right arm with a three-fingered pincer claw on its left arm. "And that?" she asked with wide eyes and a shaky voice. "That is me I drive the Armored Command Unit or ACU for short," I smiled as the transports dropped the tanks and the gunships pushed forward and began blasting the enemy's shields while the boats turned sideways powering up both missile launchers and cannons. "And now the battle begins." (POV Guard) This was unlike anything I'd ever seen I watched as the massive machines blasted into each other with the commander building cannons and shields which protected the smaller machines from enemy fire. The boats were by far the most powerful their cannons tore into the enemy ranks shredding them while tube-like objects with fire spitting from their ends flew into buildings before exploding. The smaller machines focused on the opposing machines but that's not to say that they didn't suffer losses three of the twelve boats were gone as well as half of the gunships and smaller machines. "This can't be real," I said. "And yet it is but hey if you wanna see the more brutal battles then I could show you," he replied. "More brutal?" There was more. "How could it be any worse." "Well, this was one of my smaller armies it was merely meant to buy time for my main base to complete the behemoth known as "Fatboy" in this part of the war we had gained the assistance of the U.E.F. now that is a war machine." "What do you me-Woah!" from the sea rose a massive metal plate rolling on four treads and on it were mounted four massive cannons and eight smaller guns with swiveling cannons blasting at air machines and a shield covering its entirety. This behemoth began crushing anything it didn't blast with its cannons. "That's what I mean," he said. "Princess, are you seeing this?" I asked dumbly "Yes guard how could I miss it." "This was the final battle of the infinite war that I know of due to being sucked through a seraphim portal." "Your enemies I'm guessing?" "Yes and this led to me being dropped off into the middle of the forest where these six found me." (POV Jekyll) "Perhaps we could end this discussion the war is not my most favorite subject do you have somewhere that I could rest? I'm still tired due to the shrapnel that was lodged in my body earlier." "Of course, Guard can you lead Jekyll to one of the guest rooms?" "Yes Princess, come I'll show you to your room." "Thanks." (POV Applejack) "Princess?" "Yes Applejack." "It's odd but as far fetched as his story sounds and looks my element is telling me he is telling the truth and even though the elements have never been wrong I still doubt him," I said. "As do I Applejack," Said Princess Luna. "There are two options one he is insane and has fabricated the entire story or two we are in the presence of a master tactician and I am frightened by the fact that I believe it to be the second option. The images were just too clear to be fabricated from an insane mind. Sister, what do you think?" "I agree with you Luna but I am sure there is more to the story than just one battle he did after all state that it was a war. Perhaps tonight we shall enter his dreams and request permission to see the rest of the war." "Personally I think he's awesome," said Rainbow. "I mean did you see that army and he said that was a small force only meant as a distraction for the larger weapon." "Darling even I agree with Rainbow Dash those machines no matter how garish they were painted were insanely powerful and awe-inspiring." "I personally would like to see how they work," said Twilight. "Maybe they could be repurposed from war machines into civilian transports." "Sister and I shall ask him later." (POV Guard) I really wanted to ask him questions but I didn't know how to start the conversation should I start with my name or maybe just as- "You know it's rude to stare and if you wanna ask a question go ahead," he said with a smile. "Oh sorry, It's just I was wondering if it would be possible for us to use machines like that?" "Well maybe with your magic," He stopped to think. "Is there a way to turn magic into electricity like through some sort of runes or something?" "Well yes there are stun traps which suck in magic and convert it to low amounts of electricity so it doesn't kill but immobilizes." "The machines you saw can be powered through electricity so if we get a powerful enough amount of magic flowing into the batteries then maybe we can power a tank or something." "Even one of those machines on the battlefield would be devastating against our enemies because despite or amount of political power we are the lowest in technological power and have only survived this long due to magic." "Maybe later we can work together to create something for the guard. Before the war, humans wore massive armored suits capable of blocking bullets the size of your fist." "Wow," was all I could say. "Well here's your room." "Neat, Hey is it possible for me to get a book on runes just for some independent study. Maybe we could surprise the Princesses." "Yea I'll get one of the maids to bring all we have on runes in here." "Thanks." "Oh, by the way, I'm Stormy Night." The Behemoth(POV Jekyll) In front of me stood the beginnings of something magnificent. It was the skeletal frame of a massive machine that could easily surpass any of the ponies I had come across so far. It vaguely reminded me of a Tau mech suit but somehow it felt more...human. It's hands had five blocky fingers (Including the thumb) the hand which sported an extendable blade was then connected to its massive arm which supported four-inch thick mithril plating and a rocket booster located on the elbow. Both it's arms then connected to its broad chest which housed a single nuclear reactor which was wrapped in copious amounts of lead and was supported by a steel frame which held up the half foot thick mithril plates on it's chest. The behemoth's legs were built much like those of a human but on the bottoms of the feet were multiple rockets which could be used for jumping or slowing falls. Like it's arms the legs supported four-inch thick mithril armor and on the back