Chapter 5

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“So… this donkey was causing problems in the world Sunset is living in?” Celestia asked, herself and Luna looking down from their thrones at the ass before them, tied up in some odd form of rope that was keeping him bound in a ball of the stuff.

The grey female Pegasus guard nodded as she knelt before the two princesses. “Princess Twilight Sparkle had him sent here with some of the guard who were traveling back from the Crystal Empire.”

“Sister, if this ass was willing to destroy Sunset’s world to get to our own, we cannot just let him go free,” Luna said, looking over the scroll that had been sent prior to the prisoner’s arrival.

Celestia looked over the ass, before closing her eyes, her expression firm. “Indeed. Though he may not possess any magic now, he is too dangerous to leave be.”

He stared at her, wide eyed.

“Send him to Tartarus, where scum like him belong.”

“WHAT?!” the ass cried in absolute terror. “You’re going to kill me?!”

The guard snorted, shoving him to get him moving. “You’ll wish they’d killed you after a couple hundred years.”

“What are you talking about? How can you sentence me like this? I’m not part of your world! I have my rights! You can’t condemn me—”

The doors to the throne room closed, cutting off his words.

“I shall join them shortly to take him there,” Luna said, looking over the note from Twilight. “Though, I must admit, I am curious about this, sister.”

Celestia nodded, deep in thought. “Yes. Things have gotten quite interesting.”

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“Spike, is she okay? Is she awake?”

“Fuck! Don’t come in looking like that!” I yell, covering my eyes and nose as the near naked Alicorn tries to get in the room.

EARLIER, AFTER RETURNING TO EQUESTRIA

I wipe the tears from my eyes, turning in the direction of the voice of the Princess of Friendship. “You’re gonna laugh when you—”

I stop when my eyes fully adjust and I see the mare before me. She’s tall, lavender fur-covered skin, breasts about as big as my head… and wearing nothing but a towel that has just fallen down, exposing everything the mare has to offer.

We just stand there for several long seconds, neither of us speaking,

I blink, before my nose spurts blood so hard I’m knocked backwards into the wall, my head banging against the crystal structure, hard.

“Oh, my gosh! Spike, get help!” the mare calls out, her voice starting to echo and go distant as she hurries over, lifting me up in a way that presses my head against the bright pink nipple of one of her massive honkers.

My nose spurts again, throwing my neck back, my eyes rolling into the back of my head and I pass out… faintly able to make out Scarab muttering, Lucky bitch.

NOW

“Just, please, Twilight, a bathrobe is not the best thing for me to see you in right now,” I say franticly, keeping a hand over my eyes.

I can practically feel her blushing before the sound of her quick fading footsteps tell me she’s gone and I’m safe to let my eyes see the world.

“Guess you’re not used to naked girls?” Spike asks as I lay my head back on the pillow of the bed I’m lying on.

When I came to, I was in Twilight’s bedroom, Spike tending to a cut on the back of my head I’d gotten when my head hit the wall.

“Well… sorta?” I say uncertainly. “I mean, I got a good enough look at myself back whenever I was showering in Sunset’s world, so I’m kinda used to seeing naked girls, I guess… but Twilight’s body is on a whole other level. And she was stark naked when I got back and…” My face goes beat read. “And then she shoves me against her breasts. How else was I supposed to respond to something like that happening so fast?”

Spike gives me an odd look, before shrugging. “Eh. I don’t really see the problem. Dragons are naked all the time, ya don’t see us complaining.”

I deadpan. “Somehow, I don’t think the situations are quite the same.”

“Okay, is this better?”

I look to the door as Twilight walks in. She’s wearing a hastily put on blue top that’s a bit too small for her, emphasizing her bust and a pair of jeans.

I give a slight nod, putting a hand to my head. “At least now you’re not flaunting yourself right in front of me.”

It’s her turn to go beat red. “I was not flaunting myself right in front of you!”

“You were literally bare butt naked and shoved me into your boobs!” I say bluntly. “A few inches to the left and you’d have been shoving your nipple in my mouth. I’m an open person, but take me on a date first, at least!”

Even I’m not sure if I’m joking around or just frustrated about the situation here.

