Hyrulequestria

Ch.43

“So your mom is pissed at us.” I groaned in disappointment as we were taking a normal bath in the original, already rather big, jacuzzi style bronze tub in the corner which had gone unused since Luna had the bathing pool installed. Our beloved cum pool having been magically barricaded and forbidden until further notice by Zelda the Prude.

“Indeed,” Tia grumbled as she rubbed her red and sore butt. “I wish mother was open-minded. Really. A Chasity spell to keep us from having sex.” The spell was to keep specifically Luna and Celestia from fucking each other. I could screw them no problem, Zelda had an issue with Incest, especially since Luna had the habit of using functioning male anatomy during sex. This was all quite reasonable, but it still hurt our sexual relationship since we’re already past all this.

“To be fair, sister. Mother is from an era where same-sex relations were taboo. We’re just lucky she hasn’t tried to forbid us from our relationships with the others entirely.” Luna tried to soothe, which with her own bubbly butt red and sore from the paddling they’d gotten from their reincarnated mother, was rather hollow.

“I’m just glad I’m not related to you two,” I commented as I thought on it.

“Technically, you are.” Said Harmonia uneasily from where she and Eris were also bathing by me.

“We are. All of us. By divinity and all that garbage.” Eris huffed in annoyance with a grumble. “I bet the only reason we’re not cursed with Chastity and forced to live in separate rooms is because we’re only related by our divinity, not genetics.”

“Fantastic,” Celestia muttered and sighed with resignation. “Well, we’ll have to beg and plead with mother to be reasonable. We’re not going to have foals together Luna, so there’s no reason for us to be barred from each other when we’re in the same harem together.”

“Indeed. But first, let us get clean and consider our first order of business to seek the Hero.” Luna declared, humming as she scrubbed her breasts clean. “...The Temple of time.” Luna muttered in consideration.

“What? Really? Where would it be?” I asked in eager curiosity.

“That’s just the thing, Robin. We only remember mother mentioning it as where she forged a powerful sword with the aid of a friend. Shortly after, she sent us away. Perhaps it has significance, considering it was the last thing she did before her first life ended.” Luna proposed as she accidentally squirted some milk into the water, which instantly erased the lactate. Spooky magic cleaning water is spooky but convenient and clean.

“Hm...shame we don’t have our spymaster, black marketeer, or our spy home yet.” I sounded out, waiting for causality to allow us to conveniently take advantage of our harem’s skills. Only for Pinkie to barge in, walk over the pink barrier covering the cum pool, and slapping duct tape on a wall, then storming off. “Damn, so much for that.”

“Please don’t try to toy with the fabric of reality Robin, that’s my job!” Eris whined, then snapped her fingers and began spinning around, before she stopped, her face aiming Northwest. “It’s in that direction. Far, far away! I have no clue how far, just that it’s more on the side of too far than near.”

“Considering the angle...and the judged, ahem, distance. It might be in the Netherlands.” Celestia suggested as she also washed herself.

“So in the ice-cream snow. Great.” I grumbled. I wasn’t looking forward to testing how my body performs in freezing and below-freezing weather. Even if I could turn myself into another species, I’m still slime at my core. At least Eris turned the snow in the Netherlands into strawberry ice cream some time ago. If it hasn’t warmed up to melt that is.

“The Diamond Cathedral?” Celestia considered while rubbing her chin. “Wasn’t there a rumor of an ancient golden treasure out that way?”

“Yeah, might be a wish granting object that can literally alter reality.” I voiced. “Wait, so where is Hyrule? Because wouldn’t it be Equestria?”

“No. The Kingdom of Hyrule was a land a bit further north, Ponies were considered one race; Hylian. Earth ponies were just plain Ponies, the Unicorns were the Hylians, and the Pegusi were Skyloftians. This was long before my sister I came back to the world. Though if you just mean the planet well, that’s the planet. Hyrule.” Celestia voiced.

“Huh, who used to be the Sheikah, Minish, Gorons, and the Zora?” I asked curiously, not having found any reference to them in my reading.

“The Thestrals, Breezies, Diamond Dogs, and the Hippocampi?” Luna responded in a bit of consideration. “Mine memory is a bit fuzzy, but We remember some of the hearsay and notes back when sister and We returned to Hyrule from our journey through time that those species seemed to have taken the roles of their ancestors.”

Wow. What kind of cataclysm could’ve caused those entire species to change so drastically? This is a Zelda world after all, even if it had seemed to lack nearly all the races that make the world so identifiable. “Wait Breezies are Minish...YOU FAIRIES BRING ME THAT BREEZY YOU HAD!” I barked into the air making Harmonia jump from my sudden outburst. “I KNOW YOU WERE TRYING TO TELL ME THAT!”

