Everyone knows the story of Twilight Sparkle, her friends and how every week they learn that friendship is magic. However, there is a universe much like their own. A universe where the heroines of Equestria aren't as friendly towards each other as one might think. A universe that may or may not poke fun at the one people is more familiar with. A universe where friendship isn't magic. It's mandatory.

(Just to make it clear, this is another parody of the popular show you know and love. Also, there's going to be alcohol use in future chapters. Didn't think that counted as narcotics which is why I didn't add it in with the warnings.)