The red-faced mare fumes for several moments, before taking a deep breath and sighs, putting her fingers to her temple. “Anyway, I thought you’d like to know that… Mysterio, did you call him? He’s been sent to the princesses. His fate will be decided by them.”

“Well, that’s one problem sorted, at least,” I say, hopping out of the bed and nodding to Spike. “Thanks for the patch up, Spike. Catch you later.”

“Wait a minute. I’ve questions for you to—” Twilight starts, but I don’t wait for her to finish.

I webline up to the ceiling and then swing out the open door and through the castle, being sure to grab Scarab before on the way out.

Once outside, I make a dash for the nearest shrubbery, diving in and wait.

Seconds later, Twilight and Spike appear in a teleport outside the doors to her castle and the two hurry off into town, likely in search of me.

Was that really necessary? Scarab asks, crawling up my leg and onto my shoulder. She could’ve probably helped us, ya know?

“I don’t wanna risk too much here, little buddy,” I say, standing up and stretching. “This world isn’t anything like the Equestria I know, so there’s no telling what my being here could do. I was willing to step in for the EQG world because Twilight wasn’t able to at first and it was a good idea in hindsight for the Friendship Games, since I never would’ve expected Mysterio to show up there. Plus, the whole stopping Midnight Sparkle from being a thing, so Sci-Twi isn’t going to be so heavily doubting herself come Legend of Everfree.”

He just gives me an odd look. You do remember I’m not an expect on the show like you are, right? More than half what you just said went over my head, even the stuff I was freaking there for.

I shrug. “Look, if Twilight starts asking questions, her friends are gonna ask questions and…” I put my hand over my nose. “Don’t try and picture them. Don’t try and picture them.”

He gives me another odd look.

After a few moments, I sigh, shaking my head and slap my cheeks.

I webline up to the roof of a house and then start swinging through town, being careful not to let anypony actually see me. Sometimes somepony would get a glimpse of me, but it was quick enough that they seem to put it out of their minds and carry on with their day.

Why are we heading back towards the Everfree, exactly? Scarab asks as I hide behind the spire of Rarity’s boutique to avoid the eyes of Octavia and Vinyl.

Luckily, they’re not as, well, sexy I guess is the word I’d use, as Twilight, but yikes, does Octavia have a set o’ honkers on her. They have to be Ds at least. Vinyl is about a C, if I had to guess, not that I’m exactly an expert on bust sizes.

“Pinkie Pie, honestly!” a very angry accented voice yells from below, near startling me into losing my grip.

Glancing down, I see a white mare leaning out of a window, her main slack and wet. She’s leaning in a way that presses her breasts against the sill… and I have to avert my eyes while holding my free hand over my nose.

For fuck sake, what is with this world? Rarity was not making it hard to see her chest, which is maybe a little smaller than Twilight’s, though her nipples were purple, like her mane, for some reason.

I’m breathing heavily, doing my best to keep my nerves in check.

This is insane. How am I supposed to do anything if these damn ponies keep showing up in front of me, nude?!

“Maybe a party would make it easier for you!”

“YIA-AH!” I scream, losing my grip, only to have somepony’s hand grab mine and yank me up, pressing me into something soft… and something else POPPING INTO MY MOUTH!

My eyes are wide eyes dinner plates as I stare up into the bright blue eyes of Ponyville’s Premiere Party Pony… who fucking has my face pressed against her breasts!

“A little fun always puts a smile on my face!” she grins, completely oblivious to how much this is making my brain go into meltdown.

My nose spurts with so much force I’m literally thrown off the roof and the mare and I start web swinging the fuck outta there, heading towards the trees.

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I’m on my knees on the grass within Sweet Apple Acres, my breathing heavier than ever as I try to calm my frazzled nerves.

“Just what the fuck kind of MLP world have I been sent to?!” I heave, each breath ragged. “In less than the span of ten hours I’ve seen several naked mares and even been shoved against their massive chests! Pinkie was a H cup at the least! The fuck?”

Tell me about it, Scarab scuttles across the grass, before holding his four front legs up the sky, yelling, Curse fate that I be stuck in this form with such beauties all around me!

I give him a disapproving look, before sitting up and flopping back, laying on the grass. “How am I even going to get around in this world? This is just crazy. We need to get back to our world as soon as possible.”

