Hyrulequestria

Ch.36

“So...bored…” I mumbled in my malaise. I can feel and ‘see’ everything in the Everfree, and a faint sensation off in space wherever Yoshino was in by multiversal means. Yet, over the past few months...I’ve grown so bored of it. You can only watch the wildlife go about their lives for so long before it’s just part of everyday life. Then there’s my flagging libido. If I’d known becoming a Spirit of Order was what sleeping with both Harmonia and Eris would do to me and that doing so would grab my perviness, drag it out back, and shoot it, I’d have avoided it entirely.

Sure, I can get turned on, but it takes so much more effort, both on my part and my partners. I’m not the easy hair-trigger sex machine I used to be. Is this like a midlife crisis? I do have the odd desire to go on a road trip, or something and do irresponsible things to spice up my life. Sure, I love everyone here, I am so happy. But why? Why am I so bored~?

Why do I feel like I’m Missing something?

“Love. If thou’rt going to moan and complain, couldn’t thou do it not lounging upon mine body?” Luna said in slight annoyance, having to turn her head to look at me where I’d lounged upon her big, juicy butt. It wasn’t anywhere near as big as her five-feet wide tits, or her 20-feet across belly, but the big juicy basketballs bulging from her wide hips and above her thicc thighs were quite comfy pillows to lean against.

“Luna. You’re all that’s keeping me from going to My Home and just ignoring the rest of the world for however long it takes someone to coax me back out.” I dryly replied. Zephyr was off on business with her suppliers. Trachea had already given birth to our second wave of newborn changelings and was now in Abyssinia to deal with Royal Changeling matters. “I’d like to avoid that happening again, so here I’m staying since nobody else is available.”

Celestia was busy taking care of all the things rulers have to deal with in a capital city. Eris was off terrorizing the caribou. Harmonia was in a deep slumber like I was avoiding. Nicole was actually doing fieldwork since she’s a caribou, though an eye-and-nose catching Minish but can blend in. Surgeon’s clinic was always busy, and she was in her final month of pregnancy and has much more volatile mood swings than Luna who still had a couple of months to go.

“Then why not do something we’ll both enjoy~?” Luna asked with her eyes lidded and her tone husky, practically oozing the ‘come-hither’ aura, which a few months ago, would’ve caused me to sprout a dick and go to town in seconds. But now…

“I don’t feel like it, Lulu.” I morosely responded, sitting up and then laying on my front to put my chin on Luna’s head. “I just...don’t have any passion anymore.”

“Oh, worry not Robin, it shalt return.” Luna gently insisted, taking my hands and interlacing our fingers in front of her face, since her gigantic tits made much more distance than that nearly impossible. “Maybe thou should go sleep in thine Home? Thou hasn’t done it since even before that Washu woman abducted thee.”

“But I don’t know if I’ll wake up again anytime soon. What if I go to sleep, and wake up, and it’s years later? Or what if I never wake up? I’ve never felt this...pointless before.” Even if my membrane was practically glowing blue with the light of my unborn spirit children, just like how Harmonia is and Eris was last I saw her this morning, I felt so drained.

“We shalt endeavor to awaken thee if thou sleeps longer than a few days. We refuse to have thee miss our foal’s births like thou has all the others save Trachea’s latest clutch.” Luna slapped her gargantuan sides with her wings and I smooched her brow.

“I don’t want to miss it either...okay. Promise to wake me?” I pleaded, and Luna kissed me in response.

“Go to sleep Love.” Luna softly whispered, and I almost did so immediately, but I managed to slide down her side towards the balcony, stagger outside, and somehow had one of Tree Me’s arms reach out, where I collapsed into My Palm-.

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Mm...hm? Ah. It’s raining. How lovely. My body groaned as I reached up, sighing as I...wait. I opened my eyes, and looked bemusedly at my wooden hands, watching as I slowly turned them to and fro. I blinked, looking down at the balcony of the tower where my lovers slept.

‘How is this possible?’ I wondered, reaching to my bosom, and giving myself a squeeze. My hard wooden breasts didn’t give at first, but somehow softened as I examined myself, my sap continued to flow freely and even gush with my groping.

Intrigued, I reached behind me, turning my head, and with it my canopy, to look at my rear as I groped myself in wonder. I am a tree. An animated one. Curious, I moved my hands to my ‘knothole’ and gasped as I felt the pleasure fingering myself should give me, causing me to moan low and sonorously as thunder crashed and lightning struck somewhere in the forest, catching a tiny piece of me on fire. I whined and panted even as I casually snuffed out the flames trying vainly to harm me in the rain.

