A story inspired by 2, 4, 6, Greaaat and based on David Mamet's Glengarry Glen Ross.

Rainbow Dash is confused as to why Twilight asked her to coach the school's cheer squad. After all, she doesn't have any cheerleading experience so why does Twilight think she's right for the job?

It's a question that drives Rainbow crazy, until she figures out the answer. Then things get real.