What, like this? Scarab turns around, indicating to the both of us. How exactly are we going to explain how I became a genetically altered spider or you a fourteen-year-old girl with superpowers? Especially when you’re the only one who understands me?

“Gimme a minute, will ya?” I say, a hand over my face. “We haven’t exactly had a lot of time to just stop and think in a calm manner here, have we? Our days have been so chaotic that—”

I blink, cutting myself off.

Yes? Scarab asks, cocking an eyebrow at me.

A grin spreads across my face. “Bingo! The Lord of Chaos himself, Discord. If anyone could send us back, it’ll be him! All we gotta do is…” my enthusiasm dies as soon as it was born, “find him… when he lives in a chaotic other dimension.”

I facepalm. Well, that plan just got way more chaotic than it was at first. Oh, the irony.

“Glad Diamond was able to deal with her mother,” a raspy voice says from nearby, causing me to sit up quickly.

“Yeah, though it’s pretty unfair that she gets to still live in the mansion, even if in the unused area so they’re constantly separated,” a much lighter voice replies.

Crawling up a tree, I hide in the branches, looking down as the trio of the CMC come into view.

“At least Filthy made it clear she ain’t allowed t’ boss Diamond around no more,” Apple Bloom says as they get closer to my tree. “And, who knows, maybe Diamond can get her ma t’ pull out that stick she has shoved so far up her ass.”

“So, which of these trees did your brother want us to help with?” Scootaloo asks, her hands behind her head as she looks around, myself ducking down to avoid her sight.

“These ones,” Apple Bloom says, myself being unable to see which trees she’s indicating to due to my sight being blocked by the branches blocking me from their view.

Suddenly, my Spider Sense goes off, seconds before the tree I’m in shakes violently.

I barely manage to keep my footing, just keeping from falling thanks to my spider powers letting me stick to the bark.

“One more aughta do it!” Apple Bloom calls enthusiastically and the tree shakes even more violently.

“CRAP!” I yell, my sticking to the bark meaning nothing as it comes off the tree and I plummet, hitting the ground face first with a loud thud.

“Ow,” I grumble, pushing myself up and lifting my head to see the three fillies having surrounded me, looks of shock and confusion on their faces. “Uh… I come in peace?”

Author's Note

The move has been a lot harder to get over than i'd originally thought.

For all the time before i moved, i'd assumed i wouldn't have any problems. that i could move and adapt instantly... oh how bloody wrong i was.

just over a week and only now am i starting to feel at least less anxious about my new home. my mistake was not realizing i'd be leaving an area i'd lived in for pretty much the majority of my life, like, since i was five and that adapting would be way harder. doesn't help that, compared to the shops and local malls where i used to live, what's close to my new house is pretty piss poor by comparison, on top of the fact that, if i wanna use that same libary i've been using for the last ten or so years to write and publish these stories, i now need to take a thirty minute bus followed by a teen minute walk instead of being able to just go for a twenty minute walk.

doesn't help that my new home in is the hills and therefore the weather gets way colder during cold days up there, which certain does not help brighten one's mood. and the shower runs on a hot water tank instead of an instant heat, making me have to change my showering times in order to not use up all the hot water.

i've other worries, but those will have to be dealt with over time.

anyway, i realize this ain't much, but i'm still trying to get back into the swing of things when, all last week, i felt no will to write at all, so the fact i've been able to get this much done i think is impressive.

anyway, sorry about the ramblings. just needed to get that off my chest and at least give some context as to why i've been silent for so long.

So, i dunno why, but it was only now i realized i hadn't put the comedy tag on this fic. i should also put drama, but the rules won't let me put anymore, unfortunately, so this will have to do.

Now, yes, Peni just went through several things she probably shouldn't at her new age, but she didn't plan on them and they were sudden. this is meant to be comedic and i did warn about her being in somewhat situations, just not clop ones.

So, now the CMC know about her and she can't just flee. what's going to happen now? What will Applejack have to say about this?

and just how much of a shock will Peni get when she lays eyes on the princesses?

You'll have to wait and see, but look forward to it. i'm going to be having a lot of fun with this one... and have some plans you won't see coming. You can thank Screwball's latest adventures for those

hope you enjoyed this and, til next time, later everybody