I was working up to a peak faster than I can remember in recent memory, and soon I turned my snout skyward, wailing in pleasure before I blacked out again.

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I awoke to the sensation of someone landing on my snout, and I slowly opened my eyes to see Celestia looking up at my canopy in awe. ‘What? What is...oh my…’

I’ve bloomed! Each branch, where there wasn’t a leaf, there was a beautiful flower. Each one a different color. Each one bearing a seed. A familiar seed. ‘Oh no…’

I’m a Juraian Royal Tree.

But how? Yoshino was very intelligent and had a strong sense of self. She must’ve at least been a Third Generation tree, but considering how strong she felt, she might even have been a Second Gen tree, which alone is nearly impossible from what I remember. But then what am I? I am for all intents and purposes, Yoshino’s mother. At least as much as the one who generated her seed as I was the one to bear her to fruition. Literally.

“Robin...are these all…?” Celestia whispered in awe, and I registered my bark was emitting faint light, my leaves practically glowing and the flowers dazzling in the sunlight.

“Um, I’m unsure right now...I think they’re my fairy children?” I chuckled, looking around. In my branches danced many, many, many fairies! Way more than I’ve ever seen before! They seemed to pay attention to each of my seeds with care and incredible interest. This many fairies, all so many bright colorful lights and not-lights were just as vibrant as I was. If only they could be seen by people beyond Eris, Harmy, and I.

My boughs aside, my body...for My Home is indeed my body right now, moved so smoothly unlike...I think last night? Where I masturbated in the rain? Trying to move either of my legs caused scary rumbling sensations, so I stopped that right away. Last thing I should even try is to uproot myself. Not just because I’m a flippin’ tree right now, but because my roots go far below the plateau, I could cause incredible damage.

“Are you alright?” Celestia asked worriedly. “What was that rumbling?”

“I just tried moving my legs. I’m not going to try that again.” I declared worriedly and sighed. “I’m okay. As much as being the possibly adopted daughter of a universe-creating Goddess could make me when I already have so much going on with my life.”

“Wait, that means you’re Washu’s niece now, correct?” Celestia asked, and I shrugged, the action somehow sending my breasts bouncing. What kind of magic am I passively using to make my wooden body behave so much like flesh? “Well, can you leave your tree form?”

“Let me try.” I hefted my breasts back up, taking up the default pose my new form had when it became this way months ago, and closed my eyes. Focusing, I found myself emerging from between Tree-Me’s eyes and blinked at feeling no less connected to nature, yet not all air-headed and slow like I used to be. “Guess there’s some perks to being a conduit for a goddess.”

I stepped out onto my snout, not feeling the depression or boredom I was before. In fact, I’m fucking horny right now! The sex machine is back! “Um, I’m not in the mood right now Robin…” Tia said with a bright blush and a tug on the hem of her skirt, her breasts finally having shrunk down to their former basketball size after the foals stopped nursing. I huffed, crossing my arms at her realizing my stiffening nipples was me signaling I was wet and ready.

“Of course. When I’m finally in the mood, my lovers aren’t. Oh well, at least I’m not depressed and tired all the time.” I cheerfully declared, and then looked around at my seed children. “Hm, not yet. Almost, but not yet.” Not sure how I can tell, but they’re not ready.

“What?” Celestia asked as she straightened out her gold and white dress.

“My seeds. They aren’t ready to drop yet.” I gestured around at my canopy and then transformed into my pegasus body. “Well, you must have come to get me for something, what is it?”

“I actually just came out here because you shocked me with this beautiful display,” Celestia admitted as she and I flew down to the balcony. “Good news ladies, Robin’s back to her old self.”

“And then some! Who wants to get wrecked?” I asked eagerly, hefting my breasts and looking around at my tired-looking lovers. “Um, why is Tia the only one looking awake?”

“Because someone kept up most of the city with her orgasmic wailing!” Snarled Surgeon, who was completely immobile with a 10-foot belly full of fawns and boobs the size of yoga balls, having her own recessed fluffy pool in the floor like Luna’s to sleep in.

“Ah...sorry.” I mewled. “How is Tia awake?”

“Sister slept through thine incredibly loud bliss like a log. We slept better than the others due to mine nature and how draining mine pregnancy is on me, but thou still managed to steal a few hours from me.” Luna admitted tiredly, only to get an admonishing slap on the belly from Nicole, who looked like a zombie, same for Trachea. Oh! She must’ve gotten back last night.

