Hyrulequestria

Ch.61

“Holy fucking shit,” I mumbled as Daphnes had us slowly crawling just above the ocean waves at dusk, creeping along to hide behind a large outcropping of rock. “How messed up is this world’s timeline?”

“What is it Ro-Navi?” Shining asked of me as I looked at the ominous outline in the fading light of day. The branching and unnatural structure with its impossible design somehow holding together, even having anchors hanging from the tree-like ‘branches’ at the top.

“That’s the Forsaken Fortress. It’s a place of evil and a den for pirates.” I softly commented, feeling a mixture of confusion, worry, and nostalgia. Some of my fondest memories were of the various methods I took to invade the Fortress using Wind Waker’s limited stealth system.

“It’s been around forever. Groups come and go but they’ve never been this big.” Daphnes sighed as he looked through the spyglass as the goat horn-shaped spotlights turned on and began methodically searching the waters. The only reason they missed us on approach was because of the dusk-red sky as we lowered towards this outcropping for cover. Seriously, a red and white ship was a terrible choice!

“So who is leading them?” Shining asked me since I’m his Guide after all.

“Ganondorf.” Everyone froze as they looked at me. “Or the Helmaroc Queen. At some point in history, this place was Ganondorf’s stronghold, during the Great Seas era.”

Which I had read up on. It was an actual period of time when the oceans rose, leaving only islands, and when they receded, the lands below had completely changed. Whatever magic the Goddesses did, it completely shifted landmasses, resulted in differing biomes, and the former islands where life was focused on sunk down into the lands beneath them or sat on the sea like Windfall, and apparently Forsaken Fortress have.

“HOY~!” We heard off our aft and I flew over, spotting a pony with fins. Oh! A hippocampus! Or seapony for the layman. He’s rather far west though. “You lot thinking of going in there?” The silver-gray smooth-skinned aquatic pony asked hopefully, the spiny purple fin on his head rather pronounced, like a mohawk.

“That’s kinda the idea,” I called down as Shining and Daphnes came to the rear railing too.

“Could you please be on the lookout for a silver hippogriff girl? She’s my sister Ariel. She was kidnapped a week ago, and I managed to track her here.” The stallion dove down briefly and then shot up from the water to grab onto the railing, the action causing Daphnes and Shiny to jump away, but I just admired the athletic action and how sporty and lithe his build was to not clash with his muscular and smooth fishy lower half.

“Wait, how is she your sister if she’s a hippogriff?” Asked Shining curiously and I facepalmed at him not paying attention whenever this subject must’ve come up in his and Zelda’s talks about the modern world.

“Um...because she’s also a seapony?” The aquatic stallion asked as if it was common knowledge, which it kinda is. Most hippogriffs were forced to magically undergo a transformation to survive being besieged by some jerk king, and the stallion demonstrated this by seamlessly shifting into a hippogriff with silver feathers, his mohawk fin replaced with a plume of feathers, his dorsal fin replaced with wings, and his fishtail replaced with legs ending in talons.

“Okay?” Shining asked before we heard a screech and the cries of females, we looked up to see a huge female anthro bird with a cage of females in her talons. She was gigantic, easily as big as the King of Red Lions with how utterly gigantic her wings were along with her fluffy body.

She was covered in dark purple/black feathers, interspersed with white and red markings. However, even from here, she’s clearly got some HUGE boobs! I mean some serious honkers! A Real set of badonkers! Packin’ some dobonhonkeros! Massive dohoonkabhankoloos! To scale, they must be like yoga balls! HNNNNNNNG~ I wanna play with those!

“Okay, that is a big and juicy badonkadonk under that tail.” Daphnes praised. “Though her crotch looks a little off? Like she’s been drinking badly mixed caribou potions.”

“Oh, dear. The prospect of fighting Gohma or Volvagia was bad, but this time she’s not only gigantic, but she’s got the whole sky to move around in.” I worriedly considered. I may feel like I could punch that hen in the crotch and get away with it, but I don’t like the idea of something that big being able to move so freely.

