Riddle me this

by Silver Butcher

Lunch plans.

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Spike sighed as the hot water ran down his face, after a few minutes he and the Sphinx had moved from suckling to taking a nice relaxing shower. The Sphinx was currently at a mixed hight, she was at about 9 feet tall. As she had to his bed she'd customized the Shower, there were two shower heads on either side of the tub, she had her tail wrapped around Spike's leg as she scrubbed his back with her lathered up hands.

"Gotta get that sex smell out before your mother arrives." She said merrily, Spike was scrubbing his chest, without a word and in perfect synchronization, the Sphinx unwrapped her tail and turned, Spike, turned and wrapped his tail around her leg and began slowly running his soapy hands from the base of her wings to their tips, as he did this the Sphinx slowly and with care began washing her sensitive belly. "So How mad do you think she'll be?" She asked as she moved from her belly to her Bikini line, Spike began scrubbing her back.

"She's probably exploded by now, so at worst I'll be getting a verbal lashing," Spike replied as he rubbed her side, The Sphinx began purring and Spike pulled back. "Sorry," he added.

"Oh trust me I loved it." The Sphinx replied, "but since you wanna be at your best I image me smelling of Sex won't impress your mother."

"Probably not," Spike confirmed as they once again turned, Spike set to work on his waistline and the Sphinx got to work on his neck.

"Close your mouth," She said, Spike did so and she rubbed his snout with her soapy hands, using her magic so neither of them had to break their formation to re-lather their hands.


"Have all the Preparations been made?" Celestia asked as she walked down a flight of stairs next to her walked Luna, who was wearing a Black Jacket, a Red Undershirt, and a pair of Blue Jeans.

"Yes." Luna confirmed, "Day and Night court have been canceled, the Sun and Moon have both been placed under the standard movement spell, we won't have to worry about moving them till tomorrow."

"Good," Celestia said as she continued down the stairs, She was holding up her dress as she walked so as to not singe the end of her dress, she was leaving burn marks on the stairs as she made her way down, the burns followed her to the garden, where a Carriage was waiting for the two of them, the four guards saluted as the Princesses got on, Luna using her Magic to keep the Carriage from combusting. With the preparation set and the Carriage, not combusting Luna gave the guards a thumbs up and they began the flight to Ponyville.


Spike and The Sphinx walked out of the room, once again wearing what Sphinx had dubbed their 'no play' clothes. the two made their way to the outside of the castle and the Sphinx went to full-size mode and picked Spike up, this time she kept him in her hand as she walked over to Ponyville and began walking through the town, there where mixed reactions, seeing how when she had fought Twilight early it had been early morning none of the town folk had even noticed her, now that it was midday and she was walking through the town, she was noticed at once, and while no pony had the same initial reaction they all ended on the same one, Panic. The Sphinx slowed to a halt as the town fell into a panic.

"Racist motherfuckers." Sphinx muttered, "I haven't even done anything." she looked around for a moment then looked to Spike, who shrugged.

"I dunno what the tell you." he replied, "We're just going to meet Fluttershy for Lunch, Sugar Cube Corner is..."

"Hey!" A familiar voice called.

"And Rainbow Dash is here," Spike noted as the Sphinx looked up at the Pegasus, whatever cocky remark Rainbow had had it died as she noted Spike in the Sphinxes hand.

"Alright, so what say you Put the Dragon down, and I don't make you eat your own teeth?" The Sphinx looked back and forth between Rainbow and Spike before calmly changing her top to the Wrapping she had been wearing she had first met Spike before Spike could ask he was snuggly placed in her cleavage.

"Are you now?" Sphinx asked as Rainbow blinked.

"Joke's on you he's a Pervert, bet he's loving that."

"You know, you're not wrong," Spike called back, the Sphinx pushed on her girls and squshed Spike with them, her fur leaving Spike in Paradise once more, Rainbow flew down at the Sphinx, which just leaned to the right and continued walking, Rainbow tried to fly by from behind, she got close, but then the Sphinx shrunk down and Spike blinked, then his face turned red when he realized he breast where snuggly pushed into his back, her wrapping now going across his chest and her back.

"Oo!" she purred "I'll remember this for later." Spike felt the Wrapping disappear as she changed it back to her casual wear. Rainbow landed, cocky remark locked, loaded, and ready to fire When Fluttershy interrupted.

"Over here." She called with a wave, Rainbow looked over to her. "Oh hi Rainbow, would you like to join us?" She asked, motioning to Spike and the Sphinx who was now rubbing her face against Spike's her tail wrapped around his.

"Don't be getting frisky, we just showered," Spike said as she started rubbing his chest. Rainbow blinked

"Alright somepony explain." She demanded when a Shadow loomed above them. The 4 watched as the Princesses landed behind Spike and the Sphinx, who let go of Spike and backed up, keeping her tail tangled with his. Celesta stepped off the Carriage with Luna waiting for the show. Celestia walked calmly to Spike, Anger shining through her eyes and she stood a foot away from him, she leaned over and silently stared for a moment before saying.

"Your getting Married...AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!?"


Author's Note

Congratulations to all of you in the comments who figured out why Celestia was mad.

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