Hyrulequestria

Ch. 35

“So that’s why you’re all looking at my tits whenever you look out the balcony.” I rounded up my tale of my misadventure, still embarrassed that the rest of the city got to look at my ass, while My Home seemed to have hefted up my tits towards the balcony. It even had my ‘nipples’ trickling watery sap into the courtyard below, which was already reworked to divert the new natural wonder’s flow into a creek under the wall, through part of town, and down into the river below the plateau. Apparently I make a good base for syrup.

“Yes.” Luna chuckled. “It’s been a fun six days. Also, Eris is living in your...um, ‘knothole’.” Luna, now at 16 feet in diameter in the belly and boasting 4 feet across boobs commented impishly. Tia was no longer pregnant, having given birth while I was away this last time, damn it. I keep missing the births~!

“That would explain why I feel phantom sensations of pleasure,” I grumbled, shimmying on the armchair in irritation. I’ve only just noticed, but as far back as CUMS, I haven’t bothered to have male genitals unless the need arises. My Home seems to mirror that, the same as Yoshino does. I really am a woman now, huh?

“We had a contest to see who would get the new treehouse.” Celestia mewled as she crossed her arms over her pink dress-covered flat abdomen, her boobs still giant beach-balls. She wasn’t about to get those down for a few weeks at least, her foals are hungry little darlings. “I wanted to put a bakery in there.”

“No heat sources in Robin’s cunny.” Zephyr chided as if this was an argument they’ve had several times the past few days, and I was feeling more and more embarrassed about this whole situation.

“It’s already an OVEN!” Eris purred as she emerged from my pussy and pulled out a cake. “I didn’t use magic!”

“Really?!” I barked. “You’re baking in my womb…that sounds so ironic.” I then shoved her back into my pussy and moaned at accidentally fingering myself before she vanished. “Ugh, that is just not fair.” I rubbed my juices on my membrane, reabsorbing them. “Is there anything else I need to know about my body?” I demanded of the others.

“Well, we were planning to build an actual treehouse in your canopy-.” Trachea broached, only for me to glare at them all so hotly, I might accidentally set them on fire. “Nevermind! Sorry.”

“Anyway, so you are pregnant with fairies and now have a powerful space tree daughter,” Nicole commented. “Also the King is pregnant with your fawns from what rumors are going around.”

“What?! But I evaded her!” I yelped and tried to ignore Eris climbing up inside of me. Well, not me, but Tree Me. How anatomically correct is Tree Me?!

“She may have taken the seed from the guards you stuffed,” Sylvia commented. She wasn’t a member of our harem, but she was the unofficial royal carpenter and was apparently here to measure Tia’s butt for a custom chair since she did get bigger in the booty from her pregnancy. She was also truly a born-and-bred caribou, but she like all of their citizens were brainwashed. It turned out that Sylvia had the last vestiges of her individuality stamped out after her last attempt at pursuing her passion as a carpenter was dashed by being forcibly conscripted.

“But, if my seed in Minish form is half as persistent as hers is…” I felt sick. She may have murdered at least one of those soldiers to get my cum. “I want nothing to do with that bitch beyond seeing her head on a pike. Thinking she’s forcibly carrying my children is sickening.”

“Look at it this way; she’s definitely not going to be in any hurry to advance her plans with buns already in the oven. My sources say practically all troops have been pulled from the southern front and instead sent to the north.” Trachea informed me as she helped Nicole and Zephyr rub oil into the sides of Luna’s ever greedy belly. “Besides I think those guards would let her just take the seed.”

“So we have some relief because of this? Great.” I groaned still sick at what she may have done to get my seed. “At least something good came of rescuing Eris, y’know, besides having Eris here and all.”

“Aw, you do love me~!” Declared Eris, poking her head out from my navel, and I poked her back in. Damn womb-invading sexy Chaos Fairy Spirit!

“Well, I guess this means we’ll have plenty of time for sister to have her foals, gather up our resources, and liberate the oppressed people suffering under the hoof-boots of the caribou.” Celestia declared optimistically, only to sigh and rub her breasts. “Then again, time for me to recover too. Excuse me, I need to go feed my beautiful foals.”

“You okay?” I asked her with heartfelt concern. Tia’s breasts have always been unusually productive, and her pregnancy seems to have exacerbated the issue.

“My breasts have been so active, constantly producing milk even more than when I was pregnant. I am still nursing them, so it’s not all bad, but the amount of colostrum I’m still making is quite frankly ridiculous.” Tia hefted her massive mams, and I could hear the milk slosh from my seat.

“Surgeon checked sister, tis merely thine impressive breeding genes.” Luna teased her ‘little’ sister, who snorted and patted Luna’s side before teleporting away, now able to do so freely without little unborn foals in her womb. “That said, We’re sorry to say Love, but once We birth thine progeny, We art to wear a sterilizing charm whenever having intercourse. As lovely as this is, We art becoming quite bored with being cooped up in a tower like a defenseless maiden imprisoned by a craven dragon.”

