Hyrulequestria

Ch.64

We’d flown about the perimeter of 15 floating/flying islands, each big enough to sustain its own small city. Epona’s own island was among them, having returned from being freed from Tartarus. It was one of the ‘Eggsterior Isles’ in that it was mostly artificial and was one of the ten more mechanical islands created as a defensive perimeter to Skyloft itself, which was a cluster of five, naturally flying islands created by Hylia herself.

We couldn’t get near the 5 core islands right now though, it was completely encompassed by what Epona declared was The Thunderhead. It was literally a ‘last-ditch defense’ for Skyloft in the case of an exceedingly dangerous enemy, like, say, a sky dragon spirit, taking offense to Hylia’s gift to the Skyloftians.

“We should worry about Blue Burger,” Epona explained as we did not find hide-nor-hair of Epona’s people, and the cuccos were insistent on trying to go for her, or me, over Helma. Which ultimately made them easier for Helma to pin down and send them to the Dark World by ‘killing’ them. Each one offered to join her avian army, which was great because unlike normal cuccos these ones can fly. Especially since these cuccos, despite not looking too powerful, could easily damage infrastructure and were bloodthirsty birds.

“Why? If the hen is just a slightly tougher version of these cuties, I don’t expect much of a fight.” Helma cheerfully declared after dispelling the last cucco we could find. They could even hurt her through her tough-as-steel feathers, so I think she was a bit unfounded in her confidence. She even had to chug a Red Potion from one of the two bottles she got from Forsaken Fortress due to having her left breast rupture from a direct punch of a, particularly buff male cucco.

Urk, just remembering the sight made me feel ill~!

“She never lost a fight, we literally tested her against first an army of four hundred Cuccos, then bots, then our own warriors,” Epon explained. “That bird is dangerous.”

“Oh please, we’re buff and busty and they can’t compete! We’ll show this upstart.” Helma/Shiny declared as she winked, flexing her muscular biceps, causing the Hero’s Garb to stretch on the deceptively padded woman’s arms.

“Please don’t tempt fate you two,” I whined, having been using my Seeker Sense to try and find dungeon items to help us, and thus far, through all 9 previous islands, we found nothing. But now we’d apparently ended up on Epona’s island, and I was getting something. “This way. I sense a chest this way.”

“Finally.” Helma/Shiny huffed in relief.

“Um, this is the way to my home,” Epona said as we flew through the maze-like interior of the egg-shaped dome which had buildings both on the ground, and suspended by tension cables in the air. Eventually, we came across a humble home suspended near the north edge of the dome. “I do have a family heirloom. My ancestors were the first ones to finish this Egg Island before anyone else, so I still have one of the original Dominion Rods. Ugh! Why didn’t I think of it?!”

“Let me guess, it’s just an antiquated golem-control rod?” I asked in disappointment as Epona reached into her mane and pulled out a key. Huh, I guess Pinkie isn’t the only one with the hair trick. I’m surprised Epona didn’t use her cleavage though with those huge baps of hers.

“No. It’s far more powerful than the ones that came after. It can control...nearly anything. It can even disrupt people, make them sick. It’s why the engineers don’t use the initial model anymore and have mostly had them downgraded for safety reasons. But I and my forebears refused to let our accomplishments be forgotten. So here.” Epona led us in, and I had to balk at how dirty her house was. It was dusty, clothes were left lying around, unwashed dishes stacked on every available table surface. It was the absolute stereotypical image of a lazy bachelorette.

“Huh, didn’t think it would like this.” Shining/Helma commented.

“Don’t you start. I don’t have anyone to tell me what to do, so I let it get this way, and then clean up once it’s too much of a mess. At least then I feel like I’ve gotten something done, rather than just fighting to keep up appearances.” Epona huffed as she led us through her small two-bedroom home and to the master suite, which had piles of clothes on the bed. How many bikinis and tight workout clothes does a single mare need?

“That makes-“ The fused bird woman tripped over something under a pair of panties and toppled Epona over into the bed, tossing clothes all over in a shower of musky mess. I chuckled at the sight and then blushed when I looked at what they’d tripped over. I flew down and grunted as I hovered back up with a massive black horsecock vibrator.

“Someone forgot her toy~.” I teased as I wobbled, sending the 20-inch long 3-inch thick bitch-breaking fake cock flopping underneath me.

“Pfft, as if I care.” Epona turned around, pressing her comparatively modest bowling-ball breasts into Helma’s impossible yoga-ball boobs. “We’re where I bring my good lays anyway. Want to work some frustration off before you go be Big Damn Heroes?”

