While they were riding through the streets avoiding the eleven mares waiting for them, Griffin notices what Luminous is riding on. “Holy crap, is that an actual hoverboard?!”

Luminous nods. “Yup. Want one?”

“Is that a rhetorical question?! Gimme!” Luminous pulls another hoverboard out of his tail and chucks it at Griffin. He throws his skateboard onto Luminous’s tail and gets on the hoverboard.

As Griffin got onto the board he felt a wave of nostalgia hit him.

Luminous chuckles. “I know that look, what nostalgia hit you this time?”

“This just reminds me of dipshits that tried to make their own hoverboards watching them test them out was fucking hilarious.”

Luminous laughs. “You’ve seen that shit happen too?!”

Griffin chuckles out “yeah by far the funniest moment was when they ended up blowing up their base body parts raining down all over the place”

Luminous chuckles. “Talk about a backfire!”

“Aye and got a cool keepsake from it”

Just as Luminous opened his mouth to speak, Griffin shot down the street on his new board. As he rode through the hallways, Tony Hawk pro skater superman started to play. To the beat of the music Griffin was pulling off tricks to avoid hitting anyone.

As Griffin was about to turn a corner he was hit and knocked to the ground by a flying flower pot looking to were it came from he saw a white unicorn with blonde hair looking triumphantly.

Standing up Griffin rushed over to the stallion and shouted in his face “WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION”

Trying to look and sound brave the stallion shouted “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM. I AM PRINCE BLU”

He was cut off by Griffin grabbing him by the throat and lifting him up into the air as blue hung there as he struggled for air. Luminous finally catches up with him and sees what’s going on.

Luminous grabs Griffin’s arm and pulls it off Blueblood’s neck, as Luminous looked into Griffin’s face he saw something in Griffin’s that he thought he would never see again in all the years he has lived he has only seen this face a handful of times and that was when he was very young.

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Over two thousand years ago…

“COME OVER HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE, YOU FUCKTARDS!” A white unicorn colt shouted with tears in his eyes.

“Calm down Griffin, you gotta calm down.” Said a green pegasus colt, with hands-on the unicorn colt’s shoulders.

Not taking his eyes off of the young drake standing in front of him Griffin said in a slightly calmer tone “dude how do you expect me to calm down when this little shit tried to take my pet snakes you know how much they mean to me” without waiting for a response Griffin lunged forwards swinging his hellhound claw dagger at the drakes torso only cutting deep enough to break the skin and draw a trickle of blood because the drake was pushed back by the green pegasus colt.

Snapping his head towards the colt Griffin shouted “WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING LUMINOUS YOU KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN TO ME SO WHY ARE YOU HELPING HIM”

Walking closer to Griffin, Luminous spoke in a low understanding tone “I know what they mean to you but that doesn’t mean you should go and kill him”

With an icy tone Griffin looking Luminous dead in the and said “I wasn’t going to kill him I was only going to make sure he wouldn’t be able to try and do it again”

With a worried look, Luminous was frantically trying to calm his brother down the young drake was trying to back away. But Luminous suddenly grabbed the young dragon’s arm with his wing. Luminous turns around and gives the drake a death glare.

“I never said you were off the hook. I just said we weren’t going to kill you, that doesn’t mean you ain’t gonna feel any pain. You made my brother cry, and no one messes with the ones I love!”

While Luminous was talking, Griffin was giving the dragon a smug grin because he knew he could always vaunt on his little brother to take his side.

The drake desperately tried to get away, but was unable to move because of Luminous’s grip holding him in place with one look from Griffin the drake was now frantically pulling against the hold Luminous had on his arm the drake now panicking the drake started to pull harder against the hold Luminous had on his arm until he collapsed to the floor with a scream of pain.

Hearing this Luminous looked to the young drake and saw that he had broken the drakes arm by accident. Luminous gaps and puts his hands over his mouth. “O-oh my! Please forgive me! I-I never meant to-” He was unable to finish his sentence because Griffin pulled his brother close to him and covered his eyes, for Luminous wouldn’t want to see what was about to happen.