“Oh please, you were masturbating like wild to her noises,” Zephyr muttered from her tub, clearly having come back too. Knowing how close she and Trachea are, I’m wondering if she was really on business~.

“Eep.” I mewled. “Um, I won’t do that again...maybe.” It was incredible after all.

“We already made public sex legal, so it’s fine, just don’t scream so loudly you make everything vibrate.” Celestia joked with a beaming smile that shone like her sun. Well, look at what coming out of pregnancy did to you, Tia. Turned you into a morning mare. “Well, you all go back to bed if you want, I have work to do. Oh, and Robin, go visit your friends. You haven’t been spending time with anyone but us lately.”

“Okay,” I sighed and walked back to the balcony, jumping out and letting my wings carry me over the city. “Wait, who are my friends again?” I blinked and then facepalmed. The Sages! At least most of them. I was close with them too, why’d I just drift away? “I guess it’s time to catch up with them.” I shivered at the air teasing my nipples and labia. “Rarity first though. I need a new bodysuit after what becoming a tree did to the last one.”

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“Sorry I haven’t visited you since you moved out of the castle Rarity.” I said again, for maybe the tenth time as I modeled a dress Rarity wanted me to try on for her. It was rather nice, short in the skirt, supportive of the boobs, yet tasteful in that while it flaunted my figure, it wasn’t slutty. She had me take the forms of clients using measurements, and then test the fit for them as payment for her making me a new bodysuit. And a few dresses. Some sexy lingerie…

“Think nothing of it, I know of the things you have been getting into.” Rarity chuckled to me as she worked on the dress. She pinned something to the back just as the bell to the front door chimed, signaling someone walking in. “Just a moment!” She called to the customer.

“Huh, getting busy again?” I asked as I fluffed the layered mini skirt a bit. This earth pony girl I was modeling as was cute. I bet this dress is for a waitressing position or something.

“Yes...do you smell blood?” Rarity asked before we turned to a Zebra in a well-tailored suit. He looked fine besides a bullet hole in his shoulder. “Oh by Celestia! You need a doctor!”

“Hmph, a flesh wound. I’ll be fine long enough to tend my business here. Can I leave my suit jacket for repair while I deliver this?” The gruff zebra stallion asked as he held up a black briefcase.

“Um, certainly. But please do visit the castle clinic to get patched up before you leave the city.” Rarity insisted, and the stallion nodded as he set the briefcase down, gingerly shrugged out of the ruined jacket, setting it on a dirty pile of rags, and then took the briefcase with him. “Odd. The Zebras were one of the first conquests of the caribou. Rare to even see one.”

“Yeah, they were the nation south of the CFK, Maretonia, right?” I asked for clarification as Rarity looked me over again.

“Yes. But the nation was mostly nomadic, only their established settlements and official government were overtaken, the tribals fled into obscurity, nobody knows where they are, but they get around as you saw just now.” Rarity hefted my modest C-cups and nodded as she began undressing me, clearly seeing the clothes as satisfactory.

“Why was he in a suit?” I asked curiously as she pulled my borrowed skirt and panties down, letting me step out of them and turn back into my usual form.

“Zebras are as varied as they are intriguing. For all we know, he’s just a fancy courier or a legendary assassin. Well then, that was the last order I needed to check the fit on for today. What was the color you wanted for your bodysuit?”

“Hm, blue,” I told her, the color seeming attractive to me, along with how beneath my green, purple, and red arboreal patterned membrane was the blue light of the lives of my fairy babies.

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“Ee~! I knew my Pinkie Sense was saying an old friend would come visit!” Pinkie declared happily, nuzzling my shiny dark blue bodysuit-clad boobs as she hugged me the instant I walked into Sugarcube Corner 2. The cow, Carrot Cake, and her wife Cup Cake had been quickly put in charge of the place the moment they came to the city since Pinkie was just happy to have them back. So Carrot was watching contently from behind the counter while Maud was reading a book at the window.

“You were loud.” Maud blandly said, mascara on her eyes seeming a bit darker underneath than usual. “White Unicorn next.”

“Sorry.” I chuckled nervously, rubbing the back of my head. “Wait, unicorn?” Last time she said the white fox, and I found Hannah. Whoever this unicorn is, they must be important.

“Well, that was a treat despite the hour. It sent Cuppy and me into a frenzy.” Carrot winked at me with a chuckle as her pregnant wife Cup Cake passed behind her, and she yelped as her wife pinched her butt, blushing as the mare giggled and put out more pastries in the display.

