Infinite Inanimates Incorporated, or Triple-I, is a brand new but popular company in Equestria, at least as far as anypony could tell. The whole business is shrowded in mystery and rumor, with only one consistent detail. It sold otherwise every-day items that were actually living ponies. In addition to the use that their regular object counterparts would fulfill, these object ponies would offer companionship, servantry, and even sex in many cases. Despite the whole corporation being publicly decried by Celestia herself for "slavery, brainwashing, sexual harassment, foal abuse, dark sorcery, a variety of trademark violations, public disturbances, and first degree murder," it was still able to escape all persecution while occasionally slipping an ad through the newspapers. This is a collection of loosely related stories about the customers that see these ads, the so-called "victims" that end up purchased, and all the nonsense that leads to a majority of opinions about the Triple-I remaining positive.
Things may not be as serious as they seem at a glance.

Inspired mostly by Sir Hat's "The Curse"

Content Warnings by Chapter:
Coin Bag: Bizarre Biology, F/M, Analingus, Bowel Movements, Public Shenanigans With Shame, "Urine" Drinking, Oral Sex, Mention of Full Tour Vore, Watersports