Tales of a Stoner: Getting Luminous with high

**Two days later**

Griffin and Luminous are currently high as a flying shit, hotboxing a room. They each have an arm around each others shoulders and seem to be having the time of their lives.

“HeY GriFfiN TaKe iT AwAy!!” Luminous says with a goofy smile.

“I’m GonNa TaKe mY HOrsE To tHE oLd ToWn rOaDS, I’m gONnA,”

“RIIIIIIIIIDE TILL I CAN'T NO MORE!!”

“I’M GONNA TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD”

“I’M GONNA RIDE ‘TILL I CAN’T NO MORE (KIO, KIO)”

They continued to sing until eventually, someone opened the door to the room. The five sisters looked at them in shock. Luminous and Griffin just stare at them blankly.

“What.”

“HOW?!” Celestia screamed in shock and frustration.

Luminous answers. “Well, this is what happened. I found out that Griffin had a few smokes, right? Well he offered me one so I decided to try it. And next thing we know a boo-

“I don’t mean that!!” She turns to Luminous. “How were you able to make friends with him?!”

Griffin speaks up this time “well it's easy you just gotta wait and in time I will come to you.”

Luminous looks at Griffin in shock. “Grif, that was probably one of the most calm-minded and reasonable things I have ever heard you say.”

Griffin looks back at Luminous and smiles.

Luminous smiles also. “My man, up top!” He raises his hand up and Griffin slaps it.

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Two days ago

Luminous is blushing up a storm on the couch as Applejack is sitting down on his lap, facing him with a lustful gaze.

“I-I don’t really think that it was necessary that you had to call the others in this.”

Applejack grins. “Ya think we didn’t plan this?”

Luminous’s pupils shrink. “Holy crap, you did! Didn’t you?!”

“Guilty~”

Luminous groans in embarrassment. “Of course you did. Now the others are gonna come barging through the door, and when they see the “situation”, they’re ALL gonna want a piece of me and I’m gonna pro-MMPH!”

Luminous panicking is cut off by Applejack pulling him into a make-out session that lasted for over ten minutes. When she finally breaks it Luminous has yet another goofy smile on his face. “Heheeeeheeeeehaaaa…” Luminous says drunkenly. “Ya know what? Why the hell not? It’s about time I lose my V-card anyway.”

Applejack smiles. “That’s the spirit, sugarcube~”

“So where are the others?”

As if on cue, the front door is swung wide open. And standing on the other side is who other than the rest of the Mane 6.

(Just so you know, these are the heights of the Elements of Harmony.
Twilight Sparkle—6’5”
Rainbow Dash—6’0”
Fluttershy—6’8”
Rarity—6’6”
Pinkie Pie—6’2”
Applejack—6’10”
Luminous Skies—7’10”)

I CHANGE MY MIND!!

“What’s going on here?!” Twilight Sparkle asked, afraid that the plan may have gone awry.

Applejack turns around to face them and Luminous looks over her shoulder. “Uhh, pancakes?” Applejack answers.

“So you’re saying his Phallus is Actually Not Currently As King-sized as predicted, but Even more Substantial?!” Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, and Twilight say at once.

They even have codenames and acronyms?! How long have they been planning this??

“Eeyup, it’s fourteen-and-a-half inches long!” Applejack says, getting a little “excited” herself.

The others gasp in shock and excitement while Luminous gasps in fear.

Oh god, now they all know!!

**Back in Canterlot**

Chrysalis was walking around the gardens when she heard someone softly singing to themselves. Wondering who it was singing she followed it to an overgrown nook behind some hedges at the back of the garden as she got closer she could make out that it was Griffin and he was sitting on a piece of a broken wall. She was shocked at his singing voice, so she simply waited for him to finish.

After Griffin finishes singing, Chrysalis walks up to him. “That was beautiful. I didn’t know you could sing.”

This scared the ever-living shit out of Griffin. “SCHEISSE!!” He accidentally jumps off the edge.

Chrysalis gasps and immediately runs over to the ledge to see if he was ok and what she saw shocked her.

