Riddle me this

The Sphinx lay on her back as Spike went to town, he started with a few licks before he began suckling on her right breast, massaging the left one as he did so. Spike pulled away with a pop before giving her one more lick and moving to the other one, while he licked at her left breast he began massaging her right one, her left hand trailed down and began scratching at her belly.

"Paradise." the Sphinx muttered as she felt her milk flow, after a moment Spike gave her one more lick before pulling away.

"as much as I don't want to stop," Spike said "I Feel we probably don't have long before..." on cue a sharp knock sounded at the door.

"Spike!" Twilight called, the Sphinx sighed and in the blink of an eye both she and Spike where wearing the same outfits from early the day, with the exception of Spike now getting a Red Undershirt and both his new shirt and his Hoodie had holes in the back so his wings where free for use while wearing the Fabric. Spike tightened his scarf and opened the door. Twilight walked in silently and stared down at him, she ignored both the new bed and Sphinx. "Care to explain why you're playing in your room instead of working?"

"Casue his list is done." The Sphinx replied.

"Oh yeah I checked, his Morning list is done," Twilight called back "which means he can start on his afternoon list early, and..."

"...that one is now done too." The Sphinx said Twilight's eyes shot over to the Sphinx who was looking over Spike's afternoon list. "Spike do you do this shit every day?" She asked "Casue if so I'm starting to see why your so ripped, what even is this one? Rearrange the books?"

"That one's a weekly chore." Spike replied, "I basically empty the Libary shelves and rearrange them in alphabetical order, takes three hours but..."

"Spike as your Future wife I think you work too hard, no amount of pay is worth this job."

"Sphinx." Spike said flatly "That's my chore list, my job is as Twilight's assistant, writing, and sending letters, and staying by her side when she doesn't sleep for three days reading." Sphinx blinked at that.

"Spike your chore list is bullshit and as your future wife I'm taking full control of it from you."

"Hey!" Twilight said getting her attention "Spike has the easy list, Starlight's list is 10 times..."

"Starlight!" The Sphinx called, after a moment there was a flash and Starlight looked in, having been in the middle of a bath."

"What's the matter?" She asked.

"As my Maid of Honor, and a first choice candidate to join me and Spike when we turn this into a Harem I'm taking full control of your chore list." That was met with silence. "You can go back to your bath now." Starlight stared at the Sphinx for a moment before leaving in silence.

"What in the name of Tartarus is wrong with you!?" Twilight demanded "First and for most, you can't just come in here and take over the chores, there's a no magic rule on using magic to do them and..."

"Spike, do you forbid me from using magic to doing You and Starlights chores?"

"Absolutely not." Spike replied at once, getting a glare from Twilight "What? Those chores take up like 70% of mine and Starlight's time." Twilight was fuming now as she turned to the Sphinx.

"And what makes you think you're marrying him?" Spike's eyes shot up at that "The Second you finish violating him Discord is going to be kicking your ass back to banishment so fast..."

"Hey Twilight," Spike said awkwardly, she looked at him "The condition of her loss was violation and marriage," Twilight's mane caught on fire. "And that is why I didn't tell you." He said as she turned to him. Twilight blinked and Spike was gone, she looked over and found him sitting in the Sphinx's lap. "And this is why I love her." He added as he snuggled into her belly. The Sphinx smiled at Twilight who's mane smoked itself out, breathing heavily she turned to the door and looked back.

"I'm telling your mother." She said before slamming the door. Spike blinked at the door for a moment.

"Oh shit we're gonna die." was all he could think to say before he proceeded to plant his face firmly into the Sphinx's stomach.

"Would some milk help you feel better before feeling the wrath of the sun?" She asked sweetly, once again she was wearing her sexy clothes. Spike looked up as she tugged on her nipple covers.

"It would," he replied. Twilight marched down the hall and pass the bathroom Starlight was bathing in, who was trying to figure out if the Sphinx was being serious, and if she should accept the offer. Twilight marked up several flights of stairs and into her room, still fuming she opened a wardrobe, inside was a series of glass orbs, she looked over them for a moment before grabbing one, she began violently shaking it for a moment as she levitated a large bowl of water out from under the wardrobe, one it was in place she threw the orb into the water and in a flash a beam of light went to her roof and made a screen, with that Twilight, pulled a Mirror out from under her bed and waited, then in a flash a holographic image of Luna was staring at her.

"Hello, Twilight." Luna said simply, she was wearing a pair of Blue PJ's and had a Coffee in her hand "My sister is busy, what's wrong?" Twilight sighed, already knowing that Luna would not be reacting well.

"Spike has officially announced that he is engaged." Luna's professional demeanor melted away at once, her eye's sparkled for a moment, and Twilight looked at the Mirror. "Show me an image of the Sphinx." The Sphinx appeared and Twilight turned the Mirror so Luna could see it. "This is his betrothed, she showed up for a hostile takeover and Spike ended up beating her at her own game and claimed her hand in marriage." as she thought Luna did not react well, she gave a squeal of joy and spilled her Coffee on the floor.

"Oh most happy day's my Nephew is to be wed!" she cheered happily "When are the festivity's taking place?"

"Don't know they just announced it to me and I came to tell Celestia." Luna waved her off.

"Forget that, I'll tell my sister, you inform Cadance and Shining, my sister and I shall come tomorrow to meet the Bride in the flesh!" With that Luna hung up, her Smile as she came out of the room put the guards off slightly.

"Are you ok ma'am?" One of them asked, "You seem unusually full of pep." Luna waved them off.

"I have received the best of news!" She said as she made her way to her sister, Celestia was raising the sun to the noon position when Luna walked onto the Balcony, her Coffee still in hand.

"Oh Hello, Sister how...oh I see it's going good," Celestia noted as Luna walked over. Celestia was wearing a Long sleeved White Dress with Golden trimmings. Luna took a drink of her Coffee before saying.

"So I just received a message from Twilight." Luna said happily "Apparently a Sphinx tried to take control of the castle."

"Oh? Poor Sphinx, Twilight probably solved all her riddles."

"Well actually, it would appear that your son confronted her," Luna said simply.

"Good for him, stepping up, does Twilight need some guards to collect this Sphinx then?"

"Oh no, it would appear that Spike has reformed it." That got Celestia's attention.

"How in the name of the Sun did he do that?" She asked, "Sphinxes are known for having difficulties to deal with Magic, there like mini Discords!"

"Well, it appears Spike decided the best way to beat her, was to woo her." Luna smiled as Celestia's eye twitched.

"Twilight just called to Announce their engagement." Luna, still smiling ear to ear, took exactly three steps back and help out her mug, Celestia erupted into flames and Luna pulled back her boiling mug, she looked up at her who's had just melted her own clothing. "You might want to get dressed before you're noticed." She called back to her sister before leaving, Celestia's horn glew and she was wearing a Blue Sleeveless Dress with a Light blue top.

"That boy is in so much trouble."