A Short Summary of the Happenings of a Human in Ponyville

Chapter 3

Surprise

I walked slight out in front of the other two, "So Midnight how do you know Redheart?"

Using her wing to get in front of me she stopped and shot Redheart, a mischievous grin. "Ahh... that story is super lame I've got a great one for you! "~MS Glancing over at Redheart. The blush on her face, told me this was going to be interesting. "Well you know we gotten in to all kinds of trouble, we egged Mayor Kate's house, dressed up has a timber wolf to scare little foot on nightmarenight, ohh and we even stayed in the theater for a extra movie one time!"~MS At this Redheart face went beat red, while Midnight looked like she was ready to split a seem.

"I should be more careful with who I hang out with, you guys are harden criminals." The dynamic duo, looked mortified fully convinced by my stone cold delivery. That was until I broke out laughing. "Hell when I was a kid we got up to some crazy stuff. Like dry ice bombs and home made c4. Oh man, one time me and my friend Jason took his truck out mudding turned down the wrong road and got into some farmers feild. So there we are driving around looking for an exit when he come riding up on his 4 wheeler ready to dish out some redneck justice and put two slugs into the radiator." Now at this point I'm grinning ear to ear, complete oblivious to how dark sugar cube corner was. I

"Surprise! "

"Gahh, shit, Surprise! Holy crap balls!" The light clicked on and I was pushed in by Redheart and Midnight. " Hey Red, what all this why is the placed packed with a bunch of folk I don't know? And Why didn't ya tell me there was a party? " The ball of pink who had been talking non-stop earlier popped out nowhere and handed my a bottle Glendgoolie Blue. A whisky with a fine refreshing taste. "Thanks, but you forgot the..." I was cut off by her pulling a glass out of her hair. "I guess the bottle do."I

" Okey Dokey "~Pink ball

" So how your uhh... Welcome to Ponyville Mr. Only person to ever ignore me party? "~RH I shot a glance at the banner to make sure that what it said. "Did you actually ignore Pinky? You know that kinda a bit harsh. I get that she can get on your nerves but she means well. Any way how do you like the party I mean first day in Ponyville and you got some bits and a party from the best party planer in Ponyville." ~RH

After finding three cups I decided to invite Red and Midnight to a little drinking game. "All righty folks heres how you play. Everyone take a drink until there is only one person left." Setting up three red solo cups, I filled them up. " Alright 1 2 3 DRINK! " I tipped my cup back and got black out drunk.

After that I woke up on Red couch with a empty bottle dry throat and cracking head ache. "Hey sleepy head I made breakfast for you and Redheart." ~MS My responds was to groan and drag my body out of bed. Not for food but for water, because it Collage taught me anything it is how to get rid of a hang over. Step one 3 eggs with water or Whisky if available. Step 2 Drink 2 gallons of water and urinate. Step 3 Is to make a sandwich. "So is that how you always deal with hangovers? Cause drunk you was way more fun. Even when you passed out after 5 drinks. By the way you have the most adorable snore."~MS My death stare seemed to have no effect on the dastardly Pegasus .

"Give the poor guy a break, he had a rough night and doesn't need you to make his morning rough too. Here I brought you a dandelion sandwich." ~RH I pick it up look at it remove all the flowers and eat the bread. Red and Midnight look at me like I had grown an extra head. "Uhhh do you not like dandelions I have hay instead?" I shake my head and swallow.

"No thanks I don't think I can eat that stuff. People don't eat flowers." They both seem to tense a bit, has if expecting the worse. "We omnivores so we meat like fruit, meat, potatoes, and flour and stuff." They both backed up a bit and started to look kinda jumpy. " Uhhh.... Are you guys worried that I'm gonna eat you? "

"When you say it out loud it sounds kinda funny. It just that most ponies don't eat living things. So when you said you eat meat we jumped to conclusions. Sorry."~MS Pulled them in for a bit and we shared a tender moment. Red have me a killer bear hug, and she held it long after Midnight let me go. I got up having to all but rip Red off me. "Thanks for being so understanding. Ohh darn it, it's 9:30 already I got to go and open my shop. Bits don't make themselves!"~MS Midnight flew through the door and ran down the street.

" Bye Midnight! Any how I'm gonna go get some sleep before my shift at the clinic so see when I see you. "~RH

With nothing but an empty room to keep me company I decided to go for a walk. Walking to the market I noticed a rather pleasant overcast, that was until a rainbow flew through all of them. I looked at a small Rose stand admiring the vibrant flowers. "You looking to buy any? Maybe for somepony special?" ~Roseluck I shake my head. I walk a fair way down the market past a handful of fruit salesmen. Applejack still peddling her apples in the same spot. Midnight's shop was absolutely packed with ponies all trying to get something or the other. I stop at what appears to be a 'tree house.' Reading the sign "Golden Oaks Library." I open the door only to find what other than a dragon stacking books.

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