ProJared is known for his funny gaming videos, but is he harboring a darker secret? When he meets a pony named Coloratura, he can't help but crack lewd jokes around her. She's a fan of his, so she thoroughly enjoys his company. Needless to say, one thing leads to another.

This was a rabbit hole of drama I enjoyed diving into, and wanted to contribute to the dumpster fire the best way I know how: Shitpost fics!

I didn't really watch his stuff, but the way I characterize him is based on the mental image I have of him after seeing a bunch of memes. Feel free to call me out for it if you think I got it wrong, because honestly, I probably did.

As is often the case, blame Majin Syeekoh in part for this. Coloratura was his idea.

Edit: In light of this video, I've largely changed my mind. As a lover of shitposts at heart, I can't delete this story, but hopefully any of you few who read it now can see this for what it is: a joke made in poor taste, and not a reflection of reality.