Hyrulequestria

Ch.60

I woke up on top of a pile of fairies, who had full-looking bellies as they snored on the deck. Shining was nearby, looking asleep. “Ugh, what happened? Why are my male organs out?” I have such a pounding headache. Ugh~! Hangover~! I didn’t miss this! Ow!

“We love our Queen...” One drunken purple fairy purred to me and sucked on my balls.

“It’s official! I win! Woo!” Farore cheered at me and then blew a raspberry at somebody on her end.

“Win?” I groaned at my matron goddess and rubbed the scalp of the fairy who had moved to sucking my dick, which caused me to bite my lip and feel a bit of pain in my head, but the pleasure was a nice counterbalance.

“You’ve ascended! You’re the Goddess of Fairies! Not only that, you’re of Order, so you can help keep those party-crazy girls corralled now that they’ve realized they don’t have to maintain the veil all on their own! That's five hundred years of Din and Nayru having to cook dinner!” Farore cheered giddily.

“What?!” I yelped before I moaned as the girl sucking me off got a snack of my coconutty cum going down her throat, the others still awake nearby whining and claiming my purple cock-sucker was a greedy meanie for hoarding my sweet slime. “Oh~ you bet on us?”

“Why wouldn’t we? I took the underdog, Din took the most likely, and Nayru the most stable. Now though, with you an actual Goddess, and Linked to me-.” Suddenly, my body moved without my say so, and my hands loving massaged the hair of the purple fairy who was drunkenly sucking my dick half-asleep. “I’m able to fully manifest with you! Thank you!”

“Farore,” I whined, weakly floating off the pile of hedonistic excess until Farore seemed to take over for me, surging me with energy and clearing up my pounding headache. “Oh~ thank you.”

“We can share a body now! I’m not about to force you to suffer since I’ll suffer too.” Farore then hefted up a completely conked-out Volvagia who was drooling my right breast’s milk and put her lips to her ear hole. “You’re likely next to ascend little dragoness.”

“Hm?” Volvagia hummed in her sleep as my sexual bits softened and twitched as my arousal died off and my male organs suddenly vanished my viney bikini reforming.

“Now then, you may have a lot of explaining to do when you get home, but otherwise, I’m still just along for the ride. It’ll be easier to channel magic through you now, so don’t worry about collapsing like before.” Farore declared happily as she hugged herself, um, me, myself. Ugh.

“Alright,” I said before drooling as Farore floated us towards Shining’s pants. Ogawd she’s gushing like a river right now. I mean, I’m gushing like a river. This is so confusing~! “Farore~. I just had drunken, hedonistic sex with a pile of beautiful fairies. Even with this new energy, I’m not up for sex.”

“Aw, poo.” Farore pouted, then left me alone, letting me take full control of my body back. “Well, Navi. You have a lot of work ahead of you.” When Farore called me Navi, I felt something zap through me, as if everything felt right.

“...MAJORA~!” I wailed, waking up a bunch of people, my fists in the air as Majora’s wicked cackling echoed out, and again words appeared in the air.

NAVI VS. MAJORA

“MAJORA YOU TOTAL DICK! I’M GONNA RIP OUT WHATEVER SEXUAL ORGANS YOU HAVE, AND FEED THEM TO YOU!”

“Robin, what are you screaming about?” Shining groaned.

“The name’s Navi Shiny! Now shut up, get up, and let’s go kick some ass! I wanna punch a minion so hard in the face they explode!” Suddenly, so much pent up frustration surged forth. My righteous indignation at being so violated surging forth. I am not Robin, know this world! I am Navi and I’m gonna fucking save the world!

“Navi?” Shining asked as we walked over to Daphnes. “So are we moving down to Tartarus?”

“We’ve already landed in the water, for now, you can take a rowboat to shore to start negotiations.” Daphnes said calmly, the perfect example of a professional ship captain. I guess not everyone was caught up in the revelry and merriment of my loyal subjects.

“Not a worry good captain! We’ve got it well in hand.” I assured him, tugging on Shiny’s leather strap that held his sheathe for the sword I made for him, somehow actually pulling him along with very minor effort. Whoa, I feel strong! Bring it on, world!

