Hyrulequestria

Ch.45

“So this is why we now have a hyper-busty innkeeper running the inn and tavern on Cream Street.” I wrapped up in my report to the Princesses, including Princess Zelda...since she technically wasn’t married right now and had a usurper on the throne. That said, I and my fellow fairy avatars was doing this in the throne room, with Zelda sitting in the center, with her daughters to either side. I, Eris, and Harmy were back to our tiny leaf-bikini clad forms.

“So we hath found out a few things on the hows and whys on recent events,” Luna said while glaring death at Eris.

“I can only say I’m sorry so many times okay?! I was a total douchebag back then!” Eris replied as was her usual defense, which, to be fair, she can’t change the past any more than anyone else can.

“I wish to visit this tavern, but not now. This Talon and Malon sound familiar. Perhaps I have encountered them in one of their past lives?” Zelda mused instead, taking everything in stride.

“You have a brother?!” We heard Rarity as she and Tara passed by the throne room doors. “Where is he? Why didn’t you mention him before!?”

“I don’t know. He was taken away by my mother during the invasion. Father tried to get me out too, but he was shot. Unsure how Father survived but she’s the leading observer of the night sky at CUMS.” Tara replied.

They walked out of earshot as Harmonia sighed from the interruption. “Well, at least the Elements-”

“Sages,” Zelda stated to us. “They’re the Sages.”

“Well Excuuuuuse me Princess. But they were my Elements before they were Nayru’s Sages.” Harmonia huffed in frustration.

“Harmonia, your Elements have been used as keys for temples for thousands of years by Sages. You even donated them before the events of the Great Flood and you demanded them back.” Zelda reminded my fellow Great Fairy.

“I’m sorry? But I don’t remember anything like that.” Harmonia insisted. “I’ve only been alive for the past few thousand years.”

“Maybe it was...you, but not you. Like how I don’t remember much before a few thousand years ago, but I know I was still around.” Eris gently suggested, and Harmonia looked sick. Please don’t barf up fairy dust Harmy, that stuff is so hard to clean up.

“Please, no more existential dilemmas girls. I don’t want to consider that I’ll still philosophically die in a thousand years or so even if I’m still around.” I whined, turning back to the thrones. “That said, I still need to call Nora in. Nora!” I called to the door, and in came the dark-skinned blue Moblin, having been able to squeeze on a far-too-small shirt to go with her loincloth.

“Is that...a female Moblin?” Zelda asked in awe, standing up. “I thought Dark Worlders were all male.”

“Majora,” Eris said in annoyance, leaning into me where we three fairies floated.

“Oh. That would do it. Was this caused by a Mask?” Zelda asked probingly...and I facepalmed.

“The mask right. Luna, play the Song of Healing please?” At my request, the song played from Luna’s horn, and Nora fell to her knees, screaming bloody murder as her face began literally peeling from her muscle until it detached, and her body was engulfed in darkness, leaving a wooden Moblin Mask to clatter to the carpet, and the 7-foot tall caribou to be on her hands and knees, panting, her even more modest breasts now having room in the too-big shirt.

“Ah...that was agonizing to even see,” Celestia commented, having been quiet thus far, but her green pallor to her face was a reaction I think everyone here could agree with. “Are you coherent?”

“I-I feel too small! Too small. Weak. I can’t. Can’t!” She dove for the mask, slammed it back on, and screamed as her flesh burst, her body growing so fast it couldn’t cope, and when she returned to her previous size, her skin rapidly reformed, and she was shivering, a Moblin once more...wait, are her boobs even bigger? Damn it Majora! “Never again! Please. I felt wrong.”

“Well, Majora did something even weirder to her,” I commented in disgust. “Anyway, she’s going to be our correspondent with Commander Balgradia.”

“Yep. One day you’re just a simple soldier on guard duty, then you’re forcibly defected to another army and have to do office work.” Nora shrugged, sending her now bowling ball boobs shaking in her too-tight T-shirt.

