Of everything that Kyle has done, this was at the top of his list of ‘Stupid Stuff Mom Told Me Not To Do But I Did Anyway’.

This stunt alone topping all those times that he’d crash his dirt bike when trying to jump anything from pools with actual sharks in them to parked wagons.

Heck, this stunt alone topped all the drywall he punched.

What Kyle did was try to storm Area 57, and I guess according to Equestrian law, breaking into a government operation is a punishable offense that can lead to death.

Kyle found himself inside a small interrogation room, rope tied to a chair.

“Hey come on now... let me go!”

Just then the door opens, a pony dressed in scientific attire (all while having light blue spiked hair) enters in.

“Son, do you know what you’ve just done?”

“Um... yes! Also, buck you! If you were drywall, I’d punched you already.”

The scientific pony goes to sit on the chair across from him.

“And... you are here why?”

“Pfffft. Ask Princess Twilight that. She convinced me to come.”

“Princess Twilight?” Out of nowhere the pony moves his hoof to his face, and with one strong pull he removes his face, which is a mask, revealing that Discord was disguised as the pony.

“Why didn’t you say so?!” Discord shouts happily as with one stomp of his hooves, the two creatures teleport right out of the room.

Right as they're both teleported out, another pony walks into the room, a look of disgust on his face.

“Really. Why do we allow Discord in here again?”

***

“Okay. This, is so not cool.”

Discord has seemed to, with just a snap, teleported them both to the moon.

Kyle having an air bubble around his head. Discord having the same.

“Oh come now. Princess Twilight said for you to storm Area 57. So what’s the matter?”

“You know, I’m starting to think she was being sarcastic.”

Discord smiles mischievously. Looking like his old self for a second.

Right as Discord opens his mouth to speak, out of nowhere, not even out of left field appears the starship Enterprise.

Then right in front of them both appear the starship’s captain, beaming down onto the surface.

“Q? Is that you. Get out of that ridiculous getup and get back on board. We’ve got a mission, remember?”

“Oh fine.” With a snap Discord appears looking more like his Star Trek counterpart, Q. “But you so owe me for this.”

Then just like that, the two are beamed back up to the Enterprise, the ship taking off as soon as they’re boarded.

And that leaves only Kyle. Left alone on the moon.

“Uh... what just happened?”

***

Off in the distance, there’s appears a landing craft.

Outside of it being two astronauts, one looking to be planting a flag, the other looking around the whole surface of the moon, gasping in shock at what he sees.

Until a little while later does the same astronaut see what looks like a pony, being fully clothed and having on an air bubble, appearing to be walking over to them both.

“Uh Houston?”

“Yeah.”

“There appears to be signs of life.”

“Signs of life? Well so much for the moon being uninhabited. Come back down to Earth and we’ll just shoot the whole thing in a studio. Order out.”

And so the two astronauts went back into their landing craft, then taking off in it back to Earth.

“Okay. Guess I’m stuck here. For awhile.” Kyle says to himself.

“So uh, you come here often too?” Kyle looks to his left to see Princess Luna standing by him, smiling big.

Author's Note

Since it’s the 50th anniversary, I just had to include the moon landing.

Plus Princess Luna ‘cause... of course.