Author's Note

I know my grammar can be can of rough. I have editor now for this reason. I will be posting non-edited copies of chapters and he will be fixing them for me.

Chapter 1: A New World

You are Anonymous

, and boy has it been one hell of a week. The kind of week that would make any normal man jump off a cliff. Thank god you’re afraid of both heights and dying. If it wasn’t for that saving grace you would have ran for the nearest tall structure when you first arrived in this colourful world.

The first two pastel coloured ponies you met here went by the names Twilight Sparkle and Starlight Glimmer, though you just call then Twilight and Starlight. This to you sounded like they were sisters but surprisingly they were not. You remembered it all like it was yesterday, a crisp cold December. You were just walking home from the store when a blinding flash of light blinded you. The next think you knew you were on a cold crystal floor with your whole body feeling like it had just been hit by truck…going seventy miles per hour.

You awoke to the sound of two female voices arguing if they should blast you to Tartarus or not. They thought you were some kind of monster. You were also a little freaked out when you suddenly saw strangely coloured pastel ponies talking to you. At first you thought someone had messed with the ice slushy you got from corner store or you were having the weirdest dream in existence. However, you soon came to realize this was not the case.

After a bit of tense conversion and ALMOST getting blow to piece by an itch trigger horned Starlight. You were able to explain what you were to them. They never heard of human before. They then explained who they were and what they were. Basically they were magical ponies who could do magic. They had been doing said magic on a magical map that came from a magical crystal castle. The same magical crystal castle you were currently standing in.

You all pieced together that the map had somehow opened a portal to your world. The magic they used then dragged you through it. That was indeed a week ago. During that time Twilight allowed you stay in her castle and helped you get settled in while they tried to figure out how to send you back. Starlight didn’t have high hopes.

But, you didn’t blame her for that given throughout the whole week they didn’t have any breakthroughs. Magic was weird sometimes as they explained it to you. All they were trying to do with the map was see what would happen if poured their magic into it. Twilight guessed that even if they could recreate what happened that didn’t mean the portal that opened up would lead back to your world it could open up to “Celestia knows where.” As Sparkle put it.

That is actually why you were here today in the place they called Canterlot. You were meeting the two rulers of this land. Which you should be more nervous about but, the guards around the castle giving you death glares as you entered with Twilight were your main focus at the moment. She had failed to state she was princess as well. The princess of friendship which when you try to say that almost made you vomit from how…candy coated it sounded.

Apparently this Celestia was Twilight’s teacher and Luna was her sister both of them were these things called ‘alicorns’ just like Twilight, which was rare thing in their world apparently. You didn’t understand it all but, if it helped you get back to your homeland that served food that was not FUCKING oats or hay you gladly try anything. You’ve been living off baked goods and muffins for the last week. The madness was beginning to take you deeper and deeper into an oaty, muffin hell.

The castle was nice enough but, man did it feel like you walking forward down never-ending hallways. It didn’t help that Twilight and Starlight were off in their own little world talking about ideas of different worlds and the possibility exploring them. You didn’t really care for it; the sound of your stomach hating you for living off sweets and bran muffins was too loud. What you wouldn’t do for any form of meat right now… no seriously there isn’t much.

The path finally stopped at two large marble doors with two guards dressed in same immaculate golden armour as the rest of them. Their eyes darted to you with the same look of fear and mistrust that most of the ponies had been giving you since you got here. One of Twilight’s friends who went by the name of Rainbow Dash bluntly pointed out that you looked like a deformed Minotaur who had not eaten anything in few weeks. Which just did wonders for your self-confidence. Which was already shit to begin with.

You shrugged off the looks as the doors were opened. You were greeted by a large throne room and a small staircase that lead up to the two thrones. Two beings stood in front of those thrones. One was closer to the sides of horse then the other. She was pure white with a rainbow mane. Her butt tattoo as you lovingly called it was in the shape of sun. You were guessing this was Celestia from what Twilight told you. You also had a painful memory of beating off Twilight and Starlight with a rolled up newspaper when they tried to peek into your pants to see if humans had what they called a “Cutie Mark.” Which you FIRMLY told them you didn’t have one.

