Power Pony Federation
What is going on here?!
Previous ChapterNext ChapterRarity had been running towards the back entrance of the arena to where she heard multiple new wrestlers had came in from thin air. They were all causing some form of trouble by either opening and closing doors of the area, screaming about how they got there, and they all looked to have similar coat colors. She ran past a janitor who had a hat turned down so she couldn't see his eyes. What she didn't know was that he was not a minotaur or another bi-pedal creature, but instead the one god that helped cause more confusion thanks to Celestia's attempt to connect a small piece of Earth to Equestria.
The janitor tipped his hat up and grinned, he looked over at the camera that had spotted him and looked at it for awhile before snapping one of his talons and disappearing in a flash of white light.
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"This match is scheduled for One Fall! Introducing first, from Manehattan, at a weight of 225 pounds and a height of 10 and a quarter apples, 'The Don' Garino!"
Celestia snapped out of her stupor and realized that the show was quickly going to become more dangerous. "I- I need to step out for a moment Luna, I just realized I left my, um, keys in the back." Celestia took the headset off and rushed past Garino to the back.
Luna sat quietly as she looked side to side for a moment, "We guess it'll be us that will commentate... alone..."
Garino stepped into the ring and flicked a hoof off his chin, an Italian sign of disrespect that got him a few boos.
The ring announcer looked at his cards and couldn't find anything about this wrestler. He could only watch as the pony with a blue and red ying-yang symbol with a white line separating them walked around the ring and set himself besides Luna.
"Hiya. CM Pony. Formally CM Punk, but I think it'd not fit well considering the situation we got here," The grey earth pony spoke as he adjusted the headset to him and sat cross-legged on the chair. Luna kept staring at him until he finally noticed, "What're you staring for? You guys can't have just one ring commentator, that wouldn't be fun! And considering that I am, one, the best in the world, and two, voice of the voiceless, I fit qualifications. And I should also say I have experience doing this as well, but it wouldn't matter."
Garino was talking to the referee about CM Pony and seemed to think he was meant to be his opponent.
The ring announcer got his cards and found the right one, "And his opponent! From Ponyville, at a height of 10 apples and a weight of 198 pounds! He is 'The Bruiser' Blaze Arlis!"
"Alright, so I don't know anything about these ponies, so start spilling, hot stuff," CM Pony said with little empathy.
"Well, we can tell you that Garino is a pony that believes he runs this company, which of course is out of the question-" Luna started to explain.
"Hold on, hold on, hold on. Did I hear you say 'we' instead of 'I'? What are you, a pony that has multiple personality disorder?" CM Punk asked, sounding more annoyed than curious.
"It has been a problem for us to get over. We've been practicing the more common language since we returned, but, alas, sometimes I still go back to how we spoke so long ago," Luna finished, thinking back to when she was first banished one thousand years ago.
"Ok, fine. Keep talking about these guys," CM Pony said, his eyes rolling at the ridiculousness.
"The other pony, Blaze Arlis, is a recent and upcoming rapper in Equestria," Luna tried to offer.
CM Pony put a hoof in his face, "That tells me so much about his wrestling talent, thank you."
The bell rang and the two ponies locked up in the middle of the ring. Blaze latched on a headlock and was pushed into the ropes and then off of Garino as he ran to the other side of the ring. Garino hit a clothesline into him and got a headlock applied on him as he laid on the mat.
"Garino is wanting to keep Blaze on the mat, both of these stallions are evenly matched, and most importantly, Garino looks like he has a battle plan already placed in his head," Luna thoughtfully announced to the amazement of CM Pony.
"I guess I can't knock your ability for commentary, star hair. By the way, how does that even work?" CM Pony started trying to mess with the night sky mane and watched as his hoof would phase through it in amazement.
Blaze forced himself up and looked at a turnbuckle. With his strength, he pushed away from the headlock and ran up the turnbuckle into a moonsault that collided with Garino.
"One, Two, and Garino, 'The Don', gets the shoulder up," CM Pony spoke up, watching carefully at the performance. "So... even though I was a human, I could still technically wrestle as a pony, right?"
Luna looked over CM Pony in shock, "HUMAN?!"
CM Pony looked over at Luna's dropped jaw, "You make it seem like being a human is a bad thing. Believe me, it isn't. You get these things called fingers and toes..."
Blaze hoisted Garino to the top rope, letting his rear hooves just hang enough so it would keep him up as he wrapped his left forehoof around his head and dropped it to the ground. When he got up, he pumped a hoof into the air and gave a smile to the crowd before stepping over Garino's back and pulling up the rear hooves up into a high-angle Boston Crab, otherwise known as...
"The Walls of Jericho?! How does that pony even know how to make that move?" CM Pony questioned, nearly getting up from his seat in his upset state.
The referee leaned down and waited to see if Garino would tap out, watching him carefully. Garino got off of his stomach and on his back with extreme difficulty and with his remaining strength, pulled up and bit into Blaze's forehead. The referee began to make his five count before Garino pulled back and headbutt Blaze onto his back as the two of them laid on the mat.
"As the referee begins the ten count, you have to say that so far, both wrestlers look worse for wear," Luna said, still occasionally giving unsure glances at CM Pony's direction.
Both wrestlers got up and Garino started hitting a few jabs at Blaze before spinning his body into a Roundhouse Buck that made Blaze fall down to the mat. Garino made his way to a turnbuckle and jumped into a moonsault that just barely missed Blaze. Garino gripped his abs in pain as Blaze waited for him to get up.
