A Short Summary of the Happenings of a Human in Ponyville

Chapter 2

A Rich Market

When I woke up the next morning my watch said it was 7:57 am. Getting up has silent had possible, and tip toeing to the bathroom. A look of horror and confusion at the oddity of the bathroom. Gawking at it all for a second I quickly regain composers, before figuring out how it worked. After exiting I, wrote a short goodbye/Thank you not, took out 20 bucks and my business card before leaving. After squeezing though the door again and walking out of the street I noticed two things. 1 I was like 3 feet tall than most the hoses so, ponies it is and there was actually quite a few of them and they were all looking at me. So I started out into the street not sure if where I was going when I was stopped my a ball of pink. While it made some rather irritating noises it wasn't to hard to ignore. A trick I picked up from selling to old people. The noise of ponies talking about me, and the nonsensical ramble of this pink ball made my trip down the street rather awkward.

Being a salesmen I'm used to talking to people, but being surrounded by a bunch of ponies who all had stopped to gawk at me was a first. Soon though I became more of an interest to passersbys. Finding my way through the tightly packed crowd I noticed the ball of pink still following me, now talking at unnatural speeds. This short distraction lead to me bumping into someone. "Oof, sorry didn't see you there. I was a bit distracted." Looking down I saw a white and purple pony, who looked like she was wearing a dress?

Screaming like a maniac, "My DRESS! Watch were you're going you ruffian!" Shoving me in the legs to little effect. "I've been slaving over the for weeks and you ruined it! My just wait until the girls hear about this! Good day Sir! Hump."~R The snotty little pony with a slightly dusty dress walked off, with her noise so high you'd think she drown.

Walking further down the street when suddenly my noise was his by a powerful apple like stench. The clearly artificial assault of smells, burned my throat and eyes. Lifting my hand up to wave away the noxious cloud I found it replaced with a beaming orange mini horse. "Well howdy there Mr. My name is Applejack and would you happen to be interested in some lovely apple scented perfume? Or maybe another one of our world famous apple family products? We got all kinds of backed goods, jams, and apples! Why one could say we got the best apples in ponyville! I mean who else sales apples in Ponyville." ~AJ

While I could respect Applejacks pitch I was still being pestered into handing over cash. I couldn't help but let some of my annoyance out "Back off dude, your in my space and selling crap I don't need. So why don't you just take a hike." She seemed completely obvious to my statement, moving on to her next prey has soon has she figured out that I wasn't going to bite. "Christ sake I hate salesmen." Spotting a sign for a pawn shop I walked in, looking to sell my small assortment of good and silver coins.

Has I entered a small bell announced my arrivial. "Ah hello the Mr. what can Miss Midnight Skies do for you today? Is there anything you would like to buy or sell?"~MS The jabber came from a dark blue pony, whom sported a pair of Pegasus wings. " I got bits of you got something worth buying, so what will it be son. Buying or selling? "~MS Her sing song voice making her proposition of bits sound all the more tempting.

So I strolled on up and pulled out of my canny pack a small assortment of thing about a dozen gold and silver coins, a candy bar, earbuds, and my MP3 player. "Tell you what Miss Skies, I like your attitude so I'm willing to cut you a real deal. You see what got hear are 12 limited edition coins with certification of authenticity. Now these rare limited production coins are according to my specialist going to at least double in price in the next 24 hours. And brought to you exclusively by Jason Lee!" Both Midnight's and my excitement mounted with every world. She seemed to be honestly enjoying the BS I was sending her way and I wanted that cash. " So if you buy now I'm prepared to offer you them for the low low price of 775 for the entire collection. What do you say you gonna buy or sell? "

"Yes Sir!" ~MS She threw almost all the bits from her drawer into a bag counting out only the last hundred or so. Picking up the coins before placing them right up front with a sign 'Imported Coins' ~1500 bits. "These will go for a fortune, Hey Mr. We're you from anyhow? Griffionlands, or Riverdale or somewhere out east?" ~MS

I was feeling generous due being weigh down by cash, so I told some crazy shit about good Dixie and went on my way. Leaving a slightly intrigued and mortified Midnight Skies. I hadn't made it 50 yards down the street before someone came out with my junk coins followed by Midnight closing up and flying towards me. "Dude you got any more of those, I just sold each one for 800 bits. Mr. Rich has it turns out is a coin collector and will pay double for any more you got! We're going to be rich! Eeehhh "~ MS

" Wait what, yeah I think so. Here fallow me." I basically ran to the alley I had woken up in. I stopped at Redhearts front gate, "Oh hey there Red, did you find the stuff I left for you?" She nodded and saved at Midnight before I walked down the street and found the alley. Searching I found my coin collection catalogue and album. Revealing 17 other set of coins. All minted with different themes. "I found them, here I got like 100 coins so what you wanna do 50/50 at 200 each." " I mean 100,000 seems like a good chunk to me. "

"Lets do it, Oh my Celestia were going to be rich! Rich I tell you Rich!" ~MS After one very short walk we had in our hand and hoof, two checks for 100,000 each. "This is the most I've ever held, what are you doing with yours? I'm going shopping with mine, Mainhatten here I come!" ~MS

"I don't know, lunch?" We both about died at that before running into Miss Redheart and deciding to go to sugar cube corner.