“Why are you so confident all of sudden?” Shining yelped as I shoved him into the boat and sized up to lower it into the water, where I promptly began rowing, giving him a show of my heaving chest bouncing, Volvagia being woken by the action and whining.

“Just now! Weird shit happened.” I chuckled before comforting Volvagia with a pat. “Oh! Right, you’ll need her.” I took her off and deftly slammed her onto Shiny’s face. I watched as they fused, and now the 10-foot tall dragoness sat in his place, the added mass causing the boat to sink a bit, but stay above water.

“That was rude! Say something first!” Volvagia complained as she readjusted the strap for the sword which had changed to surround her heaving tits in a leather breastplate. “What is with these clothes? I figured they’d burst off if he put me on while wearing them.”

“They’re a gift from Robin...Navi. Apparently that’s what they were designed for.” Shiny informed his current body-sharing guest. “Also, whoa. I thought Gohma was hot, but I feel like I’m on fire right now, and it’s so nice.” Shining breathlessly admitted, and her cheeks got redder as she smiled.

“Yep!” I chuckled as we started nearing the shore. “Okay Hero! We have an island to free from unfair imprisonment, a Helmaroc Queen to find and add to your harem, and some minions to crush!” I cheerfully declared as I shrunk back down and flew to sit on top of their leather-clad bosom. Huh, I just noticed my membrane is blue now. Whatever! I don’t care anymore! Fuck my identity, right? I’m Navi! WOOT! I’m totally not having another existential crisis! I’m over those!

“That isn’t what you should be thinking Navi. You can call yourself whatever you want...” Farore worriedly said to me, but whatever. I’m gonna save the world, party with hot fairies, and marry the mare of my dreams dammit! “Also, there’s the awkward fact that there’s already a resident Navi.”

“She can go fuck herself! She didn’t have the ovaries to woman-up and do the job, so it’s mine now!” I shouted, causing Shiny/Volva to stumble. “Ignore me! Just going a bit insane!” I’m sane! Totally sane! I’m IN-sane! So sane it hurts! “You know what, I should summon Sam!”

“No! No. We’re good. Uh, should we go back and have Luna look at you?” Shining asked with concern.

“There is nothing more than Luna can do I’m afraid. I’m here, all her problems are now singularly her own insecurities and-.”

“I’M TOTALLY FINE!” I snarled as I clutched my paw and talon...when did I turn Draconequus? UGH! WHY IS MY LIFE SO FUCKED?! “Just-let’s go! I wanna kick some ass to distract me from my problems okay?!” I coiled my long thick serpentine tail in front of me to fidget with the lion poof on the end. I know for a fact that being a Draconequus, which is apparently the base for a fairy is sexy and uniquely beautiful, but still, it was yet another change I didn’t volunteer for!

“Okay, sorry.” Shining and Volvagia whined in worry for me. Please stop dallying. I want to bury myself in something so I don’t have to think about how utterly pointless I am-.

“HALT! State your business on the Isle of Tartarus, realm of punishment and justice!” Demanded...a Darknut? A black armored darknut who wore a crimson cape and a high-crested helm with a crimson insignia that looked like a ball and chain on his chest plate. His demand came when we had crested the steep hill to where the utterly massive black-iron gates of Tartarus stood, with only the stone posts and header to support it.

“We’re here to find out what is happening,” Shiny said, her voice stern and dutiful. “First, we’re here to ask for the release of the Skyloftians, as they’ve been unfairly detained when they’re a victim of the Helmaroc Queen and her minions wrecking things in the region.”

“By whose authority?” Demanded the massive sword-and-shield bearing warrior, as several other similarly colored and standard-bearing lesser Darknuts closer to the gate squared their shoulders, readying their swords, shields, and in some cases maces.

“By mine Captain Betelguese.” Farore imperiously declared as she flew me up to his helmet. “I know Din was your sponsor for the hire, but you’re abusing your power to keep the Skyloftians against their will.”

“Lady Farore!” Captain Betelguese gasped before bowing before us. “We have evidence that a prisoner has escaped and could have moved to the floating isle! We have bokoblins searching the city for him, but we have had no luck thus far!” Reported the proud warrior, and upon his kneeling, his subordinates all followed suit.

“Which prisoner?” Farore asked calmly while looking at the egg-shaped shelled city. “If it is a minor threat that can’t fly, then being stuck on the city until they reach Hylia will not do much harm.”

