What a wonderfully fucked up life (rewrite)

So turns out death isn't the end or at least for me it isn't my name is...well that doesn't matter you'll find out in a bit.

Ah, life is so great until your face meets a bus and then the ground. My name is well that doesn't matter anymore but I'm glad I finally wo-Hey! stop reading ahead you gotta start from the beginning.

This is a power lottery story and is a rewrite of the original. This is happening mostly due to my ability to write better. The abilities will be listed below.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Technological_Constructs
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Missile_Generation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gas_Manipulation

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