Equestria's UnOrdinary

by Shadic Midnight Blitzer

Spike

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Spike

I woke up with a figure yelling at me as it hit me with a ruler.

"INTRUDER!"

I Instantly fell onto the floor as the figure continued to assault me. I aimed and fired a Explosion Spear, causing him to quit his rampage.

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!" I yelled. The figure picked himself up and I realized that he was a dragon.

An anthro dragon to be exact.

The dragon seemed to enjoy relatively young, maybe around 10 years, 13 at Max give or take. He wore a black sweater that covered from his neck down to his legs. He pointed at me with his ruler only to realize that it was broken. He showed his fists and got into a boxer position.

"I know how to fight!" He said. I rolled my eyes and decided to play along

"Then come and get me." I said, smiling. The dragon kid leaped at me and extended his arms. The only thing I had to do was to down-strike on his neck, which effectively stopped him. He slowly got up.

"I can breath fire!" The dragon said as he roared, forming a green fire. I smiled as I placed up my barrier. It effectively did nothing to me but since the dragon was fire-proof, it also did nothing to him. I frowned at him. I heard some rapid steps coming from the other room where Twilight was and then she entered my room where she saw me and Spike.

"Spike! Explain yourself!" Twilight yelled, surprising me that she hadn't gone over to me to yell at me. The dragon kid stammered knowing that he was in trouble.

"I found this intruder so I was beating him up until he woke up and countered back!" Spike said. Twilight frowned.

"Well shouldn't he have to be snooping around then?" Twilight asked. Spike said nothing. "He's our guest!" Twilight yelled. "Don't you realize that this is the guest room?!"

"Oh..." Was his only reply. I chuckled but then Twilight came up to me next.

"You didn't hurt him did you?!" Twilight said. I did a nervous laugh because you never want Twilight to get mad at you.

"Apart from the karate chop on his neck, nope." I said. Before she went into a more angrier form I stopped her. "It was only to temporarily phase him." I said. Twilight looked at both of us.

"How about you two do a little friendship bond as a way to get to know each other better and to NOT try to kill each other accidentally next time." Twilight said. I shrugged

"Fine with me." I said. Spike began to go downstairs.

"Let me prepare the food." He said. I raised my eyebrow.

"So he cooks?" I asked. Twilight nodded. "Doesn't that seem a bit too much on him?" I asked.

"Well he's more like an assistant but over time he placed on himself that load." Twilight said. I raised my eyebrow in disbelief. "Okay I may had done some things with that, but honestly he's happy about serving m- I mean helping me!" Twilight said doing and embarrassed laugh. I rolled my eyes.

"I'll help him cook." I said. Before Twilight could say something else I was already going downstairs. I saw Spike wearing that cooking clothes moms usually wear and I couldn't do anything but laugh a little. Spike rolled his eyes.

"Yeah yeah. Go ahead and laugh at me." Spike said. I shook my head and laughed as I came to his side.

"Hey let me help you." I said as I picked up a nearby box. "Sunnyside Eggs?" I said. Spike nodded.

"Yep. Also give me that pancake box." He said. I threw at him one thinking he'd catched it. Instead it hit him in the face and he fell off his stool.

"Ow...." Spike said as he rubbed his head. I came up to him.

"You okay?" I asked as I helped him get up and picked up the pancake flour. Spike scarcastically laughed.

"Oh course I am! It's not like every single day this happens!" Spike said, a bit frustrated. I sighed as I got to his level.

"Well at least you don't have to fear for your life, running away from powerful people who want to put you in your place by beating you up." I said. Spike looked at me in shock.

"You had that life before?!" He said. I nodded.

"Even though I have an incredible power, after a certain chain of events I'd rather like to forget, I decided to power myself to the lowest point in society, a cripple, a person with no ability. I actually convinced myself so well about being ability-less that I'd practically became a cripple. Unfortunately I didn't leave my attitude I had as King before in another pl-"

"You were a King?!" Spike said. I stopped him before he could begin bowing at me. Apparently there's only such thing as Princess or Prince in this world. Saying I was King meant I was above them all.

"No Spike. In each school there's a King and Queen which are decided based on their power. I was the King of my old school before moving into a new one where I played as the lowest because I choose to." I said.