“Sounds about right. Hopefully, Balgradia can contain whatever force is occupying the Temple, and broker a deal with the caribou to at least let them do their jobs.” Luna looked Nora up and down, and I recognized that look.

“Lulu, we have enough people in our Harem.” At my words, Luna blushed, Zelda leered at her, and Nora turned from blue to red.

“That’s quite enough young lady. It’s bad enough you’re both in the same Harem.” Zelda grumbled, then looked to Nora. “Well, welcome to Equestria. Hopefully, you’ll help allow us a means of even contracting more Dark Worlders to our side of the table.”

“Um...not sure how I’d do that, but okay. Glad to be of help...even if it is to the people I was the conscripted enemy of not even a day ago.” Nora cheerfully and sheepishly replied. “So, um, do I have an office? Or what?”

“I’ll take you to one I think will suit your purposes. Court is adjourned everyone, let’s all enjoy the rest of today.” Zelda clapped, and everyone began going about their own business as Zelda led Nora away. “By the way, I noticed you’re purely female, while your original body was herm.”

“Yeah...it’s weird, but I kinda like not having so much junk between my legs, y’know?” Nora conversationally replied.

“I’ve only ever been female, so I’m afraid not…” Zelda replied as they left the throne room.

“Well, this is weird,” I commented. “So she’s the ruler now?”

“She is our mother,” Celestia stated simply and shrugged as if it was expected.

“And despite our shared misgivings, Mother is far more skilled in affairs of state than even we are.” Luna bemoaned with a sigh. “If anything, the fact she’s taken so much work off of us is an odd relief, but We find it hard to keep occupied when the Harem is so busy.”

“Everyone is still gone?” I asked in disappointment.

“Thanks to her status as Queen, Trachea doesn’t really have much time anymore with her mother retiring and basically dropping so much extra work on her and Thorax. Zephyr is tagging along for obvious reasons and using their shared resources to better obtain, well, more resources. Then there’s the fact that Surgeon is organizing a proper hospital, which you can imagine takes pretty much all of her time. Then, Nicole, she’s replaced you as our field agent. She does good work and manages not to come back stuffed full of cum. Well, less frequently than you did.” Celestia tittered at that last bit and I whined.

“Ah...no~.” I mewled sadly, oh how I miss them!

“At least we’re here.” Harmonia put a hand on my shoulder, but then she wilted. “Oh...wait. Damn it.”

“What is-oh, right.” Eris wilted too.

“What are you two going on about?” I worriedly asked.

“Well, unlike you, who took to being bound to a tree and then floating around like it was nothing, we’re a bit...tired,” Harmonia admitted, and I blinked in understanding. Right. Eris was always free-roaming, having a physical projection must be really new to her, and as for Harmonia, this ‘projection’ is much more visceral, more real than the ones she used to use. She must be exhausted!

“I guess you’re experiencing what I did after months of not resting in my tree body?” I can sympathize. I was nearly useless with how depressed and tired I was. I’m not feeling that now because I’ve had a refresher from making a body at Sam’s. Hm, how is Sam doing?

“Just about, but nowhere near as bad as you got,” Eris admitted with a bit of a yawn. “You just stay beautiful, okay?” Eris and Harmonia then slowly began fading away, their eyes closing and looking peaceful as they vanished, likely back to their bodies, kinda like what happened when Tia rigged us up and jolted us back into place with those milkers.

“Um...about spending time together…” Celestia bit her lip and twirled a lock of flowing pink mane in her fingers. “Would you like to go somewhere?”

“Oh, yes. Let us spend a wonderful time together Love.” Luna perked up, eyes sparkling. “Where didst thou have in mind sister?”

“The Black Isles, where you dumped that Sex Aspect you obtained before.” Celestia beamed with the sheer anticipation she had of going to such a place.

“Wait, I thought you didn’t want to give up your Fertility Aspect Lulu?” I mean, she went really baby-crazy the instant she gave birth. I feared she was gonna jump me right then and get pregnant immediately.

