Hyrulequestria

Ch.44

The next morning, we woke up, feeling incredibly refreshed. We got dressed and went downstairs to find the Matron behind the bar, her nipples covered by gray pasties designed to look like milk canisters. “Good morning~! Did you have sexy dreams?”

“Yes. Of filling you with so many fawns you were an immobile baby ball.” I admitted hungrily, getting a hand on my shoulder from Harmy, who was clearly trying to calm me down. I’m just lucky Eris had the presence of mind to sterilize herself so she wouldn’t knock me up.

“Oh~? I think I’ll gladly take you up on that offer, but not now. I have a business to run after all.” The matron winked at me and began magically summoning menus. “Did you want breakfast? I’m afraid my own milk is alcoholic, so you’ll have to wait until midday for me to break out the girls.”

“Um, yeah,” I said blushing as Eris chuckled. “What do you have?”

“Oatmeal, flapjacks, sausage and gravy~?” The matron licked her lips as she slapped her hip, and I blushed heavily at the implication. What surprised me was Farore making me wanna lick my lips at the idea of cum for breakfast.

“As much as I’d like to see Robin get on her knees and pay you the attention you deserve, we have to work today big mama.” Eris gave one of the matron’s breasts a gentle squeeze and she cooed.

“I’ll have oatmeal.” Harmonia requested, tossing the pfennigs for the meal in the tiller.

“Flapjacks.” Eris requested, paying.

“Sau-Sau...unf...biscuits and gravy?” I managed to get out. I really wanna suck dick now! Damn it Farore I’m not just a slut! Although it would be filling…

“Gravy? Or gravy?” The matron asked huskily, and I gulped, feeling sweat on my brow.

“Actual meat-based country gravy please.” Harmonia insisted, hand on my shoulder again. “Please don’t be cruel. She’s a nymphomaniac.” You don’t have to let her know~!

“Hm~.” The Matron purred as we took a table. She was clearly skilled with her magic, able to cook without having to turn her head to the kitchen behind her as she stayed perched on the padded bartop. “So what is it you three scrumptious things are here in this humble town for?”

“We want to see the Diamond Cathedral. It’s beautiful I hear.” Harmonia said as I wasn’t willing to trust my own mouth, considering I want it between that cow’s thighs and sucking her-.

“Oh yes, it is. Shame we’re not allowed inside anymore...” The matron lamented as she stroked the sides of her bosom and the smells from the kitchen behind her increased.

“Any more?” Eris asked as I tried to not stare at the matron’s hyper-breasts.

“My eldest daughter, Malon. She disappeared on a visit inside and...nobody could find her. Then another of the town’s daughters vanished. Then another. Each coinciding with when The Doctor came and converted a bear into a caribou. The King even came for a visit, and then ordered the cathedral off-limits, the local bears to be left alone as second-class citizens.” The matron informed us sadly. “It’s been years. I’ve lost hope that my daughter is alive, but at least other mothers haven’t had to suffer such loss since the third.”

“Oh.” I blinked in worry. “Wait...is your name Talon?”

“Why...yes. How did you know?” The incredibly beautiful matron asked curiously, and I gulped.

“Did you used to be male?” I probed further in fear.

“Um...yes?” Talon blushed, clearly at the fact that she was so clearly hyper-feminine now.

“Girls! We have a Waifu to save!” I declared with fire in my eyes, causing everyone to blink. “After breakfast.”

“Huh? Robin, I don’t get the reference.” Eris commented.

“Oh dear,” Harmonia commented, catching on a bit.

“What are you talking about?” Talon asked in confusion as I approached her, and she moaned as I hugged her bosom.

“Don’t worry. We’ll get Malon back, but on one condition.” I declared to the beautiful cow.

“W-what?” Talon asked in shock.

“Come with us. We need an inn. Of course, you’ll have to compete with my daughter in milk production if you happen to own a dairy.” I groped her breasts, sending a tendril of my raw magic into her, and she moaned even deeper.

