Hyrulequestria

Ch.32

“I can’t believe I have to get into the castle.” I groaned, looking at the map of the hedge maze. If getting into the local seat of power wasn’t risky enough, the King is still in town. “I really hope she doesn’t show up, I’m pretty sure she would love a second round in me and if she has guards.” I mewled as I walked down one of the streets near the castle, which unlike under the previous leadership, wasn’t casually open to the public.

“Oh don’t worry.” A caribou by the name of Sylvia said I had befriended her over the course of a few weeks trying to gather information on Discord. The caribou didn’t know who he was, or at least the common folk didn’t, but asking around did lead to the hedge maze. Posing as a Traveling Merchant and explaining that my girlfriend Milly was at our little shack too big to move from our litter in her womb with food and a toilet at hand for her had staved off more informed guards.

I had gotten more info on the failed invasion down south too, particularly that the Lieutenant had been captured but the Colonel has gone missing. It was bad but not as bad as it could be. It seemed the army up north fighting the Yaks was still preoccupied but their leader expressed the want to retreat and fight the changelings.

“Why shouldn’t I worry?” I asked, remembering how the King almost made me kill Surgeon. “I don’t think the King would like me to leave if she found me again and managed to not get pregnant with any of her fawns. I have my caravan to think about.”

“But it’s the King! How could you not want that? She only has one bastard child who’s leading the northern army!” Silvia chuckled, making me take another note down. Found Nicole's rival if this is true, but that also meant my lovely Nicole’s rival is an accomplished Military leader who had taken over at least a couple nations now, Equestria being one of them. “I would love to have her kids and...oh~!” Silvia moaned as she creamed herself.

“Silvia~.” I groaned at my friend.

“Sorry.” She chuckled as she rubbed the wet spot in her dress and then leaned on me. “You sure you don’t want to herd? I’m great at worshiping balls~.”

“No Silvia. You’re great with helping manage the mess I did with my money, but I’m not that attracted to you.” I sighed while I rubbed my face.

“Oh, but the night I got all the books fixed you didn’t mind treating me to dinner and dessert~.” She chuckled reminding me of the end of last week. Gawds, if Luna hadn’t suggested it I would have just let Silvia leave without sex. But as caribou that would have been awkward and unusual, so I fucked her brains out and now she can’t stop wanting to join Milly and I as a herd!

“Silvia, don’t get me wrong. You’re great, but I don’t feel a deeper connection than friendship with you.” I insisted and she sighed.

“Dang it, it’s so hard to find a good Lover. Could you at least give me tips to helping me find one if you won’t be mine?” Silvia asked with a pout that admittedly made the born-and-bred caribou look cute, but I honestly found all the attempts at turning our friendship into something intimate off-putting.

“Well, you come on too strong. Go slow and let the feelings build up. Being this forward and aggressive will turn others away.” I rubbed my head in consideration. “Also don’t force sex. I know about last week, but that was me being really happy and missing Milly. I haven’t seen her in almost a month now.” She must be massive too. Unf. Just thinking of how much she’s grown with my fawns is making me horny!

“Whoa! I can smell that! You sure you can’t let me help you with that again? Or at least go and visit her if you’re really missing her so much?” Silvia asked with some concern this time, gently placing a hand on my hip, which at our height difference, was around waist-high for her.

“As much as it would be appreciated, I already have a lot on my plate romantically.” I groaned, rubbing my bulge in my jeans. Magical they may be, but a raging mast of a hard-on was just slightly too much for the tiny dimensional pocket.

“Okay. Hey, we’re here!” Silvia cheered as we approached the gate and I saw the guards looking at me hungrily. “Hello~! Can we see the Garden? I heard it’s lovely!”

“Sure, but there is an admission fee.” The one of the left said, taking a deep whiff of me, having to lean over only slightly to aim at my crotch. “Whoa. It’s like being in the same room with the King.” What? Oh shit! I’m using Minish genes for this body! I forgot about the musk since it doesn’t bother me so much anymore!

“Really? In that case, we’ll waive the fee if you’ll let us suck your balls!” The cow on the right declared excitedly.

“What?” I yelped as the cow on the left undid her jacket a bit to vent her D-cup cleavage, and reminding me that I have been away from home, and the conversation with Sylvia before this wasn’t helping. “Fine. Does it have to be here or can we at least do this in the gatehouse?” I asked as I rubbed my throbbing bulge, my mind still drifting to Surgeon and the others.

“Come,” The one on the Right eagerly demanded as she pulled me by the hand into the gatehouse where six more guards were on break. “I have a friend who smells like the King!” She said excitedly to them and they all gasped and looked at me like I was some goddess. Wait, how would they know that?!

“Another near pure caribou! If she isn’t related to the king? Oh, fuck they have to breed!” One purred with reverence. “The kids she would bare would be more caribou than that rumored bastard up north!”