“Don’t worry. With Shining using me, she won’t be the only one in the air.” Volvagia declared from my breast. The dragoness was surprisingly quiet, especially compared to Gohma. I sometimes forget I even have her here.

“You are very quiet,” I commented with a bit of concern.

“I have a lot on my mind, and I haven’t had many friends.” Volvagia mewled. “But regardless, we’re not going to save any of those ladies gawking from a distance. Put me on Shiny, let’s go.”

“Shouldn’t we wait until she’s not over the water with that iron cage?” Shining asked as he held out his hands, not fazed by the hen’s looks at all. I do mean not fazed, I was not feeling any arousal from him, his eyes locked with the cage, his face very stern and disapproving.

“Doesn’t mean we can’t get ready Shiny.” Volva said as I removed her and sized up, handing her to the Hero, who promptly put her on and transformed into the 10-foot tall busty dragoness. “Alright then, let’s fly low and slow towards the fortress. If I fall into the water, I should be able to get us out just fine.”

“Don’t worry, we’ll get your sister back. Or get tossed out to sea by a pissed-off busty bird.” I chuckled, getting ready to move with them. It was a bit nerve-wracking, considering I give off a faint blue glow, so I hid in their hood. Volvagia silently slipped over the water and around the searchlights as night fully fell, slowly floating up the weathered yet unyielding stone wall to peek over it, and immediately hid behind the crenelations as a patrolling Moblin, one of the smaller, smarter ones with a guandao.

“Hm?” The Moblin hummed before looking around and snuffling as he worked his snout. “Horny females. Hmph. Boss always bothered lately.” Complained the minion who continued his patrol, paying what was likely our scent no mind with Helmaroc clearly suffering the same rampant horniness that Gohma and Volvagia had.

It seems we know her motivation for still abducting pretty women, but why women and not men then?

“Girls, I’m not feeling antsy, you?” Shiny whispered.

“Sorry,” I muttered I am still taking the blunt of arousal for both Shiny and me.

“Same. The air is thick with a heady tang, makes me a bit fuzzy.” Volva admitted.

“Powerfully female, yet not quite all the way,” I commented as we floated over the wall and looked around. The coast was clear for now, so Volva flew us into a window that ended up being to a storage room. There were things like barrels of potions, broken antlers, weapons, and armor both new and old. Oh, and treasure in valuables such as jewelry, coinage, and ornamental weaponry. “Whoa. They’re making a good haul here.”

“Yeah, are the Moblin carrying, what did Luna say, heat?” Shining asked naively.

“That’s modern slang for guns, and I doubt it. Moblins prefer melee, but they’ll throw things if they can. I doubt they’d have the patience for guns. Bokoblins though, they tend to be more clever. I wouldn’t put it against them to be using guns.” I informed Shiny as we went over the spoils, seeing if there was anything worth taking. Hey, it’s already stolen, why not steal it back?

“Hey, my odd instincts are telling me to take this Empty Bottle-.”

“YES! Take it!” I excitedly gushed as I flew to him, yanked out the cork of the incredibly well-made bottle and squeezed myself into it, pulling the cork on. “Hey! It does work! I don’t feel like I’m gonna suffocate either!”

“I know fairies can be kept in bottles, but is it really that fun?” Volvagia asked in bemusement as she looked at me.

“I’m a nerd and enjoying a trope, shut it!” I sniped in a not-at-all tsundere manner as I tried to push the cork out, but it wouldn’t budge. “Um...help?”

“Okay?” Shining chuckled as he took the cork out, and I suddenly released magic which turned into a blue ball of light with wings like I wasn’t fully manifested outside the Veil. “What the…?”

“Hey! What gives?!” I demanded of myself, the world, and Farore.