Griffin was floating in mid air curled up into a ball. A red aura was surrounding him along with a horn on his forehead that both of them were sure wasn’t there before. Griffin only had one thing to say.

“What the FUCK IS HAPPENIIIING?!?!”

Later

“So you’re telling us that you suddenly grew a horn out of the blue?” Daybreaker asks, clearly as confused as the other four sisters in the room with her.

“That’s the truth and I swear I’m as confused as you are!” Griffin shouts.

Nightmare Moon puts a hand to her chin. “Perhaps Luminous Skies could help us out with this. I mean, he HAS been a human before.”

Celestia interjects. “Well, we can't get to him because he’s unavailable at the moment.”

“What do you mean?” Luna asks.

“Let’s just say he’s “dealing” with somepony. Six someponies to be exact.”

“They’re having sex!” Daybreaker says flat-out.

“Wait, WHAT?!” Luna shouts in outrage. “I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE HIS VIRGINITY!!”

Daybreaker couldn’t help but laugh at Luna’s outburst.

“C’mon, Luna,” Nightmare consoles her. “I’m sure that they’re just watching a movie or something.”

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MEANWHILE IN LUMINOUS’S HOUSE

“HEY HEY HEY, CHILL! CHILL!! CHILL!!!” Luminous screams as he is currently getting chased around the house by six horny mares.

“Come on, Lulu,” Rainbow says sensually. “All we want is a little look~”

Luminous covers his crotch as he runs through his house. “Yeah! A little look turns into a little feel, which turns into a little taste, which turns into a LITTLE PENETRATION!!” He finds a closet and runs into it and locks the door and turns the lights off. Everything is silent in the closet, until he hears a certain somepony cough.

Recognizing that cough anywhere, he speaks up. “It’s the adorable Element Of Kindness herself, eh?”

“Hi, Luminous,” Fluttershy whispers in the darkness. “Don’t worry. I won’t let the others get to you.”

Luminous sighs in relief. Out of everyone, Luminous had known Fluttershy the longest so he knew he could always count on her. “I knew you wouldn’t go ahead with this.”

Suddenly he feels himself get pushed onto the ground and two large soft mounds press down onto him.

“That’s because I’m going to have you ALL to myself~” Fluttershy says sexually.

Uh oh, Fluttershy’s J-cup tonhongerekoogers! I can’t get out from under these!! Wait, why the hell am I complaining?! I’m living every stallion’s dream right now! It’s time to embrace it!

Before anything could escalate further Luminous and the main six was teleported to the throne room in canterlot castle once the smoke had cleared up the main six saw Luna with an angry and upset look on her face as she is being held down by Nightmare Moon and Daybreaker while Celestia and Chrysalis were trying to calm Griffin down from his panic attack.

Luminous grunts in frustration. “Dammit! I was JUST about to get lucky!” He then looks at Luna, who is glaring death at him and the Mane 6, who are now showing looks of fear including, Luminous.

Luminous huddles up with his fellow Elements Of Harmony. “Alright girls, listen up. The deal is that Luna always wanted to be the one to take my virginity.”

“Let me guess. The fact that we tried to take it first made her so jealous that she’s basically calmly out for out asses, right.” Pinkie says without missing a beat.

Luminous nods. “So we all gotta run,” he points in the direction of the balcony railing. (Lemme reminds you that the room they are in is on the top floor of the castle.) “THAT WAY!” The Elements of Harmony book it towards the balcony and jump off the edge. Luna suddenly breaks out of her sisters' grip and chases the Main 7.

The Main 7 land on the ground unharmed and relieved. “Alright, I do believe we have lost her.” Rarity says.

“YOU ARE WRONG!! SO VERY VERY WRONG!!” Rainbow shouts in fear as she points to the balcony, getting the others to see that Luna has jumped over the balcony and is now nose-diving towards the seven while screaming in rage. The Main 7 book it once more.

“SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!!” Fluttershy screams as she and the others run away from the angry alicorn.

Luminous conjures a platform of purple light and hops on it. “Everypony get on!!”