of the boots were small rockets to increase kicking power. It's head was a pentagon-like shape of mithril with four blue eyes which in reality housed energy beams. The behemoths true sight came from the five cameras positioned on it's body it had three on its head and two on the chest. "And you're done now just to activate your personality subroutine and weapons, I think I'll set it on random," I pressed a few buttons on the keypad on my wrist telling the machine to go through a system check and activate the personality randomizer. "And here we go." "Behemoth mark 1 ready for battle...performing a systems check...Checking weapons systems," It's right hand pulled into it's arm and was replaced by a glowing yellow cannon but was returned to it's original form soon after. "Plasma cannon online," The tips of all ten fingers then began to glow as electricity coated each arm but was launched from the fingertips," Electro cannon online and charged," The back then opened up allowing for a three-barreled autocannon to fold out. "Heavy autocannon ready for battle," Once the autocannon retracted into the body of the machine it thrust it's left arm forward allowing for the extension of a five foot glowing yellow blade. "Energy blade hot, activating personality matrix." "Well here we go," I waited and watched as the machine's eyes changed from blue to a dark red "Hey, there boss man ya ready for battle." "Why would I need to be ready for battle," I said while reaching for my pistol. "Cause of the bugs in the hall my sensors count twelve," He activated his energy blade and I watched as the heat radiating from it turned the stone floor to lava. "Hey Behemoth might wanna cool your sword a bit or your gonna melt through the ground," I said coolly while extending two of my own blades. "Let's try not to waste ammo." "Names Titus and I'm cool with no guns so long as we get to rip an tear." (POV Drone) The queen has ordered us the top infiltrator squadron to capture Celestia's newest weapon and I, unlike the others, feel honored at this privilege. We should always feel honored to serve the Quee-SQUISH! (POV Drone 2) "What in Tartarus is that thi-SHING!" A glowing blade cut me in half stopping my sentence but not my brain well not until the massive boot crushed my skull. (POV Drones 3-6) We barely had time to register our companion's deaths before two of us had our heads' cut off and one of us was kicked into a sixth tripping them and allowing for both of our chests to be crushed underneath a massive metal boot. (POV Drone 7-9) "HAHAHA It's like shooting fish in a barrel," Laughed the massive behemoth. "Boss permission to activate the bug zapper?" "Permission granted," The metal beast right arm glowed with electricity before bolts of lightning turned my comrades to ashes and I barely had enough time to register the pain of my face melting under the electrically heated metal hand. (POV Drone 10) I decided my best bet was air and so I jumped into the air and flew out the window only to be struck by a flying tube which then exploded. (POV Drone 11-12) I along with my companion gave up and were dragged by the behemoth into a room and tied up. We watched it leave in awe at what it and the smaller one had done. (POV Titus) "Yo boss the bugs are dealt with what now?" I said while turning and spotting the twenty guards who had lost their lunch while another ten lay on the ground from having passed out. "Awe come on I'm not that ugly." (POV Stormy) Unfortunately, I and most of the guards were in the barracks when the changeling alarm sounded and in our scramble for weapons none of us thought to teleport and it was because of this that we, fortunately, didn't see the entirety of the battle between Jekyll, the Changelings, and a golem of some kind. The golem quickly blocked my path after speaking asking if it was really that ugly. "Golem as one of Equestria's royal guards I order you to stand down," I said to it calmly. It was a well-known fact that many golems were used for construction purposes but like all golems were programmed to obey the guard in case of emergency. "Nah I'm fine right here," It's hand turned into a glowing tube and a blade jutted out of it's forearm. "The boss man hasn't given ya permission." "Golem I demand you allow me to pass," I yelled at the clearly defective creation. "Titus let her pass she is not a threat to us," came the voice of Jekyll. "Yes, sir," The golem's sword pulled into its arm and it's cannon became a hand. "But if the bitch pulls a weapon I'll fry her with lightning," It's hands were covered with lightning at the statement. I turned to Jekyll and began to speak. "Jekyll the princesses wanted to talk to you," "Yeah sure thing just lemme catch my breath," said the clearly not tired Jekyll. "and yea let's go." As we began walking the golem followed behind Jekyll who I assumed was it's creator due to it's obedience. As I was looking at it I saw it extend a large triple barrel cannon over it's shoulder and begin messing with it. "Yo boss I think the autocannon is broken," The machine said. "It ain't spinning when I activate it." "Follow Stormy I'll work on it," Said Jekyll as he calmly hopped on the golems back and began tinkering with the cannon. "So golem what is yyour designation and purpose?" I asked it. "Name's Titus and my purpose is to help out the boss." "Who is this boss you speak of?" "My creator of course but ya'll know him as Jekyll." "Oh...how the buck did he create you so fast?" I asked in wonder. "Well, the boss is pretty good when it comes to tech." "BANG!" I looked up just in time to see Jekyll be launched off of Titus' back due to a large explosion. "Like I said pretty good," He let out a rumbling sound like a Chuckle. "That was pretty good?" "Hey at least nobodys hurt." "Gun is fixed," came the tired voice of Jekyll who had decided that six small barrels were better than three medium barrels. "Bullets were too big to fabricate with the nano-lathe in the chamber," he said as if I should easily understand it. "Oh we're here," I said when we suddenly came upon the door to the dining room. "Oh lunch yes," said