That made the Darknut panic even more. “He can not reach such a powerful magic user under any circumstances!”

“It’s Tirek, isn’t it?” Farore sighed through my lips, and I had to wonder who this guy was to make these hardened warriors so frantic and unwilling to let law-abiding citizens go free. “Indeed, he cannot be risked. Release them with the order to stay in the sky, and give us a beacon so we can home in on them. We’ll deal with him ourselves.”

“Welp, guess they’re getting turned into a woman.” I sighed, knowing Majora.

“What?” Captain Betelguese questioned, before sighing. “Very well. I’ll order them to be released and to provide a locator beacon. As for what is happening around here, the pirates have gotten out of hand. They’ve been rampaging across the Sea of Tartarus, going from island to island, robbing villages blind and kidnapping pretty young women. There’s nothing we can do, however. The threat that their leader could come here and cause a prison break is too great. It is bad enough the floating island’s sudden arrival gave Tirek ample distraction to get loose.”

“Right. We’ll get on that. Let’s get back to the ship Ro...Navi.” Shiny nervously finished, unsure how to address me. It’s okay Shiny, I don’t know how to refer to myself either these days.

“Either will work!” I chuckled. “I wonder how the Skyloftians will react to how small the Ponies are.”

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“So you’re considered the average these days?” Asked a stacked and muscular Miss Universe level of buff mare who had been visiting the ship. She wore little more than the stallions did, with only a strappy white bikini covering her nipples on her bowling ball boobs. Dear gawd the Skyloftians are hawt~.

“Yes.” The unicorn male known as Shining Armor said, having to look up at her, since she, like the stallions, was 7 feet tall. The bikini-clad mare was here mostly since she would be our beacon to ping a location for Skyloft since apparently all Skyloftians have an innate sense of direction that is even better than modern Pegasi.

“Oh how our people have degraded. The average was our size before Hylia fell to Demise.” The mare bemoaned, crossing her rusty-furred arms under her heaving chest, her white mane whipping about. The fact that her name was Epona wasn’t lost on me. “Still, good to know the unicorns are apparently still handsome.”

“Um, thank you!” Shining said with a blush as the mare leaned closer to him, flashing her plunging cleavage to his height as she smiled deviously.

“I wouldn’t mind you riding me you know,” Epona whispered with a wink.

“Don’t worry, you two are literally made for each other.” I cheerfully informed them, making them blink, Epona’s enormous rust red and cream wings ruffling.

“Caribou naval ship!” The lookout in the crow’s nest barked. “Portside, on an intercept course! Galleon! I see two brigs in it’s wake! They’re both flying Pirate flags!”

“Flying ships or sea bound?” Daphness barked back as he took out his telescope and searched.

“Caribou are sky-bound, the pirates sea bound!” The stallion explained. “Seems the Pirates took out the Galleon’s left flying runes. I think it's one of the newer models, with ironside armor.”

“Why don’t I have armor?” King of Red Lions asked with clear pout.

“You think we can afford that?!” Captain Daphnes sniped back. “Besides, airships don’t yet have the magic to be made that heavy.

“But the caribou do?” King of Red Lions asked in irritation.

“They control half the world and rely on more tech than magic.” Daphnes told him.

“Why are we not?” King of Red Lions asked insistently.

“We don’t have the money or time to steal it,” I explained. “Look, how new is that armor?”

“Ironside Armor is about four monthes new, very few ships have been outfitted with it or the new Rune Engines.” Daphnes explained. “At most this caribou captain might have a week's worth of experience using it, or how to fuel the steam engine that powers the runes.”

“So the caribou just invented both?” I asked in disbelief.

“The trains have been around for a hundred years but no one thought to put them on ships until a few months ago after the war with the Gerudo started.” A Stallion explained. “I love it that the pink mare with the radios and TVs and the changelings have such a wide network of spies to give us intel.”

“Hold fast men, remember this is our only real naval ship at the moment! We’re helping the caribou, but if those antlered bastards turn on us we’re running with our tails between our legs!” Ordered Daphnes as he pulled out a boatswain whistle, giving a patterns signal that the crew followed immediately. “All cannoneers to their stations! Raise the colors!”