My subjects that weren’t all-here vanished, likely in fear of my righteous fury! You could’ve just TOLD me! Why don’t you just talk to people?!

“Ah, well, I didn’t want to talk about this, but all of this seems to be the results of my initial rampage. I turned those species into superior forms!” Eris gladly proclaimed, getting heated glares from everyone else but me.

“Okay, what did you turn them into?” I asked Eris while knocking her head with a knuckle.

“What Lulu figured they were. I don’t know about the thestrals though, they just vanished all on their own.” Eris shrugged in indifference.

“Okay, so Vaati might be a Breezie then.” I hummed as I rubbed my chin.

“Vaati?” Luna asked in confusion and surprise.

“Wind Wizard of the Minish, took a magic cap to become the size of a Hylian and attacked Hyrule to prove himself. He is also power-hungry and thinks of himself as a ‘good’ guy trying to help his people...in a twisted way. At least that’s his first game appearance, the next one he is power-hungry and crazy.” I informed my lovers, who all looked at me like I was an alien. Well, I am, but don’t look at me like I’m crazy! I’M NOT CRAZY!

Before we could continue, Zelda burst into the bathroom. “Vaati! That fool!” Zelda rushed towards us, uncaring of our nudity this time. “Now that I’ve seen her, I recognize that self-important oaf! The King was my court wizard, Vaati!” Zelda held up a picture of a very visibly pregnant King, the petite cow needing a couple of burly cows to help her along as she waved to a cheering public on the cover of a local newspaper.

“You...I...that makes sense?” I said… “I’m she’s trying to ‘help’ the world, though no one wants it. Though Zelda, why are you a caribou? I mean? You were like Luna and Celestia before right?”

“Um, I’m a Minish? It was unusual to become one after originally being an alicorn and then a unicorn, but I was born to loving parents of the Cervine Kingdom, as the heir to the throne.” Zelda answered curiously, then eyed her daughter’s dripping nipples. “...I have grandchildren?! Where?!” Zelda suddenly became ecstatic, and the sisters blandly glared at her.

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After bargaining with Zelda to lift the chastity magic in exchange for free-range to coddle and help raise her grandchildren, aside from imposing limitations on how she could hinder/limit their personal and emotional growth, our questing party was decided and teleported. I was now back in the Netherlands, once more my amazonian Minish self with Harmonia and Eris mimicking me as closely as possible. We were bundled up in warm winter clothing despite the fact it was spring. But it was still incredibly cold. At least my padded armor added a layer.

“Cold.” I groaned as we walked along. I rubbed my gloved hands together. The coats, pants, gloves, hats, and boots we wore were all thickly padded and even had hems of fluffy faux fur. It still wasn’t enough for me, so I was also wearing my bodysuit and other clothes underneath. The fact that the snow was actually strawberry-flavored ice cream and turned the landscape pink wasn’t doing the temperature any favors when the air was sweet and enticing you to eat it.

“You have more on than us.” Eris sighed while rubbing her Din marked forehead and we reached a town full of caribou and a few enslaved bears who somehow hadn’t been converted yet. Those poor folks were covered in visible scars from ‘punishments’ so were likely the strongest-willed and unwilling to bend or break to the caribou. “So back to an important subject, are we representations of the three gold girls or are them?”

“Why are you bringing this up?” I asked with a groan. The less I have to consider being a superior entity’s puppet the better. For some reason, I got a sensation of agreement and empathy. Stop making this weird Farore.

“This temple of time might have the Triforce? You told us all about it before we came here, Robin? What if we encounter it? How would it react to its creators just showing up?” Eris explained her questions before looking to Harmonia. “Also what does your ‘momma tree’ think of you basically being Farore?”

“Um, I don’t know? I’d have to bother to ask.” Sure, I could pop on to Yoshino I think, but that’d be all kinds of awkward. What if Tsunami decides I’m too interesting to let go and decides to keep me for her experiments on making a reality-transcending super-god?

“Eris, I get you’re enjoying your better impulse control, but can you please channel your focus away from subjects that make Robin question her self-worth?” Harmonia politely requested. Yes, please, listen to our balancing factor here. I don’t want to even think about how utterly insignificant I am. Stop consoling me Farore! You’re making me wanna hug you!

“Pfft. Geez. Make being sensible boring whenever I try it.” Eris complained as we entered the town of big, bouncy, burly, buff caribou cows all going about their logging, tanning, and other rather masculine activities, not paying us any mind despite our vibrant fur tones. Me being green, Eris a rust red, and Harmonia a bright blue made us stand out from all the black, brown, and white cows.