Jekyll. "No, it's dinner you worked through lunch." "Oh." (Titus) I found my creator quite interesting. He at times he held himself like a general of many battles and at others, he acted like a child in a toy store. The purpose of my creation was clear to me once I set my sights upon the beings that ruled these lands. My creator was frightened by the beings he found himself surrounded by and with good reason. Within the first five minutes of me being booted up and my systems being checked my creator was attacked by twelve bug-like creatures ten of which were killed and two taken prisoner for questioning and experimentation. We were then approached by large horse-like beings that easily towered over my creator but were dwarfed by me a few even passed out from the sight of my blood stained body. The boss as I had decided to call my creator put on a mask of calm and acted as if he was unaffected but when I looked through the camera at his face I saw horror at what he had done and watched me do. So as he was collecting himself I played the part of dumb behemoth protecting it's master and during our walk made up an excuse for him to not have to talk and just rest. My cannon while not malfunctioning could use some upgrades and while the boss worked I detected an upgrade that gave me a lesser form of his fabrication powers that would allow me to heal from any wound no matter how grievous. Once we reached the door he created a small concussive explosion using a missile and launched himself backward using rockets on his suit. He arrived between me and the guard just as the doors opened and he walked face first into one of the creatures that immediately began yelling about monstrosities and idiotic beasts which then led to the extension of all of my weaponry. (POV Celestia) I seriously hope he falls off a cliff and onto some rocks and is eaten by wolves. These were my thoughts as I watched Blue Blood yell about peasants and the stupidity of my guards who had been killed by multiple Changelings when they broke in apparently they were looking for my new superweapon whatever that meant. "-lestia can you believe that these idiots would expect me to pay when it was clear that their cart was in my was. It was preposterous so I ordered the guard to lock them up and you know what the did?" "No nephew whatever did they do?" "They laughed it off and walked away. Seriously who does that to me prince blue blo-OOF," Blue Blood had managed to somehow get close enough to the door to get bumped into who I believed was Jekyll. "You idiotic beast get out of my way now or else I'll crush you for I am prince Blue Blood," He said his horn glowing "You and what army," Came a deep rumbling voice as I saw a massive golem walk in bending down to fit in the door. On it's left arm was a glowing blade and its right had become a massive cannon with a six-barreled musket on the right shoulder. "W-what are you?" he quietly asked. "I'm your worst nightmare bitch," It said menacingly it's cannon becoming a hand and throwing Blue Blood out the door and we all heard the sickening crunch from the hall. "One less asshole in the world," said the giant retracting it's weapons into it's body and sitting down in the corner. "Thanks, Titus," said Jekyll. "Hey Celestia sorry about your hall." "What about my hall?" I asked "Oh it's nothing but I hope you have a tough stomach and like the color green," he said calmly. "I know I do. Author's Note hope you like it and hey ya'll get a bit of info on Jekyll so tell me what I did wrong or right and if I can improve. also about the grammar, if anyone wants to help just message me. Also here's a pic I used for the base of Titus
I hate busses(POV ???) Hello, there my name is Abyss and this is the story of a mortal being who I have chosen. This story as most stories do must describe their main character. For now, his name is John a young boy who is leaving his school for summer break. He has brown curly hair with blue eyes, his skin while not pale is still not very used to the sun, he has a lean build while he is not a weak nerd he is most definitely not a jock. Oh looks like my time is up you get to watch the real show now. (POV John) Finally, it's over with my last week of school, I thought to myself while looking at the ground. No more homework, no more tests, and no more dumbass buses. "HONK!" "Wha," the loud honk of a bus was the last thing I heard as I felt my right arm and leg be pushed into my body their bones splintering and acting like shrapnel shredding my insides. I then felt the buses' wheels run over my spine snapping it in half and turning any organs that were still left from the initial impact to a sticky red paste. I barely felt the warm asphalt beneath my skin and on my exposed flesh as my mind shut down... (POV Abyss) "Hey yo Johnny boy wake the fuck up." "Wait where am I?" I looked around the black void setting my eyes upon the beast that sat in front of me. "Well shit, I'm going to hell." "John you aren't going to hell but you aren't going to heaven either," My smile which had grown upon hearing the first part disappeared immediately. "Instead you have won the power lottery." "The what?" I look at the odd being. "The power lottery is a way for mortals like yourself to entertain almighty entities like myself." "So this is basically all you do." "No, some times I smash dimensions together to see what happens or give unruly mortals to my sister Slaneesh," the being shivered. "Well I'll be compliant then" "Then pull the lever to your right it's like a casino game but instead of money, you get powers." "Ok then," I pulled the lever and heard a voice come from the machine. "Pull the lever Kronk" "Heh, it does that when it decides you get to be OP now while you do that let's randomize the world and its way of thinking." The machine stopped and produced three holographic images some of which moved. The first stated the words "Gas Manipulation," the second said "Missle Generation," and the third said "Technological Constructs." "My my never see those before now let's check your world," he turned to the other symbols and sighed. "What's