At his order, a couple of men went to the mainmast and hoisted the Equestrian flag high as the Puckle Guns and forward cannons fired on the pirates. “Let the slutty bastards know we’re saving their bacon!” Daphnes declared before blowing long, high, and sharp on the boatswain whistle.

The caribou on the Galleon looked on in confusion as they spotted our flag before they turned around and fired on the pirates too. Their own Captain giving orders through a whistle as well. I got a brief look at the water and saw more ships slowly sinking under the waves, caribou struggling to stay aloft with the remains of their ships. This had been a patrol group taken out by two brigs?

I cheered on, my prior fear suddenly nonexistent as with our help, the caribou galleon quickly made short work of the pirates. Thankfully, they didn’t turn on us but instead raised a white flag. “Bring us port-to-port Mr. Turnbuckle! They wish to parley!” Daphnes ordered his helmsman, and we flew up to the enormous ship, it’s port side having been heavily damaged, gaping holes where solid wood should’ve been.

We floated closer and slowed to a stop as both ships extended their gangplanks to provide a wide gantry. The crew were willing to let us on by their waving us towards them, looking a mixture of gruff yet calm. Daphnes and Shiny, being the highest authorities besides me, were the ones to cross over, with me sitting on Shiny’s shoulder, Volva firmly on my right breast.

A ten-foot tall caribou in a Kriegsmarine uniform was already there to greet us, standing at attention as she glared at what looked to be some officers restrained by ensigns. The first mate looked a little apologetic to us as she held onto the officer’s weapons. I wasn’t at all surprised she was as stacked as Carmine. To be honest, I’m more impressed she isn’t bigger, considering Talon is that tall and is literally the bustiest cow in all Equestria.

“I will have to apologize for my cows if some took shots at you. These four had wanted to attack you on principle.” The Captain told us as she turned from her officers. “Now how is it that an Equestrian ship is still around?”

“We’re just a remnant of the old fleets.” Daphnes lied easily and without hesitation. “We’ve been sailing the skies in the east, helping the dragons ever since the motherland fell.”

Shining gave him a weird look but didn’t correct him, thank goodness. We didn’t need the caribou knowing we have restarted our military industry just yet. It would cause far too many issues with supplies and make the Everfree an even bigger target than it already is. I’m sure the caribou know something is happening, what with all the changes to the forest, but they’re too divided between the Yaks and Gerudo to look into it with any serious level of force.

That, and apparently ever since two patrols were lost in the forest so long ago, it’s been declared a no-go zone on top of all the Boogey-mare talk associated with Lulu, tee-hee.

“Really? Never heard of such a ship. Why are you all the way out here though if you’ve been in the east?” The Captain asked.

“Hunting pirates just like you. The fact they’re disrupting trade to the Griffins and Dragons has led them to hire us to help their fleets to root them out.” Daphnes explained with a sigh. “Being proud Equestrian soldiers reduced to mercenaries is hard on all our pride.”

“I wouldn’t really know, I have a mare that pleases my cock every night and she doesn’t have much pride.” The Captain chuckled, not even sorry for the blatant insult.

“I’m an Equestrian born griffin, but I don’t know how mares think.” Daphnes said. “What can you tell us of the pirates in the region?”

“We have noted they’re heavier in this region, but we didn’t expect to be shot at from the sea by a whole fleet of brigs, schooners, and sloops.” The caribou captain sighed. “I only had a few ships under my command, but damn it, we shouldn’t have underestimated the tenacity of monsters that don’t fear death.”

“We know all about that.” Shining snorted in commiseration. “Well then, would you like help rescuing the soldiers in the water? Even if my captain chooses not to, I’ll help out.”

“Hmph. As much as I would appreciate that, my soldiers may find the wound to their pride too much. We’ll see to them, you just be careful, and stay away from the seas further northwest of here. The defense fleet won’t take kindly to remnant units such as yourself.” The Captain nodded to us, but then seemed to hesitate. “Before you go. That pirate fleet came from the southeast. Oh, and try to be more convincing next time when saying where you're from since you were coming from the west on approach.” She smirked and winked at us before turning to address her crew.

“It’s called circling around madam.” Daphnes huffed in annoyance as we crossed the gangplanks back onto the King of Red Lions and immediately headed southeast.