Hyrulequestria

Ch.42

I emerged from my cold coconutty cream, blearily blinking through the cum sticking to my eyes before I absorbed it into myself. Once my vision cleared, I felt myself blush at the sight of Luna as an inflated black ball and boobs pressing into the ceiling, her cunt and ass leaking cum, while a bit away from her, Eris and Harmonia were back to normal, and dead asleep on a pile of towels soaked with milk.

“Ah...wow did...wow.” I huffed before noticing Tara still in the room, inflated too, snoring as Tia collected the cum dribbling from the purple Caribou’s cock and working on it at an alchemy table that I had thought was just a perfume station or something.

“Huh, she is firing blanks...now how to fix that. The changed people that want to convert mostly back to male or female will want functioning parts if this spell gives temporary bits.” Tia stated like a scholar, not at all seeming to really care that she just turned several lovers into balloons and even popped one of us.

“TIA!” I barked at her attitude. That may have been awesome and hit my biggest kink right in the jimmies, but that is no way to behave after such an intense and exotic event.

“Oh! You’ve collected yourself rather quickly, considering its morning.” Tia casually said as she put Tara’s cum in a flask and began doing...things to it. I’m no alchemist. “I was going to drain Sister and Twilight, but I figured they would enjoy being drained awake as much as Eris and Harmonia did.”

“You don’t have a way to safely pop them like with me?” I asked, calming down. If it is the next morning, then I guess some level of nonchalance is okay.

“The main difference is you’re slime, Robin. You didn’t need any special magic to burst like a bubble. Oh, how you squealed when I lifted the silencing charm just before I popped you.” Tia shuddered, sending her breasts quaking in her nightgown. Oh, right, how did I miss the nightgown?

“Oh...right,” I said, feeling my face hot with a blush before I approached her. “So you’re trying to help Tara with her spell?” Wait… “I’m normal size?” As if waiting for me to notice, my body snapped back down to size and I huffed. Make up your mind Me! Am I gonna stay tiny and cute or big and sexy?! Whatever Me, you’re an unreliable milksop! Pbbt!

“Yes. Twilight is a skilled mage. Easily would’ve been considered one of the greatest at Star Swirl Academy before it was converted into the CUMS campus. Star Swirl will throw a fit when he realizes they changed the name of his school to a perverted acronym.” Celestia snickered before she took a casual sip of Tara’s cum from the flask after she seemed to be done with it. “Hm...only one real way to know if it’s virile…” Celestia looked between me, and the other women in the room.

“Nope! No artificial insemination!” That’s just rude! Especially when everyone here went to obvious lengths not to get anyone pregnant last night.

“Hm, guess I’ll have to do,” Tia smirked and moved the flask towards her groin, but I used my Fairy Might™ to hold her wrist and stop her. Of course, I struggled to even keep her hand still.

“Nope! No more pregnancies! Not for a while! There needs to be some semblance of Order!” I demanded, and her eyes became full of green light, putting the flask back on the table. “Thank gosh. I can’t believe I’m thankful for this bullshit power right now.”

“Hm...but I can think of someone who would really love to have children,” Celestia said, but her eyes were still shining with my power. So I’m not ableto completely overwrite someone’s will. Good.

“It’s not anyone in this room, or among our harem, right?” I asked suspiciously.

“I would love to be pregnant again, but no. The person I had in mind isn’t anyone you’ve met.” Celestia answered, and I sighed with a nod of acceptance. The light in Tia’s eyes vanished, and she picked up the flask. “She’ll be quite happy. Especially since this is Tara’s cum, and as a caribou, she’ll both have superior genetics as well as allow the mother have children of her own species.”

“Wait, who is this?” I asked in confusion.

“Zelda Hyrule, she showed up shortly after we moved into the Everfree to be perfectly honest. She has been spouting madly about some legend from the caribou homeland, how a great demon is the reason for their demise. She’s great at chess and has great taste in tea and is otherwise perfectly sane, however.” Celestia told me. “I visit her every Tuesday.”

“WHAT?! Why didn’t you say anything?!” I suddenly freaked out, flying in front of the confused Celestia’s face. “Zelda is the titular character of the mythos that Majora-.” Demented giggle. “-Is from! If what she’s saying is true, then Ganondorf, or worse; Demise, is the one who made the Minish vanish!”