“Why do we leave these bears as inferior races?” One Caribou questioned, earning glares from the unchanged who, despite wearing collars and covered in scarring, worked and seemed to live like the caribou around them. “I mean, we converted all the bears decades ago, why leave these locals?”

“Because they are of religious importance. They and the Cathedral are not to be interfered with.” Her friend told her. “I know you’re only visiting for a day, but don’t make me have to move!” Complained the curious cow’s clearly local friend, considering the visiting cow was a more modest size and her friend was my size. Huh. I and my new ‘siblings’ fit in rather well here actually, despite our fur tones.

“Oh, is the Cathedral unreachable?” Harmonia interjected with worry in her voice. “We came here to see if it was really made of diamond.”

“Nobody is allowed to touch it or go inside, but you can go look all you like.” The local caribou informed us as she pointed north of the town. “It’s nestled between two cliff faces where the mountains meet.”

“Thank you,” I said while bowing slightly before we headed towards said mountains. “Vaati is keeping the local bears here unchanged? And not touching a church?”

“Maybe she has some fear of Din?” Eris suggested with a smirk.

“It might be some hint of respect even. Perhaps Vaati is at least mildly religious.” Harmonia suggested. “She does seem the type that Din would make her champion. Ambitious and go-getting as she is.”

“Though I think Ganondorf might still be around...someplace,” Eris said with a shiver. “He’s not in the desert, and I can feel him to the east of here, vaguely below the earth.” We blinked at her. “What? He seems sealed even if the more I look into it the more I feel a pull towards the spot. I’m not going within several miles of him if I can help it though.”

“Okay, let’s stop.” Harmonia sighed after we got through most of the town and found a few couples fucking in the street. The bears looking on in a mixture of disgust and unease while their caribou handlers hooted and hollered. “We’ve been walking for most of the day, it’s getting late, and we need to find lodging.”

“Does a logging town like this even have an inn?” I asked worriedly as I tried not to get aroused. I don’t want to take off my warm clothes more than I want to have sex.

“Excuse me? Is there an inn here?” Eris asked of one of the spectators.

“You’re next to it!” A caribou declared as she pointed behind us and we turned to see a place with a milk mug for a sign. The mug had triple Xs on it. “Milk Mug Inn serves the best drink in town!”

“Um, thanks,” I said before leading my group into the warm and sweet-smelling wooden building that actually competed with the strawberry scent outside for sweetness. It was packed with caribou and bears, all drinking milk in mugs and drunkenly having a good time. The bears here seemed just as cheerful as their handlers. The white alcohol was clearly sourced from the cow behind the bar. Holy crap that woman is huge! Her antlers nearly reached the low ceiling of the place, and her bust, easily each boob was the size of a yoga ball, resting on the counter and eager patrons milking her pink and flushed dick-sized nipples into their mugs, leaving pfennigs in the tiller and groping her creamy expanse.

“Welcome to the Milk Mug!” The possibly 10-foot tall hyper-busty cow cheered. “We have a room available, but if you just need to drink, come and milk my teats, only ten pfennigs.” She advertised, moaning a bit as a patron groped her left breast roughly. “Easy~! Don’t make me take you behind this bar!”

“Um, h-how much for a r-room?” I asked, trying not to give in to my incredible urge to fuck this mother-several-times-over full of more fawns. Stop Farore! You’re not helping my libido!

“Fifty pfennigs, but it’s only a single bedroom.” She told me with a smile while pointing to the tiller. “Go ahead and pay it there and take the key off the wall. The tiller’s got magic so you don’t have to worry about trying to underpay-oh~ who did that~?” The cow playfully demanded with a faint blush and a grin as someone bit the side of her right breast.

“Thank you ma’am.” Harmonia said, pulling out a pouch from her pockets and counting the cost.

“So how many kids have you had to get so gloriously enormous?” Eris asked bluntly, getting the matron to laugh proudly.

“26!” She declared with a smile. “They’re all darlings and in the military now!”

Harmonia deposited the coin and picked the only key left on the pegs on the wall next to the bar with a blush as we wiggled around the crowds. “Robin. Can we please have sex when we get to the room?” Harmonia nearly pleaded with me, and I grunted as I bit my lip.

“I need to. If I don’t, I might just sneak out and fuck that matron hyper-pregnant. Damn it Farore.” I hissed through gritted teeth. I thought Luna had the Fertility aspect! Why am I practically getting it instead?

“Hehehehe.” Eris giggled, clearly rubbing a bulge as she eyed the cow. “That woman is ambitious if simple in desire. She’s the best brood mother in the whole region, having had more fawns than anyone, and doesn’t want to lose that title. That, and her jugs make alcoholic sweet cream. Can we have a few mugs?”

