Hyrulequestria

Ch.33

“WAKEY, WAKEY~!” Shrilly demanded something that jolted me from my slumber, causing me to groan along with whomever I was thoroughly entangled with.

“ITS FIVE O'CLOCK IN SUNNY CALIFORNIA! AND HERE’S OUR FIRST SONG!” An alarm set to the highest volume blared right next to us and we burrowed our heads into each other’s necks in a futile attempt to block out the interruption. “NARWHALS, NARWHALS! SWIMMIN’ IN THE OCEAN-!”

“WHA!” I yelled out, rushing at the noisy interruption along with my lover. We found Eris with a boombox and Nicole poking at Harmonia’s trunk. “You didn’t have to be so obnoxious about it!”

“It’s just the way Eris does things,” Harmonia grumbled, and then we looked at each other, seeing we were both hanging out of her trunk at our hips. “Thank you so much. Not only did we work together on safeguarding the refugees, what we did, was the most amazing thing I’ve ever experienced.”

“Oh, um, well, I can’t really remember anything, to be honest,” I admitted in embarrassment and Harmonia smiled beautifully.

“That’s alright. After all, as Spirits go, you’re still rather new. I had to temporarily assume full control when you fell asleep first.” Harmonia informed me as she patted my shoulder. “Trust me, for your first time, you did well.”

“Oh, sorry.” I mewled before I walked out of her trunk, noting how it looked whiter. “Um, exactly what did we do?”

“Boned.” Eris chuckled behind me, grabbing my hips as a red pillar of cock that was of multiple species throbbed between her legs. “Now I need you to help me make the forest into a fortress.”

“Um, isn’t it already a fortress though?” I asked, my budding out-of-body senses telling me the forest was a natural bulwark against invasion, thickly woven together trunks, roots, and a blackout canopy in most places made the Everfree hostile at best, and lethal at worst. “Also wasn’t your cock blue before?”

“I can make it even more so. Just on the edge though. I’ll make the trees grow tougher, taller, and make them sprout new trees quickly around the edge. I’ll stop once a circle around the forest is finished and Ponyville is engulfed.” Eris purred as she groped my ass.

“Um, sure? Just know you’ll be messing with meeeeEEEEEEEE~!” I squealed as Eris began shoving magic into me. Everything turned green/blue and the air tasted like snozberries as I felt my body shudder in orgasmic ecstasy while the borders of my forest thickened and roots rapidly spread out and around ponyville. I screamed and cried out in raw rapture as Eris molded me and played with me. I think I may have fallen down at some point, because after what felt like days of pure pleasure, I was left a panting slightly melty goo on the floor with Eris running a finger around my navel, sending aftershocks of pleasure through me.

“You are Such a screamer~.” Eris purred as she swirled my Marks around my stomach with a finger-like she was stirring me. “Then again, you don’t really have lungs to hold you back.” Eris scooped up a handful of me and slurped it up. “Mm~ strawberry milk. I thought chocolate milk was my favorite. Guess a new body means new preferences.”

“Ugh…” I managed to grunt out as Nicole knelt down over me.

“Wow. You did a number on her. I haven’t seen her this fucked-out since Luna screwed her for a week straight.” Nicole commented in awe as she poked my squishy left breast, semi-solid as I was, her finger sunk right in.

“I accomplished in two hours what the Night Princess had to do for a week. I know, I’m amazing.” Eris preened from where she hovered into the air, a hand pompously placed over the top of her bosom while her snoot was aimed skyward.

“What was that?” I moaned as I focused on reforming, finding a rod in my ass. “Is that your…?”

“Nope. That’s just a magic foci and I figured up your butt was as good as anywhere.” Eris shrugged, rolling around in the air, her boobs remaining the same shape despite moving around.

“So is this Spirit sex?” I huffed as I rubbed my empty belly looking at said spirits...and myself really I guess. Dryads are basically nature spirits, right?