“The Pig Demon was said to have come from the desert and be something before...I think she said he was a...pony?” Celestia mumbled trying to remember the tale. “NO! A cat, he was the leader of a group of felines that was almost all female and only one male. She never said his name. There is no one else but her telling these legends so I never thought they were real. Also, Discord could have been the one just as much as this so-named Ganondorf.”

I zapped Celestia’s face with my righteous Fairy Dust™.

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I valiantly fought against my urge to fidget. “You...yes. The Veil is weak around you.” The regal, and beautiful caribou with golden antlers, piercing blue eyes, and her fur was a stark white like the King’s. So Minish were all-white then? She wore a regal and conservative purple dress, which did absolutely nothing for my nerves when she was just as shaped as I, and those I so lust for. “Celestia has mentioned you were troubled by an Eldritch entity, Majora was it?”

The lack of distorted laughter was nearly more disturbing than it’s usual intrusion. “Yes. They were brainwashing me into becoming a mindless slut for their amusement. I’m still a loose and fun-loving woman, but I used to be such a shy and quiet man.” I said from my place sitting on the velvet pillow on the table where I sat between Zelda and Celestia, who were sharing tea and biscuits. I had my own incredibly tiny portions. Where’d they get a cup this tiny?

“It would be their trade,” Zelda told me. “They have a habit of trying to make Villains so it can ‘play’ hero.” Zelda rolled her eyes with a snort of derision. “Majora is a malicious spirit, no doubt, but they prefer to keep their playthings alive more often than not.”

“I’d rather die than be someone’s mindless toy.” I snarled before angrily nomming on my biscuit crumbs. Die biscuit! Become a sacrifice for my tummy!

“Do not say that Love.” Tia softly chided me, but I paid it no mind.

“Indeed, you are fortunate to have had such capable and loving women on your side in your time of need. If only Link didn't...” Zelda sadly trailed off and looked out the window, which on the north end of the castle, looked over the north of the Everfree onward to Canterlot.

“So was it Ganon? Vaati? Demise? Ghirahim?” I frantically demanded. Anything involving Zelda is definitely a threat to the whole world.

“Oh, Ghirahim is little more than a pawn, possibly snatched up by Majora or Ganondorf.” Zelda shrugged noncommittally, as if Ghirahim wasn’t responsible for nearly bringing about the doom of Hyrule in its infancy.

“I must say, Zelda. Now that my beloved has verified your stories and yourself, I am sincerely sorry for how I’ve been treating you as little more than an eccentric cow.” Celestia interrupted, clearly wanting to let Zelda know she was upset with herself.

“It’s fine. I’m far too used to others dismissing me and my claims. It’s like I’m Cursed.” Zelda wilted with resignation.

“Yep. Cursed from the dawn of creation. Demise cursed you, your mortal lover, and his spiritual successors to an endless cycle of rebirth, conflict, and death.” I casually informed the misplaced Minish royal.

“PRINCESS!” A blue light with fairy wings similar to mine yelled as she flew into the lavish yet small bedroom, rushing over before it dimmed at the sight of me. “Uh…QUEEN! I’m sorry, I didn’t know you would be here!”

“Navi, this isn’t your queen she’s...well a Great Fairy but…” Zelda blinked then looked to me. “Well, my communion with Nayru did reveal new Queens had ascended just recently. It has been a long time since Ganon had killed the last Trinity.”

“Uh, what?” I asked before Zelda bowed to me! “Okay, what’s with the bowing?!”

“Yes, I’m also out of the loop here,” Celestia asked in bemusement.

“Celestia, Navi. We share the presence of Mother Farore, the source of Life.” Zelda’s proclamation froze my heart, but then, I felt...acknowledgement? I...I’m not surprised? W-what? At this realization, my antlers and eyes shone, and I yelped, hovering into the air to look at the mirror on the dresser, and watching gobsmacked as the Crest of Farore appeared on my forehead! Majora, you sly, sneaky shit! So that is who Greenie is! I’ve been seeing and hearing fucking FARORE!

“HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE~!” Majora’s cackling rippled the very air but said nothing of substance. ASSHOLE! You turned me into the avatar of the Goddess of Life?! AND YOU TRIED TO MAKE ME A BREEDING SOW?! I WILL CASTRATE YOU!