Harmy was shaking her head looking around in worry, but thankfully nobody was around. Either everyone around here wakes up ungodly early for work, or it was a sleep-in day. It was Sunday after all.

“I-if people have such magic hands w-where you’re from, I’m in! This old place is full of bad memories anyway~!” Talon squealed as I grabbed her pasty-covered nipples, sending magic into her, and her breasts visibly swelled up before gushing milk into the coverings. “Oh~!”

“We’ll talk more when we get back beautiful~.” I cooed, sizing up to kiss her on the lips, and then shrunk back down to go back to my table. “Careful you don’t burn the food dear!” Wait, where did this-Farore! Did you just hijack me?! A sensation of sheepishness. Hmph! Ask next time!

“W-wha-your pancakes! Sorry, I need to start over on those, I have oatmeal and biscuits and gravy ready.” Talon breathlessly apologized, flushed, and her breasts visibly even bigger than before with the surge of milk I spiked her production with. “Oh~ my girls are so tight~...”

“Sorry.” I chuckled as I took back my seat as Eris licked her lips. “That wasn’t very Orderly of me…”

“It’s alright. Last night was much more forceful than usual for me. Our Matrons seem much more influential on our personalities than we may have thought.” Eris shrugged, accepting of our fate. It wasn’t a terrible fate, thank gosh, but still, I don’t like my persona being so flexible.

“That was Farore just now, wasn’t it?” Harmonia asked rhetorically as a couple of other patrons came down the stairs, gawked at Talon’s engorged state, and began chatting her up, the busty dairy cow of a caribou sheepishly deflecting and kindly asking what they’d like for breakfast.

“That obvious? I’m not that smooth.” I’m a total submissive, that was not natural to me. I know I need to be more assertive Farore, stop pestering me.

“No. Now that I can interact with you directly instead of observe, I’m going to help you if I can. Anyway, it would seem we’ve synchronized now My Avatar. Goodness. I haven’t had a physical body in so long. Last night? Divine~.” I shuddered as a sensation of pure bliss trickled through me.

“Girls…” I whimpered, and they both looked suitably freaked out.

“We’re not here to take Control of your lives. You are simply our eyes, ears, and hands. W-well, and our genitals. Please do that again soon.” Farore nearly pleaded with me, and I bit my lip. I’m not about to say no to that.

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“That was a good breakfast!” Eris purred. “Did you get your gravy~?” Eris impishly asked of me.

“Yes.” I sighed in annoyance with a faint heat to my face.

“It was cum.” Eris chuckled in amusement.

“No. The gravy in the biscuits was normal country-style meat gravy. The extra I requested in a to-go jar is her cum.” I declared without shame. I was gonna drink this for lunch, she filled a whole mason jar just for me!

“It was cum~.” Eris teased as we got out of the town, moving a bit faster to the Cathedral at a jog.

“Yes, Eris, Robin loves to drink cum. It’s not a big surprise. Stop being mean about it.” Harmonia chided of our chaotic team member.

“It’s not exactly my fault either. It’s Majora’s-” Evil titter “-and Farore’s.” I grumped.

“Hey~! It’s not exactly my fault either! I was literally born into the universe to fuckeverything and create life!” Farore defended indignantly, to which I could sadly sympathize. Wait, how could you fuck anything if you were the first? “Entities like Majora are a good example…”

“Ew~!” I groaned as Majora cackled in amusement. “Now it makes so much sense why they’re so obsessed with me!”

“Din just told me! Hilarious!” Eris cackled herself while Harmonia looked distinctly disgusted.

“Ladies, please. Let’s just get to the cathedral, find the entity that abducted the daughters, either bargain with it or kick its ass, find the Temple of Time within, and hopefully find a clue as to the whereabouts of Link. Not in that particular order.” Harmonia insisted as we neared the end of a bend in the road that the trees hid what was coming up ahead.