Seeing this as his chance Griffin lunged at the drake and swung for the drakes arm landing the blow the blade cut through the drakes arm in a clean but messy blow smiling at what he had done Griffin turned around and said a carefree tone “You apologize too much. Come on Luits time to get home”

After stopping the bleeding Luminous ran after his brother with a heavy sigh he turned to look at his brother before saying “Griff was that really necessary?”

Chuckling Griffin turned to his brother and said “well, of course, what did you expect me to do when someone tries to take my snakes from me?”

Luminous sighs with a defeated smile. “Probably the same I would do if anyone took you away from me: remove a limb.”

Griffin gives his brother an extremely rare brotherly-loving smile. “You fucking better.”

“Don’t worry, I always will. Anyways, how did it go with the princess?” Luminous says with a grin.

“Celestia? Well, see for yourself.” With a smirk Griffin lifts the piece of hair covering his cheek to reveal a golden kiss mark.

Knowing of only one fully their age that wears golden lip gloss in Canterlot, Luminous wraps his arms around Griffin with a huge smile and flies into the air, spinning in joy. “Woooooooooo! She likes youuuu!”

Griffin looks away with a small glare. “Lu? What did we say about hugging?”

Luminous looks up at him and hits him with the most adorable puppy dog eyes. “That you would make an exception for me, your baby brother?” Luminous says hopefully.

Sighing Griffin hugged back and said in a soft tone “you’re lucky I care for you just don’t make a habit out of it and knock them dam puppy dog eyes off”

Breaking the hug Luminous ran ahead of his big brother shouting back as he ran “come on bro I’ll race you back”

Shaking his head Griffin ran after his brother with a chuckle he shouted back to Luminous “you know that was a cheap trick starting a race with a head start”

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Present time

Realizing what Griffin was about to do Luminous pulled his brother back and into a side room away from blue blood once inside the room he threw Griffin into the wall with enough force to form a spider web of cracks where his brothers head had hit the wall after letting go Griffin slid down the wall into a heap worried about what he had just done Luminous knelt down and saw that his brother was bleeding without thinking Luminous slung Griffin over his shoulder and broke out into a full sprint towards the throne room where he hoped the sisters would be.

\/ Pov Celestia /\

It was another long day of court with my sisters another noble’s petty problem the noble standing before us today was complaining about how he wants to move a school for the simple reason it was blocking his view of the sunrise as he droned on Luna was getting more aggravated at the noble and was about to snap when the double doors leading into the throne room burst open with a frantic looking Luminous holding Griffin’s unconscious body.

Once he made eye contact with me he rushed over pushing the noble out of his way causing the noble to fall and hit his face-off of the steps leading to our thrones not caring for the noble I rush to meet them as I got closer I saw that Griffin was bleeding without thinking I reached out and snatched Griffin away from his brother and held him close looking to Luminous I spoke with a shaky tone “what happened to him Luminous and please tell me the truth”

After taking a moment to take a breath he spoke in a low almost whisper-like tone “well it started when I gave him a new board and he went to test it out through the castle it was going great until blue balls did something to him I’m not really sure what was happening but when I caught up with him I saw he had blue balls by the throat holding him in the air when I caught up and saw this I rushed over and pulled Griffin off of him but when I looked into his eyes I saw something thing in his eyes I thought I’d never see again I then pulled him into a side room and in a panic I threw him against the all causing him to hit his head and knocked him out when I kneeled I saw that he was bleeding and rushed out to try and find you”

Taking a moment to go through what Luminous has just told me my mind began to race with thoughts about what he could have seen hesitantly I ask “Luminous what did you see to make you do this?”

Taking a moment to reply he asked “do you remember when we were foals and your mother had a meeting with a dragon mother and her one-armed drake?” seeing Celestia nod he carried on “well what happened to that drake was Griffin he snapped after seeing the drake try and take his snakes I tried to stop him but I only helped him I didn’t mean to help him cut the drakes arm off I was only trying to keep them apart but that didn’t really work out since I broke the drakes arm by accident I was holding the drake so he wouldn’t run since that would cause Griffin to chase him and make whatever he had planned to do originally worse” Luminous had tears running down his cheeks at this point “the look in his eyes that day was the same as the ones I saw today I only slammed him into the wall trying to get him down to forget about what happened but I used too much force and this happened”

Shocked what I had just heard I looked down to Griffin’s unconscious body I remembered the time I first saw the change in him

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Luminous’s POV

“SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT! What have I done?!” Luminous said to himself with tears in his eyes. “I might have just killed my brother! NO! I’m not going to lose you again.” Luminous chest starts to glow, he picks up Griffin and presses his bleeding head to his chest.