“We don’t. We’re not going to deny a trip to such a wonderful tropical paradise, however.” Luna’s horn shimmered, and our clothes did too, before suddenly being swapped out with plain black bikinis. Hey! My bikini may be made of leaves, but it’s waterproof too! “To the beach!”

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“When did we get a ship?!” I exclaimed again as we sailed to the isles in the bright warm sun and clear blue seas and skies.

“A few weeks. We kept telling you that.” Celestia said from her lounge chair, soaking her own celestial body into...her body. Wow, that is ironic.

“And why did we teleport to it in the middle of the ocean?” I asked as I gestured around to the changelings, both the black-shelled and color-shelled, manning the small-ish cutter. It wasn’t very long, or wide, but it had plenty of deck space since it was motor-powered.

“We also told thee, we took it from the caribou and have had changelings doing scouting with it. It just finished that task and was a day away from the Isles. T’was easier to teleport here and sail it to the isles since We knew exactly where to go, and it was closer.” Luna said in exasperation.

“But...as tiring as that would’ve been, you’ve been to the Black Isles already.” I gestured around again. “Why are we bothering these fine buggy cuties with taking up space on their ship?”

“Aw, thanks.” Replied a dark-shelled woman who fluttered her eyes at me before going back to work on maintaining inventory.

“Robin, you’re sucking out the fun. Please just relax and enjoy the ride.” Celestia pleaded, and I sighed. I didn’t expect our time together to go from a single day on the beach, to being a day on a ship, then a day on a beach. I know they have more free time, but isn’t this a bit irresponsible?

“Okay. I’ll try. But I just don’t feel comfortable taking so much time off work, considering how much time we spend, y’know, not working.” I got on the lounge chair between the sisters and tried to relax, my caribou body still in focus since it was more relaxing to not focus on maintaining my membrane or being tiny. I was, of course, fully female though. Seriously, Nora was right, not having so much between the thighs all the time is refreshing, and as a woman who used to be a man and optionally a herm, I can agree.

“Thou looks so stressed Love. Why art thou so tense?” Luna asked, reaching out and rubbing my shoulder.

“I guess it’s because of my new Quest. I know how important it is to find Link. He is literally Destined to be a Hero. I’m not exactly hero material, so I want to find the person I know will be able to save, if not everyone, then what matters.” I smeared some of my own slime from my hands onto my fur and skin so I wouldn’t have to ‘heal’ sun damage later.

“Is that Farore talking, or thee?” Luna asked as Celestia seemed to have dozed off. Can Celestia be sunburnt? Uh...considering her fur seems to be turning gold I think not…

“...Y’know. It’s so hard to tell anymore. Where do I end and Farore begin? I thought I was my own person, but Majora-” Evil chortle “-proved that I’m not who I think I am. At least, compared to who I was. Then I find out I’m basically Farore incarnate, and...sometimes I just can’t tell, or know, when were my actions me? When were my thoughts me?” I sighed, trying not to let the depression take hold again, Farore sending sensations of consolation and apology. It’s not your fault Farore. You likely didn’t have any choice in this either.

“You could embrace it then smother her in sweets to make her sick.” A changeling suggested. I’m not about to ignore that. From what Trachea said, her race goes through at least two or three identity crises a lifetime. “Our Goddess Cadence does this all the time with her projected avatars until they temporarily embrace it and then make her ‘sick’ on how much Love is shared.”

“What?” Luna questioned confused. “But Cadence is like us.” Referring to herself and Celestia.

“Yes, but she is also more. When she gained our adoration, our Love, she gained the Aspect of our Goddess, who until her, we revered as an incorporeal entity shared among changeling kind. It connects her to us, in a way just as deep, if not deeper than the Hivemind.” The pink-shelled changeling said, wait, wasn’t she blue before?

“So Cadence ascended with an upgrade.” I chuckled at Luna’s unease, but considering her new Aspect made her a foal factory and gave her hips and an ass to die for, along with bumping up her bust size, I’d say that’s an upgrade altogether, not considering how much I Love her.

