This Strange World ( or My Isekai'd Life)

"Okay, here comes the stick." Doctor Transfusion said.

"Heh, one of the few good things I've heard about myself are my supposedly 'big horse' veins." I said.

"I wonder if that makes you part equine." Doctor Transfusion said. She smiled, and then it faded. Doctor Transfusion slid the needle forward. This mare, this woman is definitely a professional. I didn't feel a thing when the needle slid underneath my skin. Hell, she's already done and there's just a tiny red mark on my arm. "There, all done. This will be the final round of necessary blood-work."

"So, do you think my levels will be alright?" I said.

"I'm a doctor that likes to wait for the report before making a judgment, and I am eagerly awaiting this report so that I can deliver a final verdict." Doctor Transfusion said. She removed the evacuated tube from the collector, labeled it, and then placed the dirty collector hub and needle into the bio-hazard box near my bed. She tossed her used gloves into the trash can. "If you're asking for a preliminary report, your vitals thus far look rather impressive, love. I guess we can attribute it to your, ahem, 'healthy' body."

Yea, healthy alright. Feels like I'm giving the full on salute almost 24/7 with all these sexy creatures walking by the door to my room. There's a part of me that thinks this is wrong, but then again, thinking with my dick here since it's at full mast, it feels great. This curvaceous, downright sexy and lovely Doctor Transfusion drives the point home of how awesome it feels. Of course, I'm trying to mind my manners. Hell, it feels like this doctor tests me every time she comes into the room to check in on me.

I've been in this room for a little over a week, and my mind is already blown at what I've seen in just this building.

"Sir, are you alright?" Doctor Transfusion said.

"Sorry, just spaced out a bit." I said.

"I am concerned about would be your short-term memory. Though I say that, it does appear your short-term memory lapses are temporary and attributable to a potential vitamin deficiency." Doctor Transfusion said. I use of the word "should," should be emphasized in her statement. The mare stood up, and then stretch her legs and arms. After she stretched her arms and legs, she stretched her tail. It's still hard for me to get it into this thick skull of mine that this woman's an equine, well an anthropomorphic equine. Take away the equine-esque features on the face, move her ears to the side, and remove the tail, she'll pass for just a 7ft+ tall woman, which isn't all bad. This woman could rock my Casbah any day, if I didn't fear her ripping my dick off. "It's 9:12 pm already? Well, it is time for me to head home and for you to get some rest. You'll need some to help speed your recovery. Before I leave," Doctor Transfusion turned around and pointed at me, "do not harass Mrs. Gauze when she comes to do the rounds."

"She's the one who tried to cop a feel on me, damn pervert." I said.

"Isn't that a little rich coming from a human like yourself, love?" Doctor Transfusion.

"Are you saying I'm a hypocrite?" I said. I glanced at the doc, "Mrs. Guaze's wife, Mrs. Straightjacket can vouch for me about what happened."

"I will speak with Mrs. Gauze about the matter, if what you say is true." Doctor Transfusion said. The doc nodded at me and smiled. "Goodnight, Mr. Human. May Princess Luna watch over your dreams and bring you peaceful ones tonight."

Outside the room, crickets chirped while the full moon started to rise.

"... thank you, for taking care of me and all." I said. I flopped back onto my hospital bed and pulled the covers close to my chest.

"You are welcome. Though it is a doctor's job to care for their patients, a 'thank you' every now and again does make the job more enjoyable. As said Mr. Human, I hope you sleep well tonight." Doctor said, closing the door as she left.

Alone in my room, again. I can hear the crickets chirping, and that stupid clock ticking too. For the past week, I've heard the clock ticking non-stop. It just goes back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. The one good thing is how that ticking sound masks the chirping crickets, becoming no more than white noise.

Alone in my room, in the dark. These equines baffle me to no end. They talk about arcade games, like actual video games, but they can't figure out how to make personal computers or TV. What backwards, backwater world is this place? I mean video games are played on a TV screen, right? How can you not figure out how to make TV itself, personal computers, the internet, or heaven forbid, freaking cellphones. What sucks worst of all is that I can't even read their language, so I can't even read a book. Hell, I'm still embarrassed from when the doctor handed me that form and had to tell her I couldn't read it.

Wait, why am I even talking to myself? It's like I'm narrating my own life story to someone. I guess I'm just looking for someone to talk to right now, someone who will listen.

The moonlight reflecting off those hands on the clock, it's only 9:25 pm. Damn it, this is going to be a long night. Here's to a sleepless night, here's to insomnia.

