A Short Summary of the Happenings of a Human in Ponyville

Chapter 1

A Bad Trip

Pitter, Patter, Pitter, Patter, water fall softly on my face. Slowly, I begin to wake from my peaceful slumber. As I said up I start think up my list of complaints. I open my eyes to see where the leak is coming from only to find a rather shocking lack of roof. This in combination with the increasing rain make me shoot awake. I look around trying to find my bearings looking feverishly for the rundown motel. Unable to find it I being to wonder where I am and why I'm here? I rip myself off the pallet that had become my bed and walked into the street. Soon mud and gunk was covering my shoes making them heavy, a short accidental plunge into a puddle cleaned them off. But got my feet all wet.

Now with the rain beating down hard on my face I scanned for any signs of people who could tell my where I am. The streets had been abandoned due to the late hour, leaving not a soul to be found and the over cast and lack of lights make in all but impossible to see more than 10 feet down the street. Slugging down the street and stumbling on a loose rock I found my self at a small intersection. Stopping for a second and reaching down I light up my watch, checking the time. 2:36 am. I continued down the street try not to fall over anything else when a light to my left dazzles me. Almost walking into a fence, I lift my had up to shield my eyes until they can adjust to the light. Seeing the light coming from someone's living, I go to knock on the door.

Tap , tap, tap, I rattle my hand ever so slightly on the door. Making just enough noise has to be hear. The rain by now had thoroughly soaked me. Making my long hair lay down flat and my thin shirt cling to my torso. Seeing to that the wind is stealing away what warmth I had. Leaving one very wet, very cold, salesmen knocking at this person's door. I heard the sound of the locks being undone and the door open about 4 inches. "Hello who is there, and what do you what at this time of night?" The tone displayed obvious irritation.

" Ah, hello Miss my name is Lee. I'm sorry to be bothering you but I seem to be rather lost? Could you tell me where I'm at and where the nearest motel, so I can be on my way? " I ask trying to keep from sound to curt.

"Look Mr. I don't know what kind of a joke this is but......"~RH It was at that moment I saw what I had been talking to a small slender horse. Her, facial expressions hidden by shadow, her pale pink hair practically glowed in comparison. ".....uhh your in Ponyville Mr. Umm.. Lee, has for a place to stay well I don't think there any place open this late."~RH

I stood there unsure of how to react to being faced with a walking talking horse. So I nodded said a thank you and started to turn away, when she spoke up again. "Hey, Lee why don't you come in. Your shacking like a leaf and its raining rather hard. I doubt you'll be able to find any other place tonight. I got a couch you can sleep on."~RH I stopped turned around and nodded glad to be give the opportunity to get out of the rain. The door despite being rather short was very welcoming when opposed to the dreadful weather outside. So I bent down and squeezed through find a little more head room inside. "You rather tall Lee, so you should mind your head. There the couch I'll be back with a blanket in just a moment."~RH The door shortly closed and I my host was off before I could reply.

Looking around at her living room it was dry, warm, and rather "cozy." I started running over the last few minutes in my head. I was in a town called Ponyville, talking to a creature I never heard of and probably dreaming. "Do you mind if it take off shoes here, there super wet? " not quite yelling but being load enough that she could hear me.

She strolled in with a massive, unimaginably fluffy, purple comforter atop her back. "Sure just leave them by the door, if you don't mind."~RH Getting a better look she has pink hair , massive blue eyes, a white coat, and a picture of a red cross on her leg. She places the comforter the couch, before picking up some used mugs and empty cans. "Sorry about the mess I've been working midnight at the clinic and I haven't had the time to clean recently."~RH A sheepish grin accompanied with a slight blush.

"Don't be saying sorry, I sprung this one on you. I'm sure that you wern't planing on having little old me sleeping on your couch. So where in America is this Ponyville at, I can't say I have ever heard of it. Last I checked I was in Jacksonville, Florida." My polite smile began to fail with every passing moment, of silence. The rhythmic ticking of a clock dragging out the seconds. "You don't know where Jacksonville is do you?" A nod confirmed my fears, "And I'm guessing you ain't ever seen folk like me before have yah?" Another nod only worsened them. " Do you mind if I smoke I got to calm My nerves Miss? "

"Redheart and ahh I'm not exactly sure what a smoke is but if it will help keep you calm sure why not."~RH She began to get up walking most the way out of the room before she stopped "bathroom is second on the left I'll see you tomorrow Lee."~RH I waved and took a long pull from my cigarette. This might be real and I was pretty far from home. I stopped down to my blue jeans and sat on the couch for awhile before falling asleep. It was a deep, dreamless sleep, that after the evening's events was needed and well deserved.