Spike was doing something he hadn't done in almost three days, going for a walk through Ponyville alone, after some talk it had been decided that Sphinx and Starlight should have some time for a girl talk, not really having a reason to say no Spike had left the castle to do a few errands, he quickly found that he was not going to be getting a peaceful walk once he got to Ponyville, as a very angry looking Princess was waiting for him.

"Cadance," Spike said "You look pissed the fuck off," She nodded, the entire street had been blocked by a series of crystal soldiers, at the head of them he saw Shining, who was fast approaching, Spike just heard him call out,

"Honey make sure there's enough of him left so I can take him out drinking," Cadance gave no response as she walked over to Spike and placed her hand on his snout.

"You and I are going to be having a talk," before Spike could respond to that he had one of her wings around his back and, in a flash of light, they were gone.

"Alright keep the perimeter up," Shining called to his soldiers ", don't want them coming back and getting mobbed,"

-The Crystal Empire-

Spike sat awkwardly in the room that Cadance had teleported them to, there was a bottle of Wine on the table they were at, Spike knew what was coming, and he really wasn't looking forward to it. Cadance looked up at him, popped the cork and said simply.

"You broke your promise," Spike winced at that but tried for the reasonable approach,

"We where both drunk, I don't think drunk promises count," he tried, Cadence's response was to light her horn and teleport a piece of paper into her hands, on the bottom it had Spike's very legible signature.

"Legally sighing a document after said drunk promise, while sober I might add, does count," Spike frowned as the memories of the night 2 years filled his head, It had been the Hearts Warming Eve Party and both Shining and Twilight had ended up stuck waiting for their parents to arrive on the train, since they didn't know where it was they couldn't teleport to it and obtain them, the two had ended up waiting so long that it was Hearts Warming when they returned to the drunken mess of the castle, during the 5 hours they had been gone both Spike and Cadance had started a drinking game witch accounted to drunk 20 questions, every question that was answered with a no ended with the asker taking a shot, they had ended up waisted withing the first thirty minutes, the two had ended up getting a little two drunk and a just as, if not more, drunk Rainbow Dash had Missletoed them, Spike had gone for a kiss on the cheek and so had Cadance, they ended up meeting lips and things got slightly out of hand, the two had ended up locked in a closet during 7 minutes in heaven when Cadance had brought it up,

"Spike, Spike, listen, Spike," The two were basically stuck side to side in the tiny closet that the Drunk Pinkie had shoved them in, "I couldn't help but notice that, that your tongue is fucking ridiculous," She hiccuped and Spike tried to pat her back, instead he'd ended up slapping himself in the face.

"Thanks, I think your Wings are nice and fluffy," He said in a confused tone, not sure why they were in a closet.

"Spike I, I, I wanna ask you, you...I wanna ask you something if you'll do something form me," she hiccuped again "I'd never cheat on Shining, but, but I'm gonna outlive Shining, but your gonna outlive Shining too," She tried to turn to Spike and instead ended up scraping his cheek with her horn "Spike, in, in like 90 or something years, when Shining reaches the end of his, his, when he dies, I want you, you, I want you to be there for me," Spike tried to move and ended up knocking over the clothed and burring himself in hangers "Spike, will you marry me, when my husband dies?" Spike's pushed some of the clothes off of him.

"Yeah, yeah? Yeah, that sounds like, like a merry old time that does," The Memory was blurry and it might not have happened exactly like that, but that's what Spike remembers.

"You promise I could have you, and now I find you've getting married?" Cadance glared at him "I'm not saying I'm against sharing, I'm just saying I'm against sharing with a stranger, Honestly I thought I'd be Starlight but..."

"I'm having a Three way with Starlight when my Shark attack wounds heal," Spike replied without hesitation.

"Ok see that I am fine with," She said, there was a moment of silence as Spike shrugged,

"If you want I can introduce the two of you,"

"Oh your dam right you're introducing us," Cadance said, I just want to bring this clause to your attention, Cadance handed the written document to Spike and highlighted a paragraph in it for him to read aloud.

"-In the event that the special obligations stated in section 19 are broken then the following statement will be added to the contractual obligations..." Spike stopped reading when he saw what his new obligations where.

"You've got to be fucking kidding me," He said as he stared blankly at the page "Why would you do that?" He asked looking up at her,

"You've just made so many things awkward for me, so I made sure things would be awkward for you, But don't worry, she already agreed to it, It's why she's free and not rotting in Tartarus and don't worry about it, it's not happening for another 90 or so years so you two will have plenty of time to get to know each other.," Cadance smiled as Spike looked at his Obligations,

"Spike the Dragon hereby agrees that should he break his special obligations, he shall be placed into an arranged marriage with Queen Chrysalis," Spike sighed

"Luna fuck,"

"Oh Is Luna joining in on this? becasue I can add her to the contract,"

Author's Note

oh man this story might never end, gonna look back on this in 2 years and I'm still gonna be updating it daily (that would be fucking unbelievable if I really did that)

When you try and like all the comments in your story, and end up getting temp banned by the story from doing so.