I, I need to calm down. I can't get to sleep any faster if my mind is agitated. There's also the fact I better get used to the situation and this strange, strange world.

Now that I say strange, that does remind me of the oddest damn thing that has happened. Each night has been the same weird with full moon. Even now, from what I can see, the moon is full as full can be outside my window. It doesn't seem to have any shadows on it. Not to mention, there's that voice. Man, just thinking about last night creeps me out. I swear I heard a woman's voice in this room, but there's no one else, well no other creature in this room. If all of them thinking I'm a disease ridden animal keeps me in a private bed in a private room, let them think what they want of me. I'll keep to myself.

"..."

Huh? Damn, my mind is playing tricks on me.

It's 9:45 right now. Damn, I need to get some sleep. Well, I guess that's one thing I can read in this world, if I think long enough on how to read an old school clock on the wall. It really does suck I can't read any books to help me fall asleep. I mean, I can read English. It's my native language. What I can't understand or read is this "Ponyish" language.

"..."

"Okay, who's screwing with me?" I said. The hairs on my forearms are standing on end. This is not right, this is not right, this is NOT right! The room seems -- where did the walls go? There are supposed to be four white walls. "W-Who's there? Show yourself!"

"Well hello there, Mr. Human."

I'm officially disturbed right now. Well, I'm scared out of my mind, not mentally disturbed. Then again, a crazy person will try to convince themselves they're sane and the world they live in isn't sane. Perhaps I am insane. It's one way to explain walking, talking anthropomorphic equines with larges breasts, huge dongs, wings, horns, super strength, and the like.

"Hmm, you do look interesting."

"Who's talking to me?" I said. What the hell is going on? "Who closed the curtain? Is this a prank to scare the 'weak' human? If so, okay, you got me good. I'm so scared right now. Do you mind leaving and letting me get some sleep?"

"Now, now, there's no need to be rude or in such a rush. You're new to Equestria, are you not?"

"Y-Yea. I am new to Equestria." I said.

"..."

"Oh my fucking god, what the hell are you?!" I said. It's gone, it's all gone. The floor, the walls, the ceiling, they're all gone. I'm floating in an abyss on a hospital bed while this, this thing is just rising from the darkness. She just keeps rising and rising, and RISING. She won't stop rising! This dark blue toned mare with her freaking hair and tail flowing in this windless place, what is she? "D-Don't come any closer. O shit. O shit. O shit. O shit!"

"That's quite enough of that, human." She said. The massive creature pressed her gargantuan sized index finger against my face. She's got to be forty-five feet tall, probably taller. "There's no need for such profanity. Now, on the count of three, I will remove my finger and undo the spell over your mouth, if you promise to stop saying 'shit,' okay?"

I nodded.

"One. Two. Three." She said. The mountainous creature removed her finger from my face. "There, the spell is undone."

"Shit..." I said. I placed my hands over my mouth. The gargantuan sized creature rolled her eyes at me. Ok, get it together. You've got to sit up and get a better look at her. Wait, where'd she go? She was just here a minute ago. That equine, that mare, that thing was huge. She had legs that wouldn't quit, an ass any man (or woman) would give their life to protect, and two mountainous mammaries a person could ski down for an hour before reaching the bottom. "Whoa!"

"No need to shout, human. I am still here, in 'your' dream." She said.

I felt that tingle go up my spine when she ran her finger down my back.

It looks like she's up close and personal now. Hmm, though she's shrunk down, shrunk down a lot, those features of hers are still one hell of a sight to behold.

"I am Princess Luna, co-ruler of Equestria and Guardian of Dreams." She said. The creature snapped her fingers. Her thick regal clothing turned into a thin elegant dress. "News travels fast in Equestria, for me at least, and I'd heard about something rather odd. In one dream, I heard a mare speak of a creature known as a 'human,' and I wanted to see you for myself. To be both blunt and honest, I'm both impressed and disappointed. It's quite the confusing feeling."

"That last part makes two of us." I said. I can't keep my eyes off her. "Are you some demon sent to infect my mind and give me nightmares?"

"As stated, human, I am co-ruler of Equestria and 'Guardian of Dreams,' understand." She said.

"A dream guardian, no. I think I'm probably just in hell being tormented right now." I said. The creature shook her head at me. Ow, damn it! What the hell did she do that for, man that hurt? She just flicked me in the head and it hurt. It hurt? How can I feel pain, why did I feel pain in a dream just now? "Alright, I'll bite. What is going on here, 'Princess' dream eater? Are you here --"

"One more snide comment and I'll remove your stallion-hood, both the hard way and permanently." She shoved her fist into the space between my legs.