“Sorry, didn’t want to interrupt your fun. You just enchanted that bottle, without my help. You’ll have to recover your magic to return to your physical form, now that you’re so closely in-tune with your truest self.” Farore informed me, and I growled vindictively.

“Majora!” I growled, the mischievous malignant monster maniacally mocking my misery. “Fine, whatever, let's go see what the bird is making with these potion ingredients.”

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After raiding the storeroom, basically jamming as many useful things and tiny valuables that seemed especially nice into my storage, which was now only reachable via satchel since I convinced Volva and Shiny that Robin Hood was actually the best fit for the situation. “I feel so...sly,” Shiny said with an unusually mischievous smirk to his currently foxy face. It was a bit surreal to see someone else as the bycocket wearing rogue.

He actually was still wearing my armor, but his hood now had that obnoxiously bright red feather in it on the left side, sticking up proudly in the air. I had to admire how stealthy Robin Hood really was, from inside the hood, because the moment I wasn't here with Volva bouncing around in the storage compartment, I lost track of him.

It seems that, despite lacking its own overt persona, the Robin Hood mask does instead heavily alter the personality of the wearer. Watching Shiny pickpocket every monster he passed with ease, snickering the whole time, and even lecherously groping or caressing female monsters as he passed was completely at odds with his usually chivalrous nature. Holy shit. I used to be just as shamelessly deviant and crude to others!

“Well, someone’s getting into the role.” I chuckled to Volva. I wasn’t able to put her on since I’m just a ball of blue-white light with ghostly wings, so she was left to bounce around at the tip of the hood.

“Wish I could watch. I bet it’s more entertaining than getting tossed about. Then again, this is sort of fun in its own way.” Volvagia admitted with cheer to her voice, and I giggled before Shiny reached in and pulled me out, my body being almost impossible to harm right now since my physical being wasn’t fully here, so I didn’t mind.

“Hey handsome, what’cha need?” I chirped as he opened his hand and I looked around. I couldn’t identify the room. It could be any one of the many rooms of the massive fortress.

“My new instincts are tingling about this room. Any insight?” Shiny asked as his whiskers twitched along with his nose as he sniffed the air.

“One mystical scan coming up!” I chirped as I focused on the same sensation I got back in Death Mountain. “Hm...hm...hm~...” I hummed as I flew up to a chandelier hook, and then to an alcove hidden up across from a window, which from down on the floor, would easily be assumed as a window. “Hey! Listen! There’s a Big Chest up here! But the walls are all covered in moss and slime from the humidity, so the Climbing Claws won’t work here...maybe you need something to reach this hook?”

“Well done! Speak just as unhelpfully helpful as possible! Make him think at least a tiny bit!” Farore gushed, and I felt obscenely proud of myself as I flew back down and into Shiny’s hood to relax a bit. Wow, being a Guide is such hard work!

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I slowly came to when my Hero reached in and grabbed me from where I was napping against Volvagia, and said foxy rogue took me out to hold me up where I floated and yawned. “Hm, yes Shiny?”

“I think I figured out where things are. I’ve skulked through the lower floors of the fortress and found the Map and Compass, but aside from that chest in the alcove, you helped me find, I can’t make heads or tails where this chest here would be.” Shining said as he held up the two magic tools and pointed out a chest that looked like it was at the base of the main tower. Oh~ that one!

“It’s outside, on a ledge, at the top of a ladder. You need to push a crate down from a higher floor and move the crate to be able to reach the ladder.” My casual and specific description of what Shiny needed to do gave him visible pause. “Shiny. I’m a nerd. Where I came from, this story we’re living? It’s been done. A lot. By many, many, many Heroes before you. I’ve read enough about them to be an encyclopedia.”

“Right...not from this universe. You always make me forget that.” Shining muttered uncomfortably as he put the magic searching tools away and-eep-me too. Hmph! Well, I don’t even have hands right now, so I guess I am better off just relaxing in the hood like I have been.