“Right.” We chorused together as we jogged along, rounding the bend. “Whoa…” We all gawked as we rounded the bend in the trees, and were faced with a beautiful white/clear crystal structure that caught the morning sun and turned into a rainbow of light. The structure was pressed between two cliff faces, the exterior was clearly gothic in architecture. It was like looking at a diamond Notre Dame, only with a single sky-reaching bell tower instead of two.

Our gawking had to end though, especially when we saw that there were several onlookers, taking photos, paintings, and even chatting with the soldiers that were standing in front of the only door at the front of the absolutely breath-taking building.

“Hm, how do we get in?” I hummed before Farore pulled me towards the soldiers, images of me pulling them away for sex coming from her. W-well...it actually might work? I mean, those guards at the castle were so easily coaxed into letting me in for free in exchange for sex, but that’s because I’m apparently Minish, not just your average cow. But then I wouldn’t be able to go in with the others.

Wait caribou used to be minish...so Vaati’s people were turned into breezies while she stayed the same due to the Magic Cap. Then she later clearly came up with something to stabilize the...so that is what happened to the minish! They might not have been dying off! They could have instead been returned to their normal super-tiny sizes as breezies! What we learned in the bathroom is coming together now! Why am I so slow?!

“ERIS YOU CAUSED THIS SITUATION!” I barked at my lover, making her blink.

“Uh?” Eris asked, confused as hell.

“The caribou! They were originally tiny minish, but they had a brilliant wizard named Vaati who wanted them to not just be the tiny little miracle workers hiding in the grass! So using magic, Vaati increased in size, and wanted the rest of the minish to follow!” I snarled, thankful we were still far away from other people as I railed into my chaotic lover.

“And I...turned the minish into Breezies who do something similar from a pocket dimension now...so I may have interfered with the magic that was keeping them big, and they seemed to be dying, but instead were being shunted off to the Breezie dimension...whoops?” Eris sheepishly considered, looking utterly embarrassed and somewhat ashamed.

Harmonia was facepalming so hard I could’ve mistaken it for a whole crowd doing so. “Goddamnit Eris…”

“I was a jerk back then I’m sorry! Geez. Nothing I can do about it now. Trying to reverse such an old change is next to impossible on a grand scale, especially if it suits Order.” Eris grumbled before huffing. “So what’s the plan?”

“I get gangbanged while you two go in,” I announced shamelessly. I’ve done it before, it was fun if frustrating. Now I don’t have that desire to avoid being a sire to fatherless children thanks to Farore tweaking me.

“I could take it back.” Farore said in embarrassment. Yeah? Well for how long? The sensation of apology was enough of an answer.

Majora’s laugh echoed out as the crowd jumped and one of the guards’ eyes glowed a sickly yellow. She walked into the church, making everyone cry in alarm. The other guards all moved to follow, but stopped at the door, aiming their rifles in, but clearly hesitant and unwilling to shoot into the building.

“Is Majora helping? Or just turning someone insane?” Eris asked before a mask appeared on the delusional guard’s face and she turned into a moblin! “WHAT THE FUCK?!”

The moblin was soon joined by others, all looking like breath of the wild versions of the enemies but I also saw versions like those in Wind Waker, all charging the shooting guards and overwhelming them with sheer numbers. A Bokoblin came from the church next, the remaining guards were moving to get us, civilians, out of the area as monsters reappeared in the land.

“We wiped them out hundreds of years ago! How?!” One guard yelled in panic as the number of monsters slowly stopped and I noticed a red moon hanging low in the morning sky. So it’s Calamity Ganon?! Why is Majora helping him?!

“Seems Majora is as insane and neutral as ever.” Harmonia groaned in lamentation, likely courtesy of information granted to her from Nayru.

“He’s...wait no he just changed one guard,” I commented realizing the rest were spawning from smoke. The one moblin running about that I was sure was the guard looked to be freaking out, trying to stop the others as said moblin began becoming feminine in body. “Ah, he’s just fucking with a caribou and picked when monsters would return to do so.” I groaned.