I closed my mouth and nodded.

At any moment, this thing could turn me inside out or bend me into a pretzel. If this were a dream back on Earth, it wouldn't be a problem. I'd just wake up. I'll borrow part of a phrase right now and say I'm not longer in Kansas, Toto.

Wings and a horn, huh? I wonder if that's what those other equines were talking about in the hospital. Yea, one of them did talk about these princesses being alicorns, having both wings and horns. That's one thing I can at least remember.

To be honest, despite the threat this creature is rather beautiful. It's not hard to focus on her scintillating figure, Princess Luna being a few feet away from me. Just like Doctor Transfusion, a person can tell she's part equine with the facial features and the tail, plus the ears that seemed to be poking out from beneath that flowing hair of hers. She's also beautiful; her sleek, slender, wonderful dress clings to her elegant body almost like one of those frilly nightgowns. Though the dress isn't see through, it doesn't leave too much to the imagination either. If I weren't nervous right now I'd ask this creature if I could plow her fertile fields till the sun came up over the horizon.

"You're a naughty little thing."

"Please tell me you can't read my thoughts."

"No, I can't."

"Phew."

"But your mind does run wild." Princess Luna blushed. She pointed a finger, and I turned around, my heart sinking.

There's a bed on my left side with a doppelganger of myself plowing a doppelganger image of Princess Luna. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, please for the love of all things holy, no. Princess Luna's doppelganger has her legs spread wide open, wider than the double doors at an all you can eat buffet. She's moaning, loud moaning. My doppelganger is thrusting Princess Luna's doppelganger. Each thrust causes that mare's doppelganger to moan. She just keeps moaning and moaning, and moaning. Those moans would rattle the windows of a house. I want to turn away, but I can't.

What's happening now? What's Princess Luna's doppelganger doing? There's a strange glow around her horn. Now the glow is surrounding my, she's enlarging my junk. Great, now my doppelganger has horse sized dick with horse-sized balls to match. Is he, am I, that's not right.

"I can't look at this anymore." I turned away.

"Ahem." Princess Luna blushed. She pointed over my shoulder.

"I'm not looking." I said.

"Oh my," Princess Luna materialized a throne and some popcorn, "my, my, my...."

Did Princess Luna's wings just extend? Is she getting some weird equine lady boner off? Is this turning her on and getting her off?

"My god, how is that even possible?" I said, making the mistake of turning around. I can't watch this anymore. "Please, I'm so embarrassed. Please make it stop, please."
"I was only trying to tease, Mr. Human. I didn't mean to go that far and frighten you, I promise. When we meet in another dream, I promise to be more gentle. " Princess Luna said. She stood up. She's walking towards me. Wow, that feels nice. Her hand is feels so soft against the top of my head. It's, nice, the way she's rubbing my hair. "How about I give you a little something. We'll call it a sort of 'Welcome to Equestria' type of gift."

"Can I --" I said.

"I'm not giving your stallion-hood an enhancement." Princess Luna said.

"I figured as much." I said.

"You are a treat, Mr. Human. To think," she dematerialized her throne then materialized a small ornate chair and sat beside me, "my first meeting with you involved a clone of myself being ridden in such a manner. Umph...." She said. Princess Luna licked her upper lip, and then bit down on her lower lip. She placed a soft, gentle hand on my back, pulling me closer. Her horn is glowing. Her lips are glowing in the same weird light. "There, that will give you a little bit of help in our world. All that I ask is you keep it a secret between us, when you discover what I have given you at least."

Wait, what's Princess Luna doing now? She's coming even closer.

See, this is a perfect dream, except for that disturbing part. Princess Luna's hands are warm. They're gentle, too. Not to mention, there's a strange smell. Her perfume is an odd, flowery fragrance that's both enticing and mesmerizing.

"There." She said.

What? I never left the hospital?

"Shhh..." Princess Luna put her hand over my mouth. Her voice is so quiet. "As said, what you've been given will help you on your way in Equestria. Now, back to sleep, Mr. Human. Sweet Dreams."

"How did you get in my --" I said.

*** *** ***

" -- hospital room?" I said.

"Hmm?" A voice said.

I rubbed my eyes and squinted as I looked up.

"Are you alright?" The voice said.

Who, who is that?

"Doctor Transfusion?" I said. My vision finally cleared. "Weird, how long have I been out?"

"You've been asleep since I left last night and went home. Mrs. Gauze checked in on you three time last night, and she said you were sound asleep in bed each time." Doctor Transfusion said.