“Just about. Spirits don’t copulate like most entities. We tend to intermingle our essences to achieve similar, and superior effects.” Harmonia admitted, still a prismatic beautiful reindeer.

“So wait, does that mean I have Eris’s baby now or Harmonia’s?” I asked as I looked between the two. Harmonia blushed and shook her head.

“I’m only fe-”

“Please, we both know we don’t really have a gender,” Eris said while rolling her eyes. “Really, you can look like a boy that would make the King convert...or she would if she wasn’t so warped from whatever happened to her. I spent the night poking around, I’m wondering what happened to the Minish. I remember changing stuff around thousands of years ago, but I don’t remember anything with the Minish?”

“Nobody knows Eris.” Harmonia sadly shook her head as I stood up with help from Nicole.

“I ask. Again. Is anyone pregnant from all this?” I demanded sternly, poking my slimy membrane over my stomach. “If I’m gonna make more babies, I want to know.”

“Your tree might drop a Chaotic Golden Apple but I didn’t have more intent than that. If I want kids you’ll know.” Eris purred as she rubbed her lower tummy, causing Harmonia to sigh.

“Eris, you know that’s not how it works.” Harmonia rubbed her snout in irritation.

“You’re no fun.” Eris huffed. “Harmonia is not likely but no guarantee there. Me, well I go everywhere at any time in sex. Spirit of Chaos, I’m a servant to my whims.”

“Eris,” I growled as thorns started to sprout from the walls and floor of the cavern from my precious Plunder children having woken the seeds across the forest and purifying them. “Am I, or you, pregnant?”

“Both of us! Sheesh!” Eris actually looked a little worried at the sight of my Plunder. “Also Harmy too. You filled her so well her tree turned white as milk.”

“Eris~!” Harmonia blushed deeply, covering her eyes, and I sighed in resignation.

“Of course. Oh well. So long as I don’t end up-.”

“You’re also the Spirit of Order now.”

“...Fuck.”

“YES!” Greenie cheered.

---]===>

“Okay, what did Eris do?” Surgeon asked as she looked over my near-solid nude goo body, over her huge belly and boobs. I was laying on an examination bed in Surgeon’s clinic, the cow literally perched atop her term-with-septuplets belly on some sort of magic hovering cradle and still having to crane her head a bit to see past her basketball-sized tits. All contained in a red maternity dress with a white doctor’s coat draped over her back.

Sitting in the chairs in the corner of the examination room were the still-nude Harmonia and Eris, both looking fairly sheepish. “Well, Eris kinda turned me into the Spirit of Order somehow. She and Harmonia say it’s likely because I blended essences with both of them in a short period of time. That, and there’s no actual governing Spirit of Order, so I guess I got the job. Yay.”

“Spirit is a Title really. We’re Great Fairies, Robin.” Harmonia reminded me and I sighed. This explains why the fairies were back, all over the place, and extremely happy. What it doesn’t explain is how I’m a fairy. It would explain why I like being tiny, why I love flying, and why I’ve lost the super-strength and super-stealth that Robin Hood granted me. That bastard must’ve done even more than Mask me.

“But you’re the most disorganized person I know, and I’ve seen Rarity work.” Surgeon commented rather hurtfully. I can be organized! If I try!

“It’s not so much that her personality is suited to being the Spirit of Order, in so much her innate magic and nature already leaned her towards Order,” Harmonia commented as Surgeon’s antlers shimmered and she ran her hand around my tummy.

“Which is odd considering I like her so much,” Eris muttered as she rubbed her chin. “Then again Tia used to be my girlfriend, so I guess I’m just attracted to my opposites.”

“Harmony~.” Harmonia singsonged, and Eris grumbled.

“Well, you’re definitely pregnant. Very pregnant. Those two just as much so. You three really went at it didn’t you?” Surgeon smirked at us and we all nodded. “That said, though I don’t understand how fairy pregnancies work at all, and since Robin is now a fairy and not just a slime, I’m working from scratch with all of you. Considering how much of my medical work has shifted to gynecology out of necessity, I’ll be happy to watch your progress.”

