Author's Note

It begins...

The Part Where Anon Meets The Queen - Part 2: Electric BUGgaloo

The hive’s Queen shuffled on
her rather uncomfortable looking throne and clapped her hooves once, before speaking directly to me.

“Excellent, now that you’re no longer screaming and scaring away my little Changelings with your colourful language, we can get down to business.”

Well, I guess they’re called Changelings, Huh.

The scary Changeling Queen who’s named Chrysalis—which I only know because she announced herself—is currently speaking to me. And hell, maybe I would be responding!

If I wasn’t currently gagged. Goddam stupid kinky bugs.

The thing blocking my mouth was made from some kind of hardened green goop, which I could only hope wasn’t something undesirable.

I guess they don’t want me capitalizing on the whole; “any last words?” Thing that villains usually have.

Damnit.

Is this really my life now? Has all of my life choices been leading to this moment? Is god punishing me for my sins, for my mistakes? Oh, Christ. Is it because i masturbated?

...It’s because I put pineapple on pizza, isn’t it?

Yeah. That’s probably why. Lord forgive me for my sins! The dark temptations were too strong for me!

Damn, Someone must have been cutting onions in here. NO I was NOT about to cry!

There was just something in my eye.

I saw Queen Chrysalis’s ear twitch before saying something else. “If I take that gag off, will you speak with me at a normal speaking level?”

I nodded.

She narrowed her eyes.

“...Without out screaming?” She asked.

Hey, I don’t scream, I let out bellows of pure unadulterated rage!

Despite the slight against me, I nodded once more.

“Good, it’s better if that mouth is used. And I am going to use it to get what I need Mister Anonymous.”

Oh fug, this is it...

I totally didn’t start shivering.

She did a little hocus-pocus with her weird bent horn, and all of a sudden I felt the obstruction around my mouth dissolve.

Cleary I needed to make a better first impression, maybe she would show mercy on my poor virgin soul.

“Please be gentle...”

Ok. That works, I guess.

“...Ok?”

Her nose wrinkled and her eyebrow rose.

“What do you mean be gentle?”

I cleared my throat and answered the question.

“Be gentle? For when the whole... You know... Raping starts?”

The Queen’s head jerked back and she wrinkled her nose in disgust. Her face scrunching up like a parent who just came upon their basement dwelling child’s hidden manga collection.

“...What?” She looked disgusted, and confused.

Now it was my time to do a confusion.

“...You know... The whole... sucking me of my love, thing?”

She blinked her eyes, before they widened.

Huh, I didn’t know these changelings could change colours, cool!

“T-That’s NOT how that works!” She looked embarrassed.

...Kinda cute, not gonna lie.

I crossed my arms over my chest.

“Well the smaller ones said you wanted to suck all my love away! How else is it suppose to work?-“

I pointed a finger at her before continuing

“-Because via my white hot sticky love would be the only way you’d be getting any and I don’t do horse pussy—especially weird bug horse pussy!” I concurred.

She turned green. However the hell that’s possible.

“...I- I would never! And de-definitely not with you! especially not with you... I take your love just by being in your proximity!” She practically screamed.

I cocked my head in confusion, before going on the defensive and taking a few steps away from the throne, my eyes narrowing. “Well then what are you going to use my mouth so... extensively for?”

Somehow, her face went even greener.

“I just wanted to ask a lot of questions, that’s it, you fool!” She hissed in what seemed like embarrassment.

I hummed.

“Well... I’m not sure I believe you... I am pretty damn drop dead gorgeous if I do say so myself.”

I graced her with a very masculine flex and pose.

“I understand completely.”

She hissed again.

“You’re so full of yourself!”

Hey!

“Hey, there’s nothing wrong with a little self-confidence. And I only kiss my bathroom mirror twice a day!” I crossed my arms.

She shook her head, looking down at the floor.

“...I’m made a grave mistake bringing you here.”

I sniffed. “Then why don't you take me back?”

She shook her head, again, before saying something else.

“Because despite being insufferable I still need you to answer my questions. I know you were close to Celestia and Luna...” She trailed off.

“Oh, Sunbutt and the Goth Queen? Yeah, go way back!” I trailed off, reminiscing off all the memories we had together, now long since faded with the passage of time.

She looked up to me in slight confusion.

“...but my scouts said you’ve only been here in Equestria for two months?” She said.

I scoffed. “Yeah, Like I said; Way back!”

She looked kinda sad all of a sudden.

She placed her hooves against, what I assumed were her temples and whimpered.

”Oh sweet mother, what have I done to deserve this?”

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...

Hey, I was right! She is depressing...

Well at least I’m not actually gonna be turned into a tool for someone else’s pleasure...

...Nice! Things are already looking up.