“Um, as great as that sounds, we have a crisis to resolve.” I tossed the big black horsedick at them and sighed as I felt my arousal surging. “Girls~! We have no idea what Tirek could be doing to those poor people!”

“Ah come on Navi~!” Shiny/Helma whined, looking at me with need as the arousal began to peak further, her...her boobs are getting bigger! “I’m so fucking horny my tits are swelling, and you know girls breasts can swell up to 25 percent of their base size when they’re aroused, right?” Helma/Shiny was panting now, her tits so fucking huge she was pinning Epona under her tits.

“Mmph!” Epona grunted as she groped the utterly massive hyper breasts and pushed them apart to gasp for air. “Holy shit this is hot! I usually prefer guys, but damn this is sexy!” Epona then gasped and moaned as the hyper busty bird pulled her hips back and began easing them forward. “HOLY SHIT! You have a dick too?!”

“Best of, mm~, both worlds~.” Helma/Shiny cooed as she looked at me. “You gonna join in? Or suffer the arousal bleed-off?”

“Fucking! Stupid! Sexy! HERO!” I snarled, sizing up and snapping out of my leafy bikini clothes. Instead of outright getting in on the action though, I grabbed the oversized horsecock and started feeding it into my hungry snatch as I leaned against the side of Helma’s right breast. “Ah! Oh~! You take this thing on a regular basis~?”

“Whenever, ah, I don’t, mm, have a guy or gal to, oh, spend the night with~!” Epona gasped as Helma/Shiny began thrusting harder into the silver-bay draft horse pegasus. “Oh~ you’re so big~! You’re so narrow at the tip but you’re so long~!”

“Unf! I can feel it penetrating your cervix! I don’t know if it’s a good idea to cum inside, you got a condom?” Likely Shining asked as she kept thrusting anyway while I continued to feed the massive fake horsedick into me. I’d managed to get it as deep as I could, so I pressed the button on the bottom and-.

“OH~ GAWD~!” I squealed as my pelvis vibrated so powerfully I thought my goo membrane would start coming apart, and if I was a lesser slime, I’m sure I would be.

“Unf! Don’t think we can get one on before you pop! Just do it! I don’t care~!” Epona whinnied as she came hard, and Helma/Shiny followed, I too joined in from the vibrator driving me crazy. We wriggled against each other, and I barely managed to reach back down to shut the dildo off, but was too tired to pull it out just yet.

“Ah~. That was good.” Helma/Shining said as she calmed down, her breasts visibly shrinking and exposing Epona’s swollen lower tummy. “Be a good egg bearer and keep them safe.”

“Mm~ I like the sound of that~,” Epona replied with a kiss to Helma’s right breast, only to gasp as her belly began growing, and I groaned in exasperation.

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“Well, good to know it’s a trait of mine and not Volvagia’s,” Helma said uncomfortably as she pet Epona’s head, I having done the goo-midwife thing I did for Luna to speed up and ease the process for her. It was only one egg, but damn did Epona have a big egg.

“That wasn’t so bad. Wouldn’t mind a repeat in the future.” Epona breathlessly said as she eyed the huge red and silver speckled egg. “That came out of me...we made that...wow…”

“It’ll be more impacting when it hatches,” I said with a knowing smile, before promptly shoving the egg between my tits, and Epona screamed in horror. “Your egg is fine, don’t worry. It’s safe in my storage. Now, not to be rude, but the Dominion Rod? World’s flooding down there.”

“R-right. Right. Sorry. I just gave birth, even with your help. Give me a minute.” Epona snarked as she weakly got up with help from Helma/Shiny, who was hovering like a doting mother hen. “Thank you.”

“Hey. I’m at fault for your current state. Least I could do, right?” Helma/Shining replied and continued to aid her towards the closet door, opening it to reveal it was ironically bare of any clothing, but did have a Big Chest inside. “You could’ve just told me it was here.”

“Babe, with your tits, you can’t fit in there. Let me pull it out.” Epona teased, and Helma/Shiny visibly blushed at the accurate description of her way-too-big tits.

“Well, this has been a weird yet awesome sexcapade.” I groaned as I slowly pulled out the vibrator. Seeing they were distracted, I bit my lip and shoved the massive bitch-breaker down my tits. I’m sure she has more than one, right? “Can I keep the dildo?”

