Power Pony Federation

by Quick Fix

The Ultimate WarPinkie vs. 'Triple X' Fluttershy

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Scootaloo continued to be carried by Applebloom and Sweetie Belle as they entered Rarity's General Manager office. Rarity had been watching the proceedings and had a scowl on her face over the previous match.

"Rarity!" Sweetie Belle yelled out, hoping to get her sister's attention. "That stupid alicorn hurt Scootaloo badly! How can you hire a pony like that?"

Rarity pulled a hoof over her face, trying to mask her frustrations as a false smile replaced the bitterness she felt against Phoenix Dawn.

"Sweetie, dear, this is a wrestling company! You can't expect to get in a match and not expect some form of potential injury or pain. Phoenix was following the rules and had not been doing anything wrong according to the rule book." Rarity's explanation ended and Sweetie Belle's face scrunched up in confusion.

"There's a rule book in wrestling?" She asked.

"Ah wanna read that book! There has to be somethin' about not stompin' on little ponies when they're outta the ring." Applebloom huffed, wanting to get a word in.

"Sorry! No reading today! We still have a few more matches to go and then we'll discuss further into this matter." Rarity spoke, shooing the three friends out. As she did, Phoenix stepped in, a smile on his face.

"Good know that pony knows rules. Pony also know I beat little pony! I beat her, I beat others, I win belt, show other ponies stupid they are!" Phoenix spoke out, his broken Equestrian grating on Rarity's ears and already short nerve.

Rarity looked back at the Pegasi Championship bracket and gave a slight smile. "If you're so confident in your victory, then I'm sure you won't see 'Triple X' in her match then?"

The sound of growling and huffing came by Rarity's door as she looked to see The Ultimate WarPinkie in her facepaint and tassels.

"YOU! THE ONE FROM PORT OF RICO!" Pinkie screamed before going in a softer but still threatening tone. "As you travel down the pathway of the dark ones, the ones that go against my gods and kin... DO YOU FEEL FEAR? AS YOU STARE INTO YOUR FUTURE? Or do you not look at it? Fearing that your pathway will be blocked by forces unknown?"

Phoenix went to speak but WarPinkie slapped him in the face, "THEN LET ME TELL YOU OF THESE FORCES! THESE FORCES THAT FACE YOU! ARE NOT NORMAL! Not of this world... not of this place... These powers that now stand before you on your pathway will SHOVE! YOU DOWN ANOTHER PATH! Another path that only the brave and stupid go."

WarPinkie looked down to her hooves and spun for a moment. "When you go down that path, you will meet the place... the place of your destruction... the place, known as, Parts Unknown."

With a loud SKRONK, WarPinkie went off, leaving Phoenix Dawn confused as to what he experienced. Phoenix started to turn back to Rarity when 'Triple X' came in, with 'The Heartbreak Bunny' Angel on her back.

"Look at this, Angel, a fillybeater." Fluttershy started, malice in her voice. "No, no! Don't explain your actions to me! I can barely stand looking at you, let alone hear your Celestia awful Equestrian. Where'd you go to school to learn Equestrian? WAIT! I know the answer to that as well! You were so bullheaded that any pony believed you needed to go to school with the Minotaurs."

Angel moved up on Fluttershy's head and whispered something in her ear. As she chuckled, she moved into Phoenix's face.

"Make no mistake, Dawn. Once I tame Ditzy with the Tamer in the tournament next week, then I'm going to do the same thing that you did to Scootaloo. Only then will I tame you and maybe then teach you how to not only SPEAK correctly, but also teach you some manners."

Phoenix Dawn huffed in frustration and pushed past 'Triple X' and a passing Black Soul.

"HAY WATCH WHAR YOU GOING!" Black Soul screamed, his own broken Equestrian mixing with his loud screams.

Fluttershy gave a little nod to Rarity before the camera faded out to the audience.

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"Ladies and Gentlecolts, this match is scheduled for one-" The ring announcer started before he got halted by a sprinting Ultimate WarPinkie that ran down the ramp and up into the ropes, screaming as she shook them and entering the ring. She bounced off the ropes a few times and again stopped to shake the ropes; raising her hoofs up and down to the heavens.

"Woah! Pure firecracker in The Ultimate WarPinkie!" Celestia spoke out, excitement easily transferred into her from WarPinkie's presence.

"Fluttershy is going to have a problem with WarPinkie, and we're going to see the match-up, right after this!"

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"The excitement doesn't end at the beginning of the week, it ends on Saturday Night! The Pegasi Championship tournament continues on Saturday Night's Main Event! Quick Fix versus Jinx 'Green Fire', Derpy Hooves versus 'Triple X', Kane versus John C. Neigh, and all of your favorite wrestlers duke it out to move into the second round!"