Blaze pulled Garino up in a suplex and held him in the air for a few moments before bringing Garino forward and dropping him in a DDT-style manner.
"Blaze hits Judgement, he goes for the cover, one, two, and GARINO HATH KICKED OUT!" Luna yelled out, making CM Pony cringe.
Blaze in his shock sat on the ring floor for a moment. He was sure that the match was supposed to end with that... In desperation, he pulled Garino up and Irish Whipped him into the ropes.
Garino, in a burst of speed, hit a large clothesline that made Blaze fold in half before he landed on his back. In the rebound on the rope, Garino then tucked down,rolled forward, and jumped up, landing on his back on top of Blaze. Hooking the leg, the referee counted the 1, 2, 3.
"Here is your winner, 'The Don' Garino!" The ring announcer pronounced as the referee held the hoof up for the orange pony.
"And with The Sweep, Garino picks up the victory," Luna commented, seeing Garino begin to trot back with a confident stride. He was so pleased that he was able to win something and not get excessively abused from it.
Garino kept walking, regardless of the entrance music that played and was met with an orange pegasus that jumped up and performed a Lou Thez Press before punching the chest of Garino.
Garino started choking as he felt his heart and lungs stop for a brief moment before they started working again and his entire body seized up from pain.
Getting up, the upset pegasus flared his wings as he trot to the ring. He looked extremely angry as he pulled out a steel chair and grabbed a microphone as Blaze was slowly getting up. When the chair-wielding pegasus came back into the ring, he waited for a moment as he dropped the chair away from him before sweeping one of his rear hooves underneath the standing pegasus, letting him fall on his back before hopping up and jamming an elbow into his chest as well.
"My goodness! Such blatant violence, and there's not even a sanctioned match for it!" Luna gasped, only making CM Pony groan.
After setting the chair in the middle of the ring, the attacker sat down and kept his sour expression as he held the microphone up. "I'm not playing this game, Discord. I'm not going to stay in this universe and be part of this thing you're trying to do," he huffed.
"Pardon me, princess. I'm sensing this guy has some answers," CM Pony spoke as he got up from his chair and got a microphone as well. "Hey, buddy, I've got a few questions for you."
The orange pegasus looked over at the grey pony and his eyes went wide before he shut them. "Please, don't."
CM Pony stepped in the ring and looked at the orange pegasus that seemed to be shaking slightly. "For one, who are you? Two, who is this Discord guy? And three, what 'thing' are you talking about?"
The pegasus got up and looked at CM Pony in the eye, a tired and slightly irritated expression on his face. "My name is Quentin Clemens, better known throughout the multiple places I've been slingshot across dimensions as Quick Fix. Discord is the only draconequus in existance, and he's the individual in particular that puts myself and a group of ponies in constant danger, just because it's funny."
CM Pony watched as Quick Fix floated above him and then out of the ring to the entrance ramp. "And what this is... it's a takeover of sorts..."
CM Pony looked out at Quick Fix and started laughing, "Oh, I'm sorry. I must've heard something hilarious in that statement. Can- Can you run by that last part again?"
Quick Fix started shaking again and put the microphone to his lips, "Something bad is going to happen, and I think I know what it is."
Celestia came out and with anger, stared down the pegasus she towered over. She had something with her underneath one of her wings, a briefcase. She looked towards the ring and flew right into it, bypassing the ramp entirely. She entered the ring and set the briefcase down and opened it before getting her own microphone.
"Attention, everypony. I have news of a certain guest that has informed me of why we are seeing a sudden influx of wrestlers," Celestia did her best not to show her frustration, but even the audience could tell that she was really heated about something. "I have been told that, thanks to a slight error on the part of myself when I created PPF, we've been letting in random wrestlers from other dimensions in here. This was not my intent, as I only wanted wrestlers from this Earth, not any others. Because of this, the guest in question has informed me that in order for him to get enough power to fix the problem and send everypony back, we need to get a rather large audience to watch and cheer for the show."
Celestia pulled from the briefcase a set of papers, "This is all of the legal documents for us to have our first major show, My Little PPF. It will have more major events, more wrestlers, and most importantly, it will give us access to the Lamb Ewe stadium at Green Hay, hopefully to get enough ponies to fill its entirety and get the most power directed from it to resolve the issue."
"Yeah, that'll help," CM Pony sarcastically added. "I know what else you could do, you could stare into the camera and say, 'If you believe in PPF, clop your hooves'!"
"You may never know, Pony," Quick Fix interrupted. "If there has been a common law that I've seen from doing these things is that with different dimensions come different rules. Until we get there, I say we perform our best and hold out until then, sound reasonable?"
Celestia nodded her head to Quick Fix and looked down at CM Pony before a smile spread on her face. "I know the perfect main event for My Little PPF. Let's have a six-on-six-on-six tag match, PPF versus WWE versus your little gang that Discord has told me about."
Quick Fix bashed his head once into the metal support beam, it was clear he didn't want a part in this, period. "WHY NOT? I say, I don't want to take part in it, and it just happens anyway!" Quick Fix put the microphone down as he began yelling and cursing, thankfully not loud enough so the cameras could hear him.
"I'm game," CM Pony nonchalantly responded. "I'm just not sure how the rest of the guys are going to react."
Celestia held her grin, "It's settled then. Let's have fun while doing this before then though, okay?"
CM Pony stepped out of the ring and up the ramp. If this was the only way back, then he was sure to enjoy whatever ride would come of it.
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