“Teehee.” I giggled, feeling so stupidly pleased with the fact that I am actually Navi. I need to have strong words with the local, original, pussy of a Navi when we get back. She has no idea what she’s missing!

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I dozed off again. Mm~ this hood is so cozy~. Even with a wooden dragoness’ face snuggled against my ball-of-light body. Hey, everything is cozy as a ball of light! I yawned as I was retrieved by Shiny’s soft, familiar hand. “Hm~? Yes, Shiny?”

“I’m here, I just wanted you to be around when I opened it since you seem to enjoy it so much.” Shining snarked with a playful grin as I took in the surroundings. We were on a wooden ledge, on the back of the main tower of the Forsaken Fortress, in front of a Big Chest.

“Yeah~ I do. I remember stealing your virginity over one of these~.” I lilted as I flew over to the chest and bobbed around on the lid, wishing I could manifest and bend over it for him like our first time together. Unf. I think...yeah. I’m gonna get one of these big rounded-top chests for the bedroom to be bent over, and bend others over~.

“Gah! Navi!” Shining said, losing his cool for a moment and blushing so deeply it reddened his red-furred cheeks further and I felt a spike of arousal.

“What? Remembering how you thrust into me, fucking me so gently I got off before you even finished putting it in~?” I teased, the fox’s fluffy tail getting even more floofy by the second. “Teehee~! Just open it up, lover boy! We don’t have all night, and if the sun comes before we reach the top, we’ll be in trouble.”

“Fine.” Shiny huffed as he opened it while I relished his arousal flooding me. Oh~ I wish I could manifest right now~! The jingle played as green light poured out of the chest. Then Shiny spun around and presented his goddess-given reward skyward. Da-na-na-na~! “Um...what is it?”

“It’s a Grapple Claw! It’s-COOL! It’s a fusion of the Grappling Hook and the Clawshot! It’s using magic rope instead of chain, so you can use it for more than just grabbing onto stuff, you might be able to use it to steal things from enemies at a distance!” Both of those traversal tools were broken in the games they came from! The Grappling Hook, aside from glitching the game so hard you could super-speedrun, could also steal items. The Clawshot could grab items too, but only ones laying around. Both were for terrain traversal, and with their powers combined-!

“Uh, so we can get that other chest?” Shining muttered rubbing his chin as I shifted to pink in color from how horny I was.

“YIS! TO THE CHEST!” I rushed off, ignoring Shiny’s calls for me, and I yelped as I was caught by a bug net!

“Fairy! I has fairy for Mistress Helmaroc! She need fairy dust for potion!” Happily declared the Miniblin that had caught me, and was scurrying up the wall of the main tower!

“SHINY~!” I wailed as I helplessly tugged against the net, grunting and whining as I fruitlessly tried to fight against the magic of the net, which was specialized to capture small creatures...like me.

“Hehehe!” The Minblin laughed while it put me into a bottle before it jumped into a window.

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I was still desperately trying to get out of my glassy prison, banging my little body against the somehow impervious walls of clear material. I looked down from the shelf I was put on at a pot full of bubbling purple liquid being stirred by a shaman-looking bokoblin.

In the center of the gigantic tower’s chamber, the Helmaroc Queen was huffing and pacing in the space that managed to be big enough for her to move around a few steps. She was rubbing what looked like a mix between a cock and clitoris as she glared at the calm and utterly unbothered purple-skinned minion.

“You keep saying the potions will work, but all they did was this. When will I be male?” The Queen demanded of her minion with her haughty tenor voice. The minion stirring the pot huffed and added what looked like a dried lizard to the mix, turning it from purple to red.

“Perhaps never my Queen. I keep insisting you adjust rather than so desperately cling to your former self. If Majora has seen fit to torment you, you’d best get used to it.” The ballsy bokoblin replied in an unexpectedly clear deep voice as he stirred the mixture until it began turning purple again.

“No mask will determine my fate!” She growled, her eyes glowing with malice as she glared at the Shaman.