"Saturday Night's Main Event, starting next Saturday at 9:00 PM, check your local listings."

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"Welcome back to the action," Luna started, still watching WarPinkie slowly press the air with her hooves as she waited. "WarPinkie has been waiting for 'Triple X' for some time; we're wondering where she is as well.

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'Triple X' and 'The Heartbreak Bunny' came out to the entrance ramp, both wearing black shirts with a green 'X' on it's front.

"And her opponent! From the edge of the Everfree Forest! Weighing in at 200 pounds, at a height of 10 1/8ths apples! Being accompanied to the ring by 'The Heartbreak Bunny' Angel, 'Triple X'!"

Both Angel and Fluttershy entered the ring, ignoring WarPinkie as she stood on a turnbuckle. Angel gave his leaned pose as Fluttershy threw back both her hooves behind her as she roared.

The Ultimate WarPinkie came down from the turnbuckle when Angel left the ring.

"Bell rings as both wrestlers go for the test of strength," Luna spoke.

WarPinkie and Fluttershy clacked hooves together as they pushed for who was going to be stronger. With a large shove, WarPinkie tossed Fluttershy across the ring and roared out. Fluttershy looked up at WarPinkie as she beat her chest in victory.

"WarPinkie, no doubt, has the strength advantage. If Triple X needs to win this match, she's going to need to have WarPinkie tire out before going in," Celestia advised, a little calmer than she was after the Pegesi debacle.

"Both wrestlers locking up, and AGAIN, Triple X is thrown, this time out of the ring," Luna announced.

Angel came up to Triple X and helped her up. Both wrestlers stood as WarPinkie started running in place and bouncing off the opposing ropes.

"WarPinkie, OVER THE TOP," Celestia spoke in shock as WarPinkie shot over the ropes and landed on both Triple X and Angel.

"All three wrestlers down on the mat as the referee starts the ten count," Luna stated matter-of-factually. "I must ask, sister, when are you revealing the other tournament brackets for the titles?"

"I'll be doing it during Saturday Night's Main Event, and I've been arranging for a few surprise entrants," Celestia answered, keeping an eye on the ref as he got to four.

WarPinkie and Triple X had gotten up, WarPinkie rolling Triple X into the ring as she got to the ropes.

Triple X waited by the opposite ropes, getting her breath back as WarPinkie came charging to her. Using some quick wit, Triple X ducked down and then lifted WarPinkie over the ropes. WarPinkie didn't land on the floor, but stayed on the ring apron as Triple X gave a small taunting jeer, thinking she could get some time to rest.

"Triple X turns and gets a face full of hoof from WarPinkie," Celestia mentioned as WarPinkie made her way back into the ring. "Angel is looking worried outside, so far the match has been fully in WarPinkie's territory."

"Knowing this, you can know that if Triple X can get WarPinkie off her hooves, then that momentum can be shifted to her," Luna added.

Triple X wiped her mouth and saw WarPinkie charging at her again. With a jump into the air, Triple X hit a missile dropkick on WarPinkie, stopping her run and tumbling back a few steps. Triple X got up and stared down the huffing WarPinkie. WarPinkie hit a few punches at Triple X until he was near the ropes and then ran into the opposite ropes and hit a clothesline into Triple X, making Triple X tie into the ropes.

"Triple X is caught in the ropes and referee is attempting to stop WarPinkie from hammering on her," Celestia said as Angel Bunny got to the ropes and chittered at WarPinkie angrily.

"Referee is trying to get Angel off the apron, and it seems Triple X has gotten untangled," Luna noted as Triple X tapped WarPinkie's back. As WarPinkie turned, Triple X gave a quick bop on the nose and whipped WarPinkie across the ring.

"WarPinkie off the ropes, Triple X, HITS HER WITH A SPINEBUSTER!" Celestia yelled out as Triple X got up and roared out. "Advantage has been turned to Triple X, seems she's readying WarPinkie for the Tamer."

Triple X waited for WarPinkie to turn and managed to get a suplex lock on, but was blocked by a leg from WarPinkie.

"WarPinkie blocks the lift," Luna said as WarPinkie picked up Triple X and lifted her up, standing on two legs as Triple X shook her head and pleading not to fall. "WarPinkie with the Military Press and drops Triple X on the mat!"

WarPinkie gave a small bit of of a standing run before bouncing off the ropes and jumping up to land a body splash on Triple X's back.