“I want her fawns!” The one with food in front of her moaned.

“B-but I’m not a pure caribou! I used to be a pegasus!” Which is as close to true as formerly being a fox for me, since my pegasus form is still otherwise my most comfortable one. Damn it, mentioning it makes me miss flying all of a sudden! I wish I could fly right now, away from this situation. Wait! That thought clicked with me! Why though? UGH, I should’ve just paid the fee!

“That scent doesn’t lie. Maybe one of your ancestors was a caribou and the Change brought those genes forward, overriding the pathetic pony genes. Has been known to happen if we tried making a dragon from a kirin.” A more studious guard commented. “That project was a particularly bad mark early in the war.”

“That doesn’t matter! What does, is this beautiful cow is blue balling and needs relief!” Declared one of the guards that had fooled me into receiving sexual favors to avoid a several thousand pfennig fee.

They all jumped from their spots and knelt in front of me like I was royalty. Well no, correction, like I was a Noble, as they undressed. They made it a show as I felt my balls swell with my breasts in intense arousal from how sexy this was. Silvia of course, didn’t miss out on the opportunity, and quickly unbuttoned my jeans, and managed to tug them down enough my mast of a dick sprung out and flicked pre-cum over a bunch of them. That triggered them, and they all became drunk with my musk. Silvia then desperately tugged my jeans down to let my swollen bowling-ball sized nuts free, causing them all to become even more reverent.

“Shit! I really don’t think I want to see the King now.” I groaned as the cows started worshipping my shaft and balls with their mouths. If what they said is true, than the only true caribou were the king and her two bastards! Oh, fuck~ that blue-eyed one is trying to put me in her pussy! “N-not without a condom! I’m not siring bastards!”

She didn’t listen and plunged me into her cavern with a moan of ecstasy with the others glaring at her as if they were losing and began licking me all over. I groaned and was soon buried under a mountain of grinding, thrusting, groping, licking, and sucking cows all desperate to please me and get pleasure themselves. When A dick went down my throat, and my senses were getting overloaded, I blacked out in the pleasurable haze.

So much for avoiding the March Madness that was the early days of the Spring Cycle.

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“You only have yourselves to blame for this!” I chided them while buttoning my jeans back up. The room was full of cum-stuffed cows, all moaning and groaning in the afterglow. Some of them didn’t even get my dick but were instead engorged from my milk. None of them were impossibly inflated, only at best looking like they have food babies. Considering how I cum, there was plenty of it splattered everywhere even with how quickly they switched off to receive my apparently ‘royal’ seed.

“Worth it!” The blue-eyed one moaned ash she rubbed her belly and wiggled on the floor. “Even if they’re only a fifth pure I’m happy~.”

“Great, and you all ruined my top!” I growled, irritated at my torn green tube top, and that I was used as breeding stock. I may have enjoyed it, but I can’t possibly be involved with so many children. Dammit, I need to call Luna. “Now then, I assume my entry fee is covered?” At the chorus of bemused confirmations, I nodded at them, then down at my still sex-drunk friend Silvia and exited the musk-reeking gatehouse.

Walking into the entrance courtyard, I rounded the inside of the outer wall until I reached the garden. After finding a shed tucked away in the corner, I pulled out the astral projection beads and projected to my beloved Luna-WHOA she’s gotten even bigger~! Easily a couple more feet in the belly and a half foot in the boobs! I can see milk trailing down her despite the magic milking cups!

“Robin! What is the situation...why art thou half-naked?” She asked with a bit of concern from her perch atop her gigantic orbs of life and milk, setting the book she’d been reading down against her cleavage.

“Huh? Oh, sorry. I forgot why I called for a moment because you’re so beautiful.” I admitted sheepishly.

“Flatterer.” Luna purred with come-hither eyes, making me wish I was physically there, but this was a business call and I’ve wasted enough time on pleasure.

“So, I just got used as breeding stock because I smell like the King. Apparently there’s pretty much nobody else left with any meaningful level of Minish in them to cause the musk.” I informed Lulu while trying my best not to masturbate to the sight of her.

“What? There aren’t more that possess the genes of their forebears? Certainly, that cannot be true. If Tara is right, each caribou should have at least a smidge of Minish in them.” Luna replied with confusion, visibly unbothered by the fact I’d been studded out for breeding. Whew. I may have an issue with it, but at least Lulu is understanding.

“Bud?” Came Silvia’s voice from outside. “I’m sorry.” She mewled obviously thinking I was mad at her. “I only worshiped your balls if it makes things better.”

“Unf.” I groaned. “It’s fine Silvia, just, unf, go to the maze I’ll meet you th-there!” I failed my wisdom and constitution checks and I’m masturbating to my lover’s body. I’m so weak~!