Beside her you guessed was her sister Luna. Which her whole body looked like that of evening sky even her mane looked like it had stars in it. You had a thought cross your mind that these beings were…beautiful but, you shook that strange thought of your mind quickly.

“Greetings Anonymous. It is pleasure to meet you.” Celestia stated to you. Her voice was like silk to your ears. She had bit of grace about her. It really made you feel like you were in presence of royalty. It also made you realize that your appearance was pretty half-assed, granted this how you normally looked but, still.

“Fare thee met. Sir Anonymous.” Luna stated greeting you as well. You were a bit surprised by how she spoke but, you just kind of went with it. You were not about to piss off royalty.

“…Um…you can just call me Anon.” You stated to them both trying not to make eye contact. Twilight giggled sensing the bit of discomfort coming from you.

“Thank you for seeing us.” Twilight said to them both with small bow. Starlight following suit with you almost tripping over yourself to bow as well.

Celestia seemed to be a bit amused by that as she chuckled a bit. “Well how could we not. It was my former student that caused this…hiccup.” She stated make jab at Twilight. Twilight blushed a bit looking away from Celestia’s gaze. Celestia looked over at you with warm smile. “You must be tired from long trip up to Canterlot. The guards will take you to your room we will discuss what can be done tomorrow.” She stated to you.

You simply agreed to this. It was not like you could really help much with this. You didn’t know how magic worked nor could you do magic. Which kind of sucked, getting teleported to magical world without gaining any form of special skills was kind of crappy. All of those animes you watched on Earth had finally paid off. You knew that was going to happen someday but, you didn’t think it would be like this. Without any cool ass powers.

You turned around to be greeted by those same glares from before. You let out a deep sigh as you pick up the small bag of things you had with you. Which was basically just what you were wearing and pair of PJ’s that were custom made by a friend of Twilight’s. That was embarrassing day for you. You had to strip down to your boxer’s for a certain purple maned pony who took her sweet time measuring you for the clothing.

You were led down another long set of hallways the two guards that were leading you kept themselves close. Close enough to make you feel uncomfortable. But, after a week of this kind of treatment you had kind of gotten used to this. None of the ponies other than Twilight and her friends seem to trust you all that much. You couldn’t really blame given you nearly twice their height. It was still a little upsetting for you. But, maybe you were just a little too sensitive.

You were led to a somewhat larger door than normal. The guards informed you that this was room. You opened the door as the guards slowly backing away keeping their eyes on you as entered room. Scanning the area you had just entered. The room was actually pretty nice, not that room Twilight put you in was bad but, the room was made for a pony size being. That is when your jaw dropped open seeing it. You almost began to weep openly.

It was bed, not just any bed. A bed that was long enough for your legs. You ran to it, face planting into it snuggling the sheets wanting to cry. You never knew how much you had missed a full sized bed up until this point. You also didn’t realize how tired you actually were as you pulled yourself onto the bed collapsing against it as your head hit the mattress.

You awoke to knocking at the door, springing up quickly from the bed shaking the warmth and sleepiness from yourself. You looked towards the window in the room seeing the sun was beginning to set. You were shocked it had been well since you had been able to sleep that long even in your old world. The knocking broke your train of thought as you walked over to the door. Opening it you greeted by the sight of the same white mare as before.

It was Celestia to your surprise. She greeted you with warm smile. “Hello. Anon I hope I didn’t wake you.” She said.

You rubbed the back of your head slightly. “You did but, I didn’t mean to pass out.” You explained.

She giggled a bit. “I wanted to show you around the castle if you don’t mind.”

