Not long after the Canterlot Music Festival, the new theme park Equestria Land is poised to go. Being the new big attraction in the area, it's attracted a lot of guests.

Because of course, in a theme park that's just opened, with seven themed lands, 9 big coasters, a log flume, and untold numbers of smaller flat rides (including a haunted castle), nothing can possibly go wrong.

Can it?

Rollercoaster of Friendship if it was written by a theme park nerd.