wrong?" I asked. "You have the honor," he spat like it the words tasted horrible in his mouth. "Of going to futaquestria where the men are small and the women are big if I were you I'd stay away from populated areas." "Oh so what no?" "I am gonna break the rules a bit cause of your unfortunate luck and give you a few things number one a bit of knowledge that will come in handy with the tech you make, two some armor that while not strong can still easily deflect swords and has lightening enchantments on it ,and three a bull barrel revolver that fires superheated rounds using a miniature surge drive as a propellant," the mentioned items teleported upon my body with my clothes being replaced by a skintight undersuit and my pistol strapped to my right side. "And the kn-AHH!" I felt a sharp pain in the back of my skull as memories and blueprints for multiple creations as well as the know how to design new ones."Damnit a little warning next time please." "Eh," was all he said. "Now go enjoy your new life and don't screw it up," was what he said before levitating me out a portal. "damn mortals." (POV Princess Twilight Sparkle) "Hurry up girls Celestia said that the magical pule came from over this hill," yelled the purple alicorn. "Calm down Twi," said a hat wearing orange pony. "Shy is a bit slow after that fall down the hill." "Oh sorry about that I guess I'm just excited." "And why exactly are you so excited dear," said a white unicorn. "Celestia and Luna both designated this as a dimensional rift and they both felt something come through they gave us the task of finding this thing and bringing it to them," She then along with the others finally made it over the hill only to see a griffon hunter shoot the being they were looking for and for the being to return fire blowing a hole the size of a watermelon in the griffons stomach. The being then promptly took off its helmet and empty the contents of its' stomach much like some of her friends. (POV John) Goddamnit, I had somehow managed to bump my knee against a rock and even through the steel armor I wore I could feel the shock of being dropped from the portal. I Surveyed my surroundings finding nothing but a lake, a few rocks, and forest beyond the clearing I was in. But then I heard it the shuffling of leaves as something moved around in the brush and there I saw it just in time the sharp glint of an arrow being released from the bow. I pulled back just in time the tip glancing off of my chest plate. Holy fuck, not two minutes and I'm already in danger after a short time I pulled out my pistol only to hear a deep chuckle and see...well something walk from the woods. "Well that's interesting not many have been able to dodge my shot before and from your time back there I can tell that you've been thinking to allow me to introduce my self I am Razor Claw and it just so happens that your arrival scared away my prey but I've decided that you can feed me for three times as long so I'm sorry friend but you must die," he had loaded another bolt into his crossbow this one seemed to glow with an intense heat. "Hmm I see you recognize that the bolt has been enchanted this one will explode with concussive force if it does not penetrate your armor and before you die what's your name?" he asked. I answered without a second thought. "Name's Jekyll now die bird," I growled out before I clicked my fingers igniting the gas within my palm and using it like a flamethrower. "Ha, knew it'd work." Razor claw squawked like a chicken leaving behind his burning crossbow and pulling out a large flintlock pistol. "No you die freak!" he yelled firing the pistol which due to its' red glow was easy to be recognized as enchanted. "BOOM!" The large blast wave shattered my left arm and tore apart my front armor but I wasn't out quite yet I aimed my revolver at the bird thing and pulled the trigger blasting a large hole in him. "Oops," I said before rolling over and throwing up from the large amount of gore that used to be the bird thing. As my sight faded I manage to see six figures running towards me. Author's Note Hope you enjoy this rewrite comments appreciated just don't be too rough
This is oddAuthor's Note This is also gonna have some reverse render roles stuff in it like with fashion and jobs and personality. This means timid and small stallions and tough large mares with the exceptions of a few like Mac and shining for the stallions and Fluttershy for the Mares. I hope yall enjoy it comments appreciated just not too harsh, please. This is odd (POV John/Jekyll) "Beep...Beep...Beep." My sleep was interrupted by a loud beeping sound and as I opened my eyes I saw an off white room, "Where the hell am I." "Beep...Beep...Beep." I looked to my right to see a large medical monitor which I immediately turned off silencing the beeping sounds. "Now what next." I touched my thigh only to find my pistol absent and as I looked around the room I could see my mangled clothes off in the corner. "at least I still have underwear," I said standing up and detaching multiple wires from my body. "Thud..thud..thud," three knocks came from the door to my left before a voice called out. "Hello, are you alright in there your vital monitors just stopped working so if you could say something to notify us if you're ok." "Um I'm fine," I yelled before continuing. "Hey is there any way I could get some clothes and maybe have my stuff returned?" "We can get you some clothing but your weapon is currently elsewhere due to this being a hospital we don't allow firearms within the building." The voice said. "I'll be back in a few minutes with some clothes." "Alright thanks," I hear her walk away from the door and down the hall. "Ok so revolver is gone but I still have my powers right so that means I can build more weapons if need be." "Thud...thud...thud," three more knocks on the door. "Hello?" "I'm going to put the clothes right outside the door and I'll walk away so you can grab them," she once again walked away and I quickly opened the door grabbing the clothes and closing the door again. "now what type of clothes did she get me...what is