“Ugh...so much for getting back to work. I do one job, and I get both myself and my objective pregnant. Typical.” I snarled at myself. Why am I such a sex magnet? Better yet, why do I keep stumbling into these situations? It’s almost like my life is one long-running raunchy joke.

“NO WALL BREAKING!” Pinkie screamed as she poked her head into the room, causing me to jolt onto my gooey hooves. “Oh, and congrats on the kids! I’m gonna go back to the bakery if you need me.” Then as quickly as she appeared, Pinkie was gone.

“Well, that happened. Anyway, gotta report all this to the family. Come on girls.” I casually ordered Harmonia and Eris, who both looked slightly put off at my demand, but immediately obeyed and followed me out of the castle clinic and towards the main stairwell.

“Well, one thing I can say is that fairy babies don’t really make you fat if you don’t want them to show, instead you just glow,” Eris said before rushing to a trash can and barfing up a rainbow. Considering there’s pegasi around, I’ve heard they’re really spicy, so that barf must really sting.

“Really? So I won’t get all deliciously fecund and sexy?” I pouted, getting Harmonia to blush brighter.

“Well, there’s nothing stopping you from showing like she said.” Harmonia offered and I huffed.

“Not the point. Part of what made me enjoy my last pregnancy was swelling with life. It only lasted a couple of days, but it was wonderful.” I wistfully rubbed my smooth tummy, relishing the memory. I wonder, where are my beautiful children? Zephyr’s too. They haven’t come back when they said they would…

“You are swelling,” Eris said, having taken the trash can with her as we started to move again. “Just not to the visible eye. Here.” She snapped her fingers and all three of us looked like we had triplets. “This is technically what we look like right now, sloshing full of ethereal fairy cum and having kids from that.”

“Wow. So it’s a good thing it doesn’t physically manifest unless we want it or you mess with us.” I muttered, rubbing my temporary pregnant swell before Eris snapped her fingers and we were all skinny hourglasses again.

“Yes, we’re all going to be either as big or bigger than Lulu, or smaller if it did show.” Harmonia mewled with a blush making me trip and fall on my face just before we would’ve gotten to the stairs.

“B-b-bigger~?” I asked in excitement, my nonexistent heart pounding in my simulated chest. The very thought of being even more fecund than Luna drove me wild!

“Is that a slime?” Eris commented randomly.

“Huh?” I got back up, and squealed with joy, running towards the black and cream cow-patterned female minotaur-slime I recognized. “MY BABY~!” I happily declared, glombing my extremely busty daughter and fluttering her face with kisses, causing her to squeal and laugh.

“Hey, mama!” She cheered as she hugged me back and kissed my brow. “I sell milk!” She held up her massive beach-ball tits that were visibly more cream than black and audibly sloshed. “Sorry I didn’t visit sooner.”

“You’re the first one back! I can guess you must’ve been busy, but do you know what’s going on with the others?” I requested of my daughter, who looked between the three of us fairies.

“What? Nobody has come to visit? Wow, um, I’m gonna have a word with everyone when I get back to the village.” My mino-slime daughter muttered unhappily. “Well, we founded a village underground, several miles southeast of here following the river. Oh! I’ve picked the name Milino. That ought to help you keep me in mind, what with your scatterbrained head.”

“Hey~.” I pouted but still didn't deny it. After all, who would know me better than the children I imprinted my memories into? “Well Milino, it was good to see you, be sure to actually visit instead of being here on business. I guess you’re our primary milk source?”

“Yep! I provide the slime milk for the town. At least since you went missing. Its coconutty flavor is really popular!” Milino gushed, not literally, but verbally. Stop lewding my daughter you pervs!

“STOP THAT!” Pinkie demanded, rushing in and taping a wall with duct tape.