“You were so hawt! Wailing into the rain, groping yourself as you jilled your cunny so hard you-!”

“Thank you Pinkie Pie!” Carrot sarcastically shouted, grabbing her giggling wife and dragging her to the back room.

“Um, I’m not planning to do that again.” Anytime soon, I left unsaid.

“I know~.” Pinkie giggled, leaning on me. “I’m just so happy you finally came to visit.”

“Sorry. I’ve just been so busy. Being the Spirit of Order surprisingly has a lot of work to it when I’m not stuck in a rut.” Realizing the innuendo, I blushed as Pinkie’s smirk became gratuitously shit-eating. “Um, well, how are you?”

“Oh good! I’ve been on a few dates!” Pinkie informed me, piquing my interest.

“Caribou girl better not hurt Pinkie,” Maud said dully and that somehow made the statement even scarier. Whoever this caribou is, she had better treat Pinkie right. Because it’ll be more than Maud coming down on their heads from on high. I’ll guarantee it.

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“I have pictures if you want.” Rainbow cheekily smirked, and I managed to move my eyes up to her eyes from her pregnant body. She wasn’t as incredibly gravid as I’ve become used to seeing people, what with her only having twins. But her boobs were bowling balls compared to their formerly modest C-cups, her hips and thighs were deliciously thicc and she still managed to have some muscle despite the extra padding.

Her sexiness was aided by her skimpy purple clothes, clearly made of the same material as her customary bodysuits, but considering they were just a sports bra and hip-hugging short-shorts, they left her belly free to the air while further emphasizing the rest of her body. “Um. Sorry. You just didn’t come across as the maternal type.” Or the type to take to pregnancy so well.

“What? You thought with how Barisa and I went at it that I wouldn’t get knocked up? Pfft, that’s naive girl. Besides, I’m a married mare, I can have kids all I want with my wife.” Rainbow held up her left hand, the intricately engraved golden band on her ring finger glinting. The fact that her home was a small manor on the north end of the city further increased how different she seems.

“W-what?! When did you two get married?!” I really have been too distant! How could I have missed this?!

“It was up in Cloudsdale, which was a bit tricky since we had to have Tara make Barisa a cloud-walking amulet first. I got to have the fun task of convincing my parents I was marrying out of love and not some brainwashing my ‘heinous caribou slaver’ had me under.” Rainbow huffed and slapped her belly proudly. “I’m happy. That’s more than a lot of people can say these days. Now, are you just gonna keep staring, or are you gonna come to get some?”

“W-what?! B-but you’re married!” I’m so confused!

“Hey, Barisa can fuck her secretaries all she likes, so long as I get to have fun too. What matters is that our Love stays exclusive. Besides, her being the Mayor of Everfree keeps her really busy, and mama Dash needs a good hard dicking!” Rainbow licked her lips as she looked me over, and I couldn’t get out of my bodysuit fast enough. “Besides I can’t fly as fast as I want with the damn war and the foals in this belly! I could be from the CFK to the Dragon Lands and two hours flat if I could!” She boasted.

“Wait, how fast are you?!” I asked as she groped my loins.

“Fast enough you won’t even last 20 seconds.” Dash licked her lips hungrily.

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“So I smell you’ve touched base with Rainbow before coming here,” Tara commented as she kept working at her personal alchemy station. She had quarters in the castle, unlike the others, but it was secluded in the wing of the castle I rarely if ever visit. Also, why did she have cupcakes almost everywhere, and was looking at images of Pinkie with notes all around them? Prophecy theories? What?

“What gave her away? The smell of fresh pregnancy pheromones hanging over her like a cloud?” Spike snarked as he was sorting materials in a cabinet nearby. Whoa. Whoa! Spike grew big! He looks less like a little kid and more like a preteen. Has he gone through a huge growth spurt lately? Also, he’s still naked. Thank goodness male dragons have genital slits to hide their dicks and they have internal balls.

“You guys can smell that?” I lifted my arm and sniffed my pit. As a slime, I don’t sweat like normal races, and considering how people get nose-blind to their own smells, for all I know, I stink. But I couldn’t even smell Rainbow that clearly around the scent of freshly molded latex.

“Of course we can. Spike’s a dragon, who are known to have very acute senses, and I’m...right, you might not know.” Tara blinked at realizing she was assuming something. “I used the DNA sequences I mapped out from the King’s sperm to figure out the Minish genome for agelessness and, well, may have gone a bit overboard.” Tara sheepishly admitted, tapping her nose.