“Eris, no.” Harmonia groaned, dragging her with us. “We don’t need you both after the girl.” She pulled us upstairs, found the door with the key number on it, dumped us in the room and locked the door. “There. No middle-aged hyper-milf to tempt you up here.” Harmonia turned around and leaned against the door, looking between us. “Um...this is...uh…”

“Wow. This is...awkward now.” Eris commented with concern, looking between us as well. “Um...girls? I think...I think our matron goddesses aren’t...um…”

“Incestuous?” I whined, Farore sending a sensation of apology. I get it. Not everyone is as attracted to their siblings as Luna and Celestia are. But we’re not you! We had something going before you interfered! “This isn’t fair~!”

“Great so now we can’t fuck.” Eris huffed before blinking and looking at us devilishly.

“Not without it being awkward...at first.” Harmonia insisted and with a blush, Farore sending me a sensation of unease, and...curiosity?

“I’m the spirit of Chaos, I like awkward!” Eris purred, making us blink and jump as she tackled me to the bed aggressively. I yelped and then groaned as Eris kissed me passionately, groping my breasts roughly. Wow, she’s so forceful! Farore is sending me a sensation of shock, frustration, but excitement! “Hm, Oh, yes Din send me a bit of that good stuff~,” Eris growled as she dropped her pants, showing off her oddly scaly cervine boner.

“Oh gosh. Of course, it would be Din who wants to ignore age-old sensibilities.” Harmonia was groping herself as she bit her lip, watching as Eris snapped her fingers, and stripped us of all our clothes. “This is-eep!” Suddenly Harmonia was behind and under me on the bed, her basketball boobs pressing into my shoulders.

“Well, I’m not lying when I say she sent me a taste of Power.” Eris cooed, and magically took hold of Harmy’s dick, and I screamed in pleasure as I was suddenly penetrated with two pillars of cock at once. Harmy in my back door and Eris in my already engorged and hungry cunt. My dick went ramrod straight, slapping Eris’ tits and she began sucking on my tip as she thrust, giving me a boobjob and blowjob as she fucked me.

“Oh, gawd~!” I wailed, spasming in a light orgasm already, Eris’ cheeks puffing out as she gulped down my seed with ease.

“Mm~!” Eris purred as she kept thrusting, even sprouting a second more tentacle-like dick and plunging it into Harmy’s cunt, causing her to join me in screaming in rapture. The Chaos entity, practically a goddess in her own right, was dominating both Harmonia and I as she shimmered a fiery red. Farore was stunned...and I think she can feel this too. Oh gosh. Oh gosh! The Trinity are actually using us to essentially fuck each other!

“Yes! Fuck us~!” I screamed eagerly, wriggling my hips as much as I could manage, speared on two enormous lengths of meat as I am. I managed to move my upper body enough to turn my head and sloppily make out with Harmonia as we both came, me pumping Eris’ greedy gullet with my cum, while my belly began bloating up from Harmy’s delivery to my guts.

“This is so weird!” Harmy groaned as she managed to keep pounding me through her orgasm. “Nayru won’t let me stop thrusting! She loves this too much to let the flow stop!”

“Oh please! Give it to me! Fill me~!” I begged, unsure if it was just me, or if Farore was mixed in.

“Mm!” Eris grunted around my tip as she kept drinking, and thrust one more deep time. I could feel the cum surging up her cock, and exploding into my womb, rapidly filling me up and I screamed wordlessly as my vision went green.

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I weakly opened my eyes. Tired. Satisfied. Farore sent me a sensation of profound gratitude and contentment. Glad you enjoyed it Farore. We’ll be doing this again soon. After getting a gleeful sensation in response, I looked around...wait. “Uh…” We’re tied to the bed, milking hoses attached to our tits and sleeves on our dicks. Oh, and besides Eris, our bellies are inflated from earlier.

“Who?” Harmy groaned as she wiggled about.

“Oh! You’re awake! So sorry. Usually, I get away with this without being seen.” Apologized the hyper-milf who was bent over to even poke her head in through the door. “I also have a free milking treatment for my customers that I do in their sleep to give them sexy dreams. Would you like to stay awake, or be put back to sleep for it?”

“What is it used for?” Harmy asked curiously.

“I drink most of it. A cow my size needs a lot of nutrition, especially since I produce so much cream.” The yoga ball breasted cow shook her sloshing hyper tits in reference. “Now, would you like it awake or asleep?”

“Asleep please, we have an adventure to get to in the morning.” Eris chimed in nonchalantly.

“Excellent! Have sexy dreams~.” Her antlers shimmered and suddenly everything got all fuzzy…