"Hello, Mr. Human." She said.

"H-Hi" I said.

"I will speak with you when we are alone." Doctor Transfusion whispered to me. I nodded to her. "Thank you for the assistance Mrs. Gauze, that will be all."

"Yes ma'am, Doctor Transfusion." Mrs. Gauze said. She closed the door behind her.

The sun is already up. It's eight-twenty-five in the morning. Damn, what did that Princess Luna do to me?

What does Doctor Transfusion want now?

"I apologize about yesterday. After I spoke with Mrs. Straightjacket, it appears what happened was an accident, said accident witnessed by a member of the staff. Mrs. Gauze went to lift up your blanket and touched you by accident. This led to the belief you were purposefully harassing the staff. I assure you the issue has been handled and this type of 'gossip' is not permitted at this hospital." Doctor Transfusion said.

"Thanks for taking care of that issue. Last thing I need is to end up in jail, considered a pervert by Equestrians. I mean, I'm devious and a little bit of a degenerate, but I do not and will not sexually harass or attack others. That sort of behavior is wrong in every sense of the word." I said.

Doctor Transfusion nodded at me. She tapped a small quill pen against a clipboard.

"So, what's the news?" I said.

"Well, it's good news for you, Mr. Human. Your blood-work is back from the lab and it looks excellent. Now, we need to get your information for the hospital records. We started this yesterday, so, let's see, Name: Mega Man. Age: 21. Height: Above Average where it counts. Weight: A Sleek Physique...." Doctor Transfusion placed a firm hand on her forehead. "Now I remember why we stopped filling out the paperwork. You should take this seriously."

"Sorry." I said. I don't even remember filling out the paperwork yesterday. I just hope that's it for the short-term memory lapses. "So, you're a...?"

"Hmm?" Doctor Transfusion said.

I looked at her, and then at my hands underneath the blanket. "Your sex, well I guess your gender, I mean. I'm a little confused about some of your terminology." I said.

"I'm a mare. I am female, a lady, a woman, or the opposite gender of what you consider a stallion, male, or man to be in your world." Doctor Transfusion said. She turned away, and then turned back. "I'll apologize in advance if this book appears insulting to your reading level. Regardless, it should assist you with some basic questions you might have about Equestria."

"You can just call it a children's book." I said.

"Well, it's a bit more advanced than a foal's book." She said.

Great, it's a damn popup book.

"Is something the matter." Doctor Transfusion said.

"..."

"Excuse me?" She said.

"I, I can't... read the book." I said. The book has a nice cover at least. There's a bunch of pictures. I guess this is why she gave me a children's book. "It looks like a bunch of scribbles."

"It's actually a language call Ponyish." Doctor Transfusion said.

"Why can I understand you, but I can't read this book?" I said.

"You'd need a scholar to answer that sort of thing. I may be a doctor, but I'm not one of those doctors." She said.

"Wait, how come you could read what I wrote but I cannot read what this writing?" I said.

"You never wrote your answers down. You told me your answers, remember? " She said.

"I did?" I said.

"I'm sad to say your response confirms my suspicion about your short-term memory. There is some good news, however. The damage doesn't appear permanent as your memory has improved over the course of the week since your arrival." She said. The doctor uncrossed her legs. I felt my face turning red. I had to turn away. "One week does make a bit of difference in one's life."

Yea, one week. Not to mention it's been one hell of a memorable one.

There's one image I can't get out of my head, and it just makes me shiver and cringe so hard. The "stallion," I think it was a stallion, these hospital workers pushed by my room of a gurney. He didn't just injure his arm and leg. He fucked them up to the point his bones were sticking out. It still floors me, if what I overheard was right, that he broke his bones by chucking boulders. I mean, what the hell? Do these ponies just chuck large stones around like tiny rocks or something for fun?

Please doc, don't do it. Don't lean over me.

She's leaning over me, checking my vitals one more time. It's hard for me to give her a steady baseline if her giant tits are resting on my face. I guess this is what my fellow perverts call marshmallow hell.

"So, Fu-Fu, how's he doin'?" a voice said.

"Gusty Breeze." Doctor Transfusion said.

"So, how's the human doin', Fu-Fu?" Gusty Breeze smirked. And there she goes, lifting up my bed sheet, again. "Ha! It's good to see his motor is still hummin' on all cylinders."

"Gusty...." Doctor Transfusion said. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath.