“Huh? Yeah! I have three more!” Epona called out, and I fist-pumped. I may have a lot of fuckable lovers who care about me beyond sex, but at least I have a sure way to take care of my own libido if I’m ever alone.

“Yoohoo~?” A green and black fairy called while floating in. One of Wiatr's obviously, she didn’t look or feel like one of mine. Or Eris’, or Harmy’s for that matter. “Mistress is worried about her temple but we can’t get near, this place has a similar energy, can you explain?”

“Forces of Darkness invading the world, trying to weaken it for domination or destruction,” Shining said from Helma’s beak as she eyed the fairy. “Hey, you grant wishes right?”

“Wishes of Sex, Fertility, or Commerce! If you enter a Wish Contract, I have to give you 4 wishes before we can part ways. The extra wish is a deal sweetener.” The fox fairy declared eagerly. “Also if we encounter the forces of Hell I can unlock my combat magic, instead of the bits and sickles. Also if Hell is here Mistress will ask one of her Boys to come and seal it off, you won’t have to worry.”

“Boys? She’ll send her kids? Also, this feels like pointless exposition for someone else’s benefit.” I accused the fairy, who looked confused.

“Um, no, it’s so you know. Also no, her Boys are her lovers, The Doom Slayers. But you won’t have to worry about them, if Hell shows up they’ll take them out off-screen.” The Fairy explained and Pinkie showed up with duct tape at us both brutally destroying the stability of reality.

“Pinkie! You don’t have to be everywhere! I got this!” I exclaimed and pulled the reality-repairing duct tape from my own cleavage, slapping some on a wall where my Order senses told me would be a good spot to repair the Veil. Duct tape actually somehow is good for things like this, but even masking tape or scotch tape, or any adhesive would work. Eris said something about symbolism being important.

“Thanks. Ugh. There’s so much of this today.” Pinkie whined before going into the closet with Epona, startling the pegasus.

“Sorry, I forget not all realms are ready for Wiatr to fully manifest in them just yet.” The Fairy sheepishly rubbed the back of her neck.

“What is your name?” I asked the interloper, a little tired of this already.

“Zulu, Batch two Fairy,” Zulu said with a simple bow at the waist.

“Okay. Shining do you want the inferior fairy’s wishes?” I asked in irritation because I’m pretty damn sure if I put my mind and effort into it, I could damn well grant wishes. Then again...I don’t know how to. I’ll ask Eris or Harmy later, they’ve gotta know how fairy wishes work.

“I enter this contract. I wish for four things. I wish Helma’s cum didn’t instantly cause rapid egg gestation. Aw, thanks!” Shining wished and Helma replied with a thankful coo.

“Done,” Zulu said with a smile, floating over and kissing their lips. Zulu then blinked. “Okay, Mistress will not be happy to hear about this. She will not like people being shoved into masks. But she would have to be here herself to deal with it. I can’t do God level body modeling.”

“That’s fine, I’m okay with it so long as I have people to help me.” Helma declared happily.

“That’s all fine and goo-” Zulu said before rubbing her tummy and groaned as it rapidly swelled into a pregnant belly. She grunted as she pushed and a tiny fox skull exited her snatch. “Oh~, what did Mistress send, that's not her token.”

“Looks like a mask,” I commented as I floated to the skull. “Not very powerful.”

“I shouldn’t be, I'm just a copy. In fact, I'm barely a tenth of herm in that mask. Hello, names William, first identity of Willow. You can use me for more direct speech with my larger whole. Mostly sent over here for observation and maybe to teach a the black mare better body modeling as she had dabbled in it.” The Skull said he floated with blue ghost flames.

“Uh, I was doing a good job of dealing with them.” Zulu huffed indignantly at the interruption.

“We know, but you were also starting to sidetrack them. Someone stuff me into storage please?” William asked.

“I got you.” I sighed in annoyance at Wiatr. I mean, exactly how powerful could you be if you only sent agents that do squat to help? I picked this William fellow up and stuffed him into my chest. “Anything else Shining before this goddess sends another item to distract us?”

“Yes. I wish that Shining Armor’s body is more resistant to alteration from wearing living masks.” Shining wished. “Oh! Thanks, Helma, I was going to wish for that.” Or not! Helma is so sweet now that she’s not a power-obsessed bitch.

“Hm, doable just a little, I can’t negate the effects too much, but~ it’ll need more than a kiss. Sorry.” Zulu said before summoning a cock and floating to Shining’s lips. “Minor changes like fertility and maybe some financial help, a kiss, stuff that is more...big, like body resistance or changing your skin to diamond need more ‘investment’.”

