The Castle kitchen was full of delicious smells as both Starlight and Sphinx sat at the table, Spike was in the kitchen using the cooking skills that living with Twilight had forced him to develop. Sphinx and Starlight sat on either end of the table, they had set it so they could both talk with Spike, tho at the moment they where addressing an issue that Starlight had pointed out to Sphinx.

"...I'm just asking how well you really know each other?"

"It's true that I know a lot about Spike, mostly from using my magical spyglass to view into his past, honestly I've never really done anything past enslaving..."

"Yeah we know the story, It's what made Somnambula so well known, what with her rescue..."

"How about we talk about something else?" Sphinx asked "Honestly All I've done for the past dozen or so decades is trying to get out of the Chaos Realm, I suppose all I did before that was be evil, but now that I have completed my escape and been entrapped to Spike's side...I don't really have anything to do anymore," Sphinx shrugged "I'm basically a sex slave, tho that being said the job has a few perks," Spike walked out of the kitchen and set down a tray in front of Starlight,

"Breakfast burrito, with tater tots and no egg," Spike turned and set a second tray in front of the Sphinx "I'd suggest casting a spell to prevent to smell as ponies are herbivores, but here is your bacon and sausage burrito," Spike turned back to the kitchen and added "Don't touch your food until I put it all out," with that he made his way back in to grab the other foods he had made for their breakfast, they had both already set themselves up with a cup of coffee.

"You know if you asked Spike he'd be more than willing to help you get some hobbies,"

"I have a hobby," Sphinx replied as she put the spell Spike had requested on her half of the table.

"Sex is not a hobby," Starlight said bluntly.

"It is if Spike tells me it..." Spike's voice rang from the kitchen and cut her off.

"Sex is not a hobby," he confirmed, Starlight's ears perked at that

"Oh shit I didn't know he could hear us," She said before turning to the Sphinx "You have some powerful ass magic, maybe you could teach at the school, or maybe get a job around town, hell maybe you could ask Twilight to be her second assistant," Spike walked out of the kitchen with a basket of fresh biscuits, a jar of Strawberry jelly wrapped in his tail, and a tray of 6 Pancakes with a stick of butter and a bottle of syrup set up on the tray, once he set everything down he waved his hand and the two set up their plates, once they had both taken a few rolls, 3 pancakes each, and had set everything up Sphinx asked a question that made Spike feel incredibly stupid.

"So what are you eating?" Spike blinked and facepalmed.

"I forgot to make my own meal," He said with a head shake "Celestia dammit," Spike turned back to the kitchen, "Welp I just ruined the shit out of this, you two have fun, I'll probably be back when your half done," Spike didn't make it a step when he was suddenly sitting in his chair, both of his dates silently took the top pancake off their stack and placed it on a plate Sphinx had blinked into existence, they sat it in front of Spike and the Sphinx split the huge cup of coffee she had made for herself in half, quite literally for a moment before the two halves turned into their own cups, as she did this Starlight took the remaining biscuits and placed them on Spike's plate, they then both cut their Burrito into three equal pieced and placed one piece each on his plate, with that done they placed it all in front of Spike.

"I can't steal your food," He said trying to push it back.

"Spike you made and gave it to us, we're all eating your food, we just gave some of it back to you," Starlight replied in a casual tone, Spike opened his mouth and shut it.

"I can't think of a way to argue with that," he decided as he picked up his fork and set to work on trying to eat the mess that was his burrito pieces. Starlight did the same with hers and Sphinx started with her Pancakes.

"So Spike," Sphinx began "Let's start this date off right, what's your favorite part of me?" Both Spike and Starlight looked up at her.

"I think the question is 'what's your favorite thing about me'" Spike replied, "But I guess to answer favorite part..." Sphinx was expecting a certain answer, but she didn't get it.

"I like your fur," Spike decided after a moment, the look on Starlight's face indicated she had expected him to say a particular part of the Sphinx's anatomy.

"You like my fur?" Sphinx asked as she rubbed her arms "Why?"

"You're so soft and cozy, it's like a barrier of comfort and happiness," Spike smiled at the memory "Its texture is unmatched, I'd much rather sleep on you than any bed," Spike thought on that for a moment "Both in a sexual way and in a non-sexual way," Spike smiled "Expectation fulfilled, I turned it pervy," He laughed at himself, Sphinx was slightly stunned at the compliment, not entirely sure how to reply to that, had she been asked that question she could have said his dick in an instant, he's expected him to say her breasts without hesitation,"

"Thank you," She said after a moment "That's a very nice thing of you to say," as she became overwhelmed with the urge to try and think of a way to pay Spike a non-sex-related compliment Starlight caught her eye with a horn flash, Sphinx watched as she held up her hand and pointed down, Sphinx looked down and looked at her breakfast and figured out Starlights hint.

"Spike you're a fucking god at cooking," She said happily, overjoyed at having found an actual thing to compliment him on "It's an explosion of flavor, I might end up having a taste orgasm."

"Ha!" Spike laughed "You turned it pervy too," he laughed for a moment "Seriously though thank you, I'll make sure to make you something even better for lunch," Sphinx blinked at that.

"Compliments equal rewards, gotta remember that," as she went back to eating it was Starlights turn,

"Spike your ability to do bullshit take so fast is un-natural and I think you might be the element of patience," that earned a laugh from both Spike and Sphinx.

"Starlight you're funny," Sphinx laughed, Spike waved at Sphinx,

"Hey you stole my compliment," he complained jokingly, "Gotta say though Starlight never gonna be able to thank you enough for this," Spike patted the area where he was bandaged up "Though I guess that compliment goes to Sphinx too for bitch slapping the shit out of that shark," Sphinx waved him off,

"Gotta say I'm impressed with your magic," Starlight said to Sphinx "Don't suppose you could teach me some of it?"

"I might be able to give you a pointer or two, but there's not too much I can teach you unless you wanna go on the 49-year quest that is becoming a Sphinx," as she took a bite she felt eyes on her, and looked up to Spike and Starlight staring at her.

"Wait where you not born a Sphinx?" Spike asked,

"Course not, Sphinxes are made not born," She shrugged "Only females can become Sphinxes and cross-breeding isn't very popular with the other 12 Sphinxes that currently exist in the world, don't quote me on those numbers I haven't really checked up on them in ages." She made to continue eating and sighed "What?"

"The hell you mean what?" Starlight asked, "You gonna say that expect it to end the conversation?"

"Yeah pretty much," Sphinx replied, "Besides it's a long-ass explanation, tell you what after we've decided if you're gonna be joining us for a relationship..."

"Oh I'm already fully on bore for the kinky as shit three-way this is heading to once Zecora delivers the potion for Spike's wounds later," Starlight said without hesitation.

"Then after we all finish playing I'll explain,"

"That sounds fair," Spike said, there was a moment before they continued eating, they had almost finished eating when Starlight asked.

"Hey Spike when did you start eating meat?"

Author's Note

Love you all, thank you for reading, I'll try to keep up the daily updates,

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