“Sorry...wait weren’t you the one to have me breed you for almost a week?” I asked with a pout as I crossed my arms under my bust.

“Yes, but as much as We enjoy this, We miss our forge, our combat practice, flying. So much We are unable to do whilst basking in our maternal glory.” Luna wistfully sighed, resting her cheeks on her hands, her elbows pressing into her breasts like they were a weird mattress. “Don’t get me wrong beloved, We adore this, but it robs me of so many of the things We love.”

“I know.” I wistfully replied, remembering just how stressful, yet incredibly fulfilling being trapped with incubating Yoshino was. Having her within me, it made the whole event worthwhile, but I wouldn’t want to become trapped as a tree again if I could help it. I wouldn’t mind being a tree for a while, of my own will, but being forced? Never again if I can help it. “Oh well, we’re going to be swamped with all those little alicorns inside you anyway.”

“Won’t that be interesting? The first natural-born alicorns in over a millennia?” Trachea hugged and nuzzled Luna’s side, my Princess of the Night sighing and cooing in response. The fairies also loved Luna too, and Greenie seemed obsessed with her. But whatever, so long as they aren’t bothering me, it’s another thing that isn’t my problem.

“Girls, don’t get her primed. Last time she didn’t let us leave for a whole day.” Zephyr warned Trachea and I. What did I do? “That said, come along Robin, I need to show you something.” Zephyr took my hand and slithered onward, pulling me gently behind her as I waved goodbye to the rest of the occupants of the room.

“What is it Zephyr?” I asked curiously as she led me downstairs, and I stumbled into her, not able to move as fluidly as she could on her locomotion mound. “Hold on.” I willed my legs to melt and increased my size so I was as big as Zephyr, with my own locomotion mound back. “Okay, where are we going?”

“Where I can show you why I disappeared for a few months.” Zephyr’s words made me stiffen, but our high-speed slide down the stairwell wasn’t slowed. “Remember what I showed you before the worldwide breeding cycle hit? That I would face something terrible, suffer incredible pain of some sort, and yet forever fall in true Love with someone I have fun with?”

“Y-yes?” I nervously asked, worried my beloved not-a-black-marketeer lover was about to tell me she found someone else outside of our romantic unit during my absence.

“I was abducted by an ancient Water Nymph, tortured by forcibly mass-breeding it’s little sprites, not like whatever you and the other two are baking. Until Trachea saved me.” Zephyr’s words were so enamored, that I had to smirk. “And she did it in the most hilarious and sexy way I can possibly imagine.”

“Really? WAIT WHAT!?” I yelped in shock. “You were abducted?!”

“You’re a bit slow on the uptake, but yes. I was The Slime in the castle. He wanted You, but settled for me. It was so painful, there was no pleasure, or Love in it. I had to...I don’t want to talk about it. But, the outcome wasn’t what he expected, or wanted.” Zephyr had led me out to the drawbridge, and pulled me down the side of the cliff, our mounds holding onto the cliff face with ease as she continued to guide me.

“I’m sorry my love,” I whined, hugging her, but despite it, she didn’t stop moving, so I kept pace.

“Don’t be. You being here, in the state of you were in? You would have been his brainless breeding fucktoy. Better I weathered it than us losing you.” Zephyr declared as we reached the river flowing through the ravine, and I blushed at seeing my sap pour down the cliff in a tiny waterfall into the river, tinting the water amber. “I wouldn’t have bothered you about it, it’s mostly between Trachea and me, but your sap...well, my babies want to meet the one feeding them such tasty nectar. Aqua, Splash, Rain!” Huh?

“Mama!” Chorused three voices, and forming from the very water were three beautiful humanoid women, their hair long and flowing, their chests indecently huge like the norm for this world, and otherwise nonexistent below the surface of the gently flowing river.

“Girls, this is my lover and the one making that tasty sap; Robin.” Zephyr presented me, and I felt odd. I was being treated like an object of pride and value. It feels...nice.

“But she’s so green!”

“And purple!”

“I see the robin!”

“They’re...um...not very bright yet.” I chuckled realizing they took my name way too literally.

“They’re nymphs, Robin. They are simple creatures, as likely to understand complex thaumaturgic theory as they are to understand why gravity is a thing.” Zephyr admitted with sadness.

“It is?!”

“It’s what keeps the water flowing Splash.”

“I thought that was because the ground is uneven.”

“But the riverbed is really flat!”

“Wow...I have no words.” I cringed at how...air-headed these girls were.

“Girls!” At Zephyr’s firm tone, the trio all paid full attention. “Three heads are better than one.”

“Yay!”

“Doggy time!”

“Aw, but I don’t like being in the middle.”

After their replies, they splashed together and formed a much bigger three-headed water Cerberus, with the heads all doberman in shape. “Sorry, we’re so dumb mom.” The three heads chorused together

“Only when apart Aquamarine.” Zephyr insisted, reaching out and patting the center head of the anthro water Cerberus, who was so enormous, each of her tits could hold one of us curled up inside.