One by one the other quickly get on and find a place on the platform. But Twilight must have stumbled on the way or something because she hasn’t gotten on yet and is trailing behind the platform! Luminous extends his abnormally large wing and grabs her hand and pulls her on.

“Thanks, Lulu.” Twilight says in relief. She then looks behind her at Luna, who had a look of sadness on her face. Twilight now realizes why she was so upset before.

She informs the others. “Guys, I don’t think Luna was angry because she wanted to take Luminous’s V-card first. I think she was upset because she felt left out.”

After thinking about it for a while, they all believe the same thing and feel kinda bad. The girls look at Luminous who has a look of determination.

“Let’s then this slab of light around eh?” With one quick jerk, he turns the platform around and directs it towards Luna who now has a look of confusion. That look of confusion quickly turned into happiness as she sees Luminous’s smile...

—————————————————————

Back to Griffin

Griffin was currently sat down in a chair as Chrysalis rubbed his back as Griffin sat there he heard Chrysalis ask “how are you feeling now”

Griffin took a few deep breaths before saying “yeah am fine just please stop touching me”

“E-erm sure”

Once she had removed her hand from his back Griffin got to his feet and said “Thanks Chrissy but please don’t touch me again”

After hearing this Chrysalis started to cry before running out of the room and for Celestia to look at him with shock while Nightmare Moon and Daybreaker look. Suddenly he hears from outside.

“GRIFFIN I HEARD THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH!!”

After hearing this Griffin just looked confused “what do you mean what did I do this time”

Luminous suddenly emerges from the floor with a brick in his hands.

Griffin screams and bolts out of the room.

“Woah dude why are you coming at me with a brick again?! I don’t even know what I did wrong!!”

“Bitch, you made my sister cry and unless you apologize, ANOTHER BRICK IS GOING THROUGH YOUR CHEST!!”

“Dude I don’t even know what I did you make her cry all I did was ask her not to touch me again what the fuck is wrong with that?”

Luminous narrows his eyes. “Did you ask nicely?”

“I don’t fucking know I just asked her not to touch me again I just don’t like being touched granted I never explained why or had the chance too”

“Look I really don’t care. Did you say please don’t touch me again or not?”

“Yes I fucking did I said thanks and said please don’t touch me again.”

Luminous calms down and throws the brick away. “Okay that’s all I needed to know. Sorry about snapping like that, it’s just that these ponies are the only ones that I have ever cared about so I’m kinda defensive over them.”

“Ya I get you but you still got ya chill and get both sides”

This time Celestia spoke up “I think I can shed some light on what just happened” seeing how she had both of their attention she continued “since she is a changeling she still is not used to being accepted she forgets that she is not hated like she used to be”

“So is that why she sees me as her big brother? Because I was the first person to really care about her?” Luminous asks.

Celestia looks at Luminous and only shakes her head with a smile. “No, but that’s why you became the first person she ever loved. You became like a big brother to her all on your own. I assume it was how you always encouraged her to make new friends, we’re always her shoulder to cry on, and always protected her from any pony who saw her as inferior in any way.”

Luminous smiles at that.

Celestia smiles back before looking back at Griffin and saying “I think it would be best if you go and explain to her what you really meant by your request”

“Yup and while you do that, I’m gonna find where I put the Main 6 and Luna,” he starts to look around. “If I can find them.”

Suddenly the Main 6 and Luna pops out of nowhere and tackle hugs him into a portal that Twilight must have conjured up somehow.

That portal leads then to Luminous living room, which has a couch to fit fifteen ponies and a 96-inch flat-screen to match. “How the hay did we wind up back at my house? What are we doing here anyway?”

Pinkie jumps onto the couch and grabs the TV remote. “Netflix!” She says as she turns the television on.

“And chill!” says Applejack as she gets comfortable on the couch.

“And snuggles!” Fluttershy says with a cute smile as she jumps towards Luminous and wraps her arms and legs around him and nuzzles into his neck.

Luminous smile grows wide. “I’ll prepare the food!” He says as he gently puts Fluttershy onto the couch and zips into the kitchen. He came back out with an insurmountable amount of food. The mares’ mouths watered at the sight of it. (Bee-tee dubs, in this universe the theory that ponies are vegetarians is FAKE).