After a few minutes, Griffin opens his eyes. He looks around to see that he was in the castle again. He finally catches on about what happened and jumps away from Luminous’s embrace. “Please tell me that nobody kissed me.”

Before Griffin could do anything else, he was pulled yet into another tight embrace by his little brother. “GRIFF! Thank God you’re alive!”

Griffin looks up at Luminous. “Wait, I DIED?!”

“O-Only for a few minutes.”

“Dam, what happened to me, bro?” Griffin asked hugging Luminous back

Taking a moment to collect himself Luminous pulls back slightly and spoke with a shaky tone “When I banged your head into the wall I-Inmay or may not have accidentally killed you.” Luminous started to tear up again.

Bapping Luminous on the head he pulls him in close and whispers “It’s alright just don’t do it again alright little man”

Luminous sighs with a smile and nods. “I missed you, man.”

“Me too.”

Luminous suddenly picks Griffin up and spins in the air laughing all the while. While most of Griffin had the urge to stop Luminous instantly, a small skull with pink mist and heart engravings in his soul won the inside battle. And Griffin ended up hugging and laughing with the brother he lost over two thousand years ago.

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THIRD PERSON POV

As Celestia watched the brothers who hugged each other get tackled by her sisters as she fell to the ground she let out a light set of giggles.

A small cough draw everyone’s attention to the bottom of the stairs where a guard was standing before anyone could inquire as to why the guard has interrupted this bonding moment Griffin spoke up first “Dude the fuck do you want can’t you see we are in the middle of doing something for fuck sake” He says with an angry glare.

“I agree. Whatever it is, it better be good.” Luminous said.

The guard gulped before speaking. “We have just received word that the gryphons and the Dragons have formed an alliance...a-and they just ordered a full-on attack towards the Crystal Empire.”

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AT THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE, MINUTES BEFORE THE ATTACK

Cadence and her husband shining armour were running throughout the castle getting the guards ready while trying to keep the citizens safe from the upcoming attack throughout the castle and the street guards could be heard marching to the barrier.

From outside the castle, seven figures come from the sky and bust through the door. They were no other than the Royal Brothers and Sisters.

Shining and Cadence noticed them and sighed in relief. “Your highnesses! Thank goodness you’re he-who’s that?” Shining Armor points to Griffin.

Luminous protectively stands in front of Griffin. “Don’t worry, he’s my brother, long story, I’ll tell you after the attack. Just tell us what to do, and we’ll do it.”

Cadence and Shining look at each other, and then shrug. “Uh, okay then. Celestia, Luna, we need you two to somehow lure the dragons and gryphons away from the city. We don’t want them repeating what the Changeling did to this empire. Speaking of which, Chrysalis! Do you think you can persuade Thorax and Phalanx to get the Changelings to aid us in this battle?”

“I’ll do my best.” She says, and Celestia, Luna, and Chrysalis fly out of the castle.

“Daybreaker and Nightmare Moon, once your twins lure the enemy out into the open, you two need to be able to battle the gryphons with the aid of our guards. Can you do that?”

Daybreaker smirks. “Can we?! Come on sis! Let’s show these gryphons who’s boss!” Nightmare Moon and Daybreaker fly out of the castle.

“You lot are fucking boring I’m gonna go and have some fun” Griffin shouts to the group of ponies as he jumps out of the window in the throne room wielding his dual wield his lucky revolvers as he fell to the ground below the ponies in the throne room rushed to the window he had just jump out of and saw Griffin land on his feet with a shudder before he ran off toward the magic shield.

As he broke through the shield Griffin started to whistle the theme song for the A-Team. Griffin then hears someone behind him humming to the same theme. He doesn’t even have to turn around to figure out who it is.