Again you kind of shocked there was no one else with her and she was like…the queen or something right. It was odd to you she could have just sent a guard to do this. You shrugged it off thinking she was just trying to be nice to guest to her realm. You closed the door behind as you walked out to the hall with her. “Sure sounds nice. But, where is everyone else?”

“Well Twilight and Starlight wanted to start working in the library to find a way back for you. As for my sister she is preparing the night sky. Now then let me show my favourite part of the castle.” She said excitedly.

This was odd for you. You were thinking about it as you walked. This was one of THE most powerful beings in this world according to Twilight and Starlight, and she was acting….oddly friendly. It is not that you were against it but, you didn’t sense the normal fear or doubt that most ponies usually gave you. It wasn’t a bad thing it just kind of threw you off. You thought the leader of this kingdom would be most untrusting of you.

She lead up a number of stairs which you became quite winded walking up all of them. She offered to fly you up but, your pride wouldn’t allow such an action even if said pride was smaller than a flea. You were panting heavily as you finally got to the top of the castle. After you finished wheezing to death you looked upward seeing the sea of colours before you.

It was the setting sun becoming the evening sky. In your world you would never be able to see the sky so clearly. It was truly beautiful. You looked over to the mare beside you the wind flowing through her rainbow mane as she stared out with you. A hoof slightly brushing the hair away from her face. For a moment your mind drifted to odd place but, you quickly snapped yourself out of it. She peeked over catching you staring at her.

“Something wrong Anon?” She asked.

“Nah I am just still shaking off that climb is all… it really is beautiful up here.” You stated.

“It is….when my sister and I work together we always seem to make something….amazing.” She stated in happy tone. “That’s all thanks to Twilight she able to bring my sister back from the edge.” She stated almost in sad tone that she couldn’t do it herself.

“Well…I am sure you tried your best and…not to speak out of turn here but, everyone needs help from time to time.” You said to her.

She tilted her head to you and chuckled a bit. She was going to reply when suddenly your stomach began to rumble making a loud noise equal to that of bear roaring. You awkwardly looked away from her feeling it rude to have your stomach growl at a sun goddess. She just laughed a bit this time. A hard laugh that you felt she almost needed.

Her horn began to glow a bright golden colour as you were lifted off the ground by a magical aura. “Let’s get you something to eat and before protest, you were the one that said some ponies need help from time to time so no lip please.” She stated a bit of sass in her tone as you simply accepted your fate of being carried down the steps. You were actually kind of used to this whole magical lifting thing as both Starlight and Twilight had done this to you a few times at this point.

She carried you all the way to the kitchen door frame. She would drop you on your feet in front of it. You took in the area around you. It was massive area in your opinion this was something you would see in like five star restaurant. You had almost forgotten the pony you were with was basically a queen.

She walked over to large fridge in the corner of the kitchen. You then remembered the horror that was food for ponies. You thought about running away escaping to your room but, being rude to female offering you food was basically against your moral code. If you did it your mother would probably fade into this reality and slap you across the face. Even if that sounded like it could never happen. You couldn’t take the risk. Enough weird shit had happen in your life.

You watched as she went through the fridge making something as your eye drifted downward to her bottom that was currently wiggling as she did this. You quickly looked away from that wondering why your face was feeling warm all of sudden as you shook whatever strange thoughts that were trying enter your mind. She whipped around with two plates hovering in the air. She tilted her head a bit at you. “Are you feeling well Anon? Your face is flushed. “

You quickly waved your hands in the air dismissively. “I am fine just…ya know still kind of winded from before.” You replied quickly hoping the lie was enough.

She giggled. “Sound like you need to work on your…endurance.” She said with a wink.

Was that an innuendo? That question plagued your mind as a plate and fork was pushed towards your face. What was on the plate was a sea of greens and reds. More vegetation, Oh joy. You weren’t much of veggie eater back home but, coming to this world you had to adapt quickly. How you wished this salad would magical transform into a cheese burger. You closed your eyes for a second and opened them again seeing the wish had not come true. You let out small sigh grabbing the fork. Celestia tilted her head a bit munching on some of her salad.