“Temper. If you cast me back to the Dark World, then who will brew your potions? One of the moblins? Perhaps one of those poor young ladies you keep eyeing so hungrily?” The potioneer chided with a wag of his left index finger as he pulled some lint from his belly button, tossing it into the mix, suddenly shocking it into the color orange. “Hm...almost there.”

“How is it the caribou figured this out. No race before had pulled off such magic before.” The Helmaroc Queen groaned. “I would pray to any goddess to have my cock back.”

“P-present! I’m the Goddess of Fairies; Navi! I’m sure once my magic recovers, I could fix that!” Please tell me I’m not just bluffing Farore!

“You’re not, especially not if I cast it through you.” Farore soothingly informed me as the massive hyper-busty bird leered at me with a snarl.

“Please. As if I would buy that! You’re going to be helping anyway when Shikoro shakes the dust from you into the potion.” Helmaroc turned to face the now-named minion. “Speaking of which, when is that final step?”

“Soon, though my fellow Minions also mentioned a set of islands with another goddess. Apparently her temple has been besieged by one of your peers.” Shikoro told Helmaroc. “Considering she is a Goddess of Sex, you may be able to bargain for some proper solution, not what I can get together.” Shikoro waved a miniblin over, who dutifully approached, only to scream as the bokoblin grabbed him and tossed him whole into the pot, turning it into a murky black. “Sacrifice done. Just need the fairy dust.”

“Y-you just killed that guy?!” I squeaked in fear as the evil minion picked up my bottle.

“He was just sent back to the Dark World. No Minion can truly die, only have their physical form destroyed.” Shikoro heartlessly commented, as if that poor miniblin didn’t feel fear and pain from the treatment. “Now then, time for a heavy shake of fairy dust.”

“Y-you d-don’t need to do this! I can-heyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyey~!” I was tossed all over the bottle as Shikoro literally shook the bottle incredibly hard. I got dizzy, being unable to be hurt by this, it still made me feel ill to the point of-. “BLEGH~!” I vomited beautiful, sparkly, rainbow-hued dust into my prison, coughing as I gagged up copious amounts of the stuff. Easily as much mass as my current almost-not-real body. “Eugh~...”

“Good, that’s a nice amount for a single fairy,” Shikoro told Helmeroc as he opened the bottle and tossed the dust into the pot, grabbing me and shoving me back in before I could float away. I was so out of sorts I nearly missed how the inky black bile turned golden, then white, and began to gain a glowing iridescent shine to it as it still bubbled. “It is ready. Don’t expect a miracle even with such a heavy amount of fairy dust.”

“I’ll be happy to just have a dick again at this rate.” The Helmaroc Queen snarled as she bent over, grabbing the cauldron in both of her talons, and began chugging the cum-like potion. It was really hot, seeing her just chug the whole thing in one go, seeing her throat flex with each heavy gulp. “Mm~! That tasted unexpectedly delicious.” She licked her beak, and then gasped, dropping the black iron cauldron to grab at her enlarged clit, moaning as it began growing, turning into a proper avian penis. “Oh~ I can even feel my testes inside me! Good work Shikoro! I may still have these massive breasts, but at least I have a penis again!”

“Yes, my Queen,” Shikoro said while bowing before her.

“Hmph. Whatever. You continue to be of use to me, so I’ll suffer your insistence on calling me female. Do not test me further, however.” The now biggus-dickus possessing woman snarled before turning towards the wooden jail cell, where the many women were now cowering against the farthest wall. “Now then~. I think it’s about time I-.”

“HYA~!” I perked up at the sound of Volvagia’s voice and cheered as she smashed through the big wooden doors opposite the jail cell and my own prison on the shelf next to said cell. She had the Biggoron Sword held in one hand, the Hylian Shield in the other, and glared at all the minions and Helmaroc Queen. “Our names are Shining Armor and Volvagia! You’ve taken our lover! prepare to die!” EEEEE~! I am totally fangirling right now~!