that?" In my hands was what looked like white short shorts with pink flowers and a yellow shirt. I then checked the tag because I was certain that it was the wrong set only to find it had the words "Male size Medium" on the tag. "What the hell is this...you know what fuck it I'm just gonna build myself some armor. (POV Nurse Redheart) I hope he likes the clothes their the latest fashion for males even though his frame seems tougher than any male I've ever come across. "Hey um I think you gave me the wrong clothes but It's cool I just built some armor," the boy's voice came from behind the door but I gained a shocked look as I opened the door to see whatever he could mean. "I assure you that is the latest in male fashi-what the buck, "In the place of the boy stood an armored being it was pure black with red highlights on the joints and on the chest, I watched as the creatures left hand was covered in the black metal that seemed to appear from nothing. "Cool ain't it," these were the only words he spoke while holding the clothes out to me. "Don't worry about the clothes I'm certain they just labeled it wrong," I watched as it tested the joints of the armor and stretched in all different ways. "If you ready then follow me, please," I began walking at a brisk pace hoping that the princesses wouldn't mind if he was early. (POV Luna) Why in mothers name did Celestia have to wake me up it's not like she needs help in court. I walked into the dining room where my sister along with the elements of harmony were speaking with each other. as I entered I managed to hear the edge of Rainbow Dash's sentence. "Then he was all like fwoosh and shot fire from his hands before he got shot but what's even crazier is that he powered through and blasted a hole through the griffon as big as my head." "Twilight is what Rainbow is saying true," asked my sister as I sat down beside her. "It's true princess personally I don't know if I should be afraid or not because on one hand, he was defending himself but on the other, I just keep thinking about how that," she pointed to a strange small musket that resembled the minotaur's revolvers. "Blew a hole the size of a pony's head in his opponent." "Um sister what is going on," I asked. "Oh yes sorry about that Luna we were talking about something interesting that has occurred," she stated. "Do you remember the anomaly I sent the elements to check out." "Yes, I do sister what of it." "It seems to have brought a new creature with it." "BANG," the doors slammed open as an armored creature fell through the door. "Ow, what the hell who keeps a flaming bird as a pet," It said from the ground. "Who are you?" I asked it. "Oh hey you must be one of the princesses Red was talking about my name is Jekyll pleasure to make your acquaintance." "My name is Redheart," said a disgruntled nurse who followed him in. "Sure thing Red," said the creature as it rose from the ground. It was quite tall for a male at least but I easily towered over it. "Hello Jekyll I am Princess Luna and this is my sister Celestia," I said to him. "To her, left are the elements of harmony Princess Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash." "Hey, are ya'll the ones who brought me to the hospital?" "Yes we did darling," said Rarity. (POV Jekyll) "Well, thanks for the assistance," Man the girls have got some weird ass names. "Hey uh princess you guys might wanna check on what clothes you give to the hospital the ones Red here gave me were put as male when they were obviously female." "Jekyll that was the latest in male fashion I've said this like twenty times." "Nope definitely female or like really really gay and while I ain't a homophobe I ain't gay." "Oh dear mislabeled clothes are no good the probably were grey sweat pants and a black jacket," said Rarity...I think. "Nope white and pink short shorts and a yellow shirt." "But those are male clothes." "Just forget about it," said Red. "Where did you get that armor?" asked Celestia. "I made it using my abilities." "Abilities?" she said looking at me like I was insane. "Yeah, I can control and build with technological constructs, construct missiles from nothing, and manipulate any kind of gas." "Interesting so that's how you made the armor." "Yeah and hey can I have my revolver back you can keep the bullets but It was a gift." "Fine but we keep the bullets," she said unloading it and handing the empty gun to me. "Sure thing," I said smiling underneath my helmet as I used my power over technology to slowly build bullets within the revolvers chambers. "I'm glad we're getting along." "Yes so am I," stated Luna. "Not to be rude but do you have anything I could eat I'm starving." "of course come sit with us and you too Redheart." "Thank you, princess, but I have other patients to attend to." "Later Red I'm sure I'll see you again." "I really hope not," she said walking away. "So what's to eat."
Lies, lies, and more liesAuthor's Note So this will have a long description of stuff that is gonna be useful later on so just bare through it if you start to dislike it. Also sorry for the wait. Lies, lies, and more lies (POV Jekyll) "So not to be rude but what ya got to eat?" I asked the white pegacorn. "Because I'm starving." "Well we have pancakes and hay bacon," she replied. "The hell is hay bacon is it made from pigs that only eat hay?" I asked causing the yellow one to stare at me as if I'd kicked a puppy. "What ya looking at me like that for?" "Um no it's hay formed into the shape of bacon," she answered. "Are you perhaps a carnivore?" "Nah I'm an omnivore but still gonna need some meat," I said back easily anticipating her next question. In the corner one of the guards mumbled something that to those without cybernetically augmented ears would be inaudible. Even so, I barely managed to make it out. "I'll give you some meat every once in a while," was what I heard and so did Celestia apparently. "Guard did you have something to say?" she looked straight at the guard whose armor seemed to almost melt from her stare. "No, your highness I didn't." "Oh really cause it sounded like you were going to try and