Great, I'm in Equestra! Why am I here? Because the author Minaren decided he wanted to have a funny story set in a borderline porn movie equestria. Problem is that his self insert Minaren is loyal to his beloved NotJohnHarker and of course she did not get pulled in too. That Self Insert would be me. Also why am I in the form of the one character all of my readers hated. What. The. Hell.

However my bastard author made one mistake, he recreated my grimoire. Inside is all the secret pranking knowledge I have ever acquired. All the technical plans. All the Chemical formulas. All the strategies. He wants to take my NotJohnHarker from me? This Means War.