Before they could dig in, Luminous felt a disturbance in the force. “Ah shit.”

“What?” The mares ask in unison.

“Celestia is about to do something stupid!”

“AGAIN?!”

“Yup we gotta go!” Luminous picks up Luna and they raced out of the door, leaving the Mane 6 standing there.

“Uh, Twilight? Plan B of “Operation: Lay the Lulu” has backfired.” Rainbow Dash says.

“...Two plans down, twenty-four to go!” The Mane 6 say with determination.

—————————————————————

Knowing what it’s like to be alone Griffin left without saying anything once he was in the hallway he had asked one of the guards if he would take him to Chrysalis after explaining why he was looking for her the guard on the left nodded and started to lead Griffin through the halls towards the gardens

**POV Griffin**

Once I got to the garden I could hear crying following the sound to a shady tree at the back of the garden I saw Chrysalis was sitting under the tree and was playing with a snake.

What are you waiting for? Talk to her!

“Hey Chrysalis I just want to explain what I meant earlier”

Chrysalis just kept playing with a snake. The snake was black with a small white heart on its forehead

Seeing this I sat down next to her before continuing “well you see Chrysalis it’s nothing you did wrong it's just I don’t like being touched by anyone at all doesn't matter who it is I just don’t like the feeling I get from others”

After hearing this Chrysalis look at Griffin confused “what do you mean ‘feeling you get from others’?”

As I sat next to her I saw the snake she was playing looking at me, I remembered something I always wanted to do. I reach out for the snake and softly pet the snake on the head earning me a cute little smile from the snake. Without thinking I picked the snake up and started to nuzzle it while saying “where did you find such a cute snake”

Chrysalis was thrown off guard by my reaction to the snake she looks at me shocked before she shakes her head to clear it and said “her name is Slithers I raised her since I was given her egg as a gift from Fluttershy”

I stop nuzzling the snake to look at her “really that was nice of her. But what type of snake is she?”

“If I remember correctly Fluttershy said she is a Black racer”

Griffin smiles. “Sweet! Those are my favorite kind.”

Chrysalis cutely smiles. “Really? Mine too!”

“Ya know there was this thing my sister would to me. One time she transformed himself into a snake, and he knows how I love snakes. So I picked it up to admire it, and she transformed back into herself and went like, “BLEAGH! It’s me!” And she stabbed me.

“There’s one thing I always love to do to them.” He pokes the snake on the nose, causing the snake to giggle cutely. Somehow. I don't know how snakes CAN giggle.

When all else fails...boop the snoot.

Griffin decides to try something and hoops Chrysalis’s snoot, causing her to jerk back. Griffin gets a worried look. “Did I do something wrong?” He asks.

Chrysalis sighs. “Um, I-I only ever let Luminous poke me like that.”

DON’T BOOP HERS. YOU’VE ONLY KNOWN HER FOR A FEW HOURS.

Griffin’s eyes dilate in fear at the warning, as he remembers the last time he did something to piss Luminous off.

Flashback

GRIFFIN SCREAMING IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN

Flashback end

Griffin shakenly said “You have to have a word with him Chrissy he is going to end up killing me if he keeps that shit up”

Chrysalis gives him an apologetic smile. “I’m sorry about him. He’s been through more than you know.”

Griffin raises a curious eyebrow. “Explain.”

Before Chrysalis could explain they heard someone behind them say “I believe I can explain”

As the pair turned around they saw Celestia standing there with a sad look

Griffin narrows his eyes. “Were you spying on us?”

Celestia is taken aback. “What?! NO!”

“Yes you were.” They all turn to the right to see Luminous Skies and Luna walking towards them.

Celestia blushes slightly. “Okay, maybe I was.”

“You have to forgive her. She tends to show up when it’s least convenient, but is never around when we actually need her.” Luminous says.