“Wait, you spliced yourself into immortality?” I asked in a good deal of shock. I mean, Tara does give off the whole ‘mad scientist’ vibe, but I didn’t think she’d be so reckless with how intelligent she is.

“Agelessness. There’s a difference. Immortality assumes you can’t just die when killed. Besides, Spike, unaugmented, will live for thousands of years. I can’t just let myself die of old age or something when he’s barely an adult.” Tara declared with loving eyes for her ward.

“Twilight…” Spike muttered in a mixture of incredible gratitude, yet embarrassment that this very private matter was being shared with me. “Not in front of guests.”

“Aw, that’s so sweet of you. Well, is there anything you want to do together? I’ve already modeled dresses for Rarity, had sweets with Pinkie, and hot sex with Rainbow.” I listed off excitedly, having enjoyed how eventful today has been.

“Actually...I would like to take this opportunity to...examine you. Thoroughly.” Tara’s eyes glinted, and I suddenly felt like Washu was in her place, eyeing me like a research experiment.

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“Well, mighty kind of y’all to come and see how the forest is treatin’ us.” Applejack commented as she casually whacked an apple tree with her calloused fist, the apples dumping into the baskets arranged around.

“Well, considering I had to literally kill thousands of pieces of myself for lumber for construction, and provide you farmland, I figure it’s a good idea to at least see how you are doing rather than assume anything from how the land feels,” I replied from where I was leaning on another tree. These apple trees were different from the wild trees of my forest. They weren’t as content to ‘just be’ and rather anticipated the presence of others, but especially Applejack.

“They love her~!” A small yellow fairy purred into my ear. Thank you Tatl the tattletale.

“Oh, we’re doing well.” Fluttershy softly said from nearby, where she was guiding a parade of bunnies away from the vegetable patch.

“Indeed.” I turned to the exotically accented voice and blushed at seeing an amazonian mare at least as buff and shapely as Applejack, wearing just as revealing animal hide for a bra and a skimpy skirt. “Thanks to this land you have tamed, the alchemical reagents I need have not waned.”

“Huh? Another Zebra?” I questioned. “Who are you miss?”

“Eep!” Fluttershy squeaked before she flew behind Applejack. Which was a futile gesture, her hyper-boobs and hips made trying to hide behind the actually thinner amazon useless?

“Shy, she’s not gonna hurt ya.” Applejack sighed, rubbing the bridge of her snout.

“I do apologize again Miss Shy, I forget to leave my stealth awry.” The zebra mare said sincerely, and the timid buttery pegasus gathered herself back together.

“It’s fine, Miss Zecora. I’m still getting used to things.” Fluttershy sighed quietly, rubbing her head. “Um, can I learn that, new special, potion with you? My new rabbit friend liked it.”

“So you guys have turned this place into a farm, orchard, animal nursery, and an alchemical herb garden?” I asked each of them in turn with a measure of astonishment. My forest was enjoying the new ‘clearing’ quite a bit, but the fact that these three have turned it into a trifecta of useful goods was amazing.

“Just about. Now then, while it’s nice to see ya, we’ve got work to be doin’. If ya wanna properly spend time with us, we’ll be available in the evenings.” Applejack then went to moving the apple baskets. “Oh, and if ya see that rascal Apple Bloom, tell her I noticed she’s been avoidin’ doin’ her chores properly.”

“She’s actually in the tree in the third row twenty seventh down, sleeping on a branch.” I spat out on reflex. These trees may not be entirely me as much as they seem to somehow be both me, and AJ, but I can still feel and sense everything about them.

“Well now, that’s a useful skill ya got there. I’ll be back after catchin’ the filly.” AJ said to her fellow farmers and began counting trees as she walked in the correct direction.

“Well, indeed it was nice to meet, but I must return to fermenting the wheat.” Zecora nodded to us and left me alone with the hyper-busty pegasus, who just looked away and fidgeted.

“Um...have a good day?” In response to my farewell, Fluttershy just squeaked and flew away. Oh well, she’ll come around eventually.

Wait, fermenting wheat...is Zecora making beer?! I want some! No, wait. Bad. Bad Robin. No mind-altering substances. Those days are behind you...but...a few beers now and then are okay right?

Right! It’s okay Me! Have some beer! Have no fear! You have friends and family near!

Good to have had this conversation with you Me.

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I’M NOT CRAZY!