“What’s wro-oh gawd you’re still horny?!” Silvia burst into the shed, her eyes glazed, drool trailing down her chin and onto her bloated tummy. “Oh yis~.” Silvia drunkenly purred, dropping to her knees and sucking my already churning nuts, causing me to moan.

“By mother. Thou aren’t kidding! Find the king! Make her breed thou!” Luna blurted out without thinking. “We mean, if thou has fawns with her, thou might be able to properly restore the Minish!” Luna shook her head. “W-We mean-unf!”

“L-Lulu~! I-Is something wrong?” I managed to ask as Silvia hugged my swelling balls, already back to being as big as basketballs. Fuck! This isn’t slime shenanigans! Are caribou truly just this ridiculously prodigious sexually?

“We may have, um, unfortunately, obtained the Fertility Aspect. Until We can make the journey to the Black Isles to donate it like We did the Sex Aspect, We’re rather obsessed with breeding.” Luna admitted sheepishly as she rubbed her room-dominating womb with her hooves, hands, and wings, her face becoming serene and incredibly pleased.

“Great. Silvia, Unf, as much as this, oh~, I like this, I still want to get to the garden!” I groaned as I saw Luna get off from watching this, reaching behind her to try and finger her cunnie.

“No~ I want moar~!” Silvia whined before she began sucking on my slightly flared glans, drinking my pre, and I grunted as my nuts pulled into my groin, shrinking as I gushed down her hungry gullet. I panted, watching Silvia’s belly bloat into a proper triplet pregnancy before I finally calmed down. By now, her teal dress was torn in the front by her belly.

“Damnit, this just might make the king come to me if the scent keeps growing more powerful.” I huffed as I got up, putting my jeans back on before walking out of the shed, Silvia on her hands and knees following. “Oh, get up, please. You’re dragging your stomach on the grass.”

“Yes, my Queen.” Silvia declared reverently and I winced at the implications. Better find Discord, cause some Chaos in his immediate vicinity to free him, plead my case, and then get the hell out of here.

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“Shit.” I hissed, rubbing my temples while Harmonia, temporarily an owl again and having avoided all the shenanigans earlier by being a tiny brown tree lizard clinging to my antlers, was laughing her feathers off. Standing on an upraised dais, was an oversexualized female creature of various species in composition.

“You were looking for a Statue my queen?” Silvia purred, rubbing a hand on my thigh.

“Yes, Silvia. A statue. One that was supposed to be of a male.” I swatted her hand away, tired of-.

“FREEDOM!” Cheerfully declared a husky female voice as the statue shattered, and I felt a sweatdrop on my brow. That was enough conflict to cause Discord to be free?! Anyway, the statue now stood before us in flesh and blood, the woman posing with her tail out straight, feet shoulder-apart, and arms stretching up as if greeting a new day fresh from sleep.

“WHAT THE FUCK!?” Silvia said in shock as Discord looked at her body in annoyance.

“What in the name of Tartarus? Who turned me into a woman? I mean, they were very talented with their hands. Just look at these!” Discord held up her basketball-sized hooters, and then blinked at the sight of me. “Or...is this standard in this era?”

“Pretty standard. Welcome Discord. The world’s been mostly conquered by a ruthless war machine that enslaves and brainwashes the populace when they aren’t raping or killing.” I jumped straight to the chase. Tia warned me that Discord wasn’t one to bother with formalities.

“Huh, and you want my help toppling them?” She/he why does she have a penis forming from her clitoris? “Kay, so still have my wonderful mini-cord. Or rather, Discord is a bit too masculine for this beautiful body my sculptor has given me. Do I look like an Eris?” The mismatched woman asked as she posed, a hand on one hip, the other behind her head and smirking at me with an adorable snaggletooth grin. Somehow, her body was perfectly formed despite clearly having limbs from different species.

“Sure.” I sighed as the sounds of hyperactive searching neared along with the fear-inducing voice of the King. She sounds almost panicked and hopeful. “Um, we’d better escape, but traditional magic is blocked by-.”

“Oh, please.” Erise chuckled before snapping her fingers and we all appeared in a snow globe in what looked like a bakery. “Uh, about several miles off. Can’t block me but can fuck with my magic enough to make me inaccurate...now that’s just rude.”

“Yeah, it annoys all of us,” I said before a blue earth pony mare walked by, chubby and having a Cake for a cutie mark. There was also a yellow caribou cow nearby with a carrot on her clothes as she ordered the mare around. “Okay, can you get us out of the snow globe and get us to the everfree?” I asked before the cow smacked the mare and made her kneel down to please her.