Griffin wanted to know why she was spying on him he asks “Tell me why the fuck you were spying on us”

Celestia sighs. “I overheard you talking about how-”

Griffin annoyed after hearing cut her off “well-done numbnuts you just made the list of people to never trust”

After hearing this Celestia visibly flinched back but before she could say anything Griffin spoke up again “now tell me why you really came out here and not some bullshit reason you just came up with because that’s the easiest way to get on my your dead to me list”

Luminous puts a hand on Griffin’s shoulder. “Watch yourself.”

“Fuck off dude! I don’t deal well with people spying on me, or when someone won’t even tell you WHY they are doing it IF they get caught!”

Luminous pats his shoulder. “Ok, I’m with you there.” He looks to Celestia. “What gives?”

Not expecting Luminous to agree with Griffin Celestia was stunned and stuttered out a response. “W-What?”

“u U U U u U did I motherfucking stutter you BITCH?” Luminous says with a raised eyebrow.

“Shit! Okay that was a good one.” Griffin says and high-fives Luminous.

Griffin just looked to Celestia with an unsure look and said, “If you want me to trust you. You have to be fucking honest to a fault with me its the only way”

Confused by hearing this Chrysalis spoke up “what do you mean”

Looking at her with a soft look Griffin explains “I’m unable to understand social cues or the emotions someone should feel at a given moment”

Luminous kneels in front of him and puts both hands on Griffin’s shoulders. “Life has been a total cunt-muffin to you, hasn’t it?”

Griffin chuckles at hearing cunt-muffin “dude you have no fucking clue what it's like living in that wasteland”

Before the topic was completely forgotten Luminous spoke up and said “Celestia why where you really out here”

Celestia sighed seeing no way out of it now she said “when I saw Griffin's horn I remembered someone from when I was a foal with the exact same horn I had to see if he was the same pony from back then”

Luminous looks confused. “Wait, you told me about that pony. You said he had family ties to me, right?”

“Yes, you’re correct” Celestia simply stated

Griffin then spoke up sounding bored “So Princess Sunny D what did your spying tell you”

Celestia points to Luminous. “You’re his brother.”

“Excuse me, what the FUCK?!” Luminous yells.

Griffin just looks at Luminous before saying “fuck that noise mate I ain’t got a family”

Without missing a beat Celestia said “you do”

“Oh if that's the case explain it to us then you overpraised statue,” Griffin said with a look of disbelief.

“I’m with Grif, start talkin’!” Luminous says with his arms crossed.

“I think we should wait till we are with our sisters,” Celestia said

Griffin and Luminous were getting annoyed say in unison. “Why the fuck should we wait for them I’m fucking sick of you pussyfooting around this just fucking tell us already and you can go tell your sisters after I have heard whatever you have to say”

Griffin and Luminous look at each other in shock. They then grin at each other. “My man. Up top!” They say in unison again and high-five each other.

Celestia just sighs and says “because it involves them as well”

Griffin just huffed before saying “what are you gonna say we were engaged to you and your sisters?” Luminous chuckles at that.

Celestia just nods.

Luminous and Griffin look at each other, then back to Celestia. Then they just burst into laughter.

“Good one, Tia! What’s next is you’re gonna tell us that Griffin is engaged to you and Daybreaker,”

“And Luminous over here is engaged to Luna and Nightmare Moon!”

Celestia nods again.

Luminous and Griffin go silent. Before laughing even harder. They then walk away still laughing.

“Come on ‘bro’! Drinks are on me!” Luminous says.

Griffin grins. “I’ll get the weed!”

Luminous pulls out two big bags of weed with his hands, and his wings pull out some paper and roll up some of the weed into two big blunts. He hands one to Griffin and puts one in his own mouth. “No need!”

Griffin gets out a light from his pocket and lights both blunts. “My man!” Griffin says.

After taking a couple of hits Griffin spoke up “Celestia that’s as believable as the Queen of England is an immortal being who can shape-shift whos also part of the Illuminati”

Luminous laughs. “Tell me about it! With that woman ever die?!”

Taking another hit Griffin said “dude I don’t think so at this point she’s well over 110 years old now and still looks like shes 69”

Luminous gives Griffin a grin. “Did you just…”

“What can I say? I like a woman who has a little...experience if you know what I mean.”