He grins. “I can’t go anywhere without you tagging along, can I?”

“Nope, you’re stuck with me forever.” Luminous says with the same grin.

Shaking his head Griffin spun around and started to run backwards as he spoke to Luminous “why do I feel like this has happened before?”

Chuckling at his brother’s antics Luminous replied with “maybe because something like this happened before”

Doing a backflip Griffin said “really? You will have to tell me about it when we are done here”

Before he could reply to his older brother luminous saw an arrow flying towards his brother “BRO LOO…”

Before he could even finish that sentence he saw his brother spin around on the balls of his feet and catch the arrow in between his teether shocking everyone who was looking at the brother’s without missing a beat Griffin snapped the arrow by clenching his jaw he then fired two round at the gryphon who tried to shoot him hitting the gryphon dead in the eyes.

Luminous walks up to him and gives him a high five. “Shiiiiiiit, Grif! Talk about badass! But save that for the Dragons.” Luminous says and points towards the thousands of dragons now running towards them.

Luminous and Griffin look at each other with smirks. “You ready for this?” Luminous asks.

“You kiddin? I haven’t kicked some ass in ages and I can’t wait to do it again.”

As the brothers ran towards the dragons, Griffin started to sing FALLOUT 4 RAP by JT Music - "Welcome To My Apocalypse"

As the beat for the song kicked in Griffin started to fire his dual revolvers at the dragons blowing holes into to Dragons that were hit by his bullets
While Griffin started really getting into the song, he started taking down enemies to the beat of the song. Sometimes he even did a spin, or a b-twist before killing a dragon. Griffin looked behind him to see around twenty dragons preparing to divebomb him. As the dragons made contact with the ground, Griffin morphed into the shadows and appeared behind them.

“Lookin for me?” Griffin says as the dragons look at him in shock. He charges his horn and uses it to force them all in a line in front of him. The dragons struggled to break free, but to no avail. Pulling out his hand cannon, Griffin let’s one shot loose and it goes through all of the twenty dragons. Scales and all.

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meanwhile in the skies above Griffin, Luminous was soaring through the groups of flying gryphons slicing through them with his bladed wingtips like a hot knife through a banana as he sliced through ten of the gryphons sending wings and feathers flying through the sky with the forces of his attack seeing their comrades get mutilated a commander sent four of their best flyers to try and surprise attacked only to be caught in a barrage of razer like feathers dropping causing the four who tried to sneak up on him to plummet to the ground riddled with Luminous’s feathers.

With a snap of his wings, Luminous shot off towards the gryphon captains catching two of them off guard with his wing’s cutting through there necks while the remaining two leapt into the air with the hopes of surviving only to drop to the ground as luminous sliced their wings off with a single sweep of his wings once they had hit the ground the rest of the gryphons started to back off seeing how they were outmatched by a single pegasus.

Firing another barrage of feathers he took out the remaining gryphons after the gryphons were dealt with he flew down to his brother.

Nightmare deadpans and Daybreaker glares at him from above, for they were only able to take down a few Gryphons before Luminous took out the rest.

Once he landed next to his brother he looked shocked by the brutality Griffin was showing. “Daaaammn, Grif! You goin easy on them?”

“Well, I don’t wanna kick their ass too much.” Griffin starts noticing gryphon corpses falling from the sky. “Come on, Lu! I was expecting more than this from ya.”

“Hey, I was going easy on them too, ya know.”

The brothers turn to see the thousands of Dragons running towards them. Griffin and Luminous with ice cold grins.

“Now the gloves come off!” They say at once.

Griffin brings out a new, more dangerous weapon.(The Jötunn from Destiny 2) And Luminous just cracks his knuckles.

“You ready for this bro it’s about to get messy fast” holding the trigger Griffin charges the weapon before unleashing a huge explosive ball of plasma burning everything that it hits even the dragons resistance to high temperatures and the like stood no match for the heat that would come off of the projectile.

The death screams of the dragons could be heard all the way back at the castle causing the residents to shake in fear at what could cause that sort of noise the screams even caused the rest of the battlefield to stop and star at what Griffin had just unleashed upon the unsuspecting dragons.