take what I've claimed," she said confusing me. (POV Celestia) "So Jekyll how do pancakes sound?" I asked "sounds good thanks," he said "Princess is it possible for me to ask our guest a question," asked Rainbow Dash "Of course Rainbow Dash." "So what's with the armor you look like your going to war are you a soldier or something?" she asked and I honestly didn't expect his answer. He smiled. "Something like that I've taken part in multiple campaigns," He looked at her with a dark smile. "For instance how about the infinite war between the Aeon, Cybran, and U.E.F. now that was a war." "I've never heard of a war by that name," said Twilight. "Of course you haven't your species hasn't developed space travel." (POV Jekyll) "What do you mean space travel are you saying your an alien?" "I thought we already established the fact that I fell through a magical anomaly." These fucking idiots are buying the entire thing holy shit their stupid. "If that doesn't scream alien I don't know what does." "So your an alien warrior who has taken part in countless wars I find that hard to believe," said the guard "How about I show you," I said while building a hologram emitter in my hand. "This is a holo-emitter It shall allow me to share with you one of the many battles I have participated in." Suddenly an image of a forest sprang up but soon the image began to shake and multiple metal behemoths on spider-like legs were seen walking through the forest crushing trees beneath their legs. The main bodies of the machines looked like boats but each had either eight or six legs. Each boat had multiple cannons on them pointing to all sides and some even pointing up. "What are those?" asked the lunar princess. "Those would be tech two Cybran cruisers and destroyers they are very useful when assaulting island bases." Behind the boats were metallic flying machines that had multiple rotating canons on their fronts and behind those came large vehicles which carried walking machines and boxes with treads and a single or double cannon. Triangular vehicles flew in a circle around the procession. "And those?" she asked again "Gunships and fighters escorting transports which are carrying land vehicles." Finally behind the entire procession came a large spiked machine walking on two legs it easily was the same size as the boats it was also covered with a red energy field surrounding it and a box on it's back with a tube attached to an elongated cannon on its right arm with a three-fingered pincer claw on its left arm. "And that?" she asked with wide eyes and a shaky voice. "That is me I drive the Armored Command Unit or ACU for short," I smiled as the transports dropped the tanks and the gunships pushed forward and began blasting the enemy's shields while the boats turned sideways powering up both missile launchers and cannons. "And now the battle begins." (POV Guard) This was unlike anything I'd ever seen I watched as the massive machines blasted into each other with the commander building cannons and shields which protected the smaller machines from enemy fire. The boats were by far the most powerful their cannons tore into the enemy ranks shredding them while tube-like objects with fire spitting from their ends flew into buildings before exploding. The smaller machines focused on the opposing machines but that's not to say that they didn't suffer losses three of the twelve boats were gone as well as half of the gunships and smaller machines. "This can't be real," I said. "And yet it is but hey if you wanna see the more brutal battles then I could show you," he replied. "More brutal?" There was more. "How could it be any worse." "Well, this was one of my smaller armies it was merely meant to buy time for my main base to complete the behemoth known as "Fatboy" in this part of the war we had gained the assistance of the U.E.F. now that is a war machine." "What do you me-Woah!" from the sea rose a massive metal plate rolling on four treads and on it were mounted four massive cannons and eight smaller guns with swiveling cannons blasting at air machines and a shield covering its entirety. This behemoth began crushing anything it didn't blast with its cannons. "That's what I mean," he said. "Princess, are you seeing this?" I asked dumbly "Yes guard how could I miss it." "This was the final battle of the infinite war that I know of due to being sucked through a seraphim portal." "Your enemies I'm guessing?" "Yes and this led to me being dropped off into the middle of the forest where these six found me." (POV Jekyll) "Perhaps we could end this discussion the war is not my most favorite subject do you have somewhere that I could rest? I'm still tired due to the shrapnel that was lodged in my body earlier." "Of course, Guard can you lead Jekyll to one of the guest rooms?" "Yes Princess, come I'll show you to your room." "Thanks." (POV Applejack) "Princess?" "Yes Applejack." "It's odd but as far fetched as his story sounds and looks my element is telling me he is telling the truth and even though the elements have never been wrong I still doubt him," I said. "As do I Applejack," Said Princess Luna. "There are two options one he is insane and has fabricated the entire story or two we are in the presence of a master tactician and I am frightened by the fact that I believe it to be the second option. The images were just too clear to be fabricated from an insane mind. Sister, what do you think?" "I agree with you Luna but I am sure there is more to the story than just one battle he did after all state that it was a war. Perhaps tonight we shall enter his dreams and request permission to see the rest of the war." "Personally I think he's awesome," said Rainbow. "I mean did you see that army and he said that was a small force only meant as a distraction for the larger weapon." "Darling even I agree with Rainbow Dash those machines no matter how garish they were painted were insanely powerful and awe-inspiring." "I personally would like to see how they work," said Twilight. "Maybe they could be repurposed from war machines into civilian transports." "Sister and I shall ask him