“I’m still out of the loop?” Celestia stated. “I thought the Golden Goddesses had left. That they had left my mother Hylia as the guardian and steward of Hyrule.”

“Yes. The three Goddess are the creators, and Hylia was left to guard the Triforce. A powerful object that can warp reality with a wish if all three pieces are in the same place. But while they left, they still have ways to communicate with this realm aside from through their associated Triforce pieces.” Zelda explained stoically as I continued to freak out.

Wait...Zelda is Tia’s mom...ZELDA IS TIA’S MOM! “Zelda! You’re the reincarnation of-!”

“Celestia’s mother. I know.” Zelda blushed lightly with unease as she looked away from Celestia, who was slack-jawed and looking at the reincarnation of her mother in shock. “I know it may be hard to accept, but-.”

“MOTHER~!” Celestia tossed the table out of the bay window, and heedless of the dramatic property damage she just dealt, glomped Zelda with a full-body tackle-hug that caused the cow to squeal in surprise as she was dragged to the floor.

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“Our mother is a Minish? Thou really expect me to believe that?” Luna told us with disbelief. We were now up in the royal suite, the majority of our harem still away on business, and apparently going to be gone for a while on each of their respective business trips.

“Lulu. Read my mind please.” I pleaded, rubbing my gooey temples. All of my life-based magic, all of my breeding, all of my constantly bulldozing ahead in the name of preserving life in spite of me being in over my head? Oh goddess, I am Farore’s avatar, so stupidly Brave and stupid! Especially the stupidity! Why is it a trait of her followers?!

“Hey~!” Farore whined as her light entered my vision. “It’s not MY fault people like you gravitate to me!” Oi, what do you mean by ‘people like me’ Farore? “I don’t mean it like that!” Hmph.

Luna’s horn lit up, my head getting engulfed by her magic, and Luna’s eyes widened. “We can’t! Robin, what is happening? We can’t even sense thine emotions!”

“That is the Goddess Farore’s Protection. She isn’t so easily messed with now.” Navi, the glowing blue light of a fairy said. She was literally just light with wings like all the other fairies when they weren’t physically manifested. Apparently all fairies are like Eris, because she originally was and still is a fairy. She just defied her rulers, had chosen to be male in her, back then him, along with the choice to abuse his power for Chaos.

Ugh, I really wish Eris and Harmy just told me I was a fairy instead of assuming I knew.

“What’s going on?” Eris huffed as she floated into the suite from the bathroom where Tia had deflated and cleaned up Luna before bringing her out to speak to Zelda. She was clearly not fully awake when she noticed Navi. “The hay? Why are there two of you?” Eris looked between Navi and I, and we both looked at each other in confusion. “You both have the same essence. Odd. That’s practically unheard of among fairies. Hold on.”

Eris snapped her talons, and Navi was forcibly manifested, revealing she was a tiny draconequus like Eris, though all blue-white in her glow. Navi gasped as she flickered and had a tinge of red added to her light. “Ah! Thank you! I may not be a big fan of Din, but I’m grateful!” Navi did a twirl as she looked herself over. Wow. All fairies are busty and sexy little things huh?

“Din?” Eris asked while floating up, still groggy and rubbing her eyes, but then she gasped, her eyes widening as the Crest of Din appeared on her brow. “Holy Toledo! I can see forever! Make it stop!”

“Isn’t that my job?” Harmonia asked as she floated in from the bathroom too, the Crest of Nayru already on her forehead. “I mean, between the three of us, I was always the one keeping things from getting too out of hand.”

“Sorry if I feel the need to fuck everything that breathes! It’s not like I have full control over it!” I snarled. Now that I know why I’m so damn inclined to constantly be breeding, I’m really pissed about it.

“And sorry if I, ironically, have a compulsion to shape everything to my desire,” Eris grumbled in annoyance. “Can’t believe this. At least we’re not about to ascend further since we represent them, not actually are them.”

“Technically...we’re both.” Harmonia gently tried to broach, causing Eris and I to whine.

“I know you three are having an existential crisis, and for a good reason, but I would like help convincing my Little Skypainter that I am her mother reborn.” At Zelda’s words, Luna gasped and looked shocked.

“Um...how do we do that with you as a Minish…?” I muttered. “You could just talk like her mother.”

“But mother died untold millennia ago to a mangy cat!” Luna claimed in denial.