Seeing their brothers and sisters melt before their eyes they started to retreat only to be stopped by the explosion of the plasma ball blowing chunks of dragon bone and horns into the surrounding dragons lacerating vital organs.

As the dragons die around them Griffin shouted with a burst of maniacal laughter “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.”

The Dragons become confused until they hear something from above them.

“SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!” Luminous says, as he slams the ground with both fists, decimating everything around him in a 100 yard radius.

After that first slam, Luminous just starts punching. Every punch he landed, it caused a shockwave taking out the dragons around it. But then he started punching faster, and faster, until Luminous was nothing but a blur. And when he started punching with his wings also, it was all over. Griffin’s Jötunn and Luminous’s limbs ended the dragon attack in less than five minutes.

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Back at the castle

Everyone was gathered in the throne room after the attack. Shining Armor and Cadance were saying something to the royal brothers and sisters. But the royal brothers weren’t listening because they were just talking to each other about the fight.

“Dam lu that has got to be one of the best fights I have had in years” pulling a bong with a bowl packed with weed out of nowhere Griffin took a hit before passing it to Luminous who did the same.

After getting his bong back from Luminous Griffin turned and look at Celestia offering her a hit at first the was hesitant to take it but after Griffin reassured her it would be fine and he would walk her through it she hesitantly took the bong once she had hold of it Griffin started to walk her through how to smoke it without hitting a whitey.

“Whatever you do, don’t cough.” Luminous warns.

Celestia hits it for twenty seconds.

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This would have happened if Shining Armor hadn’t shouted at Griffin and Luminous first.

“WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK YOUR DOING”

Almost dropping his bong Griffin turned to Shining with a scowl “THE FUCK DUDE YOU NEARLY MADE ME DROP MY BONG”

“I DON’T CARE WHO KNOWS WHAT YOUR TRYING TO MAKE THE PRINCESS INHALE” Shining armour shouted back at Griffin

“ARE YOU THAT MUCH OF A KISS ASS THAT YOU DIDN’T EVEN SEE ME AND LUMINOUS SMOKE IT GROW UP DUDE” Griffin shouted back in Shinings face

“Shining, calm down!” Cadance shouts.

Inraged Shining took a swing at Griffin only for it to be caught by Luminous he then turned to Shining and whispered “you really don’t want to do that”

“Oh, and why what’s the worst it can do to me?”

Griffin spoke with venom dripping off of every word “It can make your life worse than hell it’s self”

Luminous narrows his eyes. “Did you just call my brother an it?”

“Oh I do believe he did dear brother,” Griffin said while staring daggers at Shining.

“Do you know what I do to ANYONE who talks bad about my family in ANY way? Tell him, Grif.”

Clearing his throat Griffin said in a posh British accent “well from my shaky memory dear brother the last guy lost the use of his limbs for the rest of his life”

Shining scoffs, not believing him for one second. “Let me guess, you broke all of the bones in his limbs.”

Luna shakes her head. “Nope, he ripped out his spine.”

“He WHAT?!” Cadence shouts in shock.

“You WHAT?!” Shining shouts in fear.

“Aye it was a fun time as well,” Griffin said with a dark laugh.

Somehow after the initial fear of hearing this, Shining just gets more angry. “Well, you’re gonna have to pin me down first.” He suddenly kicks Luminous square in the chest, sending Luminous flying through the castle walls.

“Now you fucked up,” Griffin said while swinging for Shinings head with a power fist. Somehow Shining blocked it and punched Griffin straight in the ribs, breaking them. This causes Griffin to scream in pain.

As soon as he does. Shining unknowingly has sealed his fate.

Seeing his brother get his ribs broken Luminous flys straight at Shining armour colliding with him with the forces of a sonic boom breaking every bone in Shinings body.

After making sure Shining wouldn’t be getting up any time soon he rushed over to his brother’s side to try and fix his ribs only to stop upon seeing his bother’s rib fragments sticking out of his chest.

Seeing the state his brother was in he was about to end Shining armour but was restrained by Luna and Nightmare moon as Celestia, Daybreaker and Chrysalis try to heal the damage that was dealt to Griffin.