"But why lower yourself into a position where you can get beaten up? Why do all of that?" Spike said as he made the pancakes. I sighed.

"Sometimes when a person who had been violent suddenly sees the damage he does, they begin to wish to either experience it as a way to pay them back, or to never get into that position where they had the power to do that violence ever again. I choose both of them." I said. My ears suddenly perked up as I sensed a nearby aura behind the door. I frowned. I suddenly had the most epic idea yet. I motioned Spike to come with me and we silently got to the door. I signalled him 3....2....1....

"SURPRISE!"

"Ah!"

*Oof*

When we opened the door I thought Twilight was out of the swinging range. Unfortunately the door opened the opposite way anyhow and Twilight was right in front of it, her ear pressed against it, so when it was opened she was sent tumbling. Both of us looked each other nervously.

"Run." I began to think.

"RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN!"

We began to instantly run right when Twilight began to send rays of magic towards us.

"YOU TWO ARE IN FOR A BEATING!" Twilight roared as she fired beam after beam.

"It's not our fault that you were spying on us and that you were in front of the door!" I yelled as we ran for our lives.

"Can't your use your ability?! Use that shield thing!" Spike yelled. I shook my head.

"No! That's no ordinary shield it's a reflective shield! It'll hurt Twilight and make her even more angrier!" I yelled.

"Then what now?!" Spike yelled.

"WE RUN!" I yelled as we ran from her in a attempt to save our lives.

Eventually....

"Well that was fun...." Spike commented later as we all ate. I nodded as I savoured the food.

"It kind of was. Sera was right. There's some type of thrill in these situations when you're running away for your life." I said. Twilight nodded.

"Well then I hope you two had some fun then cause now you'll be helping me place in order ALL the books that fell." Twilight said. Both of us sighed.

"Yes Twi/ Yes Master." Spike and I said. They all looked at me. We all went into a series of laughter at my comment. After washing the dishes me and Spike went to where all the books were and began to reorganize them.

"So this is what you do everyday?" I asked. Spike nodded.

"Yeah. You get used to it soon." Spike said as I threw him a book where he was. He nearly fell of the ladder for the hundreth time right now.

"Hm.... Is there any book about magic?" I asked. Spike nodded.

"There's plenty but honestly I don't know where it is right now. We'll get it after we finish this organization." Spike said before gasping. "Hey look! A comic!" Spike said as he threw me a comic. I rolled my eyes.

"Seriously? Bat-mane?" I said. "Your world really needs some help with not using puns." I said. Spike laughed.

"Well from it looks like...YOU come from a comic!"

"And your world looks like it came from a girls cartoon show!" I said. Both of us laughed together. Spike then asked me a question.

"Can you teach me?" He asked. I raised my eyebrow.

"In what?" I asked.

"Can you train me in hand to hand combat?" He asked. I smiled.

"Of course. So the most effective way to fight is by countering your enemy attacks like this...." I said as I began to teach him everything I knew about fighting. The young kid soon got the hang of it and soon I began to train him to fight in any situation.

"Blades of Wind!" I yelled as I crossed my arms and formed two dark blades. Spike slide below them and we caught each other in a punch, our fists connecting. He followed up with a spinning kick and I blocked with my other arm. The area around us was being demolished around us. Luckily it was an empty deserted place so nothing was being destroyed.

Twilight who was protected by her shield came to inspect us.

"How about we heat things up?!" Spike yelled as he blew upon me green flames. I dodges to and formed two fire balls and launched them at them. He was surprised when they began to blow up and he quickly jumped out of the way.

"Hey I've never shot fire from my hands!" Spike said. I powered down my aura.

"You'll soon be able to." I said, coming up to him.

"I will?" He asked. I nodded.

"Well if you train you can. Everything I do is just a amped version of the original one meaning that if one mastered their ability they could do what my amped ability did." I said. Twilight came up to me.

"You two fought really well. I think I would like to have you train Spike in self defense. Do you want to try John?" Twilight asked. I smiled.

"Fine with me." I said. Spike smiled.

"Thanks John! Now I might actually have a chance to prove myself to Rarity!" Spike said. Twilight laughed.

"Oh Spike...." Twilight said. All I thought at the moment was why and how Spike fell in love with a girl maybe ten years older than he is.

Eh. This world always surprises me.

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