later." (POV Guard) I really wanted to ask him questions but I didn't know how to start the conversation should I start with my name or maybe just as- "You know it's rude to stare and if you wanna ask a question go ahead," he said with a smile. "Oh sorry, It's just I was wondering if it would be possible for us to use machines like that?" "Well maybe with your magic," He stopped to think. "Is there a way to turn magic into electricity like through some sort of runes or something?" "Well yes there are stun traps which suck in magic and convert it to low amounts of electricity so it doesn't kill but immobilizes." "The machines you saw can be powered through electricity so if we get a powerful enough amount of magic flowing into the batteries then maybe we can power a tank or something." "Even one of those machines on the battlefield would be devastating against our enemies because despite or amount of political power we are the lowest in technological power and have only survived this long due to magic." "Maybe later we can work together to create something for the guard. Before the war, humans wore massive armored suits capable of blocking bullets the size of your fist." "Wow," was all I could say. "Well here's your room." "Neat, Hey is it possible for me to get a book on runes just for some independent study. Maybe we could surprise the Princesses." "Yea I'll get one of the maids to bring all we have on runes in here." "Thanks." "Oh, by the way, I'm Stormy Night."
The Behemoth(POV Jekyll) In front of me stood the beginnings of something magnificent. It was the skeletal frame of a massive machine that could easily surpass any of the ponies I had come across so far. It vaguely reminded me of a Tau mech suit but somehow it felt more...human. It's hands had five blocky fingers (Including the thumb) the hand which sported an extendable blade was then connected to its massive arm which supported four-inch thick mithril plating and a rocket booster located on the elbow. Both it's arms then connected to its broad chest which housed a single nuclear reactor which was wrapped in copious amounts of lead and was supported by a steel frame which held up the half foot thick mithril plates on it's chest. The behemoth's legs were built much like those of a human but on the bottoms of the feet were multiple rockets which could be used for jumping or slowing falls. Like it's arms the legs supported four-inch thick mithril armor and on the back of the boots were small rockets to increase kicking power. It's head was a pentagon-like shape of mithril with four blue eyes which in reality housed energy beams. The behemoths true sight came from the five cameras positioned on it's body it had three on its head and two on the chest. "And you're done now just to activate your personality subroutine and weapons, I think I'll set it on random," I pressed a few buttons on the keypad on my wrist telling the machine to go through a system check and activate the personality randomizer. "And here we go." "Behemoth mark 1 ready for battle...performing a systems check...Checking weapons systems," It's right hand pulled into it's arm and was replaced by a glowing yellow cannon but was returned to it's original form soon after. "Plasma cannon online," The tips of all ten fingers then began to glow as electricity coated each arm but was launched from the fingertips," Electro cannon online and charged," The back then opened up allowing for a three-barreled autocannon to fold out. "Heavy autocannon ready for battle," Once the autocannon retracted into the body of the machine it thrust it's left arm forward allowing for the extension of a five foot glowing yellow blade. "Energy blade hot, activating personality matrix." "Well here we go," I waited and watched as the machine's eyes changed from blue to a dark red "Hey, there boss man ya ready for battle." "Why would I need to be ready for battle," I said while reaching for my pistol. "Cause of the bugs in the hall my sensors count twelve," He activated his energy blade and I watched as the heat radiating from it turned the stone floor to lava. "Hey Behemoth might wanna cool your sword a bit or your gonna melt through the ground," I said coolly while extending two of my own blades. "Let's try not to waste ammo." "Names Titus and I'm cool with no guns so long as we get to rip an tear." (POV Drone) The queen has ordered us the top infiltrator squadron to capture Celestia's newest weapon and I, unlike the others, feel honored at this privilege. We should always feel honored to serve the Quee-SQUISH! (POV Drone 2) "What in Tartarus is that thi-SHING!" A glowing blade cut me in half stopping my sentence but not my brain well not until the massive boot crushed my skull. (POV Drones 3-6) We barely had time to register our companion's deaths before two of us had our heads' cut off and one of us was kicked into a sixth tripping them and allowing for both of our chests to be crushed underneath a massive metal boot. (POV Drone 7-9) "HAHAHA It's like shooting fish in a barrel," Laughed the massive behemoth. "Boss permission to activate the bug zapper?" "Permission granted," The metal beast right arm glowed with electricity before bolts of lightning turned my comrades to ashes and I barely had enough time to register the pain of my face melting under the electrically heated metal hand. (POV Drone 10) I decided my best bet was air and so I jumped into the air and flew out the window only to be struck by a flying tube which then exploded. (POV Drone 11-12) I along with my companion gave up and were dragged by the behemoth into a room and tied up. We watched it leave in awe at what it and the smaller one had done. (POV Titus) "Yo boss the bugs are dealt with what now?" I said while turning and spotting the twenty guards who had lost their lunch while another ten lay on the ground from having passed out. "Awe come on I'm not that ugly." (POV Stormy) Unfortunately, I and most of the guards were in the barracks when the changeling alarm sounded and in our scramble for weapons none of us thought to teleport and it was because of this that