Loli In Equestria

"I'm being fed?" I looked up at the eggs and apple on a plate that was being levitated by a guard.

"..."

"Thanks, I guess?" I began eating and the guard stared unmoving. The stare began to pierce my soul. I paled and turned away but I could still feel it burning to my back.

Damnit, Celestia. Why couldn't you be here, right now.

Surprising as soon as I finished the thought, the guard saluted with a soft 'Princess.' Before returning to position.

"How are you, today?"

"Calmer than yesterday. By the way, can you tell the guard to stop staring into my soul? It's creepy."

Celestia chuckled "I'll see what I can do."

"Bitch, just turn around and say 'hey dude turn to the left. You're scaring the foals.'" Celestia laughed a bit at that.

"Language." She said between giggles.

I huffed crossing my arms. I bet I looked adorable but I was going for pissed off, anyway.

Later that day,

I walked as Celestia let me out into the garden. I look around at all the flowers. Lilies, orchids, etc. There was a pond with a bunch of tables and Discord's statue in the middle. I walked up to him.

"Nice..." I murmured before bending over to pick up a lily at the bottom of his stand and watching as Yoshinon fell into the pond. Mentally, I wasn't affected but physically, however.

My hand started shaking as ice spread around me.

Yoshinon. Yoshinon. Yoshinon.

Celestia quickly swept into action levitating Yoshinon from the pond before it iced over. The ice stopped at the sight.

"Yoshinon. You saved her." I said despite myself sniffling. Celestia smiled and with a small burst of magic all the water was wrung from the puppet and it was placed on my hand, again.

"You aren't that different from a foal, it seems." She said in a soft voice levitating me onto her back. I yelped slightly as she began moving. The feeling was abnormal and the flexing of muscles underneath me was just outright strange.

"Where are we going?" I asked.

"Where do you wish to go?"

"Let's prank, Luna!" Celestia's mouth curled into the biggest smile that I had ever seen on a pony. It borderlined on the guard's level of creepy.

I snickered slightly as I crept toward Luna with the marker. I drew 'Celestia was here.' Then ran out of the room making sure to slam the door loudly to wake up the lunar diarch.

I ran to Celestia, who was prepared for Luna's visit with something special that I thought was a Pinkie only thing.

"Sister!" Luna burst into the room before becoming pale at the sight of us standing on 15 party cannons.

It all happened in slow motion.

"NOOOOOO!!!" Luna screamed as she was pelted with cake after cake of various tiers, flavors, and toppings. I legit wonder how much cake is in Celestia's stash.

Me and Celestia cackled evily as we high-fived each other.

"Begone Lunar Thot!!!!" I screamed as she ran out the door.