“I love this! She’s still Chaotic!” Eris chuckled, looking turned on. “Spirit of Order and she’s breaking the fourth wall!”

“Quiet you! I’m not letting them perv on my children!” I seethed, my precious daughter looking confused at our byplay.

“QUIT IT!” Pinkie desperately urged, running to another wall and liberally applying duct tape.

“Please do. You’re causing dissonance in your essence.” Harmonia gently urged, and I blinked.

“What do you-URP!” I leaned to the side and vomited rainbows. Oh, goddesses! It stings! “I regret every-BLEGH!” I hurled up some more of the spicy prismatic fluid and groaned, leaning into my daughter’s comforting bosom.

“Are you okay mom?” Milino asked in concern as she absorbed the rainbow-patterned mess through her locomotion mound.

“I will be sweetie, just, urp, promise me you won’t be perverse around me?” I asked pleadingly, and she looked bemused before shrugging. “That said, please wear a bra, at least.”

“Aw, do I have to?” Milino hefted her gigantic chest with a pout. “It’s hard enough just keeping them this big and full of milk when I haven’t had my own babies, I’d have to constantly be changing the size of the bra to go with them.”

“Please? For mama’s peace of mind?” I pleaded, trying not to think of my daughter in any sexual way.

“But you’re naked too,” Milino whined and I struggled to come up with a counter-argument.

“You’re not even a year old.” Oh gosh! She’s still a toddler!

“What does that have to do with anything?” Milino demanded, clearly understanding my thought process, and seeming genuinely offended.

“Just...ugh...I have business to tend to dear, just promise to behave yourself.” I urged my daughter, who leered at me angrily.

“I will mom. Just don’t complain if I have sex because I’m a consenting and aware adult.” I flinched at Milino’s tone and wilted.

“Sorry honey. You have a good day.” I retreated, feeling ashamed of having patronized one of my children the first time they even see me since they were born. Is my Talent really caring for others? Doesn’t feel like it…

“You too mom,” Milino replied sadly, clearly having not enjoyed how our encounter ended either.

“Are you okay?” Harmonia asked gently as I trudged past her and Eris.

“Of course she isn’t! She just suffered familial discord on her first meeting with one of her own kids! Here I thought I was the insensitive one!” Eris sniped at Harmonia as we began up the stairs.

“Please. Just...not now you two…” I mumbled, my eyes downcast the whole climb.

---]===>

I was sitting, wearing my shiny orange bodysuit now in a comfortable armchair before my beloveds, Eris and Harmonia to either side of me. “So...Dissy?” Tia asked awkwardly.

“Yes, Tia?” Eris similarly awkwardly responded.

“You’re...really…?” Tia led on.

“Yep. Big time.” Eris patted her flat tummy proudly.

“Oh...okay…” Tia softly said with sadness.

“We can still pick up where we left off. I have no hard feelings.” Eris declared, perking Tia up.

“...Sure.” Celestia smiled softly, her eyes lidded and almost come-hither levels of pleased.

“Now that thou hast both gotten thine awkwardness out of the way, this development is, while not unexpected, rather irritating.” Luna pinched the bridge of her snout from her perch atop her 12 foot across belly, which was cradled in a magically created pillowy recess in the floor, so she wasn’t pressing into the ceiling. At this rate, we really need to raise that higher.

“Oh, please, she can still work. But with her being the Spirit of Order it’s best not to risk her getting killed.” Eris sighed before looking angrily at Harmonia. “Turned to stone and having pigeons crap in her mouth maybe, but not killed.” Eris then summoned a toothbrush and started brushing her mouth.

“Wait? You mean you could taste that?” Celestia whined.

“No! I was thankfully mostly unaware of the past thousand-plus years, but the fact is I was still a statue, in a garden, with my mouth wide open and aimed upwards.” Eris huffed in explanation. “Can you guess the first thing I tasted when I popped out of stone, anyone?”