You slowly got a fork full of greens and raise it to you mouth. You open wide and put the fork inside your mouth bracing for the impacted. But, there was no such impact. It tasted…good. You looked up at her tears swelling up in your eyes as you quickly devoured the salad in front of you. You have no idea what she put on it but, it tasted wonderful.

Celestia blinked rapidly at the action. “…We have more if you’d like.” She stated.

“PLEASE.” You very much demanded.

She giggled fixing a few more plates. After she ate her food and you ate FOUR PLATE FULLS. You rubbed your stomach contently. “I will make sure Twilight gets this recipe for you. Well I have one more place to show you if you are up for it. The garden is lovely at night.” She explained.

“Sure. This has been great so far.” You said happily just feeling wonderful from finally eating something that didn’t taste like hay.

You both walked out of kitchen as the dishes were levitated over the sink. You could never get over how convenient magic was. It really was something straight out of fantasy novel…then you remembered you were still pissed that you couldn’t do it even in this world.

Celestia led you down another few hallways. You swore this place was just a lot of marble hallways and red carpets all smashed together. “It’s just down this set of stairs.” She uttered softly.

You weren’t gonna be carried again, you quickly got in front of her racing by. She giggled at your actions as she started to head down with you. When you heard her gasp loudly. You were half way down the stairs when you heard it. You quickly turned to see what was going on.

Even the most powerful beings could be taking by surprise it turned out. She had tripped on a bump in the carpet. She was falling forward towards you. You did the only thing you thought you should do in this moment. You opened your arms trying to catch her. She smashed into your body pretty roughly. She was heavier than you thought she was. Maybe she shouldn’t have eaten that salad.

You both fell to the halfway point on the staircase, the back of your head smashed into the stairs which caused a mild bit of pain. You blinked awake staring up at Celestia who was still recovering from the fall herself. Your right hand was placed on the bottom of her neck; you felt the softness of her coat against your hands. She was warm to the touch. Your other hand was a bigger problem.

In that moment you remembered something you had repressed up until this point. Ponies were mostly naked… like all the time. It took A few days to get used to this fact; you had seen their tails sometimes move out of the way showing off…their private regions, areas that you didn’t want to think about. This fact was important in this moment because your left hand was currently gripping onto the underside of her flank. You could feel a warm liquid touching against some of your fingers.

Whelp you were pretty sure this how you were gonna die. You knew she was going to freak out call her guards and then the ponies of Canterlot were going to draw and quarter you in the streets. You had a good run up until this point. You quickly moved your hand away as she looked at you with a blush on her face.

She got out from atop of you as you sat up not making any sudden movements waiting for her to scream out for the guards. She didn’t scream. She simply looked you over making sure you weren’t seriously hurt from the fall, the whole time not making eye contact with you as she cleared her throat. “I…I think that’s enough for today. You can see the gardens tomorrow. We both should both get some rest.” She stated the blush still invading her face as she quickly just went down stairs almost like she was running away from you.

You sat there for minute thinking about what just happened as you got up and bolted for your room remembering the way back as if your life depended on it. In your mind it kind of did. You dashed into your room diving behind the bed peeking over it slightly watching the door, waiting for either Twilight to break it open or the guards in fury of what you had done to their pure princess.

After a few minutes passed nothing happened you let out sigh of relief thinking you had avoided death. Maybe it was just as embarrassing for her as well. You both could just do the awkward thing of not talking about it. You lay back in the bed looking up at the ceiling of the room. Your first day here and you somehow made a mess of things. You guessed something’s never change no matter what world you were in.

You lifted up your left hand and did something unthinkable…you took smell of it. The smell was faint but, it was still there. It smelled sweet. You shook your head…why did you do that? You let out sigh as you drifted back into slumber.