Loli In Equestria

"Okay, Lucc.... Let's review how much you fucked up, today."

I woke up this morning after having crashed into my hotel last night from jet lag. Yea that shit is real. I then, went to the convention which was cool because it was my first. I saw many other cosplayers that were dressing as Zero Two (Darling in the Franxx), Goku (DBZ), and Sasuke (Naruto).

I was dressing as my favorite character, Yoshino. Blue hair and contacts. All of her clothes all I was missing was Yoshinon, her puppet friend, if you were wondering.

I skip happily through the con minding the other fans and cosplays. Then I saw it...

There was a strange place that looked like a game in the darkest crevice of my mind. Resident. Evil! That's what it was. Kinda out of place in an anime con. I walked over to him and that's when I saw the clean Yoshinon puppet. In perfect condition, too...

I normally don't impulse shop and I would most likely never wear this cosplay again after today... But.

"How much for Yoshinon?"

"$60" He said creepily. My eyes flashed before my eyes.

"60!" I groaned falling over... Literally, I fell out in front of everyone. The shop keep chuckled under his breath.

"You got the money?" He questioned as he contained himself.

"Nah... I was expecting like 10 or 20 dollars. 60 is way out of my budget." I sighed.

"Does anyone want to help this girl buy a puppet?" The shop keep yelled. I blushed deeply. That just made me sound poor.

"Sure. How much?" The nice woman sent me a smile.

"$60"

"I'll pay 20." I said quickly pulling a 20 dollar bill from my large pocket.

"Very well." She pulled out two 20's and put them on the table. I put mine with hers and the shop keep placed Yoshinon on my hand.

"Thank you so much." I yelled after her as she joined up with what I assumed was her significant other. I smiled at the shop keep, who waved.

That's when everything went black.

"Then I woke up in Ponyville!" The pony sitting in front of me nodded. I could see her ethereal mane fluttering in the breeze.

"I'll see what I can do, little... Girl. But unfortunately, this sounds like the work of a higher being."

"Fuck the higher beings! I just wanna go home!"

"Language!" Luna admonished lightly.

"Fuck you! You aren't my mom!"

"You will need a guardian while in Equestria. I do not believe that any concerned guardian will be comfortable with your harsh language."

"I don't need parents! I have a fucking mom and dad back home that I need a get back to!" Princess Luna snorted in distaste.

"Watch it, Luna. I will gut you." I said in the calmest voice I could muster.

Luna backed away in shock as Celestia wrapped a protective wing around her.

"I can't trust anything! In the My Little Pony I know, Luna got sent to the moon!"

"Why would I be sent to the moon?" Luna questioned.

"Nightmare moon! The elements!?"

"What about the elements. They are tucked away safely in their own portion of the castle."

"Ok well what about Twilight?"

"Who?" They chorused. I covered my mouth.

"Holy shit. Holy shit, I'm in the past! FUCK!!!!"

"Sister. I am concerned for this creature's mental health."

"I don't even know how to use this body!!!!" I sobbed in the background.

"I am, too, Lulu. I am, too."