“You’re telling me you would rut the queen?!”

“Maybe maybe not who can really say when you only hear about someone and never meet them”

“I’m sorry dude, but rutting a 93-year-old is fucking weird if you’re only 22.”

“Not really dawg I know stories worse than that would you like to know some” Griffin says with a sinister grin.

“Oh, hells yeah!” Luminous said, matching Griffin's sinister grin. “And I’ll tell you some of my own along the way.”

“Alright I will list of a couple for you” Griffin took a second to remember some stories “well there is this one story I showed it was a man fucking a live chicken or how about the guy who had sex with his own mother or sister not sure which one but got them pregnant and then found out about it after they had the baby or how about this one guy who took a corpse who he fell in love with to his house and slept with her in his bed every night till he died and even ever a part of her was too rotten he would just take another piece from another body”

Now everyone looked at Griffin with both a look of shock and disgust. Luminous just blinked before saying. “Well you know what they say…”

“INCEST IS WINCEST!!”

Now everyone just looked at Griffin confused at what he had just shouted out, and the sisters had just caught up with the two. They just start walking with them, Luminous and Griffin don’t seem to care.

After a couple of seconds of confused silence, Luminous broke out into a fit of laughter before saying “dude what the fuck where did that come from”

Griffin chuckled before saying “well think about it if what she said is true there is gonna be incest one way or the other”

Confused Chrysalis asks “what do you mean Griffin”

Griffin took another hit before saying “well if I and lu are brothers let's say he marries luna first that would technically make me the rest of her sister's brother which would end up meaning I would end up marrying my own step-sister that’s if I even want to get married”

After Celestia heard the last part of what Griffin was saying she had a look of someone who had just had their heartbroken

After Luminous heard what Griffin said and how Celestia reacted he attempted to hit him only for Griffin to collapse into a pile of shadows before anyone could freak out he had come out of Celestia's shadow when Griffin had appeared he had a look of confusion and was looking around trying to figure out what had just happened to him.

While everyone was confused, Luminous just smiled. “I knew it. Just wanted to make sure.”

“Wait, what the hell do you mean?” Griffin asks.

Suddenly Luminous collapses into shadows and appears out of Luna’s shadow.

“It means that what Tia has told us is true” Luminous said with a slight cocky tone

“Fuck sake dude you ain’t making a lick of sense,” Griffin said starting to sound annoyed

“I mean she’s right about one thing. We have to be related.”

“What makes you say that hmm,” Griffin asks hanging from under Celestia’s wings

“Well, both of us are obviously able to harness The Shadows at will, and that is something you’re born with.” Luminous answers while hanging from under Luna’s wings.

“Dude what makes you think you can’t learn to harness shadows I have seen people do it before granted not to this level but what do I know coming from that place with no real magic… well thats if you don’t count radiation as a form of magic”

“Grif, you’re making no sense.”

“Well think about it for a second magic changes the world around you for good or bad so does radiation it also changes the world around it but before we try and understand my train of thoughts I think we should get back onto the topic at hand”

“Yes we should. What I’m saying is that you don’t just GET the ability to harness The Shadows in Equestria. It’s something that comes with birth. And nobody has ever been able to harness The Shadows for the last few millennia. And since we are the only ones who can, we have to be related.”

“Do you know how stupid you sound right now that’s like saying I am related to wolfs because my teeth are like that of a wolfs”

“Do you have any better explanations?”

Griffin opens his mouth, only to close it again. “Good point.”

As Griffin hung from Celestia’s wings he heard her giggle. Looking over to her, he said “What are you laughing at poppet?”

“Wings. A Pegasus or alicorn’s most sensitive body part.” Luminous says.

“That is so fucking stupid it’s like me talking around with my dick out it's stupid and rather crazy to do,” Griffin said not having a clue what he was saying.

“Listen just give her wings a little squeeze.” Luminous says with a mischievous grin.

“nope, “ Griffin said with his head extending to a hard hat that appeared out of nowhere.