Luminous looks like he has calmed down. And gets Luna and Nightmare Moon to let go. “He looks at them with a smile. “Don’t worry, I just want to talk to him.”

As he’s walking towards Shining his fists turn black. Nightmare Moon and Luna gasp, knowing what’s about to happen. “Lulu, no!” Luna says.

“Ugh, fine.” Luminous sprints towards his brother, still in pain. “Grif, you a’ight?”

CoughingCoughing up a bit of blood Griffin replied “I’ve been through worse.”

Luminous sighs. “Alright, bro. Hold on.” Luminous puts his hand where Griffin’s wound is and it starts to glow. The bones start moving back into place inside of Griffin’s side and then all of the holes close up. Luminous took his hand off and the wound was completely gone.

“Cheers mate,” Griffin said in a Scottish accent while taking a swig out of a random bottle with three x’s one the label.

Suddenly a rose-coloured aura surrounds Luminous as he gets teleported into another room. Luminous turns around to see Cadance with tears in her eyes.

“Please forgive my husband. It wasn’t his fault. Because something happened during the attack…”

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Back in the main room

Chrysalis was sitting next to Griffin trying to help him but was unsure of what to do so the only thing she could do was rub his back.

After doing this to him for some time she leaned in and nuzzled his neck which caused him to nuzzle her back without realizing it, the princesses gasped at what the pair was doing. At this moment Luminous and Cadance reappeared.

“Guys! You need to come with us right no-WHAT THE HELL?!!” Luminous returns to see his older brother getting intimate with his younger sister.

Looking over to Luminous still dazed Griffin says “yo bro what’s with all the shouting I was comfy there”

The whole time Chrysalis was still by Griffin’s side still holding him tight like a pair of lovers who haven’t seen each other in years. Luminous notices this and speaks up. “Care to explain, little sis?”

Still holding on to Griffin Crysalis replyed in little more than just a whisper “I don’t know it just feels right to do”

“This is fucking incest!” Luminous shouts.

Luna grins. “You can’t talk, Lulu. The first day you saw Chrysalis you got a hard-on.”

Luminous narrows his eyes at his marefriend. “Say another word and no cuddling for a month.”

“Like the old prophets once said incest is wincest,” said Griffin while hugging Chrysalis

After breaking the hug Griffin looked to Luminous and said in a teasing tone “or are you jealous that she might have feelings for me and not you”

Turning red Luminous just sputtered while everyone laughed at his embarrassment.

Clearing her through after her fit of laughter Cadence spoke up and said “anyway we really should get back to what I and luminous has found and one of the rooms”

Getting over his embarrassment Luminous said “yeah not sure what it is but I have a feeling it’s linked to you bro”

With a look of confusion plastered across his face, Griffin look at Luminous and said: “why do you think it has something to do with me dude?”

Shrugging Luminous did the follow me motion with his hand as he walked out of the room to the one with the item in it.

“And for the record, I’m not jealous! First of all, Chrysalis is my fucking SISTER. And second of all, the only reason my face became red in the first place is because SOMEONE pinched my ass while I wasn’t looking!” Luminous explains, glaring at the obviously guilty Nightmare Moon.

Luminous points to the armor. “Look at that and tell me it isn’t for you.”

Running over to the armour Griffin Inspected it with a look of pure joy once he was done inspecting the amour he turned to the others and said “I thought I lost this back during the war!” ‘the armours was the NCR Ranger combat armour instead of the two-headed bear it was a skull’

Luminous smiles. “Yeah, so did I, but somehow it wound up on this castle. What are the odds?”

Cadence taps Luminous on the shoulder. “That isn’t the only thing we found.” She points to a glowing set of armor with a hooded cape in the back. Luminous squeals and puts a hand over his mouth as he can’t believe what he’s seeing.

“Holy crap! Where have you been?!” Luminous suns over to the armor and immediately puts it on.

“Dude why must your armour be so fucking bright I’m going to end up blind just looking at it” Griffin complains while he puts on a pair of sunglasses.

Luminous deadpans at him. “I control light itself, why wouldn’t it glow??”