“Still fucked up!” Eris gagged. “That body does not work with tits!” She claimed, before the transformed caribou squealed as her body changed overall shape, which at her 10-foot height, made her look like a roughly pig-like version of her former body, the monsters all ogling her in confusion. “...Nevermind. But the horn and snout are a turn-off.” Then her face and horn shortened. Um...she’s kinda hot now. “Um...is Majora screwing with me right now?! Seriously?!”

“EHEhAHAHAHEHAEHAHEHAHEHAHEA!” Majora laughed before we sensed it leave.

“Okay, what now?” I asked as we were being herded to safety by panicking guards. “I’m just glad these are weak monsters and not a Darknut or worse.”

“You just had to jinx it.” Farore groaned.

Just then, a trio of Darknuts started blocking the doors to the cathedral, trying to keep something in. The golden one in the center shouted in a language I couldn’t comprehend, but Farore could. The sensation I got was one of shock mixed with joy. Shortly after this, the two black armored Darknuts sealed the door with a spell as the monsters stopped pushing us onto the road out of the clearing. It wasn’t until now we realized...the soldiers they’d taken down were still alive. “What the hell?”

“Um, what are they doing?” Eris asked as the golden Darknut turned away from the door, and paused as he saw the sexy Moblin, who was covering her chest and looking both afraid and confused.

“...Don’t see that everyday.” Came the gritty voice of the armored monster. “You there, you have more than two brain cells?”

“Y-yes?” The transformed woman asked with concern, and the Darknut grunted.

“Congratulations, you’re promoted. Take a pick of loot.” The knight said and passed her, only coming up to her chest.

“Um...but, I was a caribou?” The female Moblin questioned in confusion as another moblin, the usual hulking dumb ones, approached her and sniffed in her direction curiously.

“Not anymore. I doubt they’ll take you back, right?” He rhetorically asked some soldiers his Bokoblins had tied the wrists of.

“Cucco!” A Bokoblin yelled out as the ran from a chicken.

“Um...Cuccos have been extinct for hundreds of years. They bred out by interbreeding with lesser chicken species.” Informed the female Moblin, who was gently shoving the male Moblin’s face away. The fact she was clearly stronger than it didn’t dissuade it’s behavior though.

“Don’t be fooled if they act docile.” A Darknut commented. “Even if they’re only a little related to the original Cuccos, they will call, and their brethren will come. An ignoble death, but one that is certain.”

“...We kill and eat them. All the time.” Blandly responded the half-naked female, who then socked the invasive male in the snoot, and he finally backed off with a squeal.

“Oh. Well then. This is wonderful news. What era is this?” The commanding Darknut asked of the femme Mob.

“Uh...not sure if it has a name, y’know, cuz that happens after it ends, but our nation has conquered half of the known world.”

“The Minish have conquered half of Hyrule? Strange indeed. The Temple has truly gone awry.” Commented the Darknut. “Hm, Majora is at play, the Dark World is on the move, and the temple we were hired to guard is currently covered in the Curse of Malice.”

“Excuse me!” I called out, having had enough of just letting the situation unfold, forcing my way between the soldiers with my superior strength. I may not have Robin Hood’s mystical strength, but I’m still a powerful slime, fairy, thingy. “What is going on?! The Red Moon shone, monsters have been summoned, and now the Cathedral, which is supposed to be the entrance to the Temple of Time has been sealed by what are normally the minions of great evil entities.”

“Ah, that is so. However, we’re specifically tasked by contract with the Goddesses to act as staff and obstacles for the Temple. Which, to my shame, has been overrun by minions under the contract of a said evil entity.” The commander shrugged as his soldiers escorted the bruised but otherwise fine soldiers towards the line. “That said, while I do not have the forces to storm and retake the Temple, I must ensure the safety of its patrons. In this case, it is keeping them out.”

“...Okay. As Farore’s Avatar, I call bullshit. Not on the fact you’re doing your job, but the fact you apparently have a contract with the Goddesses. How does that work?” I asked, Farore not answering, instead sending a smug and sly sensation to me.

