Dead Island: ponies will be our saviors

DI:PAOS
Chapter 1

Banoi: 10:30 pm, hut district

The writer found himself in an abandoned hut. The hut was covered with blood and meat, he saw full well that there was carnage that had gone on in the hut such as broken glass and furniture. He was panting heavily and had sweat pouring down his face. "Bloody hell," he muttered confused and terrified, "how did I get here? I-I was at the hotel." He looked around to see the hut fortified to withstand the... Well apocalyspe. He hobbled forward to the window and saw the grisly scene. Zombies were tearing humans limb from limb as they tried to fight them off. They had barely any effective weapons such as rocks, hammers, and even sticks with nails through them. The weapons tore through the infected monsters spreading bloody organs and brain matter on the ground. The man could then hear a blood curdiling growl and turned to see a blonde, female zombie in a blue bikini and her face was missing chunks of flesh. "Oh no..."

Equestria: 12:45 pm, Everfree forest.

The battle was brutal between Discord and the Elements of Harmony. "I swear we will defeat you," that was Twilight Sparkle, she was battling the evil Discord who escaped his prison for revenge, "the Elements will stop you once again!" Discord merely laughed at her and her friends and summoned a firing post mockingly waiting for their attack. "OOOOoooh NOooooo! PLEEEEASE! SHOW MERCY! I HAVE A FAMILY! I HAVE SO MUCH MORE CHAOS TO SPREAD!" Discord was laughing like a madman as they prepared the Elements. "Alright girls. Let's show him what we can do!" Twilight ordered the attack and the six began to levitate. They were about to launch the rainbow when Discord launched his own spell towards them. "Ponies, ponies. I think you need a vacation. I know a great place that will have you dying from fun!" He threw a white orb at the ponies and laughed as they vanished.

Banoi: 10:50 pm, hut district.

The writer saw the zombie limp towards him as she growled at him. The man picked up his fireaxe and swung horizontally at the creature's legs. The axe sliced through the tendons and meat but could not break through the bone to have it fall over. He was panicked that he did not hurt the monster enough to get away. "DIE! DIE! WHY WON'T YOU FUCKING DIE?!" He was repeating the shouts as he chopped away at the zombie and spread more blood and meat along the hut. The zombie was still growling and reaching for his legs even as he repeatedly struck the monstrosity while it was on the floor. It finally did perish when he dropped the axe into her head, cutting it in two. "Oh fuck... What the hell is going on in this place?" He was panting and coughing as he tried to collect himself and realize that he was on the island of the dead.
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Twilight and her friends found themselves in the bedroom of a hut. It had blood and meat sprayed across the walls and shattered glass covered the floor. "Hey Twi. Where in the heck are we," Rainbowdash asked with confusion and fear, "this place is really creepy." "I don't know but boy are you right. I'd hate to live here or even visit." They then could hear shouts of vulgarity and telling something to die. Twilight opened the door to the living room and saw the writer striking the zombie in the head with the axe and him sitting down on a chair away from them. "WHAT DID YA' JUS' DO?!" Applejack was just as horrified by the scene they had just witnessed. The writer turned around to see the ponies and said an obvious statement, "Ok, I now know I'm crazy." Then fainted.

Banoi: 8:00 am.

The writer awoke to see the ponies standing over him with stern faces of either disgust or demand for answers. He picked himself up and checked around to make sure he was still in the hut from earlier. He wasted no time in panicking and crawling towards the wall and pulling his gun from his pocket. It was a shiny metallic revolver with a sub-nose barrel, the ponies had no clue of what the contraption he held was. Twilight then asked, "Uh.. What is that? And why are you pointing it at us?" "It-It's a gun," he was near complete madness when he realized he recognized them, "Wait. Twilight? Applejack? Pinkiepie? Rarity?" "How do you know their names," Rainbow was quickly shocked by his knowledge of her friends identities. "You're from My Little Pony. It's a show here about you guys." "About us?!" Rainbowdash was happily thinking of how famous she is when they all noticed how his clothes are covered with blood and saw the covered doors and windows. Applejack was still focusing on the homocide that they had witnessed, "Pard'ner. Why is that axe in 'er head?" "She was a zombie. A walking corpse that eats people and spreads zombaids." Twilight had interrupted with an annoyed tone, "Zombaids?" "Something I got from a video. In truth I have no idea what this is. Trust me it's not like the movies, these things are fucking monsters." The ponies were disgusted by his language and showed their feelings clearly on their faces. Then Pinkie asked an unexpected question through giggles, "What's with your accent? It's silly willy sounding!" "I'm from England, London to be specific." Twilight then began an introduction, "Alright you seem to know us well but who are you?" "My name is Daniel Wright. I'm an author and I was taking a vacation here when all hell broke loose and had it's own apocalyspe." The ponies at first were reluctant but began to relax around him until he brought up a crucial detail, "Wait where is your horn Twilight? And Rarity your's is gone too." The unicorns quickly searched to see he was right. They had no horns and Rainbow and Fluttershy had no wings on their backs. They began to shriek as Daniel ordered them be silent so they wouldn't be heard by the zombies. It was too late as two walkers started to strike the back door that was flimsy and light so it would not last long. Daniel quickly retreived his weapon and went to the door. The zombies were attacking the door trying to get to the group inside. The first zombie looked through the peephole but could not see through since it had no knowledge of complex actions. Daniel put himself against the wall next to the door and collected himself. "Ok... 1.... 2.... 5- FUCK! I meant 3." He opened the door and struck the zombie with the pick on the other side of the blade in the head, killing it. The second zombie had grabbed Daniel and tried to bite him.