It's unreal. Doctor Transfusion looks like she's actually blushing. Why is Gusty Breeze so interested in my schlong? I'm probably a cocktail wiener compared to the fucking salami rolls in Equestria. Geez, speaking of that brings back another disturbing memory I can't get out of my damn head from this week. I'll never forget that naked stallion who walked by my room. That son of a bitch was probably named tripod with a dick that long.

"Are you cold?" Doctor Transfusion said.

"No, I'm fine." I said.

"I'll say he's fine, ha-ha!" Gusty Breeze said.

"You know 'Busty,' our friend could use some help." Doctor Transfusion said.

"Shhh, not here, Fu-Fu." Gusty Breeze said.

"Then stop calling me Fu-Fu. It's Doctor Transfusion." She said.

"Alright, alright. 'Doctor' Transfusion." Gusty Breeze said.

"Busty." I snickered.

Shit.

"What did you call me?" Gusty Breeze said.

I shook my head.

"Good." Gusty Breeze said.

My heart just skipped a beat. There's even a reading on the EKG. This psycho pony, this "Gusty Breeze" shoved her wing into this solid, motherfucking ground near my bed like a child punching into a piece of soft clay. Are those, are those pipes in that hole?

Alright, rule number one to myself -- please dear god do not let my brain fuck this up and forget it -- do not call this Amazon of a creature Busty, ever. If she can punch a solid hole in solid stone, crock, concrete, or whatever, there's no telling what she can do to me.

"Gusty, be nice." Doctor Transfusion said.

"Just giving him a hint. Right, Mister Human." Gusty said.

I nodded several times, remaining silent. I pulled the covers over my mouth.

"Why don't you go out into the waiting room, Gusty. I'll be there shortly. We can grab some coffee and chat." Doctor Transfusion said. Gusty looked at me. The creature gave a slight lick of her upper lip she turned away. Gusty Breeze has left the room, thank god. "That's what you get for taunting the four-year running champion, Miss Titaness of Equestria."

"..."

"Did you just whimper?" Doctor Transfusion said.

"Hmmm..." I said. I pulled the bed-sheet over my head. "I hope I didn't just piss myself."

"Charming, love. Positively charming." Doctor Transfusion said. I flopped back onto my bed, the cover removed. "Don't let that little display frighten you. Gusty Breeze is a kind, beyond charming mare with a heart rivaling her 'assets,' shall we call them. Poor thing is sensitive about them because she started to develop at a much younger age than other fillies. Those fillies gave her the nickname Busty and teased her on an almost non-stop basis. From the bottom of my heart, I'm thankful none of it stopped that mare from becoming the kind pony she's blossomed into today. She is the one that saved your life, need I remind you."

"Right." I said. I looked up towards the lights and closed my eyes. "A little teasing is fine, but there's a fine line between teasing and outright malicious bullying. Do you mind telling Gusty I'm sorry for chuckling?"

"I don't mind. The main reason I can call her Busty is due to the fact we've established a friendly relationship, as doctor and patient." Doctor Transfusion said.

"Have you two... ya know?" I said.

"No. Gusty Breeze and I are friends." Doctor Transfusion said.

"It'd be nice to find love, but I gave up on that a long time ago." I said. I shook my head. "I'm just a cynical, bitter bastard. It comes with the territory, I guess."

Doctor Transfusion laid her hand on my right hand and smiled. She stood up. Yea, these things are equines, alright. She's swishing her tail around a little while she's stretching.

What do I even do in this world? I can't stay in this hospital forever. Not to mention, who knows what other creatures are even out there in Equestria. I overheard one of these sentient equines talking about their daughter being in some school of "Friendship" with Changelings, Griffons, Yaks, Dragons, and all other manner of creatures.

I guess Doctor Transfusion is right. The good news is that my vitals have stabilized. I do not need the IV bags anymore.

"I'll leave you to your thoughts, Mister Mega Man." Doctor Transfusion smirked. She walked away and closed the door.

Smooth move dumbass. If you acted like a normal person, you could have said your name was Chris. Nooooo, you didn't do that, did you? You tried to be a smartass and made yourself look like a dumbass.

Welcome to Equestria "Mister Mega Man," you dumb bastard. If this is a video game, where's my reset button? Can I reload an old save?

Author's Note

Chapter is far longer than I intended, however I wanted to get some stuff out of the way a little more quickly so as to not bog down successive chapters.

I'm trying out a new tool to help spot some errors that I miss. As no tool is perfect, nor am I perfect, if you see errors feel free to give me a heads up.

Also, holy crap, thanks for the views and thumbs up everyone. This is awesome. I'll do my ultimate best to make sure this is a great story.