Luminous shrugs. “Suit yourself.” Luminous begins to take his leave. “If you need me, I’ll be freerunning on the rooftops.”

“Yo dawg wait up for me I just gotta grab something from one of my boxes” running off to his room Griffin was followed by Luminous

“Griff what the fuck are we getting from your room,” Luminous asked sound nothing sort of confusion

“I’m getting my gear dude plus a change of clothes”

Luminous stopped outside of a room and shouted to Griffin “yo Griff where you running off too this is your room here”

Sliding to a stop Griffin spun around and ran towards the door only to slam face-first into the solid oak door.

“You forgot to open it.” Luminous said with a chuckle as he opens the door to Griffin’s room.

“Dammit, I knew that.”

“No you didn’t.”

“Just wait here.” Running into his room; Griffin starts going through the boxes until he found the box that held his skateboard, sunglasses and his black fingerless glove after finding them, he moved to the next box to change his clothes into a pair of black shorts and a black t-shirt with a skull dripping blood from its teeth.

Luminous raises his eyebrow. “You come prepared, don’t you?”

“Not really just somethings I like taking with me when I have to leave home for a long period of time”

“Oh, I see.” Luminous says in understanding.

“So where are we going?” Griffin asked as he hooked his skateboard on to his back

“Somewhere where you don’t need your skateboard.” Luminous walks outside the main entrance to the castle and jumps onto one of the houses.

Griffin followed after Luminous and shouted “FUCK YOU MAN you don’t know that”

Luminous laughs. “We’re jumping across rooftops!”

Griffin shot back with “So doesn't mean I won’t find time to use it”

Luminous shrugs. “Suit yourself. Are you coming up or what?”

“Yeah I’m coming up”

As they were running across the rooftops Griffin looked over to Luminous before asking “So what’s your thoughts on what Celestia said to us?”

This question causes the teenager to stop in his tracks, along with Griffin. “Well, aside from when you and I first met, it’s clear that we get along very well. So I’m not sure about the whole brother thing, but I think I can do with being your friend. What do you say?”

Griffin shrugs and said “Fine, just don’t expect me to just be using that word it’s not for me”

“Bingo bongo!” Luminous said with a smile, reminding Griffin that this almost eight-foot-tall tank was still only nineteen years old.

“So what should we do when we get back to them?” Griffin asked scratching his chin

“I think we should at least hear them out before we jump to conclusions.” Luminous suggests. “And look on the bright side! If we really DO end up hooking up with the sisters, they ain’t the bad lookin’!” Luminous says with a grin. “Yet I’ll have to talk to the others if that’s the case.”

“What others?” Griffin asked confusion written all over his face.

Luminous gasps excitedly. “Oh, that’s right! You didn’t meet my marefriends yet!”

“Dude one what the fuck are marefriends and B) what the fuck do you mean speak fucking english”

“Okay, why are you cursing just for the hell of it, one. And two, in your world, marefriend means girlfriend.” Luminous explains.

“Firstly I fucking curse because it's how I fucking talk and two that sounds so fucking retarded who the fuck came up with the stupid fucking name”

“Have you ever realized that I’m a FUCKING HORSE? This is a universe where we’re all animals. And I just so happen to be a horse, so we talk accordingly. Woman=Mare, Man=Stallion, Leg=Hoof, etc.” Luminous explains once more.

“It's still fucking retarded I’m just gonna stick to fucking Scouse, thank you very much.”

Luminous smirks. “Well to us, the way you talk sounds retarded. There is no winning here!”

“Fuck off! I know how retarded it sounds! It’s coz I pick up and use words from other countries.”

Luminous sighs. “This is a dumbass argument we’re having, huh?”

Griffin shrugged and said, “Not really, I have had worse with myself before”

Luminous chuckles. “Same here. Come on. I’ll show you the others!” Luminous creates another purple light platform and hops on. “Are you coming on, or what?”

“Nah dude I’m good fuck flying it’s for bitches”

Luminous grabs him and places him on the platform. “I wasn’t asking.” Luminous takes off towards his home, with Griffin frantically holding on, screaming for his life.