“Has someone actually wished for a diamond body?” I questioned in disbelief. What kind of weirdo would do that?

“Yes, a moron that went and robbed a bank. Which, seeing as we can help with money, it was really stupid.” Zulu explained as she wiggled her cock at the fused bird-woman’s beak. “Don’t make excuses about that beak~. I know it won’t hurt unless you actually try.”

“Wasn’t about to~.” Hopefully, Helma cooed as she wrapped the tip of her beak around the fairy’s penis and began sucking and licking it. The little fairy groaned and got off quickly, magic transferring from her to the hyper-busty bird. “For my third wish, I wish that Shining could resist arousal easier, but it wouldn’t interfere with sex or similar scenarios when they come up.”

“Uh, oh, yes.” Zulu huffed as she recovered. “I’m going to need that sexy quim for this one, and pump pure magic in. Whatever is affecting his arousal is stronger than just you birdy.”

“Oh, trust me, I know. Most of his arousal goes to me. But it’s been getting worse as our quests continue.” I informed the fairy with exasperation as I shrunk back down for comfort. I feel so much more at ease as my tiny body these days, even if it doesn’t take any more energy to manifest. In fact, I think I’ll relax. I turned into my light-ball body. I don’t need hands for anything anyway. I can still interact with stuff like this.

“Ah, yeah that would do it.” Zulu huffed before somehow pushing Helma/Shiny to the bed to lay on her back and aimed for her still engorged and wet box as she surged in size to being of average height and with a surprisingly massive fox cock. “You may pop out an egg of an Everlasting Dragon or wolf pup if I have to use too much. This bond is strong.”

“Aw. Oh well, if it will take some pressure off of Navi, go ahead.” Shining huffed as she spread her thicc yet muscular thighs, groping the sides of her hyper boobs nervously.

“Fuck~, you are sexy.” Zulu drool before kissing them and thrusting in.

“Oh~ no fair~!” I haven’t gotten to experience what Shining fucking someone else was like until just a moment ago, because the one with Volva and giant Helma was when i was exhausted and scared. I’m turning pink! Ugh! I turned back to normal, sized up, and fished out the vibrator again, shoving it in me desperately.

“Hmph!” Zulu purred, stopping me with magic to hold the vibrator from going in further, and beckoned me closer by levitating me into the air before her with her head between my thighs. “You’re next, I have to work on you for the other half~.” She explained before pulling the dildo out and licking my snatch.

“You do?!” I gasped as the fox purred and pushing her tongue deeper as Helma/Shining moaned and begged for more. The experienced fairy then levitated me into laying on Helma/Shiny, and I wailed at my ass getting penetrated by my avian lover while my shoulders and arms were pinned by her gigantic tits. She groaned more and began nuzzling my cheek.

“You three are going to be my greatest feat, Mistress may upgrade me to Batch Three!” Zulu moaned as she thrust and ground into me as she fucked the fused bird! “Oh, I can’t wait for her to put me in her pussy and have Hunter dose me with cum!”

“J-just f-fucking cum already~!” Helma/Shiny both whined with a keening screech as she began pumping semen into my slime-simulated bowels, my pussy convulsing in sympathy, wishing to have been the one drinking the cum.

“Almost! Fuck, just a bit-!” Zulu moaned before she knotted them and came, a huge amount of magic leaving her as she audibly pumped her seed into the shared snatch of my lovers. “Ah~! As much as I wanna dump all this magic and cum into the hen, I’ve gotta...HNG!” Zulu yanked her spewing bitch-breaker out of Helma’s cunt, and rammed it into me~!

“YIS~!” I squealed as I was pumped with cum in both of my holes, hungrily convulsing around their cocks as my belly bloated. Oh~ I love this so much~!

“There was just under the amount of danger.” Zulu moaned as she laid on me, pressing me down on Helma/Shiny more, the hen utterly fucked-out if her snoring was any indication. “Any more wishes?”

“*Snort*Mm...wish I could experience this more…” Either Helma or Shiny muttered and...no wait!

“Ignore that! They’re all fucked-out!” I insisted desperately, only for Zulu to moan as her magic suddenly made her incredibly horny.

“N-no~! Sh-she said ‘I Wish’! I c-can’t...AGH!” Zulu sprouted a second dick and rammed into both mine and Helma/Shiny’s pussies at the same time. “I’m sorry~!”

“I hate you two so much.” I groaned as I convulsed atop my lovers in another orgasm, my words as hollow as an empty paper bag.