“Yeah, yeah, wow this is Chaotic, her husband was changed and she’s doing her best to please him. Oh~, these people are awesome, but really boring at the same time.” Eris sighed and rubbed her head. “The fact they can make this Chaos but only use it for Slavery?! Really? Slavery is the purest form of Order besides Death!” Eris snapped her fingers, and the yellow-coated cow blinked, holding her head and groaning, before looking at her slave.

“Cuppy? What’s the occasion? I thought we only did dominance plays for our anniversary.” The cow then put her hands to her mouth in shock. “My voice! Wait! I have breasts! Cuppy what’s happening?!”

“Carrot! Thank Celestia!” The chubby mare stopped deepthroating her transformed husband and jumped to her hooves, hugging the confused and scared cow. “Is it really you?!”

“Uh...what’s going on, why do you have a collar?” The cow named Carrot pulled away from her wife and looked at her belly. “You’re pregnant?!” Carrot said in shock looking around becoming even more shocked. “What happened to our home?! Where’s Pinkie, is she throwing some prank?!”

“Okay, now we have to take them with us.” I groaned as I looked at Eris. “You did that only in this room for now, right?”

“Do you think I only do things half-assed?” Eris huffed in annoyance as wails of despair, joy, and Chaos began filtering in from outside. “Ah~. Music to my ears. Everyone in town has suddenly had all their brains scrubbed of the dye and dunked in ice water to wake them up, and the result is beautiful unfiltered Chaos!”

“Shit! We need to get all of the slaves and-wait, why am I panicking?!” I took a deep breath, turned into my true form of a caribou-shaped dryad slime, and whistled so piercingly loud through my fingers that the snowglobe shattered, windows cracked, and an answering deafening howl came from my forest. From Me.

“*AWOO~*” Came the answering call of my children, my little wooden soldiers, as they surged from the forest and into Ponyville, pouncing on soldiers and guards and kidnapping-ahem, guiding others into the forest.

“Wow! That is impressive! Not even I can pull something like that off so easily!” Eris declared, before blinking and looking at my antlers. “Wait. Harmonia! How long have you been there?”

“The whole time! Well, I had to make myself scarce when the orgy hit, but otherwise, the whole time.” Harmonia responded as one of my Timberwolves burst into the bakery, snatched up the screaming fearful couple up in its a moss-padded cage of a ribcage and then took off with them.

“Well, I think I’m in love with how you are almost as Chaotic as me!” Eris declared, her voluptuous body somehow slithering around me. “Don’t think you can shove me off.” Great. I have yet another lover. Wait, I just realized we’re super tiny! We were just in a slow globe after all!

“EE~ I’M SUPER TINY!” I squealed in immense joy, the world seeming so big to me just felt right somehow! My excitement seemed to shock Eris and snap Sylvia, who’d been with us this whole time, out of her funk.

“What is going on?” Silvia asked. “I was working on a chair,” Silvia asked as she rubbed her head and her belly. “Whoa, what did I eat?”

“Aw, you’re precious. I so want to turn you into a giant dick and merge you with someone.” Eris chuckled to Silvia, who dumbly blinked in confusion as a response.

“Later dear, as for the moment, we have an enormous mess to clean up and we can’t do it here and the size of bugs.” Harmonia shined, and then we were suddenly next to her trunk in her cavern, back to normal size. Aw... “Ah, much better. Now I can relax and get to work.”

“Yeah, and don’t turn me to stone again!” Eris snarled at Harmonia, her boobs bouncing about even as she did nothing, like those perfectly formed breasts were partly filled with helium.

“I can’t believe my life is like this.” I groaned rubbing my head as I started back to the castle, lamenting my return to being an amazon and not being so tiny.

“Wait, I need you here!” Harmonia frantically called out to me, causing me to turn back.

“To do what?” I asked my bird friend.

“I need you to...um...bond with me.” Harmonia admitted, her fluffy cheeks turning redder than any other color.

“Oh this is priceless! The prude needs to have magical spirit-sex to do her duty!” Eris bent over in laughter, holding her tight abs as she bellowed.

“WHAT?!” I groaned, rubbing my head. “Why me?”

“Because you are the spirit connecting the whole forest, an entity that has until you arrived been resistant to anything I try! But together, we can Order the Chaos into Harmony for a short time to help guide and protect the people we’re going to shelter.” Harmonia declared, and then sighed, before turning into light, and changing shape, increasing in size until she was a nude mirror of me, only prismatic and looking far too embarrassed. “J-just join me inside my Home. We may become unaware of things for a while, so promise to bring someone to fetch us Eris.”

“Oh, sure!” Eris chuckled. “Hope you like loud alarm clocks!”

“Um...uh...how does this work?” I asked nervously as I approached the beautiful Spirit of Harmony, simply sliding my slime legs out of my jeans.

“Just take my hand, and I’ll bring you into myself where...well…” Harmonia blushed so brightly I could feel it, and I gulped, letting her pull me into her trunk-.