“Ah, yes. Well, it is a simple thing. I believe Nayru is the one who handles the hiring? It has been a few hundred years since I signed on...anyway. The Goddesses send out a magic call, of sorts, to those seeking work of their preference. We respond, go through a very brief essence scan, then if we’re hired, we poof into existence on this plane. If not, we go on with our pitiful semi-immortal lives in the Dark World.” The commander informed as the soldiers were untied, and released back to the line of soldiers who still kept their rifles and pistols leveled.

“Oh~.” I looked to Harmy as she looked all sparkly-eyed. “Nayru has a lot of good things to say about you Darknut Commander Balgradia. Pleased to meet you, though not under these circumstances.” Harmonia said as she and Eris also joined me on this side of the line of soldiers, who were perplexed about the whole situation.

“So it isn’t just Din who utilizes the easy-to-summon minions of the Dark World. Well, pleased to meet you all, but could you let us in? We need to find out if Link is inside.” Eris asked as she looked the femme Mob up and down. “Okay, you’re just too attractive to be a simple monster of evil. Couldn’t you at least scowl or drool or something?”

“Hey~!” The new Moblin snorted cutely through her snout and she scrunched her snoot. Oh gosh, she is actually very cute. “Sorry if I’m not exactly used to the role.” She looked down at her, possibly former, comrades. “Damn it. I don’t even have the tits to justify being this tall.”

“What is going on?” A soldier barked, pointing their guns at us.

“Oh cool your jets soldier-girls.” Eris snapped her fingers, and suddenly the offending soldiers were naked and holding brooms, which they dropped to cover up and start shivering from the cold. “The big leagues are talking, escort the civvies back to town and leave things here alone.”

“Vaati is so going to learn of this soon.” I sighed knowing this whole crap is going to cause a stir but it is better than nothing.

“As much as I would like to have help, I cannot simply let you enter. Even if the Goddesses order me to let you, I am still bound by contract to protect the Temple. As for if your hero is within, he is not. The Master Sword is still interred, and there is no evidence of the hero removing the sword such as what happened before.”

“Damn it. I was hoping this would be easy.” I grumbled, then looked between the Commander and the Female Moblin. “Okay, I need to bring someone back with me to Zelda to explain this situation. Who am I taking.”

“I volunteer my newest lieutenant.” The Commander gestured to the femme Mob, who squealed and looked utterly shocked, but then wilted and sighed at her life having so rapidly changed.

“Wait what of that girl you wanted to save?” Eris asked me.

“Oh, right. I didn’t really forget, but I figured if she was in there, these guys would know. Did you guys kidnap the daughters of the nearby town when the original residents were being brainwashed and turned into caribou?” I asked of Balgradia.

“Oh? The prisoners? Yes, they were taken as our contract dictates. We have to exact equal payback on transgressors against the Temple and its patrons. They took our patron's hostage, so we took some of them. However, they instead simply ceased to attend after a rather pompous little woman demanded things beyond her ken.” Commander Balgradia answered.

“That would be Vaati.” I sighed and scratched my head. “Considering the situation, I guess it would be too much to guess there’s an easy way to go get them?”

“No.” Balgraida traced his finger on his shield, and suddenly, in a flash of darkness, three vastly different caribou cows appeared, blinking and looking around. “Considering the situation, it isn’t very tenable to keep them hostage, considering we currently have no Temple for our patrons to attend anyway. Well, it was rather interesting to meet you, but I must get to organizing these rabble. Lieutenant, I will provide you magic post so that we may correspond. Good luck.”

“Alright,” I said before turning to the others. “Time to leave?”

“Yes, I guess so...but this begs the question, where is Link?” Harmonia sighed as Eris talked to the incredibly busty basketball-chested 7-foot tall caribou who looked like a younger Talon who had to be Malon and the moblin who was covering her chest still and introduced herself as Nora.

“Guess it wouldn’t be a Quest if it was easy.” I sighed.