“Consider you were rather refreshed and happy, I bet something off-the-wall,” I responded dryly.

“Poop, thousands of years of poop,” Eris told us. “At least I was cleaned pretty well so I didn’t have a mouth full of it. Also, someone stuffed cum in my mouth the day before I think. I do vaguely remember whenever someone was touching me. Now I know what that one person running their hands all over me was doing since I’m now primarily female.”

“So wait the stone you had been in still tasted of poop?” Nicole asked with disgust, interrupting her rubbing oil of some sort into Luna’s side.

“You could wash me, but stone is porous, some of the LIQUID bird poop got deep into the stone, and I pretty much tasted a cocktail of poop and cum.” Eris sighed before spitting out bird eggs. “Also a bird had made a ness at one point.”

“Hey! Careful with those!” I yelped, having dove and caught the eggs, only to sigh in irritation as they ‘hatched’ into clockwork canaries.

“Um...sorry about that. But you were out of control.” Harmonia mewled before having a disembodied cock in her mouth. Which turned out to be some sort of lewd popsicle, as she pulled the brown chocolate pop from her lips and licked her chops. “Mm, fudge! I haven’t had any in years!”

“Oh~. Anyway, you are forgiven, also go ahead and eat it.” Eris moaned as she nuzzled Harmonia.

“Wait, are you doing the whole ‘my body is sweets’ play again?” Celestia asked with amusement and visibly aroused as her nipples tented her maternity dress.

“Oh~ yes~.” Eris cooed as Harmonia blushed but then kept licking as she leaned into Eris too.

“I swear, you three are just terrible,” Zephyr commented with an amused smirk, rubbing her hands over Celestia’s belly, shining her fur and skin with slime, which I knew was a great elasticizer.

“I’ll give you pops. I can have many, and they all have cream-filled balls~.” Eris cooed at us all.

“Really?” I asked with an annoyed expression. We’re trying to get something done here! Oh, shit. I am the most Orderly one in the room right now, aren’t I? What the absolute fresh fuck?

“I’ll take one!” Trachea declared, and happily cooed around the plus-sized one that appeared in her mouth.

“You are the only one I know that can actually pull off disembodied Multi-dicks.” Luna sighed before getting one and moaning around it.

“CAN WE FOCUS?!” I barked and Eris’ cocks were banished as my antlers shone like sunlight going through leaves. “Um...didn’t mean to take them away, but whatever, we can be as naughty and gross as we want after business is done!” I snarled, looking at everyone, daring them to challenge me. Nobody did. Good.

“Good. Now then. Even though we’re all pregnant, fairy pregnancies are different, they won’t impact us magically or physically from what Eris and Harmonia have explained. We can still do things, just don’t risk us too much because if you lose any one of us, we’re all set back at least months of progress. Especially with a whole town being added to our sphere of influence.” I began pacing in the center of the room, waving my arms around to gesticulate.

“Um-.”

“That said, appoint a mayor for the town, stop directly governing it, it’s too clunky! You need to delegate, especially since you’re all stuck in this suite, and everyone else needs to come and talk to you all about anything! That kind of system is so inefficient, it’s no wonder it’s taken so long for the castle and town to be reconstructed!” I pointed out the balcony at the town that now had several temporary shacks erected for the refugees at the edge of the plateau.

“Robin-.”

“Then there’s Ponyville. It may be surrounded by my trees, but it isn’t a part of me, or rather My Forest. It isn’t protected by the barrier set up either by the Sages or by the enchantments you’ve tacked on.” The air may be rapidly getting cleaner outside of Everfree, but damn it, it’s still nasty.

“Rob-!”

“Furthermore, we-.”

“ROBIN!” I jerked away from Luna’s explosively loud interruption. “Yes. Thank thee for pointing out the flaws in our governing system! We shall address them immediately. Just please, calm down.” Luna demanded of me, and I felt like such an asshole right now.

“Whoa...she really is Order.” Not now Eris!