“I’m getting Wiatr vibs...surprised I remember her description from that dream book,” I said as I blinked and rubbed my head. “Well, she has four heads instead of three. Hello Aquamarine.” I said as I extended my hands, only to sputter as they all licked me across the face and neck simultaneously.

“Hello, Robin. Mom and Fama talk about you a lot when they visit.” Aquamarine declared happily, causing me to look to Zephyr in confusion.

“Fama?” I’m getting weird old flashbacks to an ancient mecha anime for some reason.

“Um, Father Ma? It’s what she calls Trachea since she’s the more masculine one between us. The standard cultural thing for caribou..” Zephyr informed me.

“Oh, okay. So you like my sap?” I asked as I smiled up at her.

“Yep! It’s energizing and tasty! Better than even these crisp clean waters.” Aquamarine declared as she gestured to the river around her. “Well, it was nice meeting you, but I better get home before I split up again and get lost. Fama was so mad when Rain went exploring alone.”

“Oh. Well, good to meet you too. Be careful out there.” I waved her off and she fell back into a splash of water, gone as if she’d never been here. “That is both amazing, and creepy.”

“Well, now you’ve met my little water nymphs.” Zephyr contently said as she began leading us back up the cliff.

“Little? She was big enough to swallow either of us whole.” I commented, only to stop at getting grabbed from behind, looking back to see Harmonia pressing into me, still a prismatic reindeer. “Harmonia? What is it?”

“You’re coming with me,” Harmonia demanded, not requested, not asked. Demanded.

“What? But-.”

“Now.” Harmonia snarled the familiar scent of a needy woman, and the absolute hunger in her eyes telling me what she needed. “Bring Zephyr if you want.”

“Why are you so horny?” Zephyr asked with a wide smile.

“Why do you think I'm here~!” Eris said from my navel, poking her head out again.

“Good, I don’t have to find you. Now come on.” Harmonia growled, pulling me from the cliff and literally carrying me over her shoulder like I was a hunting trophy. “Follow if you want in Zephyr!”

“Okay!” Zephyr chirped, rushing after us.

“Uh...okay not mad, but why?” I asked from my place hung over her shoulders, letting my goo mound form legs again since I wasn’t climbing a vertical surface at the moment.

“You’ve done something that so personifies Order that the whole world is practically singing with the Harmony it’s creating in balance with Chaos right now. That said, Eris and I are feeling so fucking randy right now we both want you to make even more fairy babies if it was possible.” Harmonia hissed as she groped my squishy goo butt.

“What did I do?” I asked in confusion before we got to her cave. She wasn’t this big before… “Did I do that?”

“The world is experiencing a temporary sort of Harmony for the first time in so long, I can’t even remember. You are going into my tree with Eris and me, and we are going to make love like desperate jackrabbits!” Harmonia declared, panting, her hands getting a bit rough on my butt.

“Even though we can’t make each other even more pregnant.” Eris tacked on, her eyes heart-shaped, and drool dripping from her fang as she exited my body like a snake from a hole and at full size too. “Nothing’s gonna stop us from trying!”

“Okay, um how is Zephyr coming?” I asked before we all simply got dragged into Harmy’s trunk.

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“Whew! That was...unique!” Zephyr commented as we all staggered out of Harmonia’s trunk, each of us looking freshly-fucked and beyond pleased about it, but without any of the usual mess.

“I think I still have a cock in someone,” Eris muttered, rubbing her eyes. “Can believe I passed out midway.”

“What was that about me being the prude Eris?” Harmonia asked with her tone bubbly and the happiest I’d ever heard.

“Not all of us get freaky with wild animals.” I poked back in defense of Eris playfully, causing Harmonia to snort.

“When you’re alone for centuries at a time, you take companionship where you can. Even if it is playing den mother to a pack of wolves or getting licked out with four tongues at once by a hydra.” Harmonia shuddered unusually shamelessly. “Those things can eat a female out, I swear.”

“Okay...” I commented before seeing Eris’ eyes rolled up and Zephyr’s belly swelled up.

“F-found the missing penis!” Zephyr declared sheepishly, obviously having not cared, or rather enjoyed having Eris still in her.

“Unf. Having a physical orgasm is still amazing, even if it can’t touch essence sharing.” Eris panted, patting Zephyr on the shoulder. “Well, I’m spent. I’m gonna go back to Robin's tree womb for a nap.”

“Okay.” I chuckled before kissing her and Harmonia. “Hey, I think I know what I did.”

“What is it? So you can repeat it that is.” Harmonia asked, and I rubbed Harmonia’s smooth flat tummy.

“I gave birth to the tree daughter of a literal goddess.” However, it is Tsunami in that universe operates that is. “It was scary, but amazing at the same time. Eris heard the story.”

“Me too. It was spooky how she turned into a tree to do it.” Zephyr gestured towards me.

“I’ll tell you about it later Harmy, I’m gonna catch a nap.” Eris dove face-first into my slime approximation of a navel and vanished.

“Okay, now that sex is done. I need to get to work on my...connections.” Zephyr commented as she started walking, pulling out a chocolate popsicle from her huge slime booty.