“Demise was a Lion Little Skypainter. A lion of the Underworld. Not just any lion, however, he was one of the highest of the Underworld’s Demon Kings, and breached the surface to seek the Triforce, left here by my superior goddesses. As their servant and peer, it was my task to guard it. As you remember, from my sending you away in a spell through time, I did not return. Until...now.” Zelda sadly finished. “The lions of the Gerudo Nation are the descendants that remained of Demise’s tribe after what I did to their King, and then what my first reincarnation accomplished centuries later.”

“How many incarnations have you been through?” I asked sadly. It was one thing to have it just be a story, it was another to look at a woman as youthful-looking as Zelda look so...ancient and tired.

“Honestly? Only three. My first life, as Hylia. My first incarnation as Zelda who...fell in love with the first Link. Then...me. I don’t know where the Minish or their descendants, the caribou came from. They were, like so many other races, a mystery that just seemed to appear.” Zelda then seemed to look off in the distance, her eyes not looking at anything here. “I’ve fallen in love with several Links since then...it hurts. Every time. Seeing him come back...mortal. He eventually remembers...but it hurts.”

“If thou art our mother, then why did thee not return?! Why leave us to our own devices and not come to rejoin us?!” Luna demanded furiously, clearly coming to accept the truth, but at the same time refusing to believe it nonetheless.

“And interfere with you two growing into your roles as the Goddesses of Sun and Moon? To ruin all the work you’ve done for yourselves? I was so proud of you, I didn’t want to get in the way. Besides, we have met before. Please don’t tell me you don’t remember?” Zelda waved her hands, her antlers shone, and upon her brow wove tiny golden thread-thin vines into an elegant tiara, causing the sisters to gasp. “I am Queen Hyrule. I was the ruler of the Minish. But when my people began vanishing with no explanation, I was sealed away by powerful Darkness.”

“How did you two forget that? I wasn’t involved in politics, and I still remember Hyrule was the surname of the rulers of the Minish. Your surnames, Celestia and Luna Hyrule.” Eris asked the sisters, who looked worriedly at each other in confusion and concern.

“The Curse. When it sealed Zelda away, it must’ve taken memories of her with it. To ensure she would stay sealed for as long as possible.” Harmonia deduced with certainty, her Crest shining somewhat on her brow. Right, Goddess of Wisdom. “Wait Eris, we-”

“Shoosh. Not now. Things are complicated enough as it is.” Eris interrupted Harmy as she rubbed her temples in frustration. “It’s bad enough that Tia and Lulu forgot their last name.”

“We did not forget! We...simply thought it was a way of referencing that Hylia was our mother.” Luna admitted as she rubbed her brow. “Now though, We sense that isn’t true. What sort of Curse could do this?”

“This is all dovetailing quite fantastically together, but can someone deflate me?” Tara called from the bathroom. Oops, forgot she was in there.

“Oh, right, Celestia was wanting to see if you wanted Tara’s kids too.” I blurted out unnecessarily. Damn it Farore!

“Don’t blame me! This is all you! It’s why you’re my avatar!” Farore objected indignantly.

“W-what?!” Zelda blushed brightly, her white fur becoming amusingly bright red. “Little Sunspot! When did you become so lewd?!”

“W-what I get up to sexually is none of your business mother!” Celestia defended, similarly embarrassed at having been outed for considering asking if her own mom wanted to be artificially inseminated.

“Considering Zelda is mother reborn, We believe she has more say than most sister,” Luna muttered, rubbing her flat stomach, likely remembering not even a half-hour ago she was a cum/milk/sap-filled balloon.

“Can someone please empty me out? I need to go to the toilet!” Tara whined, and Tia sent a zap of magic into the bathroom. “What was-oh! Nevermind. Thank you.”

“Did you just cast a waste-be-gone spell on her digestive tract?” Harmonia asked incredulously of Celestia.

“Why yes, I did.” Celestia huffed. “So. Who is this Link? And why is he so important.”

“Besides being my soul-bound beloved and your step-father, he is also Farore’s chosen. Just as I am Nayru’s in solidarity, and, infuriatingly, that pig is Din’s chosen.” Zelda frowned at any implication that Link wasn’t important. “Now, who is that young lady I hear in the bathroom that is complaining about needing deflating?” Zelda demanded of Celestia with her arms crossed under her bust and a hoof tapping the floor.