Luminous laughs. “So THAT’S why you don’t like flying! Aw, is my wittle bwudder afraid of heights?”

Griffin glares death at Luminous. “First of all, if you tell ANYONE about my altophobia, I will slaughter you. And second of all, I’m 22 and that makes me three years older than you!”

Luminous giggles. “Yeah, I guess you’re right!”

“Why the fuck did you even drag me to this dump when I said no”

“Well, how else are we gonna get to my house?”

“By not fucking going”

Luminous ignores Griffin and looks up. “Well, we’re here!”

Griffin looks up and he sees a huge mansion atop of a floating island. “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!”

Luminous smirks. “That’s my home!”

“It looks like shit”

Luminous feelings are actually hurt this time. “W-What?”

“Dude I have legit seen better buildings and they were nothing but blown-out shells of there former glory”

Luminous looks away to hide his tears. “O-Okay then. W-Well I built this thing myself, b-but it doesn’t matter now, does it.” The light platform makes a sharp turn back towards Canterlot.

“Well maybe next fucking time DON’T FUCKING DRAG ME SOMEWHERE I DON’T WANT TO GO YOU LITTLE SHIT” Griffin then looks over to Luminous and sighs “fuck sake man grow a pair your not a child anymore THINK about what you are doing your not some almighty fuck stain who can’t be touched”

Luminous chuckles, but it is clear that there is no humor behind it. “You don’t think I know that? When you get your wings torn out from your sockets, when you get your eyes gouged out, when you get your heart emotionally and literally ripped from your chest, when you actually FUCKING DIE, you tend to realize that. Look I know that you’ve been through some shit, and because of that you lost most of your emotion. But for me it was the other way around and I don’t know why. But hey, I’m just a mistake aren’t I? At least that’s what my old man said after leaving me to die.”

“Well lucky fucking you all I’m going to say is that at least you had someone before I was left with nothing and rejected by everything even death doesn't want me”

“My old man left me right after I was born, AND death rejected me too. So I know how you feel.”

“Well at least you had someone, I had nothing from the get-go now lets fucking move on I’m getting fucking bored”

Luminous just ignores him. His breathing just gets heavier and he clenches his fists.

“Hey! Are you even listening to me?”

Luminous’s fur begins to darken, and his eyes begin to pale.

Griffin frowns. “I MAY have went a little too far.”

Luminous just utters a few words before his fur and mane go pure black and his eyes turn pure white.

“You might want to start runnin’.”

Griffin looks around, and he realizes that he is still in the air on the platform. “Oh shit. There’s nowhere to go!”

“EXACTLY.”

Luminous lunges towards Griffin, and Griffin screams in fear as he falls off the platform, plummeting down to the ground far below.

After thirty seconds of falling and screaming, something grabs Griffin, he opens his eyes to find a normal Luminous carrying him with a smug grin.

Luminous puts him down on the ground. “You honestly thought you hurt my feelings when you insulted my house? It may not look like your definition of a good house, but I made that with my bare hands so I’m proud of that mansion!” Luminous says with a laugh.

“While I respect the fact that you made the house yourself, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!”

“I’m a teenager, remember? And as a potential baby brother, I gotta do what I gotta do!” Luminous says with an innocent smile that only a little brother could pull off.

Griffin just sighs and closes his eyes. “I can’t be mad at you.” ‘Can’t tell him I’m lying about that can’t be arsed dealing with someone crying’

“Anyways,” Luminous pulls out two big blunts. “Wanna hit it?”

Griffin grins and takes a blunt and lights it. “Now you’re speaking my language!”

As the two where smoking Luminous heard the sound of someone approaching. Both of them turn around to find all five sisters and the Mane 6.

Griffin turns to Luminous. “Nope.”

Luminous turns to Griffin. “Nope.”

“FUCK THIS SHIT I’M OUT” Griffin shouted as he hopped onto his skateboard and rode away.

“I don’t know what the fuck just happened, but I don’t really care.” Luminous gets on his hoverboard and follows Griffin. “Imma get the fuck up outta here!”

As the pair rode off the mares where left baffled at what had just happened and who that other stallion was.