"WarPinkie gets the splash!" Celestia cheered. "Rolls Triple X over! One! Two! And-! Wait a moment," Celestia watched as Pheonix Dawn started going down to the ring area and pointing at WarPinkie who had gotten up from the pin and started growling and howling at him. "Pheonix Dawn, after the match with Scootaloo, what's he doing out here? He's taunting WarPinkie, and WAIT! Triple X has a Roll Up! One! Two! JUST KICKS OUT!"

Pheonix Dawn continued to the ring as he distracted the referee. The referee went outside the ring and the two stallions began talking. The referee kept pointing to the back, telling Pheonix to leave the area. Pheonix gave a shrug and then did a horrifying clothesline to the referee on the floor.

"Pheonix knocked out the referee!" Luna yelled out, the sound of her microphone being taken off very noticeably.

As Pheonix taunted at WarPinkie who still kept motioning him to come to the ring, Luna had jumped onto the audience apron and soared into Pheonix with a tackle.

"Luna! Luna is unloading on Pheonix! She's not wanting Pheonix to get away with this one either! I've got to stop them!" Celestia yelled, throwing her own headset away and forcing Luna back.

The two sisters bickered at each other as Pheonix slipped away. Luna slapped Celestia and began walking away. The audience didn't know how to react as the match hadn't been declared as finished or not. Triple X and WarPinkie seemed to shrug and waited for some announcement.

After some time, Celestia moved a hoof through her hair and went to the ring bell area, yelling for a microphone.

"Get out of my ring!" Celestia yelled out, shocking both wrestlers. "Get out! Or I'll fire you! I'll make your lives an everlasting HELL!"

The audience went into shock seeing the Princess of the Sun, a ruler of peace and diplomacy screaming at her wrestlers.

Triple X, Angel, and WarPinkie got out of the ring, and began heading to the back, looks of unease on both there faces.

"You don't get what has been happening so far!" Celestia screamed. "Dimensions COLLAPSING on themselves, Constant interruptions of wrestlers that aren't FROM this world! And now! NOW! My sister has the complete NERVE to slap me in the face!"

Celestia looked out to the audience and glowered at them. "For what reason? For what reason, do you ask? I'll tell you why, IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU! EACH. AND EVERY. DAMN. ONE OF YOU!"

The audience began to boo as Celestia stamped a hoof in the ring. "Let's make this CLEAR! NO MORE INTERRUPTIONS! NO MORE DISTRACTIONS! If any of you wrestlers in the back DARE to come out here in the middle of a match AGAIN, I will not hesitate to send you FAR BEYOND THE MOON AND INTO SPACE ITSELF!"

Celestia finally finished her rant and left the microphone in the ring as she angrily ranted out to herself to the back.

The audience began murmuring as the show seemed to reach a dead end before the main event.

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Discord came out with a claw on his mouth, feigning shock as he strut down to the ring.

"Look at that! Little princess got her crown riding up making her cranky!" Discord laughed, making the audience boo his nonchalant attitude to seeing their ruler upset. Discord continued to laugh for a moment before he put on a serious face. "Celestia needs to take a break, and all of you want a show! SO! Ladies and Gentlecolts, considering that Luna and Celestia have left the announcers table, let me introduce to you! The deadly duo! The sassy sisters! Limonade and Min Tea!"

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Min Tea came out, a look of uninterest as she scanned the arena. Limonade almost flew out of the curtains as she tried to get the crowd to become excited. Both sisters passed Discord and gave slight nods to them as they split on both sides of the ring and met back at the announce table. Before Limonade put on her headset, she stood with one hoof on the chair and the other on the announce table, still riling up the crowd.

"Get down, you're acting like a child," Min Tea groaned.

Limonade finally set down, a big smile on her face. "I can't help it! Here we are, surrounded by hundreds of ponies, millions watching at home, how can you not feel MEGA PUMPED to come out and have your voice heard?"

Min Tea gave an annoyed huff and turned her attention to the camerapony that was going up to them. "Welcome everypony, if you're just tuning in, Celestia and Luna have gone to the back because of some personal matters. Until she or her sister comes back, you've got The Sweet & Sour Sisters to commentate for a few more matches tonight."

Limonade nodded her head, "We're running on the home stretch, Reign D. Orton has issued an open challenge, his match will come next."

"Our compatriot, Radiant Radar is preparing for his match against Jinx 'Green Fire'," Min Tea added. "We know that Radiant is capable in his magic, but the question is if he can match against Jinx's own."

"Finally, The main event! Apple versus Dash! The A-MARE-ican versus The Dashing One, who's going to come out on top?" Min Tea yelled out.

"All of this is coming soon, and we're going to get to it after a word from our sponsors!"

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