Maybe~ having this talk in the Royal Suite where we get up to raunchy shenanigans was a bad idea…

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“I apologize for my daughter’s deviant behavior,” Zelda said to Tara for, maybe, the fifth time.

“No, no, it was fun. Educational too.” Tara insisted, having been restored to normal and everyone was now properly clothed. I and my fellow fairies too, all garbed in tiny plant-based clothes I grew for us. We were all now seated in the corner of the suite, eating biscuits and drinking tea again. Seriously, where do we have these tiny cups?! They’re so cute!

“I GOT TV!” We heard Pinkie yell from the town, loud enough for it to reach the royal suite.

“Oh! The broadcast stations have finally gotten video signals working? About time, I thought after helping them develop the cathode ray tubes for screens, they’d have made it more mainstream by now.” Tara commented perkily, practically jumping to her hooves, sending her basketball tits bouncing in her simple T-shirt. “I’m gonna go make sure Pinkie doesn’t go crazy. I swear, that mare is a savant with technology.”

“Wait, dear. As one of my subjects, regardless of your allegiance, I wish to get to know you. I’m lonely after centuries of being sealed in a dark cave with only condensed moisture and bugs to sustain me. Would it be okay if I sought you out for companionship?” Zelda asked beseechingly.

“Either Friendship or Friendship is fine with me~.” Tara’s eyebrow wiggle made Zelda flush at the obvious implication of Tara’s response before the purple Minish teleported away.

“I swear. This future world’s obsession with sex is mind-boggling.” Zelda bemoaned, before looking at the rest of us. “Now then. Now that I’m not considered a curiosity, and am being taken seriously, and your enemies are in a holding pattern away from you; may I request a Quest?” Zelda asked of us hopefully.

“My name is Falconhoof! I shall be your guide on your Quest!” Eris suddenly intoned excitedly, even though Harmy looked like she wanted to slap Eris upside the head for some reason.

“What is the Quest?” I asked as I looked to her, the word Quest seeming to Trigger something in me along with excitement.

“Find Link. I do not doubt your abilities, your powers, or your willingness to do right. What I do doubt is that facing whatever lies ahead will be resolved fully without Link.” Zelda declared while rubbing her left temple at the base of her antler.

“Hm, yeah that would be a good place to start. Where could he be though?” I asked looking to Harmonia. “You remember anything about Link? Or places important to his legends?”

“I’ve been stuck in the Everfree since I was born. I’m not exactly a font of knowledge. You don’t need either knowledge or intelligence to be wise, and while I have plenty of all three, if it happened beyond the borders of Everfree, I’m just as clueless as you are.” Harmonia admitted with a shrug.

“I’ve been a statue for the past millennia, so I’m just as out of the loop,” Eris added on, and I groaned. Are I and my new ‘sisters’ really this useless? The resounding and depressing sensation of yes seeming to slam me like a ton of bricks, and the same seeming to hit my new in-essence siblings seemed to be a definitive admission from our matron goddesses. Holy shit. Who could’ve known the Golden Goddesses had such guilt about their inability to help Hyrule?

“Hey! The caribou dug up some ruins in the Gerudo Desert and pissed off the Gerudo Tribe! They’re being whomped!” Pinkie chuckled as she burst in with a battery-powered antenna TV and almost crushed me when she put it on the table and set it up.

“As you can see, the soldiers are doing their best to fend off the savages but...WHAT IS THAT?!” A caribou military reporter yelled as a massive stone structure walked towards the ruins with a beam starting to built up from its eye and fired, glassing the sands and turning the soldiers to ash, including the reporter and soon the transmission cut out.

“Well...that is a problem,” Celestia commented before sighing. “The Gerudo Deserts are southwest of Equestria and to the west of Abyssinia, if they become a problem we can deal with them later, for now, it’s the caribou’s fault for poking a sleeping lion.”

“Was that the Gerudo?” I yelped in shock. “And a Divine Beast?!”

“You mean that golem? It’s just a traditional magic construct.” Zelda commented with bemusement. “Anyway, as bad as this news is, it doesn’t mean much if there’s nothing to be done about it right now. I request that we begin focusing on seeking out Link. But first...daughters. Tell me about your...Royal Harem.” The dangerous tone in Zelda’s voice told she wasn’t happy about it for some reason, and we all gulped nervously.