You and Bacon Sizzle have been friends pretty much since high school, especially since he seemed to be the only one who didn't judge you for having hands (except for this one weird green unicorn, but she's not important). The two of you hang out all the time, and this time, he invites you over to his place so that the two of you can have a sleepover, but almost as soon as it gets started, his boss calls him into work at the last second.

He can't leave his kid sister all alone, though, and he doesn't want to ruin the sleepover. Then, he comes up with the perfect idea: why not just have you watch his little sister until he gets back? It seems simple enough. You've never babysat before, but she seems like a good kid. She'll probably just watch cartoons all night anyway... right? Why is she winking at you?

Featured on July 1st, 2019!