“Oh~ that is tasty!” Suddenly, the changeling’s voice was a shockingly familiar one! “Hello, Robin! Hello aunt Luna.” The pink changeling swept over with pink fire, and Cadence was standing there instead. “As she was telling you, and thank you Azure for doing it, I am interconnected with the hive. It does cause some really nice feedback though. For instance, right now, Azure is in my body mostly, while I’m borrowing hers. Be strong Azure! Suck my husband’s balls!”

“W-wait. Niece, thou art meeting us for the first time, in someone else's body, and thou has thine current body’s original occupant, in thine own body, pleasuring thine husband?” Luna asked aghast, but the way I saw her nipples tenting her bikini, I could tell that really turned Luna on.

“Yes.” Cadence chuckled as she stripped Azure’s body down, and got on a lounge chair next to me, in the nude. “Ah. I haven’t had any sun in a bit. Thank you, Azure. Oh~ I like that trick you did with your lips. Mind if I use it later?”

“Hmph!” One changing onboard huffed before she pulled out a triple-decker cake with chocolate on chocolate and Sugar mounds. Where did she pull that out from?

“No Calora, I know Azure is your girlfriend, but she’s having huff…” Cadence said noticing the cake. “Calora. Don’t make me swap with you too.”

“Stop making Azure question her sexuality and I won’t jam this cake down my throat.” Um...how is that a threat?

“Okay, fine. You don’t mind male bits?” Cadence asked of Calora, who blushed slightly and nodded. “Okay then.” Suddenly, Calora was Cadence, and Azure was panting in the lounge chair.

“Gah!” Azure said before going to the cab, jamming soaps into her mouth. “I told you I don’t like males! Even if their cum tastes like vanilla!”

“That’s only Thorax dear,” Cadence called out with a cringe. “Sorry, I-whoa! Um. Calora, what are-um…” Cadence blushed hotly. “I’ve never done that before…” And blushed deeper. “Thorax don’t say we’re keeping her?! Where did this come from! She has a girlfriend who doesn’t like males.”

“Trouble in paradise?” I asked in amusement, experiencing a bit of schadenfreude at the married goddess’ expense.

“Okay, fine. I’ll give you more rim jobs in the future!” Cadence sputtered, and I felt a little sick. Then again, Changelings don’t really eat solid food other than for making their resin and bodily fluids, so why do they have anuses? Wait, Trachea doesn’t! Is it a thing they do for kinky shit like that? “Ugh. This is the last time I do a swap in the middle of making love to my husband.”

“We don’t know dear niece, just hearing this has me rather bothered.” Luna fanned her cleavage with a smirk, and Cadence pouted as she stripped Calora down, and got on the lounge chair that Azure had abandoned.

“Whatever. So, what business do you three have planned out here? Besides a short vacation?” Cadence asked as she reached over and put a hand on my thigh, causing me to perk up.

“Um...nothing else I think. Luna doesn’t want to give up her Fertility Aspect, so we’re just going to have a bit of fun in the sun.” Speaking of which, Tia is actually golden now! I didn’t know she could do that!

“Did Celestia go Superman one million?” I asked making the others blink in confusion. “It’s a joke.”

“Don’t make references we won’t understand Love.” Luna chided gently and then gestured towards her shiny sister. “No, tis simply a trait sister has. If she sunbathes, without anything between her and her sun, and without using magic, her body begins storing energy.” Luna gently used magic to move Tia’s bikini off, and vanished her bottoms, to reveal white lines where they’d been, quickly getting filled in by the golden glow. “We do something similar if We moonbathe.”

“...That is hot, I want to know if she can make that a semi-permanent thing.” I then looked Luna in the eyes, clearly expressing that I want to see her do something like that too, causing her to blush.

“Perhaps? Tis a trait we have as goddesses of the sun and moon, but tis simply the pigment of our coat, perhaps we could make it permanent?” Luna mused as I nodded.

“You have triggered in me an unexpected fetish. Help me as my fiance.” I declared, and Luna smiled.

“We shalt moonbathe tonight. Tell us what thou wishes in the morning~.”