“I don’t give a fuck dude tone it down I hate bright lights and colours and that armour has them both” Grumbling Griffin then says in a low tone “it’s starting to fucking hurt”

Luminous hears this and immediately feels bad. “S-Sorry! I’ll just…” Luminous changes the armor to where it looks like this.

Sighing Griffin said “that’s better it’s just my eyes have gotten used to the dullness of the wastes”

Confused Celestia turned to Griffin and asked: “what do you mean by the dullness of the wastes?”

Luminous giggles with a wide smile. “Well why didn’t you say so, bro?” He walks over to Griffin and puts a hand in his hip and points at him. “Close your eyes~”

Reluctantly with a sigh, Griffin shuts his eyes. As Luminous gets closer to his brother, his lips start to glow. Then Luminous leans down and kisses his left eyelid. “Chu~” And then he kisses Griffin’s other eyelid. “Chu~”

Griffin grumbles and opens his eyes. “First of all, sometimes I wonder if you’re gay. Second of all, holy shit! I don’t know what you did, but I can see a whole lot clearer now!”

Turning to Celestia Griffin cleared his throat and began to explain what he meant “well the skies are permanently covered with a thick layer of clouds barely letting in any sunlight most of the time there is a green-tinted mist hell in some parts the mist its self is toxic”

after chuckling, Griffin began to explain the mist “The first time I came across the toxic red mist was when I was out looking for this mysterious casino that was meant to open before everything when to shit”

Pulling a blunt out of his pocket Griffin took a couple drags from it before continuing his tale “I first heard about this mysterious place was when I was eighteen.”

“Eighteen as in three years ago, or as in two thousand years ago? Because I’m about to have a wave of existential crises because I’m just remembering the thousands of years I was alive!” Luminous said pressing his hands to his head.

With a chuckle, Griffin said “well I only remember the twenty-one years I have been living on earth so three years ago for me”

Suddenly everyone hears a lot of commotion happening in the other room. Luminous’s pupils dilate in fear as he realized the Mane 6 have caught up with him and are now probably witnessing Shining Armor on the ground with all of his bones broken. “Oh god I’m fucked!”

In a cold unsettling tone, Luminous heard Twilight from behind him “Yes you are mister! What did you do to my brother?!” Luminous turns to see a pissed off Mane 6.

Luminous without turning said “he started it he nearly killed my brother”

Losing all her steam she turns and looks at Griffin with a confused look before asking “what do you mean nearly killed your brother and who is this”

He claps his hands his hands and explains everything. After explaining everything, Luminous snaps his fingers and Shining Armor is fully healed.

“Come on! You gotta forgive me...please.” Luminous says with a wince.

After discussing it the Mane 6 sigh. “Alright fine.” They say at once, Luminous sighs in relief.

“BUT...on one condition.”

“Anything!” Luminous smiles, but then immediately frowns. “But not that.”

With an evil grin twilight said “yes that”

“Come on Twilight! Guys, you gotta talk her out of this-oh no.” Luminous turned to the rest of the Mane 6 hype fully, but they had on the same evil grin.

“Seriously?! It’s undignified!”

“Grow a pair bro and you make the bed you lie in,” said Griffin not even moving from his place on the ground.

Luminous chuckles nervously. “Funny you should say that, cause I’m about to lose ‘em.” Luminous points at the Mane 6 who are now giving him bedroom eyes, while Twilight holds out a blue flower.

“Is that poison joke?” Chrysalis asks.

Luminous sighs and nods. “Lemme give you a rundown. About two years ago me and the girls were walking through the Everfree Forest when we fell in to poison joke, emphasis on the “joke” part. Twilight’s horn got messed up. Rainbow’s wings were on backwards, Pinkie’s to ge grew to the point that she couldn’t talk, Rarity’s hair turned green, Applejack was tiny, and Fluttershy’s voice sounded like fucking Tim Storms.” He grabs the flower from Twilight’s hand and squeezes it until it forms a liquid. He then moves his hands under his clothing proceeds to rub the liquid all over his skin like lotion. “But for me...well, I got gender bent.”

“And when he is, dam boi he THICC!” Pinkie Pie exclaims.

Author's Note

Stay tuned for the next chapter, where we will find out if incest really is wincest!