This Ain't Compendium: Hangover

1 Hour Later

“About time we have arrived, Miss Fruttershy” Takeo said. He, along with Fluttershy, was close to the others. “Now, can you at rast take this annoying chain off me?”

“Um... okay” the shy Pegasus replied and then she lifted up to reach his neck. “Please hold still”, she took the chain off gently and then cuddled his hair. “Here you go, mister”

“Thank you, Fruttershy” Takeo looked at the forest and then said “so, now I sharr return with the others” he turned to the yellow Pegasus “good bye, honorabre Pegasus”

The shy Pegasus, instead of saying good bye, hugged him and smiled. Takeo felt surprised for a moment, but then he understood her kindness and hugged her back. While both were expressing their emotions, the not-so-drunk Russian looked at them from a distance.

He approached to them and he laughed before saying “congratulations, Tak. Finally someone loves you!”

After hearing his familiar voice, Takeo’s smile faded, stopped hugging the yellow Pegasus and turned to him. He then said: “Russian dog, you’re arways ruining everything”

“Heh, dog” he pointed at the chain Fluttershy was holding “guess someone else was a dog today” he grinned mischievously “I didn’t know you were into those kind of games”

“It is not what you are thinking. Miss Fruttershy and I...”

“Miss Fluttershy” Nikolai interrupted, looked at him serious for a brief moment and then laughed harder. “Tak, you’re officially a faggot now”, he then turned to Fluttershy and said sarcastically “hello, Miss Fluttershy, care to put your love midget dog to sleep?”

“Do not tark to her rike that!”

“What will you do to stop me?” he replied defiantly “you touch me, I kill you”

“That’s enough, bolshevist dog” he then proceeded to stare at his eyes.

“What the hell are you doing?” Nikolai said and he raised an eyebrow

“Shut your mouth. I am tired of your rack of manners and your stupid actions. Now take back your words”

“Well... nah” he turned around and said before going away “tell your horsey we’re leaving. You better move your midget ass before I come back and hit you with newspaper”

Takeo and Fluttershy looked each other surprised. None of them were expecting Nikolai to resist the stare.

“What happened, Miss Fruttershy?” he asked “did I do something wrong?”

“You did great, Tak. It’s just...” she hesitated “...it’s just that your friend didn’t seem to care. I never saw it could happen”

“Then you are terring me he’s immune?”

“I guess so”

“That drunken idiot wirr keep ruining my rife” he sighed.

“I’m sorry, Tak. I didn’t know that”

“No need to feer sorry” he put his hand on her mane “you were a wonderfur master” he then looked back to the forest “the time has arrived, Miss Fruttershy. It is time to take our own paths”

The yellow Pegasus nodded her head and saw him walking away. She waved her hoof and then she turned around. Before she could make the first step, she realized Pinkie Pie was too close to her; almost face to face.

“Hello Fluttershy!” she said with a big grin.

“Oh my” Fluttershy stepped back and then she sighed “Pinkie, I didn’t know you were here”

“Neither did I” she shrugged and she looked at the forest “Ohh, but tell me Fluttershy. How was your date? You seem too happy!”

“Date?” she replied shocked

“I’m just kidding” she giggled and bounced closer to her “but seriously, I’m sure you had a great time with Takeo”

“Oh, well...”

“Then why say good bye when I can throw a farewell party?”

“Another party? But Pinkie...”

“Shh...” the pink pony put a hoof on her mouth “they’re all together again. Now it’s the perfect chance for it” she pushed the yellow Pegasus “come on, Fluttershy. Stop the talkin’, let’s get partyin’”

Meanwhile the four humans, along with Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle and Princess Luna, were getting ready to go.

“Oh Dempsey; it was good you brought that zap apple pie” Richtofen said while he was making the last changes to the mainframe “I hate pies, but I love huge amounts of power”

“Screw you, Dicktofen” he replied angry “that food was mine, not for your fuckin’ inventions!”

“You call that a problem?” Nikolai interrupted and pointed at the dark blue winged unicorn “she took away my vodka for a whole day. A whole damn day Dempsey!”

“Your rack of respect is dishonorabre” Takeo said “at rast be gratefur you have your poison back”

“Oh, you three shut up” Richtofen yelled and turned to the Princesses. “Your highnesses, it was wunderbar to have stayed here for a whole day. We must go now, mein plans must come to an end” he laughed and then said with a high pitched tone “we should hang out together sometime in ze future. Oh, ze future!”

“And it was a grateful experience for us to meet you” Princess Celestia replied with a slight smile “Richtofen, Nikolai, Dempsey and Takeo. You will be always welcome to visit Equestria again”

“Really?” Princess Luna said surprised, but quickly changed her tone to normal “I mean, yes...” he looked at Nikolai and said reluctantly “you are always welcome”

“I drink to that!” the Russian took a swig from his bottle.

“Nice” Dempsey said sarcastically “Can I leave now?”

“Don’t forget the big box of hate for you” Richtofen said.