we, fortunately, didn't see the entirety of the battle between Jekyll, the Changelings, and a golem of some kind. The golem quickly blocked my path after speaking asking if it was really that ugly. "Golem as one of Equestria's royal guards I order you to stand down," I said to it calmly. It was a well-known fact that many golems were used for construction purposes but like all golems were programmed to obey the guard in case of emergency. "Nah I'm fine right here," It's hand turned into a glowing tube and a blade jutted out of it's forearm. "The boss man hasn't given ya permission." "Golem I demand you allow me to pass," I yelled at the clearly defective creation. "Titus let her pass she is not a threat to us," came the voice of Jekyll. "Yes, sir," The golem's sword pulled into its arm and it's cannon became a hand. "But if the bitch pulls a weapon I'll fry her with lightning," It's hands were covered with lightning at the statement. I turned to Jekyll and began to speak. "Jekyll the princesses wanted to talk to you," "Yeah sure thing just lemme catch my breath," said the clearly not tired Jekyll. "and yea let's go." As we began walking the golem followed behind Jekyll who I assumed was it's creator due to it's obedience. As I was looking at it I saw it extend a large triple barrel cannon over it's shoulder and begin messing with it. "Yo boss I think the autocannon is broken," The machine said. "It ain't spinning when I activate it." "Follow Stormy I'll work on it," Said Jekyll as he calmly hopped on the golems back and began tinkering with the cannon. "So golem what is yyour designation and purpose?" I asked it. "Name's Titus and my purpose is to help out the boss." "Who is this boss you speak of?" "My creator of course but ya'll know him as Jekyll." "Oh...how the buck did he create you so fast?" I asked in wonder. "Well, the boss is pretty good when it comes to tech." "BANG!" I looked up just in time to see Jekyll be launched off of Titus' back due to a large explosion. "Like I said pretty good," He let out a rumbling sound like a Chuckle. "That was pretty good?" "Hey at least nobodys hurt." "Gun is fixed," came the tired voice of Jekyll who had decided that six small barrels were better than three medium barrels. "Bullets were too big to fabricate with the nano-lathe in the chamber," he said as if I should easily understand it. "Oh we're here," I said when we suddenly came upon the door to the dining room. "Oh lunch yes," said Jekyll. "No, it's dinner you worked through lunch." "Oh." (Titus) I found my creator quite interesting. He at times he held himself like a general of many battles and at others, he acted like a child in a toy store. The purpose of my creation was clear to me once I set my sights upon the beings that ruled these lands. My creator was frightened by the beings he found himself surrounded by and with good reason. Within the first five minutes of me being booted up and my systems being checked my creator was attacked by twelve bug-like creatures ten of which were killed and two taken prisoner for questioning and experimentation. We were then approached by large horse-like beings that easily towered over my creator but were dwarfed by me a few even passed out from the sight of my blood stained body. The boss as I had decided to call my creator put on a mask of calm and acted as if he was unaffected but when I looked through the camera at his face I saw horror at what he had done and watched me do. So as he was collecting himself I played the part of dumb behemoth protecting it's master and during our walk made up an excuse for him to not have to talk and just rest. My cannon while not malfunctioning could use some upgrades and while the boss worked I detected an upgrade that gave me a lesser form of his fabrication powers that would allow me to heal from any wound no matter how grievous. Once we reached the door he created a small concussive explosion using a missile and launched himself backward using rockets on his suit. He arrived between me and the guard just as the doors opened and he walked face first into one of the creatures that immediately began yelling about monstrosities and idiotic beasts which then led to the extension of all of my weaponry. (POV Celestia) I seriously hope he falls off a cliff and onto some rocks and is eaten by wolves. These were my thoughts as I watched Blue Blood yell about peasants and the stupidity of my guards who had been killed by multiple Changelings when they broke in apparently they were looking for my new superweapon whatever that meant. "-lestia can you believe that these idiots would expect me to pay when it was clear that their cart was in my was. It was preposterous so I ordered the guard to lock them up and you know what the did?" "No nephew whatever did they do?" "They laughed it off and walked away. Seriously who does that to me prince blue blo-OOF," Blue Blood had managed to somehow get close enough to the door to get bumped into who I believed was Jekyll. "You idiotic beast get out of my way now or else I'll crush you for I am prince Blue Blood," He said his horn glowing "You and what army," Came a deep rumbling voice as I saw a massive golem walk in bending down to fit in the door. On it's left arm was a glowing blade and its right had become a massive cannon with a six-barreled musket on the right shoulder. "W-what are you?" he quietly asked. "I'm your worst nightmare bitch," It said menacingly it's cannon becoming a hand and throwing Blue Blood out the door and we all heard the sickening crunch from the hall. "One less asshole in the world," said the giant retracting it's weapons into it's body and sitting down in the corner. "Thanks, Titus," said Jekyll. "Hey Celestia sorry about your hall." "What about my hall?" I asked "Oh it's nothing but I hope you have a tough stomach and like the color green," he said calmly. "I know I do. Author's Note hope you like it and hey ya'll get a bit of info on Jekyll so tell me what I did wrong or right and if I can improve. also about the grammar, if anyone wants to help just message me. Also here's a pic I used for the base of Titus