*BANG*

"AHHH! FUCK! TWILIGHT YOU FUCKING MISSED!"

*BANG*

"SOMEONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAKE THAT BLOODY GUN FROM HER!"

*BANG*

The zombie went limp and fell over on Daniel. He pushed the zombie away and limped back into the hut while muttering curses directed at Twilight. He checked his leg and arm to see the gunshots the purple mare inflicted on him. Twilight was standing, frozen with fear, with her mouth wide open with the revolver in her hooves. The six had the same reaction as the saw Daniel grab a bottle of whiskey and pour it on his wounds while he put a rag in his mouth. "MMMMMMMMMFHHHH," he was trying to clean the wound but kept cringing and moving, "MMFFH!" Pain shot through him like lightning. The actual wounds felt like fire and needles stabbing him repeatedly. He then wrapped the wounds with rags he tore from shirts he found in the hut and sat down on the couch. Rainbow shut the door and locked it without breaking eye contact from him. "Uh.. Twi. You alright," Rainbow tried to change the subject, "you're being kinda quite." The other five looked at her with disgust as they were trying to stay silent and come to terms with the horrors they had witnessed. Daniel had then got up, picked up wood planks and nailed the door shut with the butt of the gun and once again laid down on the couch and fell asleep. The six also fell asleep on the ground because they realized that they had not slept the previous night since they arrived.

Equestria: 9:30 pm, Twilight's home.

"Twilight! Where are you?" Spike was searching the library for his friend as he was worried because her and her friends had not returned from the forest and that Ponyville was still in chaos. He then heard the door knock as he walks towards it. Celestia was at the door, "Hello-Hello. Twilight are you there?" "No it's just Spike," he opened the door to let the regal creature into the library but was still using a cautios tone, "I haven't seen her since this morning. When she left to fight Discord she took the elements and the others. She said she was going to the forest to stop him." Celestia was angry at their failure but did not allow it to change her warm, welcoming tone, "Spike I find that very helpful but I need to get more information to find them!" "Well earlier I saw a beam of light shoot up outside." Celestia's eyes lit up with wonder as Spike finished his sentence and remembered that she too saw it.

Banoi: 6:30 pm, hut district

Daniel awoke to see the ponies all asleep except for Fluttershy who was cowering in the corner. Daniel felt sorry for the young mare and tried to strike conversation in whispers, "Hey Fluttershy are you alright?" "Oh. Um. I'm so sorry," she was speaking in a soft, warm tone with sniffles that indicate that she had been crying earlier, "it's just that this place is so scary. Why does everypony have to be so mean?" "Usually it's not this bad. However here we had some kind of virus break out here." "So... Nopony hurt each other before this?" "OH FUCK NO! We had rape, murder, torture, genocide, war and a bloody fuckton of terrorist attacks and shootings lately." The writer's words had saddend the yellow pony's heart and caused her to sob. "Look. I'm sorry. I just didn't expect to answer that question with lies would work. So I told the truth." He then turned to see the others waking to see that it was the afternoon and Fluttershy in the corner. Twilight inquired why she was upset, "Fluttershy why are you crying?" Rainbow snapped back, "Uh. I don't know how about FUCKING ZOMBIES!" "RAINBOW, LANGUAGE!" The non-winged pegasus realized what she said and covered her mouth with her hoof. Daniel then could hear moans and rasping growls in the air, "SHH! We need to be quiet and get out of here. The zombies heard the shots," he snapped towards Twilight, "they could be here any minute." The group gathered supplies and left the hut.