“I’rr go turn on the tereporter” the Japanese went to the console and pressed a big red button.

The mainframe started to energize. Bolts of lightning could be seen swirling around it. To the surprise and joy for Richtofen and Twilight, the bolts had colorful colors, resembling a rainbow. After a few moments, the mainframe was fully energized and ready to work.

“Finally it’s working!” the German said and gasped “working!”

“Wow, was it just me or that thingie seemed too girly?” Nikolai wondered

“It’s just you, Nikolai. You’re drunk again” Dempsey replied “now shut up and get your gear up”

“Hohoho, time to kirr more unhonorabre herr beasts”

As they were talking, they didn’t notice that Twilight got closer to the Mainframe. She was amazed and almost hypnotized at such state-of-the-art device. Without noticing, she got her right front hoof closer to the lightning. She accidentally touched it and instantly regretted it as the lighting covered her body instantly and she disappeared in a second.

Meanwhile, neither the four humans nor the Princeses noticed the incident and kept talking.

“Very well, before any of you dumbasses blow it up, I tell you ze pie only has enough power for teleporting us” Richtofen said serious

“Call it a hunch, but I guess you just said something very important” Dempsey replied “and I’m sure something will go wrong anyway”

“If it involves Tak, then I don’t give a shit” Nikolai said and took another swig of vodka “but if it involves my vodka, then someone will die this time!”

“Very well, my little humans; be careful and good luck” the white winged unicorn said. She waited for a moment and then turned to her sister. “Luna” she said “aren’t you going to say something?”

“Okay” she sighed and said “farewell, humans”, she then turned back to her sister and said “better?”

“Much” she then turned to the other direction and asked: “where did my faithful student go?”

“She surely was in a hurry” Richtofen interrupted “no matter, that’ll be next time”

“Next time?” Takeo asked

“I hope there won’t be one” Dempsey said

“I agree, Dempsey, I agree” Nikolai said

Then, the four humans gathered around the mainframe. Richtofen was the first to talk.

“Ladies first, I go last”

“Okay, I get it” Nikolai pushed Takeo to the mainframe and laughed “I love to do this”

“Me too” Dempsey said before kicking his drunk partner to the device. “You better hurry up, Richtofen. I don’t feel like waiting for a fag again” he pointed at the German and then he walked to it.

Richtofen turned back for a brief moment, waved his hand to the Princess while saying “good bye, ponies, good bye” he turned back to the teleporter and, before he could step on it, the lightning faded away. Not only that; the mainframe was no longer there. Instead, there was only a burnt circular patch.

“Oh shi...” Richtofen thought and stomped her foot angrily “this wasn’t part of mein plans! Nein nein nein nein nein!” he turned back to the Princesses.

“What happened, Edward?” Princess Celestia asked worried.

“Ze stupid mainframe faded away before ze doctor could go. This isn’t looking good” he sighed “could it possibly get worse?”

Suddenly, from the burnt patch came a rainbow colored lightning. Before anyone could react, it hit Richtofen, sending him to the ground.

“Oh ficken!” he coughed and stood up slowly. He noticed the Princesses were looking at him shocked. “Vhat happened?”

“Um, Edward” Princess Celestia said.

“Look at your hands” Princess Luna complemented.

“Why should I look at mein...” he looked at them and noticed he had hooves instead of hands. He stared at them for a moment and then fainted after feeling a deep shock.

The Princesses walked closer to him and looked at each other confused.

“What should we do now, sister?” Princess Luna asked

“He is a pony now, but there is nothing on our rules about ponified humans”

“Should we leave him here? He already knows Ponyville”

“Or we could take him to Canterlot. He is a genius scientist after all”

“But he is unstable”

“He could stay here. My faithful student would look after him”

“She is not here. She must know about it”

“Very well” Princess Celestia’s horn glowed and her smile slowly faded.

“Is there something wrong, sister?”

“I cannot find her anywhere”

“That is impossible, how could she...?” Princess Luna stopped talking and looked at the burnt patch “Oh no”

“What is it?” Princess Celestia said worried

“I remember this human said about being capable of only teleporting them. He is still here, Twilight Sparkle is not.”

The white winged unicorn’s eyes widened and looked at Richtofen. She then said “if that is the truth, then my faithful student is in great danger”

The dark blue winged unicorn looked at the new pony. “What will we do now? We must interrogate him. We must know where she went”

Her sister looked at the sky for a few moments. She was breathing deeply and her mind was full of thoughts. She then looked back at her sister and said: “when he wakes up, let him know he will stay in Ponyville”

“But sister...”

“Listen carefully, Luna” Celestia said louder “sooner or later he will reveal everything. My dear student is gone, but that does not mean we should use torture on him. Let him stay and order the rest of the elements of Harmony to look after him”

“Yes sister” Luna replied, knowing she couldn’t change her decision.

“Thank you. I will return to Canterlot now. Please do as I said” she then unfolded her wings and flew away.

Princess Luna looked at Richtofen with distrust. “I knew I should not have trusted in you, humans. I knew it”